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Jutta Leerdam in a Bikini on a Boat of the Day

Golfer Paige Spiranac’s Big Titty Golf Porn of the Day

Bulldog Faced Salma Hayek’s Got Old Lady Tits of the Day

Anastasiia Mitina is the Instagram Of The Day

Toronto Mayor Olivia Chow Cultural Appropriation of the Day

2020

Jan

Tallulah Willis Bikini of the Day

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Tallulah Willis is one of the Three Willis Sisters that I used to make fun of, but that I now think are pretty amazing, and not because they post provocative pics of themselves on social media, sometimes edging on the line of incest….maybe it’s because of that….

It’s also because they are just rich kids who don’t need to work and who spend their lives just chilling…everyday a weekend thanks to Mom and Dad being useless but very high paid actors…in an industry that has shaped AMERICA in the worst possible way to be what it is….the general population educated and influenced by Hollywood, good guy vs bad guy storylines…that ya’ll think is real life…because real life is far more boring…

I like that these girls post this kind of shit because they have nothing else to do. I like that I can see her full pussy. I like that she’s got her VAPE in her bikini bottoms where it belongs…showing the world how hard core she is….not scared of that VAPE disease…

I am just sad we can’t see DEMI MOORE in the background doing WHIPPETS while someone dies in her pool….

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2020

Jan

Sailor Brinkley Cook Bikini Erotica of the Day

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The only interesting thing about Sailor Cook Brinkley in a bikini, is seeing just how far off the mark she is from being her mother Christie Brinkley. Tainted by that rich guy sperm that made her up inside her mom…

I do find her attempts to follow her mom’s lead as a bikini model cute, in a kid trying to be like his cop dad by wearing his cop dad’s hat at a dinner party for all the cop friends to laugh at how cute it is kind of way….you know because we all know she’s not a “bikini model” but luckily in an era where non bikini models produce bikini model pics cuz they can since it is easy.

That is not to say I find little kids in cop hats the same as 20 something year old skinny blonde chicks in bikinis the same level of “interesting”….I’m just saying she may be in a bikini but she’s no fucking Brinkley even if she uses her mom’s name professionally.

Not that she needs a profession, her dad is a billionaire…and she’s set so all this is just LOLZ to her…and possibly things for you to jack off to cuz you’re a pervert.

I mean she’s still a young skinny rich blonde chick in a bikini…which is never a terrible thing….plus whoever gets to fuck her can stare at pics of her mom before diving in…you know to get in the mood…knowing that this came out of that bikini cunt.

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2020

Jan

Chantel Jeffries Fucking Diplo in the Ocean of the Day

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Chantel Jeffries is a known star fucking whore, she was fucking rappers and basketball players while driving around in a Kia and not making much money with all her suckin and fuckin. She did it for the clout. I think she may have been the instagram hooker who slid into the DMs of the famous dudes like Bieber and was in the car when he got arrested in Florida.

You know a stripper who understands technology….a tech savvy stripper….unlike girls who still work as street hookers that I look at confused. Don’t they know no one leaves the house? Maybe a smart phone would be a good investment to get more clients, plus you can sell it for crack in a pinch.

Apparently, she’s fucking fellow star fucker Diplo in the ocean in Tulum….showing off her tits now that she’s had her implants removed…because her and Diplo both have a level of “celebrity” of their own…but really both understand the importance of mooching the fuck off talent greater than theirs…to become bigger than they could on their own. Fame whores.

I mean he did get his start by fucking M.I.A. when she was a huge act – and using that to create Diplo you know today…and that bitch was a hairy fucking Sasquatch looking thing. No standards if it means money/fame/success. Like putting your dick in a farm animal in exchange for success….some “I’ll put my tongue on that turd for 1,000,000 dollars”….only Diplo was able to leverage that tongue on a hairy turd into HUNDREDS of millions of dollars…because people see him as “that cool guy Diplo”….

Diplo is killing it. He’s richer than pretty much anyone in the music industry, he’s attached to anyone who goes viral or does anything worthwhile, and it’s pretty clever…he has all these groupie fucks just sucking his dick to get close to the action…whether they are producers or DJs or sluts….which makes me wonder why he’d waste his cheating on his baby momma with this trash…there are way better and hotter whores out there that I’m sure he’s also fucked….because why the fuck not take advantage of where you’re despite all them back freckles…

I feel like fucking Chantel Jeffries is low hanging fruit…but probably better than the girls he has in each city around the world to fuck….I’ve seen some of them and they are bad…in a do better Diplo because you can….there is so much hot pussy out there. Why end up with this dog shit. Makes no sense.

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2020

Jan

Gigi Hadid Side Boob of the Day

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Gigi Hadid is Miss January in some shitty magazine’s bullshit 2020 Calendar that I assume is recycling the content they’ve either produced in 2019 or before 2019…because Gigi Hadid’s been irrelevant the last few years from my vantage point…

What a shitty way to start your new year, with some useless rich kid twat with nothing to offer the world, who isn’t even hot, but who had a pervert dad who fucked Sugar Baby models and felt that investing in his daughter’s careers and presenting them as models was good for his dick. All the aspiring models would come or fake cum to him in hopes to get to hang with his girls….it’s some next level DAD FUCKING DAUGHTER’S BEST FRIEND situation. Very manipulative but rich dudes are weird and people still want to be around them.

I have a personal hatred for V Magazine because they once ran a model contest for their Men’s magazine called V Man. I had a lot of website traffic at the time and some loyal readers helped me beat all the other male models to get the most votes back when trolling was fun.

They never honored the fact that I won, ignored the fact that I won, so Fuck Va Magazine and the Gigi Hadid they are trying to make themselves relevant with.

NOT TO MENTION…shitty fucking shoot bro.

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2020

Jan

Ella Eyre in a Bikini of the Day

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Ella Eyre is some up and coming popstar / singer songwriter/ that you’ve never heard of from the UK. The UK pumps out shitty popstars and have for decades…sometimes they break into the USA like the Spice Girls…and sometimes they end up on “I’m a Celebrity Get me Out of Here” or whatever the other UK reality shows with their “celebs” you’ve never heard of they end up on.

She’s got about 450k followers on instagram and I guess you need over a million to pretend that you’re relevant….since most of those followers on instagram influencer accounts are robots from RUSSIA…

I don’t know if she’s hit the USA yet because I don’t listen to any new music and haven’t really since I was about 20 years old…so it’s not a jaded and bitter old guy saying “music today is shit”….even though music today is shit.

I do know she has a wikipedia…her father was Jamaican, and her mother is Maltese. She was a swimmer before a singer which I guess is why she’s been posting bikini pics….I mean besides trying to get more attention to herself because people like bikini pics.

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2020

Jan

Sarah Shahi Topless of the Day

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I have never seen anything that Sarah Shahi has been in, so I really have no connection to her or her celebrity at all.

I’d say that I don’t give a fuck about her because I haven’t seen her in anything, but for the first 5-10 years of writing the site, I didn’t watch TV or Movies for fear of it tainting my GENIUS ideas I had for an Entertainment empire, the Next Walt Disney but for low level content that isn’t quite mainstream and isn’t quite porn…just walking that fine line of “waste of time”…

So, I think my not caring about her has more to do with her being 40 fucking years old, and topless or not, that’s gross, even if I’m older than 40 years old…I avoid girls that age.

She is the daughter of Abbas Jahansouz Shahi and Mah Monir Soroush Azar. Iranian…and as you may or may not know World War 3 may be starting thanks to US killing top General…so her Iranian from TEXAS tits are newsworthy and relevant…at least for today…since US killed that Iranian top General….

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2020

Jan

Woman Gets Noodle to the Face and Other Videos of the Day

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I feel bad for the guy with a Hooker in this British Tourist in THailand Dying from Setting Off Fireworks…

Light Plane Crash

Potentially Fatal Fireworks

Dude Trying to Light Police Car on Fire – Sets Himself on Fire

Gas Explosion in Residential Building

Rolls Royce Rear Ends a Car

Cop Buys Groceries for Couple Trying to Steal Groceries – ENTRAPMENT!

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2020

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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People seeking more of a thrill in their masturbation are hilarious to me. You know trying to “Level” that shit, or “next” level that shit….

Whether it’s the far too fucking real 45 year old average normals posting sex videos online like a DIY pornstar the same way young girls used Instagram to pretend the were models, only with more mom stretch mark pussy being fisted as the husband films…all to get off….to the barely incest “step” family thing, which hits close to home because when I started the site, very few porn clips were “stepfamily” porn….I guess I’ve been onto for 15 years, so ahead of the curve…and today I came across a “step-aunt” and “step-nephew” series…which is basically not a taboo….but rather you fucking your stepmom’s sister…weird fantasy, not the weirdest but at that point you’re just two people fucking…

Either way, some stepLINKS.

Matt Lauer New Pussy
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Australian Firefighters in the Flames – CRAZY
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Machine Hits Worlds Longest Home Run
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Kim Jung Un Riding a Horse is Legendary
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Vanessa Hudgens One Piece
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Tumbleweed VS Vehicle
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How Harry Hamlin Threw His Indiana Jones Audition
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Engaged Twilight Star of the Day
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Inside a Foundry
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Naked Celeb for 2020
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2020

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

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Quitting smoking, quitting drinking, quitting masturbating to your neighbor while she sleeps or whatever weirdness you jerk off to….quitting old obsessions, starting fitness, starting diet, starting budgeting, starting to focus on your dreams, travel more, improving your career….SURE you are bud. To those who are planning to completely change their lives yesterday…we’ll reconnect when you go back to your old ways tomorrow…or today…Loser….sure but there’s winning in losing and that’s what makes us great. Don’t give into society telling you to be better. Remain your own shitty self….

Speaking of shitty, it seems like all these people are mad at celebrities for being pedophiles, but from my perspective I would rather be molested by a celebrity than some random pervert like a coach, teacher, priest, or anyone who can’t pay me off and give me that life of GLITZ and GLAM….speaking of Walt Disney, Pinocchio is a weird story about a man carving a child sex doll with an erection on his face…

Speaking of Walt Disney, I’ve decided to become a billionaire this decade….media empire, captain of industry, baron or Tycoon of all that is good…see you at the top…or in the stepLINKS…whatever comes first.

Here are some stepLINKS….

Gamer Chick with Tourettes
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Vanessa Hudgens in a One Piece
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Nadine Velazquez is Totally Nude
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How Greed and the Earth’s Destruction is Intertwined
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Burnout Fail
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Tranny Character is Coming to Marvel
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Lohan is Back in America Managing her Sister’s Music Career…
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Ariel Winter’s Booty
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Pixie Geldoff Niplles
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Noah Cyrus is Fucking Nasty
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Braless Bella Hadid
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Kung Fu Nuns
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Dancing to Lean with 1000 people around the world is pretty fucking dumb…..but probably got this idiot a record deal / movie deal / book deal and millions of dollars….on some Lamer than Ellen shit…
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Dora Madison Burge’s 2020 Titty Tease
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Michelle Pfeiffer gets $22 Million for her House
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Turnign a Log into a Coffee Mug
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Ali Larter Bikini
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Weird FUneral Drama
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Pizza Deliver Guy Helps Catch Dog
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The Deadliest Crossing on Earth
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Natasja Madsen Hot Cameltoe
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Sarah Sampaio Bikinis for the NEw Year
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Kathy Griffin Gets Married on New Years and Her Tits Were Out
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How To Rake Leaves
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Shelly Cochrane Big Fat Tits in a Nude Shoot
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Ariel Winter Booty Looks Good.
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WWE Engagement
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Giovanna Di Fraia Hand Bra
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Rat Cow Silly Titties for Instagram
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Guy Dresses Like a Cat to See Cats
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Hot Victoria Naked for a Fashion Shoot..
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Maybe Old But Still Good – Subway Abduction of a Sleeping Girl – WTF
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Dua Lipa Bikini
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Sarah Hyland Bikini Nipple Flash
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Jessica Alba and Olivia Munn Hugging
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Dua Lipa in Concert with Cleavage
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Kelsea Ballerini in a Tight Outfit
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Ellie GOulding Bikini in Miami
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Sophie TUrner in a Little Black Dress
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Noah Cyrus Nips
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Rita Ora Cleavage
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Bella Hadid Bikini Tease
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Jessica Simpson Out Shopping
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From stepSMUT!!

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Random Tumblr Porn
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Awesome Tits on the Beach Dusting Off
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WIFE on the Blackness
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Big Black Ass on New Years 2020
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Naked Yoga with Tits
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Hot Upskirt of the Day
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Girls Who Fist Themselves are Great
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Changing Room Bangers
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Crazy Bitch You’d Have Sex With of the Day
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They Say this is Hidden Cam Footage of Jersey Wife Cheating
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Hot Amateur Slut of the Day
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Hot GF Riding
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People Doing Crackhead Shit
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Sex Position of the Day
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2020

Jan

Irina Shayk Mangrove Erotica of the Day

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Irina Shayk is a hot slutty Russian who used her KGB skills taught to Russians at a young age to manipulate her way into the mainstream, which she did, only to get the mainstream to impregnate her and set her for an 18 year 20k a month (or more) check…that is far more than the typical Russian makes back in Russia….even Doctors and Lawyers make less…so she’s cruising….plus she makes her own money, being the mainstream model that she is, which even at 30 is still good.

I think it is safe to assume she’s got some face injections, they all do…and safe to assume that her new mom vagina is banged the fuck out…and that’s ok….because Irina Shayk is hot…a legend even….their should be a Statue of her at the Kremlin to let all the future Russian sugar babies and sex workers have a monument of a leader they can look up to and pay their respects to while Irina is out at the Mangrove showing off her ass with some rich dudes she probably fucks now that Brad Cooper turned gay after his sex scene with LADY GAGA.

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