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2020

Jan

Nadine Velazquez Nude of the Day

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I am late to the game on this one because I genuinely don’t give a fuck about 45 year old Nadine Velazquez.

I don’t watch shitty movies like Fast and the Furious or whatever the fuck she was on that needed a hispanic girl to tell their story or to make the world think they were inclusive…

So when I see the full nudity cry for attention I embrace it, but not too closely…like I appreciate that it happened because Instagram is a porn site and I like being reminded of that, but girls are all porn stars to some degree in how they produce content around themselves, even when they have mainstream careers…they can’t help by CRAVE being stared at, showing off, etc.

She’s 41 and has quite the stripper porn instagram body for 41…but if you’re cast for being the hot slutty hispanic girl…you better be hot and slutty for as long as you can be cuz that meal ticket will end and no one wants that to end at least not Nadine…proven by these pics…and that’s not a bad thing proven by these pics but then again everything is photoshopped to shit, or fake…so unless it’s a close up…it’s a whatever.

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2020

Jan

Rita Ora Titty Top of the Day

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Rita Ora put up this very important instagram story featuring her very important tits because they are great tits, which pretty much carried her into the celebrity she’s found, because her music that I can’t name any of, but that she claims is why she’s famous, because no one wants to say the tits are the only reason they exist, there’s far more to the whole process than just having tits, there are plenty of tits out there that don’t have a record deal, that aren’t in the paparazzi all the time, and that don’t matter…so she can’t just be tits…tits are just what we gravitated to when nothing about her was that interesting.

Anyway, she’s stayed relevant, or made herself relevant and I think it’s time to embrace her existence, or at least embrace her tits while all these other trashy popstars start surfacing from youtube, this one may be the last popstar that came from fucking a Kardashian, and not from updating videos of themselves doing cover songs.

ANYWAY, great tits, telling you to stay hydrated because hydration is the key to bigger loads, and bigger loads set to her tits…which makes her feel more relevant than she is..which isn’t really relevant but based on what else is out there is better than what is out there.

Rita Ora has broke me.

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2020

Jan

Camila Morrone Getting Wet of the Day

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Camila Morrone may be a shit actress in anything I have seen her in, and there have been a few things that she’s been in, her mom is some Hollywood slut who fucked some A-Listers and got in with the scene by pretending she was some South American actress, so Camila Morrone has been dialed in long before letting Leo DiCaprio pretend to have sex with her, since he’s more into having sex with men, at least that’s what I’ve been told…by some homeless guy at the bar I drink at…they have cheap shots at happy hour….and I guess he’s not a celebrity expert and wouldn’t know if Leo fucks dudes…but I give him the benefit of the doubt, you know ear to the street kind of thing….back in the day a similar homeless dude told me that Tom Cruise, I think it was Tom Cruise….but it could have been Travolta used to fly into Montreal and fuck dudes in the Gay part of town at the Gay Saunas….a story confirmed by the actual PILOT who was a friend of my wife’s sister….and confirmed by an old Fag I knew…so NEVER UNDERESTIMATE the homeless…

That said, from a slutty star fucking mom, comes a young star fucking daughter…whether she fucks LEO or not…and despite sucking at acting…she’s hot, a good size with good size tits and I think she deserves more attention than she gets in her shameless attempt to get known or famous.

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2020

Jan

Rihanna Nipple Pincher of the Day

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Rihanna is being a little cheeky or playful, like she’s channeling her old ways of when she was an underage prostitute working the karaoke bars of Barbados, before being recruited by some pervert and brought to America where he sold her off to Jay Z and who has since made over a billion dollars or more in merch, concerts, record sales, etc. She’s an earner. The best kind of whore to have in your stable of whores when you’re a pimp…

I don’t know if anything I just wrote is true, but this fat white dude I know went to Barbados on some all inclusive vacation about 10 years ago, and HE told me the local snorkeling tour operator told him that or a variation of that….

I do know that it’s hard to get work visas into America and I did see a video of Rihanna singing in high school, where she literally COULD NOT SING…so it’s not a CELINE DION situation where dude knew he was striking gold when he mortgaged the house and had sex with her at 16….so the whole story has A LOT of holes in it…but maybe, just maybe she did just luck out, people do luck out you know…just not people like me.

So this nipple pinching pantomime is just her being silly….now that her tits are big from all that eating with all that money she’s got.

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2020

Jan

Bella Thorne Lingerie of the day

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Bella Thorne is still trying to be sexy even though she looks like she was born in the grease trap of a burger king, here she is in lingerie or whatever the fuck you want to call something that I am sure smells like a UTI but not a fresh UTI…one that has been through the wringer and that has a petri dish of bacteria up inside it….from STDs to Yeasts to old rotting condoms….she’s a fucking wreck.

I have seen strung out crackheads look better than this and she’s famous…but I guess this is the look…too lazy to shower….embrace and be empowered in your fishy cunt smell…dudes will fuck anything and the natural pheromones help.

All the young celebs looks like a variation of this, none even bother doing the basic things like washing their hair because looking like shit is the proof they don’t give a fuck, which helps their clout or cool factor, even if it is discounted by the fact she POSED for a fucking pic, uploaded it, maybe captioned it…cuz SHE GIVES A FUCK….not giving a fuck is not updating shit….trying so hard to stay relevant. That is a fact.

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2020

Jan

Noah Cyrus Nipple Piercings of the Day

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Noah Cyrus can use her name, her dad’s celebrity, her sister’s celebrity, her family money and connections to make you think that she’s relevant…she can hang with the cool kids at the cool places doing the cool things….and far less connected people have made a living off social media thanks to the world being fucking insane and buying into their bullshit…so it’s only natural for Miley’s shadow to get some of that….

She can also use her tits in a sheer top for some hype or to give some illusion that she matters or that she’s “HERE”….but they are unimpressive tits, at least when set against that face and body, to generate some hype or to show people how edgy she is – just look at her shitty tattoos. She’s a try hard thanks to living in her sister’s shadow….But none of that will ever make her hot, interesting, exciting or good….

I’ve seen all kinds of nipples in my life and it takes a bit more than nipples to really make it….everyone has nipples it’s not that big of a deal…you need to try things like a sex tape…so get producing girl…

Not enough young celebs or wannabe celebs or sisters and daughters of celebs are posting accidental live feeds of their pussies being filled….isn’t that the whole point of being raised on porn and really the whole point of the INTERNET as a whole…cuz last time I checked it was.

Here she is with Diplo the dick rider and Orville Peck a gay masked country singer

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2020

Jan

Kate Beckinsale Lesbian Kiss of the Day

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Kate Beckinsale is old, but still hot, maybe even a freak of nature in the right way, one that should be investigated further to see why she doesn’t age like other women age…is it the wealth, the child support checks from Charlie Sheen who has had to continue working despite his HIV diagnosis to support her…or is it just vanity, face injections and LIES….and does it really matter.

Nerds love her and you can tell that she’s a fucking pervert who likely masturbates a lot, or fucks a lot, remember when she was fucking that 25 year old SNL loser that looks like an ape, that was HILARIOUS…and you can tell she’s old with this lame GIRL ON GIRL kiss you’d expect to see at Y2K New Years party before everyone was a full slut and when girl on girl closed mouth kisses could get you off…but now, unless there is fisting, there is nothing….so this is nothing but like I said Nerds love her and nerds are socially awkward, often autistic, and don’t really care to look beyond Kate Beckinsale doing basically anything. It’s their fetish.

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2020

Jan

Christina Aguilera Titty Tape Erotica of the Day

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Christina Aguilera is old as shit, so old that she needs to tape up her tits before her shows. Young girls would never be caught dead taping their tits unless they identified as trans or as “THEY” and felt the need to bind their chests so that they can pull off being “GENDERLESS” better….

I assume that as Christina Aguilera tries to cash in on her bullshit career into her 40s, because she is in her 40s or soon to be in her 40s, she’s forced to squeeze her now fat body into racy outfits…and like most grannies those things are a fucking hazard or liability and can cause real fucking injury when you let them out there on their own and put confidence in them that they won’t slip out of their top and hit a motherfucker in the face…

Then again, maybe she tapes the nips for fear of a nip slip cuz her nips are so hacked up from all the implants she’s had.

Who fucking knows, it’s just weird especially when you think about her early on, being this hot tiny pop slut…now clunky like an old cow being taken to pasture because it doesn’t produce milk anymore.

Weird.

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2020

Jan

Jasmine Tookes in a Bikini of the Day

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Jasmine Tookes is some American Victoria’s Secret model which is rare. She got her start at modelling at the age of 15, which should be criminal but is celebrated in the EPSTEIN connected billion dollar brand that hasn’t really tried to detach themselves from the fact that most of EPSTEIN’s money came from the founder….

BUT THAT IS NOT WHAT WE ARE HERE FOR…I don’t care if Epstein killed himself, or what high powered perverted fuck underage people in their PEDO rings…not because I am a bad person but because I already know anyone in any position of power…including just being wealth…are GARBAGE fucking people …

Nice people don’t make moves to get rich, famous, powerful…nice people are too busy being NICE…

Anyway, Jasmine Tookes, the brands answer to inclusivity I guess is out in a bikini doing basic bikini content for her social media…you know to keep herself alive in an era where the future of her bosses or “client” that probably over pay her are questionable…because of being criminals…and because of being out of touch with the market as they keep bringing the same bullshit catalog shoots in an evolving time of there is way more to jerk off to than a lingerie catalog now.

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2020

Jan

Ali Larter Ass Shot of the day

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Ali Larter is 43 years old and I guess she made enough money in her career as the girl in a WHIPPED CREAM BIKINI in VARSITY BLUE which is the only movie I remember her being in…because she can spend her time in the gym working out, or not eating, or whatever it takes to be proud enough to show a straight up bikini ass shot on your social media….the whole empowerment thing exists and these girls are showing their asses to showcase their flaws and to crowdsource support…but this is more of a “Look at my ass it is still hot situation”…

Larter creepily got her career at 14 as a model – like so many other 14 year olds the industry think are old enough for the cocaine parties and unprotected sex. She actually did partake in an interesting social experiment when she was a no name model put together by ESQUIRE magazine, where they created a fake celebrity named Allegra Coleman. I only heard about it in a previous post I did on Ali Larter and it made me think she was more interesting (barely) than just a Whipped Cream Bikini for being a part of that troll before social media was there to help perpetuate fake news.