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Bianca Censori’s Epic Tits Out of the Day

Bella Hadid Instagram Face Has her Tits Out of the Day

Heidi Klum in an Offensive bikini of the Day

Anna Zaiachkivska is the Instagram Of The Day

Heidi Klum Tits Out of the Day

2019

Dec

Alexina Graham is a Slutty Redhead of the Day

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I don’t know who Alexina Graham but she got her tits out…which is nice to see because despite being a GINGER she didn’t kill herself…but instead decided she was worthy of being a titty model…while most other redheads are trying to find a cave to crawl into and die…because the average non-redhead actual human is terrified of them.

So here’s to body positivity, empowerment, and all that other shit that gets a bitch naked or half naked for us to jack off to if we feel so inclined…or if we feel bored of actual humans and want to dive into some ALIEN shit with a GINGER…because they aren’t human.

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2019

Dec

Dora Madison Burge Nude of the Day

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I still don’t know who Dora Madison Burge is, but she gets naked on the internet consistently to grow her “personal brand” so that she gets hired or “cast” in more TV shows and movies, because tits get hits…

I don’t expect 2020 to really make me give a fuck about Dora Madison Burge…or her nudity for social media that she puts out there to increase her relevance and get herself hired so that she can one day win an Oscar like Brie Larson or Emma Stone or the other equally shit actresses out there….but I’ll support anyone getting naked with a post as long as I can mention how garbage they are. Deal. Deal.

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2019

Dec

Dua Lipa Bikini of the Day

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Dua Lipa is some nasty Armenian or Albanian youtube slut who got a record deal because the big slow corporations are dinosaurs and know they need to go to what is popular with the young people to be relevant…and luckily for google, and for all the grown ass perverted men, YOUTUBE is the place for that.

I don’t know any of her music, but I was in a friend’s car over the holidays and he did have SIRIUS FM radio and he did force us to listen to DIPLO’s station and BPM and EVERYTHING else…and it all sounds like pure fucking shit, but I guess kids are raised on social media, porn and video games so they don’t really know…and they get distracted from selfies to notice quality but MAYBE I am just an old guy, out of touch and pop music has always been shit, only now it’s not contrived in the studio with great minds, it’s done at home by a slutty girl making youtube videos.

ANYWAY…she’s in a bikini and we can expect more of her on the radio in 2020 and that’s TOO bad….but not as bad as how dumpy she is…like hit a gym or hire a trainer with all that money bitch, but these girls all have photoshop on their phones and create their LIE…that people are too lazy to pay too much attention to.

The best is the Real Pic vs her Instagram pic…fuck off already. Girls don’t even need to be hot anymore, it’s all some illusion / lie.

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Posted in:Dua Lipa|SFW

2019

Dec

Elsa Hosk Titty Dress of the Day

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Elsa Hosk is pretty fucking hot.

I totally approve of her titty dress for all NEW YEARS EVE celebrations, not that this is what this is about, but it’s good.

She’s some Swedish slutty basketball player who for some reason was able to make it as a promo model for the sexual predator funding mall brand VICTORIA’S SECRET, who I like to remind everyone accounted for the majority of Jeff Epstein’s perverted wealth…and she got her start later in life, you know since she was so committed to the Basketball thing…but at like 25 the brand came at her looking for a Candice Replacement because Candice was breeding multiple babies…and basically this one replaced that one…deservingly…despite being the same age. Funny model dynamics.

I like what is going on here, maybe it’s the fact that I think I can see her nipples, while she’s rolling around on the floor all vulnerable giving the photographer some dick sucking face…or is it “cum on my face” face…I don’t know but it’s got the same effect on me.

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2019

Dec

Sara Sampaio Bikini of the Day

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Sara Sampaio is some Portugues fisherman who somehow went off course from her longshore fishing destiny because Victoria’s Secret moved in when they weren’t too busy financing EPSTEIN and brought her to America to play the next Adriana Lima despite being super fucking hairy….but that doesn’t mean she doesn’t have the Portuguese skills deeply embedded in her slutty soul that I am sure belongs to some rich guy who was the highest bidder, and that this bikini pic is one of thirst trapping “Hey look at my bikini body, I make a MILLION DOLLARS A YEAR FOR THIS”….but that was taken after she dove off the boat into the sea and came back up with DINNER in her mouth…you know cuz when you’re a fisherman in the core of your soul….you don’t need those fancy rods and nets…you just need them TEETH….

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2019

Dec

Sweaty Shay Mitchell of the Day

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Shay Mitchell just shat out a baby with some dude who was once the host of some CANADIAN MTV nonsense. I’ve met the guy, because Canadians all know each other, we connect at the yearly Maple Sugar festival where we all build a massive igloo and dance to songs by Celine, Barenaked Ladies, Avril Lavigne amongst others..The baby daddy’s alight…so no hate there….I mean dude’s just out there knocking up smart girls taking over entertainment and social media because she’s smarter than most of the idiots out there who are too busy taking selfies.

She’s got her shitty acting career that has made her a ton of money, she’s got some book publishing company that I am sure will become a movie, she’s got a youtube travel series and instagram going with tons of followers from being on TV, she’s probably getting all kinds of brand deals from brands paying her tons of money…and that’s just what we know about…I guess being an INDIAN (dot not feather) makes her resourceful…I mean the Indian I know at the convenience store is always onto money making schemes, as is the Indian mechanic I used to go to when I had a car, trying to sell me bootleg tires from India…as is the Indian restaurant owner who always tries to make me pay cash…the Indians…they hustle…but I guess Shay takes time to herself for some self care as all influencers do…where she sweats out in a Sauna as an excuse to post up some slutty oiled up sweaty content we can all jerk off to, despite knowing that her pussy has just been stretched the fuck out bringing new life into the world that will be a prop in her “mommy blogging”….

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2019

Dec

79 Year Old Lingerie Model of Instagram of the Day

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Her name is Helena Schargel and this is her INSTAGRAM that is apparently going viral because the 79 year old has decided to be a lingerie model, in a live your dreams, don’t let your old age get in the way of those dreams, the world is into weird fetishes and celebrating weird disorders like aging, and empowering those things with bikini or lingerie modeling. Fat girls are doing it. Downs Syndrome girls are doing it. Amputees are doing it. EVERYONE is fucking doing it….and they all bring it to us with some bullshit narrative of self confidence….

The world is a changing place, where 80 year old women feel comfortable being lingerie models despite being old as fuck, because instagram will take it viral and get them in the news, making alzheimers and impending death more tolerable….

One could say this is cool or interesting because it is something different. But it just reminds me that us that dudes are fucking perverts and will look at anything half naked, even our grandmas, hell some of us may have even jerked off in grandma’s 1970s styled bathroom after accidentally walking in on her getting ready for church after making us Wheat Germ muffins for breakfast, as grandmas do…..

It’s nice that all those chicks who think they are special cuz they get half naked to get attention or make money are reduced to knowing they aren’t special and that we’re just easy fucking consumers.

I would say that it’d be great if 2020 went back to making people feel insecure about themselves, but I’ve always been into getting people who shouldn’t be half naked, half naked, and there’s something way funnier about it when they come to that conclusion themselves and that I don’t need to go to the old folks home myself to recruit them into my SENIOR SPORTS ILLUSTRATED SWIM PARODY I planned 10 years ago when I still cared about producing original content if it wasn’t so expensive, where as I’m now “fuck that idea, I prefer relaxing”….you know cuz I am old too and my dreams aren’t to be successful…they are to be left the fuck alone…

Check out some of her work, I’d expect more from her based on the hype, but the media is garbage and runs with any clickbait it can.

Here are some videos….

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2019

Dec

BOOTY of the Day and Other Videos of the Day

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When They Don’t Get Your Order Right – TANTRUM

Cop Hits Machete Man with a Huge Stick

Big Boobies…

Women Threatens Other with Box Cutter

I love Seeing Elephants Attack Humans Who Get Too Close

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2019

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Holy Fuck…

2020 is less than 12 hours away…

Nothing will change….we will all be exposed to unnecessary stress, annoying stories of people we don’t care about, we will all continue to keep up with the Joneses and buy shit we don’t need, and in turn kill our environment….we will get deeper in debt, become bigger slaves to the system, but throughout it all there will be sluts willing to show tit for fame, or fuck for money, so all is good…status quo really…we are just humans being shitty and we will continue to do that….in this man made construct called time…cuz my dog doesn’t give a fuck that it’s the new year…another year closer to our expiration date….but it’s a good excuse to get drunk, to go to a party or two, to make out with at least one person you probably shouldn’t make out with but you’re both single so why the fuck not….so much opportunity…2020…the year the world may self destruct and we all die…

So start the year right, tell those you like you like em, those you don’t like to fucking die because a 2020 with them in it makes you sick and before you do…HERE ARE SOME MORNING LINKS….

Taxi Drivers React to Fat Ass Women Changing in their Car
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Kyle Jenner’s Last THIRST TRAP
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Camila Cabello and Shawn Mendes PDA
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Shoplifter Gets BEAT
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Out of Control Truck
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Zach Efron – a Modern Day Typhoid Survivor
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Pranking Parents with a Shitty Temp Tattoo…
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Rideshare Passenger Won’t Leave Car Because Driver Won’t Give Him 5 Stars
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Frisbee MOUTH
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Origins of SUbliminal Messages
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Dog Running with Puppy
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TV Twins in a Suicide Pact
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2019

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

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There’s nothing more exciting than hearing everyone reflect on 2019 and plan for 2020…. thank god for social media…I now know that some 60 year old fat girl I’ve never met is planning on traveling more this year….then there’s some other girl who always whines about her sexual assault that happened decades ago and that she’s written about in great detail has decided to move on from that “trauma” to take on another year with more positivity. You know so she can be fierce now that this year of healing is up….

It makes not wanting a “smart phone” or any phone or computer and a cabin off grid far more desirable…but luckily menial tasks like the grocery store don’t have the same level of anxiety because people are all there minding their own business, while the internet is everyone up on each other’s shit, learning far too much about those you don’t care about.

What a waste of fucking time..

That said, at the grocery store the lesbian cashier was super fucking angry, she said nothing fucking works and gave me attitude like all lesbians, since they hate me….it’s part of their core values when taking that oath to be a lesbian…which reminds me of girls who have never had sex with women coming out as bi-sexual…or identifying as bisexual…because all people are beautiful which is weird…

Is it because they only masturbate to lesbian porn? Is it because the idea of fucking a chick pussy like you fuck your own pussy or are they just trying to be something more than a boring straight person… you know to fit in with society as being “different” and rainbow colored even though that’s the mainstream norm….everyone is all the fucking the same in pretending to be different….either lesbianism a myth, 2019 was irritating, 2020 will be as irritating…

Here are some stepLINKS…hopefully not too irritating.

Bella Hadid’s Disgusting Face in a Bikini for VACATION
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Roxane Glineur Has Best Bra Ever
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Sharon Osbourne Made Assistant Go Into her Burning House – Then Fired Him
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Twins on a TLC Show Die in a Suicide Pact…crazy
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Sarah Hyland Pokies
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Kylie Jenner Freakish Huge Tits in a Bra and Panties…
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Brooke Shields Not Your Average Old Lady in a Bikini
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Emma Roberts Legs by the Christmas Tree….
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Loser Hockey Player Losing at Rock Paper Scissors…
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Ridiculous Ford F650 Truck…
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Soccer Lesbians Get Married
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Zach Efron Almost Died of Typhoid
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Mob Boss Reveals Fraud in Sports….He’d Force Athletes to Fuck Up….Basically. Are you Surprised
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Pitbull Opens Christmas Gifts
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The Lamp that Lights Up when People Tweet “WE BROKE UP”
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Alexis Ren Trailer Trash Dreams…
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The Girl Who Got Bill Gates as Her Secret Santa
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Worst Bride Walking Down Aisle
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Zach Braff is Dating a CHild..
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Dog That Loves a Packet of Coffee
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Synthetic Ice Rink Fail
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Car Crash of the Day
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Vapid Retard Bella Thorne Going Hard in the Gym
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Judi Dench’s Hand Made it Into CATS
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Scary Underwater Snake
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Cyclist Survives Most Insane Rundown
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Candice Swanepoel Victoria’s Secret Catalog Pics…
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QB Punches Ref (probably old news)
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AT&T Predicted the Future in 1993
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Dead Celeb of the Day
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Lizzie Cundy Barbados Bathign Suit….
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Rat Cow in NYC Eating Pizza
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Marky Mark’s Wife in a Bathing Suit in Barbados Looking Pregnant
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Stella Maxwell’s Midriff
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Kylie Jenner in Black Face Looking Like Shit
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Some British TRash Tits
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Kaia Gerber Boring Outfit
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Cindy Crawford Boring Outfit
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Pia Miller Hard Nips in AUstralia
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Pippa Middleton in a Bikini for the Royal Family…
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Elsa Hosk Leather Pants
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Brooke Burke in a Bikini…
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From stepSMUT!!

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BIG FUCKING TITS
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Another Big Titty Drop
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Slutty Amateur of the Day….
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Awkward Moments in Porn…
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Interesting Anal Moves…
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Skye Blue Oiled Tits…
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Carrot Head at Her Hitachi…
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Big Boobs on the Beach….
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Bare Ass by a Chair…
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Sexy Marina in Lingerie…by the Water…
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New Year’s Resolution Summed Up
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Animals Hate Us….
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Big Black Nudity…
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The Depths of the Human Anus
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Naked Stacy Has Tits
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Name the Resolution…
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Torpedo Tits….
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Lindsay Naked Looking Out Window…
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Losing Virginity to a Hooker…
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