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2019

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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It’s Christmas Season…One and All…and I’ve decided to gift myself by watching free fat girl internet porn because I hate fat girls and I hate porn, but also, I hate myself and feel that is what I deserve and not in an EMO crying for attention way…but in a “it’s already bad, let’s make it worse, through asses so big they make me want to throw up”…

In finding the fat girl porn to punish myself with for Christmas….you know a timeless holiday tradition, I noticed that some of the dildos Russian cam girls ride look like they are from 1980s communist Russia…fabricated or milled out of rationed flour and paint, all vintage and ghetto…

We should set up a food drive, like a canned food drive at the grocery store or local high school for the poor, where we collect as many new and modern dildo’s for these hurting crackheads trying to make a buck in a competitive and ever changing business landscape due to technology…they just can’t afford to keep up and like me…they’ll be left in the dark…

Remember, you don’t what you got til you gone…or what you didn’t want to got but it was forced upon you, but now you feel nothing but relief that it is gone because there are two sides to every story…

Here is the stepHOLIDAY Gift Guide…

Here are some stepLINKS….

Party Girl Hits Head on Ceiling Fan
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Drunk Woman Making Out with a Tree – Probably a Throwback – But I Can’t Keep Track of All THem Sluts
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How Jawbreakers are Made
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What Drugs is she On?
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McConaughey in the New Gold Rush….
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Mall Santa Replaced After Being Caught in a Trump Hat
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The Sound of Frozen Lakes
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Man BEating Kids – Caught on Camera – What?
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Richard Jewell FLopped at the Box OFfice
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Scarjo TIts is Fuckign Ugly
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Swedish babe doing laundry in the snow like she’s supposed to cuz she’s a woman
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Kumail Nanjiani Works Out… I guess…Who is that?….Some Marvel Dude on Hormones?
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2019

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

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Tis the fucking season….for everyone but you…cuz no one wants to fuck your limp dick, at least their’s porn and Artifical vaginas out there to fuck…

It’s interesting that we live in this boring era of anti-bullying, where brands like Playboy are posting nude fat and old chicks to be relevant and not for comedic purposes…for serious purposes…or when Victoria’s Secret dies because they say “NO TRANNIES”…

It is interesting that we live in this boring era of anti-bullying, yet everyone is being bullied into accepting everyone they would otherwise hate…or do hate but can’t say they hate unless it’s Trump…he’s one of those poeple society allows you to hate…but trannies..can’t hate trannies..or GRETA…how dare you talk shit on GRETA…HOW DARE YOU…the puppet is likely just an entitled little cunt… whining as she cashes the fuck in…and still leaves a CARBON footprint for all her media tours…

Maybe he is the messiah and Christmas should be built out around his birthday…

This Christmas season I am making a list of things I am done with in 2019…all I have on my list right now is Fish in Microwave in the Break Room Jokes….but I’m sure I’ve got more, way more, cuz whenever I turn on the computer I see so much to hate, I just choose to not bother, maybe I’m stroked out and don’t know it, maybe it’s just a waste of time to hate on it….but not a waste of time to write a list about it that can be turned into a MEME and released to the world as a WORLD STAR exclusive….that I pay them to make an exclusive, since nothing is real, nothing is earned, the internet can be bought…everything you like….mind control man…MIND CONTROL and you don’t even realize it….far more interactive mind control than traditional media…the future is now…

No I’m not on drugs..I’m just saying how dumb everyhting is…everything but the stepXMAS gift guide…

Here are stepLINKS….

Eminem’s Nick Cannon Dis Track….Like Some Old Eminem…With Some Double Mariah Disses….legend…seriously
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Billy Eilish with her Fake Accent Talking about Pooping
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NSFW Coloring Books To Jerk Off To
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Chelsea Handler’s Midget Died
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Hot Swedish Chick Hanging Laundry in the Snow
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Fed Ex VS Fence
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Throwback One Night Stand Regret Video I Love
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Metal Dude Goes Viral with his Hilarious Noise Complaint
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Tekashi 6ix9ine better get LIFE…
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Caylee Cowan Doing Marilyn Monroe Playboy
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How To Make Prison Wine
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Theif Loses his Belt…
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How To Prank Package Thieves
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19 Creepy Fish
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Santa’s Little Whore Make-Up Tutorial for the Perverts
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John Travolta’s WIG IS HILARIOUS
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Taylor Swift Armpit
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Harvey Weinstein has Done More for Woman in Hollywood than Anyone Literally
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Olvia Wilde VS Clint Eastwood
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48 Year Old Victoria’s Secret Model
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Tiger Lily Hutchence Nips in a Bikini
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AMAZING CLeavage
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Kylie Jenner in Black Face Dressed Like Black and Ugly Jessica Rabbit
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Constance WU Red Carpet
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Lindsay Price – Cleavage
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Fukuhara – Asian Actor
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Karreuche Tran Leg
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Sydney Park – Thigh
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Rose Byrne at some Event
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Sinead Harnett in a Slutty Dress
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From stepSMUT!!

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VISIT THE HOLIDAY GIFT GUIDE
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11 Acts that Make you a Whore
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How to Keep a Pussy Fresh
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Hooker of the YEAR
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A Whole Lot of BOOTY
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Big Titty Pillow Rider
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Idiot Worker of the Day
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Good Old Fashioned Public Masturbation FOILED
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Didn’t Expect THOSE!
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Anna Braga Slutty Gas Pumping
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Naked Playboy Bitch on the Beach
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Slutty Reddit Amateur
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Dana Taylor Bolt on Tits in a Diving Mask
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Girl with a Dildo
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Hilarious Instagram Whore
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Cam Girl of the Day
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Amateur Lesbians for the Hallmark Channel
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FISTS
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DOUBLE DIPPING
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2019

Dec

Bella Thorne Nip Slip of the Day

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Bella Thorne is just such trash that it’s worth looking at, even if she looks like a beat up man in his 40s with a meth addiction….

She loves showing off the TITS that Disney bought….unless the tits that were built off getting her period at a young age because she had childhood trauma from when her father died prematurely, when she was molested by her stepfather, when she was sold off to Disney, when she had a falling out with her opportunistic mother who prostituted her children at their expense for her personal gain, coupled with the hormones in the food, the pollution in the air, the traces of BIRTH CONTROL FUCKING OUR HORMONES UP in the water….but who cares enough to bother finding the origin story of the only thing interesting and not gross and annoying about BELLA THORNE…when we can just look at her nipple flash….cuz she’s an easy going, fun, wild and liberal young lady making noise to build her personal brand of shit to all the idiots of the world who buy into this shit…and I say keep on selling us hard girl…we like the half naked tits…even if the rest of her looks like it’s rotten and smells.

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2019

Dec

Demi Lovato Erotica of the Day

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Demi Lovato hasn’t died of a heroin overdose yet, but the hope or at least the salvation, or the good news in her “recovery” is that she will always have this undying itch in the depth of her soul for opiates, that’s what opiates do, I get it for NICOTINE, because I was a smoker 20 years ago, so I can just imagine what OPIATE addiction would do to a motherfucer…..just fucking knocking in her head over and over and over until she takes the fucking plunge and dabbles just one last time, with just a little taste….that will end up killing her..

I don’t really wish death upon people because I don’t give a fuck about these people, I mean they are celebrities and by default HORRIBLE fucking people…you cannot prove me wrong on this one…there is ZERO good to this DEMI LOVATO and even her struggles with addiction are boring and some marketing ploy by her team to get her more money…it’s just shit all around….but it’s next level shit when they get the fat girl in a bra with her fat tits out in some weird photoshoot that didn’t need to happen…with what may be her boyfriend, or her NA sponsor, or her meth dealer she met in some corner store in Arizona or New Mexico some border town shit she exploited when she pretended to be MEXICAN or of MEXICAN decent when really she’s not….she is just GARBAGE all around and she agrees with that…hence all her failed suicide attempts.

BUT SHE DOES HAVE BIG TITS now that she’s 800 pounds…so there’s that and she clearly wants you to SEE that.

Here she is stuffing her face with a pickle

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2019

Dec

Alexandra Stan Pussy Flash of the Day

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Remember Alexandra Stan? The Romanian singer who had ONE hit song FIFTEN YEARS ago?

Well it looks like she’s figured out instagram….you know those Romanian Gypsy’s may be 5-10 years behind because of the way news travels to their country and the whole living in a Caravan without a strong WIFI Network….but her Eastern European work ethic thanks to communism has powered through and brought us what we need…if you’re going to post your life story with Too much information about your IBS, your PERIOD, your STDs or whatever else people are empowered by…AT LEAST let me stare at your cunt….

Alexandra Stan gets it.

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2019

Dec

Kendall Jenner and Cara Delevingne Dumb Photoshoot of the Day

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This is the kind of Calendar I would get just to inspire me to kill myself every day of 2020…

You know, Calendars are a dated concept, and a HORRIBLE fucking gift….because I have a fucking computer and a phone and I don’t need your tree killing shit to hang up in my garage like I care about what date it is…when every day is basically the same fucking pile of misery….but I figure if 2020 is the year you want to kill yourself, this is the best way to do it…fucking stick it above your bed or in your shower and cross off every day looking at these scamming, unattractive, rich cunts who trolled pop culture into thinking they matter, while reminding yourself that this is the world we live in and it’s miserable…and if you’re not suicidal, because like me you find living LOLz cuz everyone is so ridiculous and nothing matters….gift it to someone who is suicidal….or who you hope is suicidal cuz you don’t like them but know they don’t like themselves…because it may inspire them to kill themselves too…cuz that’s how shit Kendall and Cara are…the kind of shit that make people think they’d rather be dead than live in a world that celebrates them.

Kendall Jenner Cara Delevingne Dumb Photoshoot

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2019

Dec

Britney Spears Tits for the Haters of the Day

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Britney Spears posted this video to Instagram with her tits hanging out to send a message to the haters – her message is :

“Happy holidays friends !!!! I love sharing with you all … but it’s been hard to keep wanting to share because people say the meanest things !!! If you don’t like a post … just keep it to yourself and unfollow that person !!! There’s no reason to ever go out of your way to make mean comments and bully people ??? Stay happy and nice this holiday season y’all and God Bless !!!!!”

Can’t ya’ll leave Britney alone, do the Chris Crocker before he became a Gay Porn Star, and Leave Britney Alone….she’s a perfect fucking creature that you have all neglected as she’s been abducted in plain sight from society as a whole because her family are white trash now rich and they did it by whoring her out the smart way, not the backwoods way to the local brothel, they went to Disney the happiest brothel on earth…

POINT BEING…I am surprised Britney is mad at the trolls of instagram, in a world where everyone is a troll and their is no need for my HATE FILLED DIATRIBE…but this was the first time the people came together for her…and put heat on her story and she should focus on that instead of the losers of instagram…

Maybe Britney needs to spend some time focusing on what’s good in her life…so negative…and during the Christmas season and all…come on Britney…

Here’s the video

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A post shared by Britney Spears (@britneyspears) on Dec 14, 2019 at 9:16pm PST

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2019

Dec

Irina Shayk Lingerie of the Day

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Irina Shayk may be a mom for the financial gains she got being a mom with an American Actor who is rich as fuck, and clearly who is fucking twisted as fuck, because he fucked Lady Gaga when filming their over-hyped TERRIBLE fucking movie….but she’s still fucking hot….

I may be drawn to Russian women for their work ethic, and lack of a soul, opportunistic, hard working and dark attitude….which makes Irina and her scam that brought her to America, getting Brad Cooper like he was a pair of Levis or Michael Jackson cassette in 80s Russia, to cum in her and not insist on an abortion….Fascinating to me….

Too hot to be killed off in a RUSSIAN work camp like all the ugly Russian women during communism….you know taken out while waiting in line for rationed tampons….when the country or REPUBLIC was working on quality control of the image they presented to the world with their people….and had to off-the-uglies…something I think most countries could benefit from…

Now out here with her cleavage out….in a bra….that doesn’t make her tits look as battered as they probably are from breast feeding…assuming she didn’t just pass off the kid to one of her Russian wet-nurses she employs as she goes out to find the next child support check from the next targeted rich guy…cuz it is more profitable to get different dads for different kids since there isn’t a baseline of what they pay…like one kid in Cali goes for 20k a month, but two kids may be 25k since the base expenses are covered…while if you have two baby daddies, they have to each pay the 20k….because it’s like a whole new “situation”….it’s a good way to guarantee income….smart Russians with their trolling….as they do.

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2019

Dec

Lili Reinhart Slutty Bra Selfie of the Day

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Betty being slutty isn’t hot, but she’s using her arms to push out her bigger sized tits thanks to being a bigger sized girl…

There was a time that her boyfriend from Suite Life of Zach and Cody and most importantly for her, the co-star on her shitty fucking show RIVERDALE where she plays the BETTY of BETTY AND VERONICA fame….who doesn’t speak to my soul as being the BETTY I used to imagine when reading Archie comics as a poor immigrant kid with no real concept on the American dream up here in Canada….but I’m not responsible for casting TV shows…that probably shouldn’t be called TV shows since it happens to be written by full retards….

IT IS THE WORST SHOW EVER….clearly they had one season and assumed it would end, because the subsequent seasons have been so fucking bad, it is not even watchable, but still works because everyone just watches shit while on their phone doing other shit now…

ANYWAY, her boyfriend JUGHEAD on the Show and SPROUSE TWIN in real life had some slutty pics of her wet with her full tit exposed and their legal team hit me up MINUTES after I posted it…so clearly the girl who likes to use her tits for attention based on this shoot….doesn’t like her full tits being out there for attention even though they are out they are the only thing good about her…. because she’s a wholesome lady…as this is her being a wholesome lady…celebrating womanhood…or something.

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2019

Dec

Tinashe Topless of the Day

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Tinashe is not Chris Browns ex girlfriend but rather a nobody who had one song with Britney Spears once which I guess is pretty fucking major, or at least major enough to make her topless pics on instagram seemingly more important than the average girl’s topless pic on instagram, and you know that all the average girls on instagram also post topless pics now, it’s pretty much mainstream and easy for everyone to get into the trend….as it only involves being a shameless titty whore which for the record requires very little effort.

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