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2019

28

Nov

Alessandra Amborsio Bikini Cum Shot of the Day

ALESSANDRA AMBROSIO is demonstrating her squirt…or what is basically what squirting in porn is…just a whole lot of water drank before peeing all over the place while faking an orgasm…you know how it is…and if you don’t believe me…give a bitch you’re planning on making squirt cuz you bought an ebook on how to make a girl squirt some coffee before you pull your push on her bladder and call it her g-spot…and tell me what you smell..coffee piss…

Anyway, at Ambrosio’s age, this is likely the only lubrication her leathery, old, tired, should be retired pussy gets…from a bottle…menopause empowerment that should never happen…not thankful for that…I’m all for the new pussy, out with the pussy that should have retired 10 years ago and it’s at a point of depressing…even if you still find her hot…which you do…cuz you’re a pervert…and I am thankful for your perversion it gives me somthing to do for 15 mins a day.

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2019

28

Nov

Dua Lipa Erotica of the Day

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Dua Lipa is thankful for youtuube because it allowed her to perpetuate or amplify her lie that she’s a “singer” but accumulating followers with her tits….or cuz she was fun and relatable to dumb people on youtube…which forced the legit labels to assume they needed to attach themselves to her for their success…you know it is what the kids want to see and that’s without huge marketing budgets put into her…it is what they consider “ORGANIC”….but as it turns out, it doesn’t mean that the youtube bitch who scammed youtube and is now a Celebrity thanks to Youtube has any real talent, or ability to put out good music…because being good content creator on youtube that lures the eyeballs is not the same thing as being good…but the world only cares about followers….and that allows us to stare at her ass in a bikini like she matters…which is pretty much the only thing I am interested in when it comes to this new gen of celebs who are bigger than actual celebs with a fraction of the talent, personality, struggle, story, experience…cuz having to struggle to the top rather than fall into it cuz your youtubes are liked gives people a bit more depth but who needs depth in this world…SMOKE AND MIRRORS MOTHERFUCKERS SMOKE AND MIRRRORS….

Here she is in some see through shit

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2019

28

Nov

Elsa Hosk Still Hot In a Hard Nipple Bikini of the Day

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I am thankful that ELSA HOSK photoshopped pics are our version of Elsa Hosk…because Elsa Hosk in the morning unfiltered, not made-up, could go either way.

The dramatic posing sluttiest of the VS models, who despite being the same age as CANDICE SWANEPOEL feels like the new whiteness to their dated business model….and I think she’s one of the hottest…but I have a feeling the Real Elsa Hosk…is a disappointment…so keep on the photoshopped lie…it’s the best thing the internet has to offer dudes like us who are just here looking for tits to stare at…uninterested in what is actual “Real” cuz we know “real” is gross…

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2019

28

Nov

Em Rat Cow Naked of the Day

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I know what trash can, bird face, overrated, BORING, lame…uneventful…one trick pony…RAT COW is Thankful for this Thanksgiving….INSTAGRAM…

It is a platform that allows her to do the same boring thing over and over and over because it works…without trying to challenge her content or produce better content..or be interesting, fun, relatable or good…because why bother….she makes that money, banked that money, has a rich Husband…life’s good…all because instagram followers don’t unfollow…even when they should.

She’s such a garbage human who think she’s important…and I don’t think there has ever been a set of tits rewarded as much in the history of society as her great tits….like just having the tits…and showing off the tits…is enough to make her millions..hilarious…

Here are the nerd inhanced versions

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2019

28

Nov

Heidi Klum Topless of the Day

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Heidi Klum posted a THANKSGIVING titty FROM the back pic, cuz Heidi Klum from the front, despite still being hot, is 75 years old…and basically a walking endorsement for eugenics…you know breed the good looking ones like the plantation owners bred their big slaves….to make superhumans…but instead of working the field…this one works the penises of America for what must be 30 fucking years at this point…

I haven’t decided if I am thankful for modern science keeping hot chicks hotter for a longer period of time. It’s good to make the girls her age who follow her feel like shit about themselves, so they either try harder or are willing to fuck guys like us cuz they know they are shit…that unrealistic body goals thing still affects the 35 year olds and older crowd who don’t believe in PLUS size models or retards and rejects being empowering…and still like to look at what they can’t have…so we need things like this posing their naked back to trigger bitches to starve themselves out this holiday season….

Who cares.

Heidi Klum

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2019

28

Nov

Kate Beckinsale Leg Spread Weirdness of the Day

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I am not thankful for Kate Beckinsale spreading her legs like we were Pete Davidson back when she was cradle robbing a few months ago, before dude was like “I can fuck young hot chicks, I don’t need this vampire shit, now that I’ve had this vampire shit, cuz a 50 year old pussy, even packaged in the best possible package, is still a 50 year old pussy”….you can wrap a rotten meat sandwich in a fucking GOLD PLATED box…but it’s still a rotten meat sandwich….that is being held together with FITNESS WEAR / ACTIVE WEAR…the biggest asset to grocery store moms I’ve seen…even if it’s all a fucking lie once it’s peeled off the bitch…

I am sure you fanboys who can’t get enough of Kate Beckinsale…..and are actually thankful for her for other perverted reasons…like you’ve been jerking off to her for 20 years, why stop now…it’s as familiar and nostalgic as THANKSGIVING.

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2019

28

Nov

Zoey Deutch Titty Grab of the Day

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When you’re a young slut trying to make it in America thanks to your parents being famous and connected in the film / entertainment industry, making it becomes far more accessible…

You don’t need to officially suck dick to pay your rent on your quest to get wherever you’re trying to go, that is clearly an insignificant and self-indulgent place, cuz there’s nothing more self involved and useless than being an “actor”..

In a just cuz your career is handed to you by your family friends, that doesn’t mean you can’t pull out your tit, just for the fun of it, to feel like you’re trying to market yourself like an instagrammer…an easy thing to pull off if you’re a chick.

Zoey Deutch

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2019

28

Nov

Tracee Ellis Ross Bikini of the Day

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I am thankful that girls like Tracee Ellis Ross feel empowered to get into bikinis as part of their growth as a person…because we get to laugh at them..

You know as they work to find personal happiness and enlightenment even though they are about as deep as a piss puddle on the side of the strip club I made last night….that damn prostate coupled with lap dances leads to weirdness….good thing I dont’ go to the doctor to find out….

But as they work through their insecurities because they are fucking hyped on themselves and the internet is forgiving…or into this kind of thing…while I’m into disgusting bikini pics to offset all the aggressively photoshopped bikini pics…not to say this isn’t photoshopped…it probably is which adds to the joke of her posting it all “empowered”…

All this to say, who fucking cares about Tracee Ellis Ross….seriously.

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2019

28

Nov

Demi Moore and her Slave at Target for Thanksgiving of the Day

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Nothing says THANKSGIVING like bringing your slave out to TARGET FOR SOME GIFTS (and a photo op) so that the world thinks you are less vapid and self involved than you actually are…Demi Moore you WHIPPET sucking, rebuilt by plastic surgery, dead on the inside, overrated and overpaid WHORE…

Maybe they are getting ready for Target Black Friday Sales….Demi Moore brought her slave to scope out the goods and see if there’s anything she wants…for the paparazzi…only to take it away from her when they are back home so that the Slave has a taste of the good life…for a few minutes before having it ripped from her because even the rich like getting deals and by deals I mean shitting on the poor both figuratively and literally.

Demi Moore is a horrible person, not relatable cuz she shops at target, or a good soul this time of year…and I give thanks for her no longer being in movies…

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2019

28

Nov

Snoop Dog’s Very Merry Thanksgiving Miracle of the Day

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This is a new take on a Charlie Brown Thanksgiving, I don’t even know if there is a Charlie Brown Thanksgivng, I can’t really think of any memorable Thanksgiving specials that speak directly to our nostalgic soul, which may be why Snoop is redifining the holiday spirit with videos like this on his INSTAGRAM…

The world is so desensitized, porned up, disenfranchised, addicted to pills, poor, overextnded, degenerate, trash….and thus all into ghetto, weird, trashy things cuz it is funny.

I have always loved and lived the ghetto smutty trash life, and used document it in my own way and I was looked down upon, not marketable but now that is now pop culture mainstream, you’d think I’d be making more money than I do…but instead ZUCKERBERG gets all the glory…leaving me and my trashy ways unscathed and pure…maybe it is finally my time to shine…bringing the disgusting cuz it warms our heart more than the Holiday season that just reminds us of being molested or disappointed.

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