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2019

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Nov

Sophie Mudd Ass Erotica of the Day

Sohpie Mudd is trying to get an ass so that she’s not just a set of tits.

We saw RAT COW do the same hustle a while ago, the big titties get played out fast, it becomes boring content, so these bitches need to go to the drawing board, trying to find something intersting, while having no marketable skills, so they figure “I’ve used the tits, let’s try to ass”….there are levels to being a lazy mooch bitch who gets paid cuz of an instagram following that only exists due to being born with tits coupled with a willingness to use those tits for likes and follows.

This is what is wrong with society, but on a pure pervert level, and I am a pervert. It is great.

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2019

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Nov

Charli XCX Cowgirl Erotica of the Day

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Being hot is so fucking flimsy as an angle in anything a woman does, yet EVERY single girl tries to be hot in anything she does to get the most successful outcome out of the effort…even 300 pounders….

I watched some bootleg standup comedy show from some random place and the 400 pound monster woman telling the terrible, obvious, boring jokes, had her tits pushed up to her chins…

I just see it every fucking day….especially doing what we do here…just the struggle of girls trying to make it…stripping down to make it…solid lesson to teach the younger fans about empowerment or whatever…

It’s not about substance, it’s about superficial shit…and that’s ok for me cuz we get to see the big tits in various positions doing things…and I like tits and don’t care about the thigns they are doing….but we’re the ones taking the blame for being misogynists who sexualize women..

It’s like no one even knows who Charli XCX and her dumb name is. She is the bootleg Rita Ora is, yet she’s a lingerie wearing cowgirl for whatever the fuck this is…instead of just working on making good music for her pop career that still hasn’t taken off….after 8 years of trying to use her tits to get ahead….it’s just fucking weird….but that doesn’t mean you can’t jerk off to it..

Here is the video

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2019

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Nov

Hilary Duff Mom Ass in Leggings of the Day

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Hilary Duff who has been rocking 30 year old mom who does crossfit, you know BIG thighs from heavy lifting, broad shoulders from her SNATCHES not her snatch, and thick ass because along with her fitness she eats a lot of carbs body for a long fucking time….

That body could have been built by her trainer who she was fucking, or maybe it was from before that, when she was married to a Billionaire turned Hockey Player, who I’d joke about being a CUCK into watching his entire team have their way with her, you know forcing her to be a fitness buff who needed to be sturdy and strong to take all that “Hazing” in her ass for team building…

But it looks like she may be leaning up at 30, that new baby weight gone, some of that musculature gone, and it’s almost a good experience….and all it took was a the Lizzie McGuire reboot to get her serious knowing that this is going to be a HUGE earner for her and she can’t be fat going into it….

So all you creepy Hilary Duff fans here’s some Hilary Duff mom in leggings looking leaner than usual….

I mean she has LOST 30-40 pounds and just in her legs…

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2019

11

Nov

Lottie Moss See Through of the Day

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Lottie Moss has “NOT YOURS” tattooed on her ass, which I guess is a reminder to herself that her fame, or this low level celebrity she calls fame is not hers, it’s her sisters that she’s raped and pillaged…

It’s like Kate Moss left one of her apartments abandoned for 6 years and her distant relative got wind of it….and decided to rip a line of the cocaine that she found in the bathroom…not fresh, not good….but better than what she’d have if it wasn’t for Kate Moss…

Seeing her at events with her ass out, thong panties, loving her ass that is “not yours”…is pretty funny clickbait, attention seeking, and despite not being anything remotely familar or like Kate Moss…she’s a short chubby Instagram filter Kardashian looking Kate Moss…she’s still kinda hot and that’s what it’s about people…being hot and using anything you can for clout…

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2019

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Nov

Paige Spiranac – The Right Kind of Golfer of the Day

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I am not a bro and I don’t Golf, so the marketable side of Paige Spiranac doesn’t really work on me…HOWEVER the titties on Paige Spiranac work for me…

I figure if you’re gonna be one of those middle manager bros who is really into golfing, then you might as well should be following and supporting a GOLFER who looks like this….because Arnold Palmer or whoever else doesn’t have tits like this…

I know what you’re thinking, girls aren’t good at sports, that’s why tranny men are beating them in the women’s league, and you’re right…the best female athlete is typically at the same level as a 15 year old male…but who cares about sports…it’s about the tits and Paige Spiranac got tits…

I think having a marketable skill, like being a “Pro Golfer” makes the titty content less shameless, more purposeful, and puts the girls who just have the tits to shame…it’s like why follow tits if tits don’t have anything going on other than the tits…because they are tits….but imagine if the tits do GOLF or other sports the mainstream male fucking love…then those tits are substantially better…so here are GOLF TITS being INSTAGRAM TITS…far better than all the useless tits….cuz these tits do trickshots and aren’t just TRICKS/THOTS…

Here she is doing a TRICK SHOT on TIKTOK cuz she’s clever enough to use her skill to get TikTok fans…since TIKTOK is the CHINESE answer to social media…

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2019

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Nov

Irina Shayk Booty Shorts of the Day

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Irina Shayk looking for her next baby daddy..

Her skinny model from RUSSIA who gamed the system like a Russian trained spy would….who is now a mom, making this ass a mom ass, that is far superior than most mom asses, cuz Russians are hard workers and like to come out on top….and by out on top I mean out in short shorts…

I’ve been an Irina Shayk supporter for as long as she’s been doing this. I like that she came from RUSSIAN and manipulated her way into dating the number 1 soccer player, which allowed her to get in Sports Illustrated Swim, it put her on the map….only to end up with America’s Sweetheart and LADY GAGA fucker…Brad Cooper….who’s sperm she used to make a baby that pays a minimum of 20k a month for the next 18 years thanks to California Child Support Laws….good hustle.

If you’re gonna do it, do it right, and Irina Shayk at 30 did it right….not to mention she’s fucking hot….BIG FAN of this KGB experiment / Russian Troll who doesn’t look like a troll, not rigging your election but rather rigging your erection and Brad Cooper’s Sperm….this is proper monetization of being hot. Good job.

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2019

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Nov

Ariel Winter Getting her Anti Depressants and Some Snacks at CVS in Leggings of the Day

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Ariel Winter may have lost weight – but she’s still unattractive…

This is her hitting the CVS wherever the fuck she lives, probably to pick up some hormones as the trannies do, or maybe she’s picking up the anti-depressants she claims helped her lose weight, forcing all the kids who follow her to beg their doctors for the “Ariel Winter” brand of anti depressants…

We live in a world where smoking weed is looked upon as some degenerate shit, but weird mind altering drugs to increase your dopamine cuz you’re a spoiled baby who can’t handle the life you’ve been given, even weirder when it is Ariel Winter who has gamed the world, got on a hit show and is financially set for life…but she feels sad…so feed her fucking pills…

This applies to more than just rich Ariel Winter, it applies to all you little bitches who aren’t fucking criminally insane, killing and raping, but rather just not feeling like a best version of yourself, heading to the walk in clinic for some mind altering drugs…like it is some level or a badge of honor that allows you entry into some club.

Good job BIG PHARMA…

Speaking of Big, despite Ariel Winter’s Anti-Depressant weight loss experience, her ass is flat, boring, even gross…as I’d expect it to be…so let’s keep that in mind when staring at her….

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2019

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Nov

Dora Madison Burge Slutty Yoga of the Day

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Dora Madison Burge with the slutty yoga…

Slutty yoga is unlike regular yoga featuring fat women who are working on their flexbility and seeking a solid excuse to wear activewear. You know the workout without the actual workout…that is trendy….filling a hot room for hot yoga full of so many various fart smells…radiating out of the asses of women not built to bend that way….

Slutty yoga is more an instagram approach to yoga, where women who aren’t disgustingly fat, decide to show off their flexible poses, half naked or in lingerie so that they don’t have any clothing getting in the way of their FORM..

It is highly erotic for those of us who think everything is erotic, especially when half naked in bridge with pussy aiming to the sky in a reverse doggy style way…

I don’t know why women are compelled to get half naked to show off their health and wellness…but I’m not really arguing it’s effectiveness….it is effective..

All gyms should have “work out in your lingerie” clause…Let’s start with the YMCA, and work our way through 24 hour fitness / Planet Fitness and all the other chains…but keep the Cross Fit girls clothed…that kind of fitness is the shit Rosie O’Donnell wants to marry…you know what I mean.

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2019

11

Nov

Ireland Baldwin Titty Cleavage of the Day

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Since the Alec Baldwin ROAST that I accidentally watched on one of the streaming apps I’ve hijacked with my NERD techniques even though I don’t know nerd shit..I just know my friend’s login cuz despite being a hermit loner weirdo that makes everyone uncomfortable when I try to socialize with them…I have friends or people willing to give me their logins…living large motherfuckers..

Anyway, 80 percent of the Roast was about Ireland Baldwin…probably contractual from Baldwin trying to give his daughter he publicly called a PIG some shine…but since every comedian on the Roast threw the same shit I’ve been saying about Ireland back at Alec, in a more professional and higher paid way, I feel there is no need to make fun of the GIANT, the Daddy Issues, it’s a if you make fun of yourself, people won’t bother making fun of you anymore…but I will still watch her attempt to become an influencer in the most bootleg of ways which is weird cuz her family is rich…and the internet seems fucking easy to troll with just a little bit of money…just look at any websites you visit all corporate run with staffs of 200 people doing what I do alone….cuz MONEY buys shit…so maybe Ireland should be using her money for strategic growth, rather than using her tits for attention, but they are big tits and we like that…unstable girl with daddy issues titties just wanting some likes and follows here…

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2019

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Nov

Joey King Got Ass of the Day

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Joey King has been in the Hollywood scene with her circus act of a family thanks to stage parents, rocking the MOM-AGER who will do whatever it takes to get the family in the limelight for both money and fame…..

She’s done a whole lot of shit in her youth, you know the kind of roles EPSTEIN probably has a DVD copy of in his safehouse the real Epstein is currently living in, all this EPSTEIN didn’t kill himself memes don’t realize…EPSTEIN’s alive and living with Michael Jackson in the South Pacific somewhere…

Anyway, as a grown up, she was really fucking good in “The Act”, a series where she played a fucking weirdo victim of abuse named GYPSY ROSE BLANCHARD who killed her mom, it was based on a true story and I remember the documentary so I was able to do a comparison and it was a win.

So now she’s out here trying to sexualize herself as younger generation does, and none of it offends me, not even in this era of being overly offended…if anything she’s kinda hot…maybe I’ve been won over by her performance and I respect her acting work since I think acting is a myth….but then again I’ve said much uglier is hot in my life…so it probably just has more to me being a pervert who sexualizes all women (with vaginas) cuz they have vaginas.