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Heidi Klum in an Offensive bikini of the Day

Anna Zaiachkivska is the Instagram Of The Day

Heidi Klum Tits Out of the Day

2019

Nov

Dora Madison Burge Slutty Yoga of the Day

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Dora Madison Burge with the slutty yoga…

Slutty yoga is unlike regular yoga featuring fat women who are working on their flexbility and seeking a solid excuse to wear activewear. You know the workout without the actual workout…that is trendy….filling a hot room for hot yoga full of so many various fart smells…radiating out of the asses of women not built to bend that way….

Slutty yoga is more an instagram approach to yoga, where women who aren’t disgustingly fat, decide to show off their flexible poses, half naked or in lingerie so that they don’t have any clothing getting in the way of their FORM..

It is highly erotic for those of us who think everything is erotic, especially when half naked in bridge with pussy aiming to the sky in a reverse doggy style way…

I don’t know why women are compelled to get half naked to show off their health and wellness…but I’m not really arguing it’s effectiveness….it is effective..

All gyms should have “work out in your lingerie” clause…Let’s start with the YMCA, and work our way through 24 hour fitness / Planet Fitness and all the other chains…but keep the Cross Fit girls clothed…that kind of fitness is the shit Rosie O’Donnell wants to marry…you know what I mean.

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2019

Nov

Ireland Baldwin Titty Cleavage of the Day

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Since the Alec Baldwin ROAST that I accidentally watched on one of the streaming apps I’ve hijacked with my NERD techniques even though I don’t know nerd shit..I just know my friend’s login cuz despite being a hermit loner weirdo that makes everyone uncomfortable when I try to socialize with them…I have friends or people willing to give me their logins…living large motherfuckers..

Anyway, 80 percent of the Roast was about Ireland Baldwin…probably contractual from Baldwin trying to give his daughter he publicly called a PIG some shine…but since every comedian on the Roast threw the same shit I’ve been saying about Ireland back at Alec, in a more professional and higher paid way, I feel there is no need to make fun of the GIANT, the Daddy Issues, it’s a if you make fun of yourself, people won’t bother making fun of you anymore…but I will still watch her attempt to become an influencer in the most bootleg of ways which is weird cuz her family is rich…and the internet seems fucking easy to troll with just a little bit of money…just look at any websites you visit all corporate run with staffs of 200 people doing what I do alone….cuz MONEY buys shit…so maybe Ireland should be using her money for strategic growth, rather than using her tits for attention, but they are big tits and we like that…unstable girl with daddy issues titties just wanting some likes and follows here…

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2019

Nov

Joey King Got Ass of the Day

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Joey King has been in the Hollywood scene with her circus act of a family thanks to stage parents, rocking the MOM-AGER who will do whatever it takes to get the family in the limelight for both money and fame…..

She’s done a whole lot of shit in her youth, you know the kind of roles EPSTEIN probably has a DVD copy of in his safehouse the real Epstein is currently living in, all this EPSTEIN didn’t kill himself memes don’t realize…EPSTEIN’s alive and living with Michael Jackson in the South Pacific somewhere…

Anyway, as a grown up, she was really fucking good in “The Act”, a series where she played a fucking weirdo victim of abuse named GYPSY ROSE BLANCHARD who killed her mom, it was based on a true story and I remember the documentary so I was able to do a comparison and it was a win.

So now she’s out here trying to sexualize herself as younger generation does, and none of it offends me, not even in this era of being overly offended…if anything she’s kinda hot…maybe I’ve been won over by her performance and I respect her acting work since I think acting is a myth….but then again I’ve said much uglier is hot in my life…so it probably just has more to me being a pervert who sexualizes all women (with vaginas) cuz they have vaginas.

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2019

Nov

Birgit Kos Lingerie of the Day

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Birgit Kos is a 24 year old dutch model who lives in Zurich…her passions include being active outdoors…I read her wikipedia because I don’t know who the fuck is who anymore and really I never did….the whole joke behind the site was that I hated pop culture and celebs and I immersed myself in it so that my hate would create inspiration for shit talking celebs…and in the process I now know way too much about celebrity and envy normal people my own age who’s only knowledge of anything celebrity is “when is the new walking dead episode out, I like that show”….or whatever basic people who use TV and Movies as a sideline to life….are into…

So the interesting thing about Brigit the Dutch model is a common story in the modeling world that SOMEONE should investigate, do a documentary on, maybe partner up with DISNEY on since it’s totally their hustle…and that is that Kos was first scouted while she was 15 in Amsterdam by two local modeling agents. 15….call Cindy Crawford up…she likes the idea of using teens to market products to old people in provocative ways…so much that she put her kid into it at 15…when 15 is obviously too young and should be fucking criminal…

Now at 24, 9 years in it, KOS delivers us some very boring lingerie pics, but not that boring, cuz she’s hot…but still boring cuz she’s not spreading her asshole as she should…I mean if she’s getting paid to be in these pics, make it fucking count…

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2019

Nov

Sara Sampaio Sauna Erotica of the Day

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Sara Sampaio is Portuguese fisherman’s daughter who somehow managed to make it to the Victoria’s Secret catalog, where she has been a promo model almost as long as Victoria’s Secret owner has been funding Epstein…

I don’t know why they haven’t gone down for that – as I find it the most interesting thing about Limited Brands – the billion dollar company that re-packages made in China lingerie and sells it back to the masses with semi affordable prices….you know mall brand shit….

They’ve done so well marketing their roster of women, like the sex workers they basically are, being used by rich men to get richer….and not minding it because what the fuck else would they be doing….actual sex work…exactly…

So here she is in a Sauna with her tongue out, living that good life, with her tongue out, cuz Saunas are great for detoxing and they say can even burn 1000 calories an hour, instead of actually exercising…..and it’s far hotter, even though I don’t find this one that hot, than when I’ve been in Saunas at gyms or various places throughout my life, because I’m well traveled and experienced, I used to go to the gym in my 20s….and in those gyms the Saunas were always a gay hook-up spot filled with naked men dick out…so this is better…since Sara Sampaio’s dick isn’t out…

Here she is in some see Through Leotard of the Day

Sara Sampaio

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2019

Nov

Weird CHick Fight and Other Videos of the Day

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Mum Defending Her Son against her Bully…

Popeyes Employee Body Slams Customer

She is Not Ashamed of her Thighs but Should Be

Dude Lights Car on Fire Fail…

Tire Inflation Fail

The Mini Cheetahs…of Boston Robotics…

Naked Runner Waves at Sheriff

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2019

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I like to think I run a comedy site, because it is all a joke to me, but then I realize that no one else realizes this is a comedy site, because it isn’t funny, which makes it an even bigger joke to me, the only problem with this strategy is that it is hard to buy private jets, let alone a case of beer, if the people who accidentally end up on this shite site (hi dad), don’t know it’s jokes…

I feel like a girl being seen by dudes as sex objects, I am more than just the celebrity tit I post, I am a person, with a soul and with hopes and dreams, and trials and tribulations, just like any other person…but not really…

I’m good with you just coming for the tits, I just need to figure out a way to get 1000 of you to send me 100 dollars a month, because I think that’s the budget I’d like to have for my useless misadventures from couch, to fridge, to couch, to fridge….

Here are some stepLINKS…Monday Morning…Veterans Day….RIP Grandpappy and all the others out there who fought for us, even if what they were fighting for was government corruption…LOL….CONSPIRACY THEORISTS do well on the youtube, maybe that’s my calling….

SUPPORT OUR TROOPS / HONOR OUR TROOPS / VETERANS ARE IMPORTANT.

Here are some morning links…

Dog Tries Stripping Bikini Girl
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Substitute Teacher Attacks Student!
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Madonna Being Sued for Late Show Starts
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Khloe Kardashian’s Butt is Fucking WEIRD
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Owen Wilson Hasn’t Seen his 1 Year Old Daughter…
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Sharon Stone Recreates Sharon Stone’s Memorable Leg Uncrossing Scene…
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Police Raid Fail
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The Most Depressing Catch a Predator
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Leah Remini Talks XENU
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Armed Robbery of an Armoured Car
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Curious Deer Sniffing Hunter…
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Jewel Thief Reviews Heist Movies
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2019

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

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I am a modern day John Tesh up in here…but not too modern, otherwise I’d have a social media following…that is where it counts fuckers…those of us not on there are not even alive…..we don’t exist…but I already knew that. It’s a constant…

That doesn’t mean I can’t spend the weekend comparing myself to all those living better lives than me, to inspire me that life is better if I drink skinny tea, celery juice, and know the latest MEME…or staring at some girl spreading her ass for ZUCKERBERG or at least on his technology…to try to get dudes to sign up to her patreon…making more money in porn than actual pornstars and you don’t even need to stick dicks in you – unless you want to…

I’ve decided that my weekend will consist of watching The Bodyguard all weekend – yelling “CRACKWHORE” every time Whitney Houston says “I will always love you…

It’s like a drinking game, but more derogatory…and what I’ve realized is that it is more fun to make fun of dead celebs than live ones…cuz the dead ones may be able to hear me…you know cuz of GHOST SHIT…instead of just being ignored…like you are ghost shit…

Ok, Boomer…so there’s aew strain of AIDS…it could be the government’s protest of of PREP…you know the updated version of their BETA model of AIDS they ON BOARDED in the 80s…or it could just be someone who accidentally sat on the toilet after one of the Kardashians…maybe it was birthed Christian Genius Billionaire’s man pussy that John Legend used to call home… eating all that BUSH MEAT in Kim K’s panties…assume they fuck.

Ok, BOOMER….Let’s find shit to be offended by..shit we can cancel…shit…

Here are some stepLINKS….

Bikini Flip Fail – With a Bikini Ass
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Rabbit be Surrounded by Carrots….
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The Hero We All Need
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Ric Ocasek Cut Paulina Porizkova Out Of His Will, Saying She Abandoned Him
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Courtney Cox shares photo of herself and Matt Perry
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Rise and Fall of the Fastest Girl in AMerica
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Cat Saves a Baby….
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Elle Fanning – In a Slutty Dress…
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Actor Charles Levins body found partially eaten by vultures
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Quote of the Day
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Trista Mikail Hot in a Bikini…
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Kimberley Garner’s Great Ass in a Yellow Bikini
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Slutty Big Tits Piano Playing
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Katie Salmon Caught Topless in Ibiza!
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BH90210 Canceled by FOX After One Season – God….
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Least Erotic Pic of the Day
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T.I.’s daughter “likes” comments calling dad ‘possessive and controlling’
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Goldblum is on Team Woody Allen
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Story of the Week is TI checking his Daughter’s HYMEN
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Hidden Rooms in a Mansion
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OK BOOMER MEME STARTED HERE
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Reaction GIFs
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How Amazon Crushes Starups
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Cute Dog Begging for Food
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Celebrity Nudity in Movies…
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Candice Swanepoel Midriff..
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kristen Bell – Titty Cleavage
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Selena Gomez in Shorts Looking Weird Shaped
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I read A Headline that Avril Lavigne Hasn’t Changed in 20 years…These pics tell another story.
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Jennifer Aniston Cleavage….
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Rosie Huntington in a tIGHT DRESS…
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Selena Gomez Feather Boa
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Emeraude Toubia Cleavage…
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Julianne Hough and Other trash at NOBU in Bikini
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Olivia See Through Top
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Lindsey Vonn in a Weird Sheer Dress..
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Constance Wu – Back…
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Cara Santana Bikini…
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Natalie Martinez Knees…
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Evan Rachel Wood Cleavage…
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Eiza Gonzalez Leggings…
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Kendall Jenner Done Up in a Tight Dress Pretendign to Shop at Tiffany and Co for you Idiots
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Kim Kardashian is So Fucking Ugly – How People Think She’s Hot Confuses Me…
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Amber Heard is an UGLY fucing Monster
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Emma Robers and Lea Michele at some Event…
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Reese Witherspon in Tight Jeans Looking like a Mom…
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From stepSMUT!!

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Gold Medal Insertion Video
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Female Motorbike Rider – Loses Skirt – Keeps Riding in Thong –
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Squirting in the Car
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Barbara Palvin in Lingerie, ya’ll
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Hot Amateur Slit – LITERALLY A SLIT – from Reddit
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2 White Girls Sexually Assault Alien…
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Peeping Tom Interrupts Bailey Brooke’s Naked Outside Shower
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Oldest Tits Ever!!
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Big Titty Amateur Trying New Things..
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Oscar Goes To….
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Girl with Big Tits Showing Spread butthole..
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Gash Flash
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Big Tits…
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Squirt Squirt….
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Naked Ice Cream Fetish…
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19 Year Old NPC
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2019

Nov

Girl with Buds for Veterans Day of the Day

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It is Veterans Day on Monday, so let’s show some support for our troops….(I am not in the USA, we call it Remembrance Day, but we can still support troops)…

We partnered up with BOSTON HEMPIRE CLICK HERE

You may not know anything about BOSTON HEMPIRE because you don’t click the damn banners on the site…I SEE YOU MOOCH with your adblock software…

They are an awesome company selling HEMP buds you can smoke. So you can smoke your CBD like it was weed, without getting high, but while getting all the benefits of CBD…sounds fun.

I am a Daily CBD user and thus a fucking believer that it can help with pain, aches, stress, insomnia, anxiety, panic attacks and PTSD….something I am sure many surviving troops are dealing with…you can’t be exposed to that shit without having PTSD…

I was told by a big titty hard nippled nurse in the dog park, despite not having my dog with me, because I am that guy, that everyone has PTSD…we all have Trauma…and if you don’t believe me, read every millennials caption on her IG post…or every #metoo post…trauma over used maybe…but real..and not as overused as prescription pills..

I remember going to the clinic with dizzy spells, asthma attacks, heart attacks, or what I thought was heart attacks…on three or four different occasion…and I left with uppers and downers and all kinds of brain pills from doctors who didn’t know me…

So here are people blindly buying into this shit, when there are natural options..and I believe in CBD helping with all your mental health issues on veterans day…or everyday…

Remember, these people are heroes going out there putting their life on the fucking line for a cause they have little or no control over…with the idea that it is for the better of the country….and it is important to pay tribute to them because we don’t fucking do anything but sit on our asses, drinking and eating sugary fast foods, reaping the rewards of their bravery in fighting the good fight for us…