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2019

31

Jul

Ava Phillippe Sports Bra of the Day

I couldn’t leave you with that Mexican Veronica from Riverdale at the top of the site overnight, so I figure some Ava Phillippe in her fitness gear, Sports Bra / Leggings….since she’s 19 years old…

She’s Reese Witherspoon’s spoiled daughter from their broken home, with an abusive to Instagram whores father named Ryan Phillippe, and her stepfather….a Partner at CAA, who was Reese’s agent…a little fuck your client you make 10% of cuz of the tits or fuck your agent he’ll get you more parts, even OSCAR winning parts….weirdness that means Ava her never has to work, but will probably be in movies soon…why not..she’s already famous…or she should just use that fame to run a successful TIKTOK channel…that’s more the hustle of the kids…get paid to record myself doing dumb shit….better than memorizing lines or taking yourself seriously…

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2019

31

Jul

Camila Mendes is a Monster in Leggings of the Day

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Camila Mendes and her cameltoe are here to push that NINA AGDAL post down…ANYTHING is better than having Nina Agdal top of site for the night….

Camila Mendes the Veronica of Mexican roots…so that the producers of the show are seen as equal opportunity employers….in this era of equality and need for proper representation of all types of people…on RIVERDALE.

Riverdale is the dumbest fucking show – it’s so badly written – it’s proof these young kids watch tv, but while on their phones so that they capture the key points of the shit…

Veronica on Riverdale is as disappointing as the show, she’s just not hot, lacks a neck….but you can see her vagina in her workout pants – so there’s that.

Tat

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2019

31

Jul

Dog Faced Nina Agdal in a Thong of the Day

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I don’t know when we made the move from calling Nina Agdal a full retard downs syndrome looking bitch who got work as a model because the world is about inclusivity, plus retards work for a fraction of the rate regular people work, not that SI pays any of these fame seeking, media HUNGRY sluts…and she is a slut, at least for the right rich dude….

I guess I felt bad for retards, you know comparing them to some sex worker….because I like retards, they are always in a good mood when not masturbating, but even when masturbating. They have super retard strength which comes in handy when you need a bodyguard, they look cute when dressed in tuxedos…and I used to work really menial shit jobs that hired retards to do the same tasks as me…true story…so I took a liking to them…and fucking with their retard heads…especially when it came to girls..I’d always tell my retard friend that the cashier wanted to date him, and that she had nipple rings, and other fun things…and he’d always go fucking nuts…and if I got him good…he’d break shit and ended up getting fired for assaulting that cashier…but I feel like I taught him a valuable lesson in love….that girls are mean…even to retards…and more importantly getting him out of that job that was exploiting him for 2 dollars an hour, eveen though I was only making 7, was fucking robbery…

The funniest thing about Nina Agdal is thinking about the retards we’ve known in our life, not the 31 year old (sure, more likee 40 year old) immigrant who tried dating Leo DiCaprio in an LOL, and ended up with Christie Brinkley’s rich loser son who I guess has no taste in women…

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2019

31

Jul

Emily Meade Naked of the Day

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Emily Meade is in The Deuce, some show about James Franco as a 70s porn star or something. I’ve never seen it, but appreciate the mainstream trying to document the porn scene, when the porn scene is out grossing the mainstream, cuz you’re all a bunch of perverts, and I only appreciate it because of the nude scenes. If there are no nude scenes in a show it is not a show worth watching since 90 percent of my interests lie in nude women….the other 10 percent is alcoholism, fast food and sugar products, and plastics in the ocean…you know keep things well rounded…plus DOLPHINS are so cute.

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2019

31

Jul

Bar Refaeli Wet Bikini of the Day

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Bar Refaeli still out there half naked – doing it for Israel…like she was 20 years younger and Leo DiCaprio was still pretending to have sex with her…because that may have been a time when he was still able to have an orgasm with women…he wasn’t as jaded, or successful, and didn’t have every young and old pussy alike throwing themselves at him because women are pathetic when it comes to celebs and rich guys…making it boring for him to even bother…

From the looks of it, her tits haven’t been blown off by Palestine yet…not that she’s acknowledges Palestine and that’s a win for all of us….World fucking peace.

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2019

31

Jul

Dora Madison Burge Nudity of the Day

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Dora Madison Burge was Becky Sproles on the NBC/DirecTV drama Friday Night Lights from 2009 to 2011. She starred as Jessica “Chili” Chilton on the NBC drama Chicago Fire from 2015 to 2016.

She is now someone who gets naked on the internet, whether it is showing off her bare ass, thonged ass, little nips, she just keeps bringing it like an activist fighting the dumbest fight, trying to intellectualize slutty pics as empowering or feminist, when we all know she does it for attention. Actors get a rush being on camera / on screen, it isn’t too far off from the dopamine of posting nudes, so we get it….you don’t need to try to ruin a good thing….which is a girl’s natural inclination to get naked on camera to be jerked off to…with boring rhetoric

MAKE NUDES GREAT AGAIN…

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2019

31

Jul

Ali Larter Bikini of the Day

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There was a time when Ali Larter wasn’t in her 40s….

That time was long ago…

We should focus on those times and not these times…

It’s Ali Larter, I mean we don’t really need to relive this shit like we are at a high school reunion and we start reenacting some of the silly stunts we did when we were younger. No need to shotgun beer and pull our balls out in the cafeteria now that we’ve grown up…and I’d appreciate if Ali Larter took the same approach to life….

You did the whipped cream bikini bitch, move on, raise your family, you’re old.

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2019

31

Jul

Karlie Kloss Not Hot of the Day

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Karlie Kloss has been a mystery to me since she first became a Victoria’s Secret model, which is really what put her on the map.

She just didn’t make sense to me, she was basically flat chested and terrifyingly tall. They picked her up on the Runway, doing normal androgynous model shit, and all of a sudden she’s in her underwear for money.

I don’t know if her lesbian relationship with Taylor Swift had anything to do with it, but it was a confusing time….that we don’t really need to bother with because even at her peak she was irrelevant….

She’s not Jewish, married to a Kushner and official socialite…because dreams come true when you get naked for money….tell that to every girl you know…it is the life lesson of the day.

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2019

31

Jul

Kara Del Toro Naked of the Day

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Kara Del Toro is the new, possibly old, Guess? Girl…which is exciting because it means that Paul Maciano, despite Kate Upton’s claim of being a grabby pervert, is still in business…because of course he’s a grabby pervert and the fact that one slut using him and his brand to get paid and elevate her career, now regrets getting her tits grabbed, is not going to shut the motherfucker down or take the billions of dollars he has from him….so it’s best to just keep your bad sexual experiences to yourself or to your psychiatrist or maybe to your legal team….leave us out of it. We don’t care.

That said, Kara Del Toro looks like any and all LA based Sugar Baby….who calls herself an “Influencer” or “Model” thanks to instagram making everyone a fucking model. She’s hardly exciting even when naked, we get what she’s all about, and she clearly just does what all the other LA girls do, but has a bit more success at it…nothing to really get excited about.

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2019

31

Jul

Halston Sage See Through of the Day

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Halston Sage is some Nickleodeon kid who seems to have gone onto to do wonderful things like instagram looking half naked photoshoots all the girls are doing because all the girls on the internet and possibly in life are attention seeking whores who know how to get noticed…through half nakedness….whores so deep in the whore game or whore life that they don’t even realize they are whores…if you were to ask them if they were whores they’d be offended…but everything they say has a totally different message…and that message is jerk off to her…

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