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Britney Spears Dance Party of 1 of the Day

Soula is the Instagram Of The Day

Madison Beer Shows Off her Dick Sucking Knees of the Day

Maya Hawke’s Slutty Photoshoot of the Day

Nicole Scherzinger’s Hard Body Doing Archery of the Day

2019

Aug

Shailene Woodley Tits of the Day

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Shailene Woodley is not hot.

I’ve seen her in person, boring.

I’ve seen her in movies, boring.

I’ve seen her in a TV show, boring.

She’s got some titty, but she’s 7 feet tall, so it’s not that impressive..and since I base my opinion of women on the quality of their genitals, but if I don’t see their genitals, I go to the next best thing which is either ass or tits, this Shailene is not that impressive.

What makes her even worse is that she’s an activist who got arrested for her activism…which means she thinks she is important or doing good work to save the world…and nothing more self righteous and annoying than that….it’s like she got into a movie where she’s got cancer and all of a sudden her celebrity, her voice and her opinion should be heard….like she’s got something to say…when she doesn’t…she’s a fucking actor not an educated, trained anything…maybe she should save the opinions for experts while sticking to titty pics/videos for IG…where she clearly feels at home doing…

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2019

Aug

Madison Beer Ass Shorts of the Day

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Madison Beer has here ass out in shorts, it’s the style, which is a slutty style, in this era of empowerment, where you aren’t allowed to stare at asses that go by, because it’s objectifying women, when really it’s just appreciating their outfit choices, admiring their style, cuz it reminds you of a sex worker you once bought a blowjob from…

She’s got a face injected face, the pressure of looking like a muppet is real, if you don’t look like a muppet you don’t matter….

I saw a girl at the Grocery Store last night, I was behind her in line and she had the full look, the fake lips, the cat eyes, the cheeks, in a spandex outfit…I wanted to ask her what possessed her to do that to herself, what made her think that look was THE look to have..but instead I just stared at her empowered that is clearly just insecure in denial, trying to convince herself she’s not insecure as she drops 1000s on a dumb looking face….ass…you know to appreciate the instagam inspired look.

That is what Madison Beer reminds me of…the media manipulator from Youtube using what she can to exist in this pop culture, everyone is famous…world…

Here she is in some magazine

How about Madison Beer…

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2019

Aug

Julianne Hough Bad Naked Mormon of the Day

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Julianne Hough is the worlds worst mormon.

Does she think she’s on RUMSPRINGA still…

I know she’s denounced the church before and is no longer a Mormon. She blames Mormonism for her and her brother being forced to fuck during their professional dance training. A victim of abuse, always the first one to sexualize herself, due to the trauma of being sexualized not by choice, it’s a defense mechanism that is designed to make the content harder to jerk off, but to many, it probably makes it easier to jerk off to.

Plus I don’t buy the whole getting naked in a photoshoot not being clickbait, an attempt to be empowered and reclaim her sexuality her brother took from her…right…it’s an attempt to say “I’m here, naked, look at me”…

Bad Mormon will be punished one day….

Here’s some Mormon Memes….cuz if you know me…and you do…we’re good friends here…I just don’t know your name….Melissa Joan Hart….I see you….then you know I like Mormon Memes.

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2019

Aug

Ireland Baldwin Still Trying to Be Hot of the Day

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Ireland Baldwin was ousted from “Social Media Influencer” before she really got started. I guess she’s one of those self destructing people who fail at things they could have easily made happen…..if it wasn’t for their instability…

She was doing beach and travel content for a solid two years with her boyfriend and people were interested in seeing Baldwin and Bassigner’s daughter living that beach life. Then she went fucking nuts, got prison tattoos, became a lesbian, went to rehab more than once….as her cousin, the god loving slut we just saw dance dirty, linked up with the Kardashian and took all the low hanging jobs….cuz there’s only room for one Baldwin bitch…

So now, as Ireland and her 7 foot tall frame try to rebuild the empire she destroyed before it became an empire…..she’s posting bikini ass shots…not bad. It’s a strategy that works. They should teach this in college…

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2019

Aug

Hailey Baldwin Pussy Dance of the Day

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Hailey Baldwin Bieber is doing some slow twerk while looking over her shoulder, one that reminds me of a horny girl trying to get fucked on the dancefloor, or maybe a horny girl pushing back on a cock cuz she learned that in a porno she watched…and she’s doing it in a Corset…

I thought Hailey Baldwin Bieber was a Christian. Her whole union with Bieber was that through god and their church thanks to being two fucked up young rich kids making their way in the world surrounded by all this temptation….

Does that mean, that once you’re married, you can start simulating sex through dance on the internet, you know it’s not against god’s way for husband and wife to fuck hard, unless birth control is involved….is the marriage what gives Baldwin the green light to let out her inappropriate moves for people to jack off to?

I mean, the girl has been half naked on social media for a long time now, she’s been a low level whore, friends with the Kardasians…a Narcissistic celebrity kid trying to make a name for herself on social media…trying to become the false idol her God is supposed to hate….so her Christian nonsense was always just nonsense….she was sexualizing herself underage…like the priests like if she was a Catholic boy…but that’s all still NON Christian…

It’s just silly these idiots believe their own bullshit.

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2019

Aug

Emma Roberts Lesbian Kiss of the day

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Emma Roberts is a lesbian. I guess this is what happens when you’re from a broken home and you feel the need to get love and affection anywhere you can because you are addicted to it…like you dad was addicted to cocaine when he was too busy for you when you were in your formative years….

Or maybe this is just how people in LA greet themselves because they are so liberal and open, despite being money grubbing, greedy rich fucks, who only care about themselves, the show they put on for each other is far more sympathetic…

Or maybe…just maybe…everyone is fucking queer, it’s a trend, I see Lesbian Couples all the fucking time, where one is a fucking girl and the other looking like an eager pubescent boy trying to get his first over the pants handjob, parading his bitch around…

That said, where are the scissoring pics.

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2019

Aug

Lady Gaga Depressed Tits of the Day

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How sad and depressed do Lady Gaga’s tits look like they have real mental health problems…in a “If you or one of your family members is suffering like Lady Gaga’s tit, call this number…” situation…

Them fuckers are mangled, built like a deflated balloon at my 5th birthday party when my mother was too busy fucking American John’s in the other room to watch me blow out the candles on my cake….

I’m talking a full fat chick turned skinny after finding starvation and fitness as a replacement for food, but her deflated tits never got the chance to bounce back from the abuse of being fat tits…and now require surgery..

I’m talking mom of 7-10 kids in an African tribe, hang to the belly button, which is why Brad Coopeer came on them – tits.

I’m talking some trans motherfucker having a bad reaction to his hormones….not making the tits as solid as the hormones in the food do for the girls of this generation…leaving him with some droopy looking weeirdness.

Lady Gaga has never been hot, always gross, and her act was always set to off-set her not being hot…so seeing a saggy tit doesn’t surprise me…or inspire me…it’s gross, but this bitch is busted, broken down and none of that matters because she won a scam thanks to being a media manipulator as all popstars are…thanks to their marketing budgets. So she matteres…saggy tit and all.

If this is your fetish, you’re fucking queer.

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2019

Aug

Going to Bathroom in Store and Other Videos of the Day

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Teen Suffers Atack..

Send this to Baltimore

Shot by Police While Stabbing Hostage…

Shooting Up on the Train

Men Home Invading

Man Slaps Little Caesar Manager

Shooting the Bar Owner

Pissing on a Cop Car

Fat Bitch in the Bronx…

Garage Explosion

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2019

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I was accidentally watching lacrosse players in the park talking shit, about getting drunk, fucking, etc and I could understand why they are known for gang raping drunk college girls.

It’s no much different that how they they eagerly watch each other ball on net, only it’s ball on drunk party girl…who at the time probably doesn’t resist….it’s a brotherhood that makes me happy I never participated in team sports and ended up down that path of bro…working my way to a cool job at a start-up, or on finance, or working for the dad’s company…while you can be a fat lazy slob with no money, no responsibility, no job, no commitment who can sleep all day in your own filth…why bother..

Some stepLINKS in the morning at noon and a half cuz that’s when I wake up…ok.

Lena Dunham’s Raping Brad Pitt’s Face Like He’s Her Little Sister
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Bitch Gets Tossed Like a Doll
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The Great Goat Escape
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Brie Larson is Fucking Ugly and Her Gay Midget Boyfriend
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Drunk Operator Makes Tsunami in Wave Pool
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Mascot Wearing Kids Costume Backwards
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China’s 12 billion Dollar Airport
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Do You Like the Lakers Tits
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Ashley Graham’s Cleavage is Fat
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SMOKE THAT FROZEN PIPE TO STAY COOOL….
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2019

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

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Do you ever walk into the Abortion Clinic, only to be asked at the front desk why you’re at the Abortion Clinic, to which you say…”I just love the way it smells”….only to take a deep breath and walk out..

Me neither….

I was watching a lesbian couple in the park, one looked like a girl the other seemed like an over excited Harry Potter motherfucker, I’m talking horny underdeveloped pre-pubescent looking teen nerd getting his first kiss, all rubbing the girl looking lesbian and feeding her fucking grapes…it was weird.

Does every lesbian couple have one of those girls who looks like a pubescent teen boy trying to get his first over pants handjob?

You don’t have to answer that….

Here are some stepLINKS…

Woodstock 50 – is OFF
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Man Shames Pedo in Library
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Dead Influencer of the Day
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Girl Stuck in Children’s Swing Has to be Rescued
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Tom Cruise Can’t See Suri
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Old Busted Adriana Lima….
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Lottie Moss Classy
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Gigi Hadid in a Bikini…
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Cassie Scerbo Upskirt…
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Robert Pattinson’s New Movie the Lighthouse…
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Old Man Ain’t Got Time…for Robber
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Other Olsen is Engaged
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Fireworks Going Off in a Truck
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Aggressive with Cops…
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Idris Elba Doesn’t Know What the Fuck CATS is
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Guide to Rough Sex
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Hitler Mething Out
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Flawless Autobody Work with a Baseball Bat
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Amber Turner Nipples in White Corset
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Teens Beating a Motherfucker
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74 Year Old Ali Larter Bikini
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Mario Lopez on Gender Identity
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Georgia Harrison Nip Slip
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Cops Join Party
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When is This Movie Coming Out
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What Killed Myspace….
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Pink Seasaw At Border Gayness
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Things to Jerk Off To…
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SMOKE THAT FROZEN PIPE TO STAY COOOL….
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TOP RATED DEVICE To Smoke Extracts
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Poker Club To Win CASH!
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From the Forum

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Ariel Winter FAT
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Sophie Turner Skinny Legs..in Slutty Shorts
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Kristen Stewart Lesbian Photoshoot
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Hadids BIKINI
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Camila Mendes PUSSY TOE
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Vanessa Hudgens Looking Good
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Kendra Wilkinson Looks Awful
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From stepSMUT!!

(LINKS BELOW ARE NSFW!)
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WTF was that?
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Cock Pissing
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Big Titty Drop
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Big Trash Titty Flash
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Axe Gash….
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Great tits by the Water
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Slut in the Kitchen
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Prolapsed Anus…
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Dildo in a Van
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Strip at the Dance Studio
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Vintage Amateur
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Don’t Fuck a Pussy with a Shit Dildo
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Workout of the Day////
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I don’t think that’s Really his Sister
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Amateur Slut of the Day
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Hail Satan….
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Another Big Titty Drop
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DILDO HO
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I Love Girls Who Get Naked On the Internet…..Don’t You!
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