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2023

Oct

Fishnet Friday of the Day

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It’s the spooky Halloween season, so we can hope that some hot chicks slip into fishnets as part of their costumes, because 98 percent of the fishnets I see are on goth dudes gender bending for instagram fashions or transgendereds who don’t pass as chicks because the ESTROGEN AIN’T STRONG ENOUGH to shrink those SHAQ sized feet.

Rarely is a hot chick in a pair of fishnets, when I remember a time when fishnets were about as good as you got in terms of a NORMIE girl putting on lingerie, or some effort to spice up the bedroom for a special occassion…., now they are brining in other dudes, other chicks, giant scary dildos, butt plugs and an audience through their live stream….

I guess in that era, the homeless krusty street punks who would be at the bar also wore the fishnets, but their piss stench made it hard to appreciate the effort in sexing up a look of soiled rags….

Then there were 300 pounder with short bangs and rockabilly or nautical tattoos thinking they are burlesque dancers the stage can’t support…who also liked the fishnets….

In this era girls on the streets wear tight pants, shorts with their asses hanging out, but don’t bother with the subtle, familiar, iconic hosiery….maybe we need to make fishnets great again…reclaiming it for the modern woman…..

Here are some bitches in FISHNETs…

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2023

Oct

Full Back Panties Friday of the Day

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The fullback panty’s flaw is that it probably brings back memories of your old boomer ass in the 70s or 80s discovering yourself in a simpler time, forced to jack off to your mom’s soiled panties because that’s all that was around for you and if you pretended they weren’t your mom’s you could get through it, where as some of you probably liked that it was your mom’s and it made the process go faster, but in both cases, the shame you felt was probably channeled into a hatred for a panty style, not the fact that you jerk off to your mom’s pussy scented panties when you were a teen, you fucking weirdo.

The fullback panty’s win is that it’s a panty and that any panty is hot if the girl in said panty is hot, which is why I never subscribed to the whole “granny panties are bad” mindset that happened in the late 90s, but then again my mom died when I was a kid so I wasn’t using her panties as a fleshlight either….so I don’t have to live with myself after doing something that depraved, I just live with myself doing other depraved shit…

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2023

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

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People are pretty uptight, fighting about the latest viral story on the news, whether that’s war or pandemic, or vaccines or other bullshit that I prefer to not pay attention to, because I’m either too self absorbed to care, or maybe I just don’t actually fucking care to hop onto the next ICE BUCKET challenge going on, because maybe, just maybe, there are so many sluts on the internet, in person, dressed half naked, that I don’t really have any time to think of anything else..

Be like me, go back to your retard animal brain that goes “TITS” or “ASS” or “TIGHT PANTS” rather than having any thoughts or opinions on the latest crisis that they are ultimately trying to oppress us with, distract us with, or steal or energy and life force with….

LIFE…can be fun….when you fixate on fun things like “Tits” and “Ass” and “Tight Pants”….

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Alabama State Player Punches Security Guard – Gets Arrested!
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Review Of The Lotus Eletra, The First SUV By The Company
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Dodgeball Killer (GIF)
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Malu Trevejo is Selling Feet Pics!
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Millie Bobby Brown See Through Outtakes!
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Did the Cavinder Twins Post a BikinI Selfie?
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24 PEOPLE DEFINITELY HAVING A SHITTIER DAY THAN YOU
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Caylee Cowan’s Dazzling Boobs Steal the Spotlight at 23rd Screamfest Horror Film Festival!
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20 Adorable Girls In Stockings
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Mic’d Up Ref’s Comments on Rookie Connor Bedard First Face Off!
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Lindsey Pelas Topless and Other Celebrity Girls: The Steamy Social Media Roundup
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Brielle Biermann Puts Her Booty on Display!
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2023

Oct

Throwback Thursday Nudes of Miranda Kerr of the Day

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In the glory days of the being a grown man with a blog, that were never really glory days for me, I was more into the whole idea of it being a transient passtime, since I never made the big money off having a blog like the other people who are now multi-millionaires did, I guess I was just never that relevant or GOOGLE AD friendly, so as they are all sitting in their mansions, I am still living in a dumpster, but who fucking cares….right….

In the glory days of blogging, this LAST STANDING Blog broke a story about Miranda Kerr cheating on Orlando Bloom with Justin Bieber at the VS Fashion show, which led to her being fired and forced to take up escorting for the billionaires..

Since I was never that relevant or liked, the story didn’t get any legs, it didn’t put me on the map as a SLEUTH investigative journalist you need to follow, but Miranda Kerr went onto escorting for billionaires….

Her latest, the Snapchat kid, who she’s married and has kids with and today, her nude phototshoots are circulating, so why not repost them, you can see her skinny asshole in one of the pics and that’s always fun, especially knowing how expensive or how much the sperm that cums on it is worth, like DIAMONDS motherfucker…NO HOMO.

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2023

Oct

Stella Hudgens and Vanessa Sky Do Lesbian Photoshoot and Other Smut of the Day

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I don’t know if it’s just me. You know, old pervert who has been doing this for so fucking long that nothing excites or inspires me.

I don’t know if it’s just my low testosterone, that’s not triggering me in the way it is supposed to trigger me.

Or is just being a limp dick fuck, despite spending my days looking at loving every single tit, even the gross ones that walk past me….so it can’t be that…

Is it my apathy from depression, boredom, or over exposure…or just not being into obviously shameless fuck who are doing anything and everything they can for attention, relevance and money….

They are even cosplaying as porn chicks, with their tits out, because everyone’s a fucking whore, which we already knew was the case, but it was a little more fun when they pretended that they weren’t!

I guess I prefer being lied to….now here are those fake lesbian pics.

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2023

Oct

Asshole Behind Thong Thursday of the Day

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We live in a society where any small business owner you talk to, whether it’s a mechanic or a body shop guy, a carpenter or an electrician, a fast food restaurant or a coffee shop, pretty much ANY business out there CANNOT find anyone to work for them…but at the same time, you can find an endless fucking river of asshole pics uploaded to the internet.

Long gone are the days of “show me your asshole” or “Send Nudes” to get the “that will bite me in the ass when I decide to get a serious real job” since no one is serious or interested in serious jobs, so they just go straight to the “loook at my asshole”….since it’s easier, more lucrative, and feeds any egos a motherfucker may have….because 1000s of dudes are just waiting, tongues wagging in their mom’s basement, to sign-up and send their favorite asshole some money for more asshole….

Asshole is a currency and here are some assholes being modest and covered up like a religious asshole, not quite ready to gape hard, but to leave a little mystery of how large of an object they can fit up in it.

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2023

Oct

Titty Drop Thursday of the Day

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A few years ago a group of guys started some volleyball inspired game called Spikeball that went viral on the internet and now you can’t go through a park or beach on the summer without seeing a bunch of topless dudes standing around a circle playing Spikeball…it’s a cultural phenomenon…

I accidentally saw an ad today for the Spikeball Nation Championships, meaning that they’ve not only made millions off a sport for bros, they’ve also branded it as a sports league, a stadium selling out event, a ranking system where only the best of the best topless Spikeball bros survivor.

I’d like to see that same energy applied to titty drops, the art of flashing tit with style and bounce…

Here are some TITTY DROPS

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2023

Oct

Tanline Thursday of the Day

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Sometimes I ask the people around me what they think of tanlines, you know because I may not have any friends or associates and I may not be in this together, but rather alone, but I can always ask a stranger for a helping hand in a post a do every fucking week of girls who post their fucking tanlines for the people of the internet to see their fucking tanlines because tanlines are clearly a fetish, or a sign that not all girls of the internet are basement dwellers outraged at hot chicks on the internet or misogyny on the internet or other bullshit things that should exist on the internet because the internet is supposed to be FREE…..and not all girls of the internet are AI generated robots but a lot are and they probably post TANLINE pics too….but we’ll assume that some of these girls actually went outside for the tanline.

Anyway, I ask people for inspo, I’ve said all I have to say about tanlines, I can’t come up with new tanline material weekly, there’s only so much to be said about tanlines and the general response I get is “Fuck Off” or “Shut the Fuck Up” or “why are you talking to me”….so here are some tanline pics…

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2023

Oct

Iggy Azalea’s Smut of the Day

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I always thought that Iggy Azalea was a cash grab scam. From her inception, it was a viral strategy to get noticed and to make money that worked. Her big stupid fake ass and fake tits that pretended to be a rapper or ghetto when really she was probably about as suburban as they come was pretty obviously bullshit….so her low level cash grab sex work feels the same way.

I do appreciate that a “Popstar” will intentionally make an Onlyfans for credibility or cash….because she’s not rich enough, or she’s got a kid to pay for, like a typical single mom going through. it…

I don’t really appreciate her OnlyFans content, since it’s not really vulgar enough and it seems like a cheap approach to execute the cash grab successfully, you know basically fully scamming the audience who find her old ass ass hot….

But I’ll still post it here, I got nothing else going on..

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2023

Oct

Sabrina Carpenter Upskirt of the Day

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Sabrina Carpenter is not an actual carpenter, but if she was, you’d probably let her build you a book shelf out of your wood….not that anyone reads, but I figure bookshelves are some easy level carpentry skills and since WOOD is a double entendre for COCK, the terrible jokes no one read just write themselves..

She is a child star, trying to be relevant in this era of porn chicks dominating, so like a porn chick she goes pantsless, just not spread and filled, but still something barely exciting, attempting to be high class, otherwise it’s too lowbrow and the brands will treat her like an OnlyFans chick, when she thinks she’s so much more than that, I guess.

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