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2019

26

Jun

Lindsay Lohan Comeback of the Day

Lindsay Lohan is out here doing magazines with her pussy in some leotard or leggings….rocking the American Flag for some Fourth of July shit…to remind all you fair weather fans that she’s still around, still hot, still important, still Lindsay Fucking Lohan….the best Disney tits…that defined a generation and inspired all these influencers to try to get famous….almost eliminating the concept of fame…making her the den mother to all these whores, an icon they can never live up to…because the system has changed….and that is just one of the many things that make Lohan perfect…

Big fan, I’m rooting for the Oscar she is going to win when she’s ready to comeback to acting…which I hope is soon because Hollywood needs actual talent back in the mix…and this…is actual TALENT…

Here’s the perfect photoshoot of the perfect starlet.

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2019

26

Jun

Izabel Goulart Getting Porny of the Day

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Izabel Goulart, the ex Victoria’s Secret model turned fitness influencer, who has a really tight body despite being old, thanks to her low body fat percentage thanks to fitness….used to be hot to me…because a hot fit body is exciting…but like anything it got boring, and like all aging women, she started looking manly…too much fitness not enough estrogen…a constant issue in Brazil, where she is from, the hub of the trannies…

Well, she’s obviously dating some rich dude, I assume she already has kids, so like a typical latin with a hot body, she’s half naked, on all fours, being hot…to excite him…and keep the money flowin’…not that she doesn’t have her own money…she’s one of those never retire girls…who doesn’t fucking retire cuz they can photoshop her face and that fit body’s still fit….at least where it counts….in the ass…where she probably likes it..as a tribute to before she had a vagina…

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2019

26

Jun

Celebrity Death Watch of the Day

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Beth Chapman….Dog the Bounty Hunter’s 51 year old wife, who made the news for being ut into a medically induced coma related to her struggle with Stage 4 lung cancer, has died….making her the DEAD CELEBRITY of the DAY..

I never watched the show, but looking at her and her monster tits, scream some white trash, probably worked at a bar in a trailer park for the first 30 years of her life, assuming she wasn’t a stripper…which I am not assuming….cuz she should have been a stripper.

Since we love white trash…and sex workers…and weird narrow hipped white women with stupid fucking tits…who look like my childhood bus driver….drinking out of a beer Koozie and very into all things processed in foods…while chain smoking….I think it’s important to take a minute to morn the bleached blonde Florida looking goddess…even though she’s Hawaii based…Hawaii can have white trash with big titties too…..now that she’s left us..

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2019

26

Jun

Girl Cleans a Cucumber with her Mouth of the Day

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One of the most important skills a woman can have along with all housework is the ability to clean vegetables before feeding them to the family – you know to get all those chemicals off of them, so that the family….probably many kids with many different men…the way nature intended it…don’t get those carcinogens all upside them them….like mommy got daddy up in her…

I see all the ROUNDUP lawsuits going around, so you can never be too careful with produce…who knows what the fuck’s being put all over it…

So follow this girl’s lead and be sure to wash your veggies thoroughly before eating them.

Someone get this bitch on Oprah to spread this GOSPEL…

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2019

26

Jun

Kelly Brook Lingerie of the Day

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I once met some UK pro Rugby players in a bar…and got to chatting with them because we were all deep into the GUINNESS and that’s what happens.

They were in town for some Exhibition game or some shit, but that’s not the point of the story…the point of the story was that they were making fun of Kelly Brook, who I guess used to date a Rugby player and they went on and on about how fat and disgusting she was…they even busted out nudes that had been passed around the league…because in the event you didn’t know…nudes get passed around to groups…like in Highschool, or in Sports…all these dudes like to show off their female conquests…so it was nice to know that she was a joke in the UK Rugby community….

But she does have big fucking tits…

I have this theory about her realizing she’s hitting 40 and that big titties aren’t gonna be enough to save her….so she moved to CALIFORNIA for the final push, that I don’t think worked out for her, so she’s back out here with the tits…ridiculous tits…and if the rest of her wasnt’ fat, dumpy and old, it’d be impressive…but since she is fat dumpy and old, it’s still worth looking at…just not as impressive.

Kelly Brook…a joke to us all…but big tits…are always wonderful…..even when they aren’t…

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2019

26

Jun

Ana Tomouanu Full Pussy of the Day

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Ana Tomouanu is some nude model and she is nude…as nude models do…while trying to get ahead as a nude model.

This is the instagram approach to artistry….pervert dudes with a camera phone and girls who want to get ahead…so that a shameless pic of spreading your ass isn’t seen as porn, but as high concept and beautiful…

SHE IS SPREADING HER ASS!!!

I guess this is the future of instagram….and the future seems bright…except for that whole global warming is going to kill us…

I am glad the instagram nude is headed in that spread ass direction, this grey area softcore porn shit is broadening…All regulated by the publicly traded company…Facebook…because the people have spoken…and by people I mean whores…

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2019

26

Jun

Britney Spears Bikini of the Day

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Our favorite prisoner and her team of captors are trying to give the illusion of Britney being free in the tropics, getting that repose she’s been needing after a mental breakdown that happened thanks to her being pushed too hard as the money making slave to her white trash family.

They found the meal ticket, and like any white trash dad, you sell that off to the highest bidder….Britney is just lucky they went mainstream with it, otherwise she’d be out there turning tricks at all the county fairs…as whit trash do…

So Daddy Spears and the best lawyer’s Britney’s money can buy, figured out a loop hole to keep her working and that’s claim insanity….because you see her whole team – lawyers included wanted her to continue working as it means they keep getting paid…

It’s not a conspiracy – abducted in plain sight…But when rocking a bikini, or doing a Vegas show…no one cares…it’s no “Leave Britney Alone”….it’s a KEEP IT COMING earner…we like you medicated and delivering the goods….cuz we are all sick fucks…

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2019

26

Jun

Miley Cyrus Fingered By Stella Maxwell of the Day

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Here’s an oldie but a goodie that has resurfaced on Reddit..

I think I originally posted it 4 years ago…

Right before Stella Maxwell secured being a VS model after positioning herself with high profile people, like Miley….stealing the gig from Barbara Palvin….getting rich and famous in her own right before seducing broken girls like Kristen Stewart….who have no identity and are easy to manipulatee.
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Right around the time Miley’s transition from Disney Kid to sex positive, naked on the internet, LGBTQ, self discovery during her break up with her now husband because love conquers all…

It’s funny to watch…like old family videos with people who aren’t your family at all…they don’t even know you exist…but you’ve seen them finger and be fingered for the paparazzi in some staged ridiculousness…TAKE IT IN…

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2019

26

Jun

Phoebe Price Bikini of the Day

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Phoebe Price knows how to have a good time…

She doesn’t let being old as fuck get in the way of stripping down into her bikini for her paparazzi friends that still put her on….and sometimes get ridiculous enough pictures of her that the tabloids run them…the only real payment she seeks…you know that acknowledgement of existing…or whatever and I think it is a great attitude to have you know….master the fucking troll.

What I don’t understand is why she’s taken the high road, at least in terms of no releasing a sex tape, even though it’s the end of the line for her, and sex tape time is prime….you know since everything else she does is almost as shameless as a sex tape…and a sex tape is far more rewarding than this staged paparazzi silliness..

Seriously, the fact that I haven’t seen Phoebe Prices vagina stretched out on a dick…should be criminal…

That is all I have to say about that.

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2019

26

Jun

Possibly Hailey Baldwin Pussy of the Day

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They are saying that this is a nude picture of Hailey Baldwin….

I have facial recognition blindness – and I assume that it is no Hailey Baldwin….she’s a good little Christian who saves her slutting for Bieber cuz he didn’t make her sign a pre-nup as God wouldn’t want that….

It is going around Reddit though, and I don’t thin Reddit or the internet ever lies…so it’s a take their word for it.

Not to mention Hailey, pre-Beiber was an attention seeking, third or fourth tier Kardashian, who would definitely do content like this despite her religiousness cuz she’s basically full of shit with her God shit, but full throttle on the get famous on instagram kick…

Point being – you be the judge of the NUDE…..and God will JUDGE her….when the time comes…or he won’t since he’s likely just a myth…

ENJOY…

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