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Julianne Hough’s White Bikini of the Day

2019

May

Top 10 Instagram Ass of the Day

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Instagram is a place for whores to pull out their bodies to try to get noticed and maybe open some doors and find some new opportunity…whether it is work, growing followers, or a rich dude….the first step to making dreams come true is to get fucking as naked as you can…

I figure this is a good place to direct you to a place where you can also live out your hopes and dreams with cold hard cash….our new partner SUICIDE JACKS FOR POKER SWEEPSTAKES MONEY MAKING so one day, if you win, you can buy an ass like this too…

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2019

May

Sexy Video Fail…. and other Videos of the Day

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Wendy’s Employee Takes a Bath in the Restaurant….

Gardener Caught Jacking Off in Backyard

Woman With Blood Rushing Out of Vagina Needs People to Rush

Asshole Driver of the Day

Dude Lights Up Cigarette on Plane

Gas clerk shot and robbed in daylight

Getting Grandma to the Funeral Home on a Budget

Gas Clerk Gets Assaulted

Dairy Queen Employee Throws Pot of Hot Grease at Customer

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2019

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I tell my wife she’s the dad / husband of the family – cuz she’s the one with all the dick….in her face….as I rub my dick on her face….even though it remains limp cuz I am not turned on by her…the benefit of marriage is the ability to rub your dick in the face of you partner without permission…go to the internet, #metoo, cry about it…we’re still married and you can’t escape this terrifying micro cock that likely smells like sour fish…..

In other news, are people still talking about abortion like killing babies is a bad thing…if I hear…two hearts, two souls, two humans again….I’m going to have to become an activist for pro life outlining how fetus, until born, is a fucking parasite trying to ruin my finances for the next 18 years.

Speaking of finances, I have a credit card with a 1,000 dollar limit, high roller shit…to someone like me who has never had a credit card…

I tried to use it to buy beer, and it got declined…I looked at the report and some dude in florida used it to go to three night clubs, but 630 dollars of shows, and basically spent 1000 dollars OVER my 1,000 dollar limit…I was like “My bank likes the criminal more than me”…they shut me down for trying to go 10 dollars over….when it’s the last fucking 10 dollars I got…yet this fucker is out in his new shoes at the club…on my dime….in Florida…he does me better than I do!! I just suck at life from every fucking angle…

Here are some morning links…you morning mormon moron.

Fat Lady Gets Stuck Trying to Fit in a Car is AMAZING
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Stormy Daniels Lied! Never Trust a Whore
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Tesla Autopilot VS Mountain Road
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Wind Turning Girls into Exhibitionist Sluts…I Love when that Happens
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Octopus Disguises Himself as a Rock
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Wild Stolen RV Police Chase
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Pervert Sexually Assaulting Chef of the Day
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I am mad you aren’t clicking this Girl Pissing in the AISLES of WALMART Erotica
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Stolen Dodge Hellcat Outruns Helicopter
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Dude Who Thinks He’s Terminator Punching Two Women
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Democrats Blame Border Guards for Intentionally Letting Kids Die
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Jessica Alba – Old Lady Cleavage
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Emma Roberts Titty GIF
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Chloe Ferry’s Big Fat Fake Ass…
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Check Out This Sweepstakes Poker Club To Win CASH!
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Got Sluts? These People Do.
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2019

May

stepLINKS of the Day

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Meeting dads who tell us that their 17 year old daughter wants to be a model..always makes me feel bad for the dude…especially when he’s about 60 years old and has no fucking clue what actually goes on. He just thinks his daughter is hard working, and pretty as can be and just feels so confident that she has what it takes, even when she’s only 5 foot 2….it’s a dad thing….you know hiring photographers for the girl, to do wholesome pics, paying to get her website, or to get her to agency meetings…cuz you want the best for your kids…

Little does dude know….that she’s got a secret instagram, where she’s basically spreading her ass secretly for her feed, and the second she turns 18 or 19 she’ll take that account live and be the whore trying to make it as easily as possible…just by whoring…making everyone think the nice dad did every thing wrong, even if he did everything right, you just can’t fight the power of the whore creating internet…

Poor bastard….will realize what this MODEL thing is all about…and it’s not walking the runway for brands….

Here are some stepLINKS…..

Linda Hamilton’s Terrifying Arms…..
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Hot Chick Peeing in Walmart
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The Female Jackasses and their Dumb Slutty Stunts
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5 Million Dollar Limo / Jet Hybrid
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Kim Garner – Hot Body
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Slutty Madison Beer
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Disgusting Hooker Pregnancy Pics
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Eva Herzigova – See Through!
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Guy Fieri and Matthew McConaughey are Friends…
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Charlie Sheen Brought a Hooker to Thanksgiving
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Police blast Antifa with Paintgun
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Budget Celeb Lookalikes
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Tarantino Rejects your Hypothesis
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Skinny VS Fat Fight
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One Direction has a Crazy House
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Tony Robbins Motivated 4 Women into Fucking Him
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Woman Accuses Employee of Sexual Assault – Cuz That’s the Go To Now
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The Most Exciting News of the Day
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Crackhead Twerks in Store
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Kendall Jenner is a LEsbian
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20,000 People Want Danny Devito to be WOlverine
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Taxidriver KOs Passenger
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Hollywood Marriage of the Day
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I Wonder if Moby Fucked Natalie Portman Up the Ass Since He’s a Queer
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GIRL PUKES ON EVERYONE
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Russian Sex Worker SLUTS!
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Get Off Big Pharma Fix Everything Wrong with You…
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GET THIS MULTI TOOL THAT SCREWS and SMOKES and Helps You Drink…
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Madison Beer Little Round Tits in a TIGHT fucking Dress
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Lisa Rina’s Daughter is a Whore…
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Pam Anderson is Still a Whore
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Jessica Chastain is Old
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Shailene Woodley Trying t Look Hot with her Tits Out
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Kristen Stewart Still Pretending to be a Dyke
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Star Wars Shit
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DJ Tanner for JESUS
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Charli XCX Tight Outfit
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Sophie Turner – Stomach
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Rita Ora Panties
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Shanina Shaik – LEG
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Weird Shaped Kylie in a Latex Outfit
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Emma Watson with Dude she Fucks
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Do You Like Pussy – Cuz Here is the Pussy – So Many Pussy – All For You TO Stare At….
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Race to Cum in the Car Wash
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TITTY FUCK OF THE DAY
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Grandma’s Awesome Ass
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A Gallery of ASS!
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Female Empowerment Weirdness with some Period Blood….
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White Trash Water Park
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New Coca Cola Ad on How Coca Cola Destroys Your Asshole
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Weird Asian Sister Incest Storyline
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Hot Amateur Slut
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Naked in Playboy Chick
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9 People who were Asking for It
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Slutting Out Next to Old Man
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Girl in Bath – Pre – Whore
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Big Naturals Falls For a Model SCam
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Cam Girl has a Legendary Bush – I FUCKING LOVE BUSH
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Cummin Like a Fire Hose
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Belly BUSTER
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Scary Cam Girl…
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BOOTY in Tight Leggigns
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Over Achieving 10 Dollar Hooker
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Insane CLown Pussy
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Another Scary Cam Girl
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Charlize Big Tits
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CORONA TITTIES
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HOT TITS FAIL AT THE BOW AND ARROW
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Was it Worth It?
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Amateur Slut Spreads her Ass
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IVY and her Vibrator
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Cam GIRLS LIKE ALL GIRLS ARE SLUTS
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2019

May

Megan Fox Pussy Slip of the Day

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Megan Fox Pussy Slip is a huge fucking deal…maybe just a decade too late….

Back when she was the hottest thing in Hollywood, despite being overrated, not that hot, jacked up in the face…married to David from 90210, who unlike Luke Perry is not dead, but was basically dead when they first linked up, so he brainwashed her and kept her in a cage…..grounded her when she was at her hottest…than knocked her up a dozen times….to keep them linked together forever….THIS WOULD HAVE BEEN HUGE….

Not that it isn’t huge, at least the vagina is huge, but it’s not entirely her fault…when you have a dozen or so kids…the labia, even after being rebuilt…has a mind of its fucking own….and just fucking crawls out from every direction…

It’s kind of funny that we haven’t seen her cunt in all these years…but she decides to put it out there in an instagram selfie…casually…like her cunt isn’t in the pic…but I guess that’s the general way it works now, refuse to do nude scenes you’re paying for…but post nudes on social media for free….for the real fans…cuz you like how nice LIKES feel…you weathered bitch…

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2019

May

Bella Thorne Hairy Nipples of the Day

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Bella Thorne is a disgusting monster of a Disney Kid who has jacked up her face too fucking hard….and has spent at least a year and a half unshowered….rocking her hairy armpits like it’s a trophy or status symbol of feminism…when bitch was raised in a fucking vacuum and has no fucking concept of any reality…..she’s just mad that her boyfriend dumped her and knows her slutty content that she scaled back on with the boyfriend…who by the way was equally fucking greasy and slimy as she was…..so now she’s out with her body, that is less fit than it was…still young but not at all as interesting as when it first started transitioning from Disney to Slutty Instagram….

So OBVIOUSLY she’s got hairy nipples….that she OBVIOUSLY wants to show off in a cheeky, subtle, obvious while pretending to not be obvious way….and it’s pretty fucking gross but not gross enough for us to collectively not jack off to it….

Right?

It’s like we’re in a circle jerk the website version….all of us dudes together with our dicks in our hand but it’s not gay cuz we don’t see each other…but it’s pretty fucking gay cuz you’re a fucking queer….

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2019

May

Farrah Abraham Naked of the Day

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Farrah Abraham is wonderful…

Sure she’s also terrifying, a looks like some kind of muppet science experiment…

But I love that she took an MTV show that celebrated her being a whore….and positioned it to get a huge following…only to produce a fucking hardcore porn with a pornstar…NOT EVEN A SEX TAPE>…that sold MILLIONS…hell it even made me money….it was a fucking big deal….and now she’s this weirdo face injected mess with circus-like tits….doing weird nude shoots…like is she back on MTV? Is she back in Porn? Who knows…who cares…it’s this perfect hybrid of wonderful….that knows to take it up the ass….you know even taking that load at 15 was the best thing to ever happen to her.

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2019

May

Demi Lovato Heroin Tits of the Day

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I wonder if Demi Lovato posting up slutty pics of her fat girl tits, now that she’s eating and not on OPIATES…even tough the Opiates will be a dark cloud over her head that will constantly be ringing in her ear until she finally gives into it and kills herself….THEY ALWAYS DO….

From an outsider perspective, I have no empathy for addicts unless they are genuinely just victims of the medical system…they didn’t know opiates were bad when the doctor prescribed it for their back pain….now they are on the street trying to get Fentanyl and have lost the house and family…all cuz of the system…see I only really feel anything for everyday people fucked by the system…cuz of lack of information….and even then – I barely care…

But Demi Lovato was some Disney kid with a lot of money trying to have a good time, sucking heroin off Valderamma’s dick for a decade….living her best rich person life…pretending to be broken, bi-polar…already making excuses for her bad behavior to pave the way for the overdose…and I just think it’s lame, bullshit, bitch can be anywhere but chooses to be in LA for the paparazzi to cry to…like if she’s that sad or broken or whatever…move to the Caribbean…you’re rich…instead she does this…selfies pandering to her audience…looking fat and like shit…to get some positive feedback and to feel hot like a narcissistic bitch who can only get off knowing people get off to her or some shit.

I just find the whole thing dumb, childish, grow the fuck up….

But more importantly…I find Demi Lovato fat and ugly. Maybe heroin is the only way dudes she wants to fuck can get off to her…who knows.

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2019

May

Carla Guetta Topless Nude Model of the Day

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Carla Guetta is some David Guetta daughter, I mean these DJs are all old as fuck and dad’s to 35 year olds…which makes it hilarious that they are still touring clubs like they are 20….despite being in their 50s….getting paid stupid money to still party…and the 18 – 25 year old crowd who goes to the raves and clubs they play at….all wanna fuck them despite them being in their 50s….I mean there was a time when DJs were the same age as the party goers…and the 50 year old in the club was looked at like a really cool weirdo….who didn’t conform to society…or a fucking pervert who girls wanted to get kicked out….but put him behind the DJ both and panties get soaked….and if they aren’t in panties….shoes get soaked…either way soaking from pussy is happening….cuz girls like DJs, center of the party….especially when they are rich….those SLUTS…

Here’s CARLA GUETTA tits out.

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2019

May

Ashley Graham Still Promoting Obesity of the Day

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Here’s XXXL Ashley Graham still out there being sexualized as a fat chick – despite being a fat chick – for all the fat chick fetish perverts out there…..

I don’t think tits are supposed to have cellulite, but when you’re as fat as Ashley Graham it happens..

I’d say that the reason she’s fat like this is because society is encouraging her to be fat like this…to be a voice of a poeple she’s just exploiting…and when the hype ends and we go back to responsible decisions after society dies of being obese…like not celebrating fat people, or sexualizing fat people…she’ll likely get skinny….

But she’s probably just a fat chick in the right place and right time…doing that fat chick thing cuz it works for her and gets her paid….so she’d just be a fat chick we’ve never heard of…a better place to be in my opinion…at least for us.

I do hate the fat chick movement to be the voice of fat chicks when being fat is unhealthy ALWAYS….and we shouldn’t be empowering it…other than saying “Ok you’re unhealthy, if you want to be naked sure, or feel sexy in fat lingerie fine, but we can’t reward you people and say it’s OK to be like that – cuz it’s not – obesity causes a huge strain on society and we should only be paying people who tell that narrative….not people who give misinformation of this narrative like all fat girls – making excuses and saying it’s ok…when it’s not”….

Stop eating. Start moving. Fat fucks.

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