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2019

16

Apr

Bebe Rexha Tits of the Day

In shut the fuck up news, apparently, Bebe Rexha has announced, like Demi Lovato, that she has Bi-Polar Disorder…and that she is proud, empowered, etc in who she is and in the treatment she is getting or whatever….

She wrote some barely poetic, despite being a song writer, which should man she is poetic, even if her songs are pure fucking vapid garbage….about not knowing why she had low lows where she didn’t want to get up or leave the house aka – MY EVERY DAY HAPPY PLACE….and why she had HIGH HIGHS where she couldn’t sleep….aka – MY FEW TIMES A WEEK PARTY PARTY DRUNK FEST…..but now she knows….

I am not a believer in Mental Health, I really believe it’s a mind over matter situation, we are all fucked up, anxiety ridden depressive pieces of shit…deal with it….with illegal drugs, pharma, or CBD, I don’t fucking care…but don’t fucking diagnose a disease and inspire others to pretend they have it…

Unless you’re fully fucking mental, killing people, hurting yourself without realizing it, cuz there are full mentals out there…keep your bi polar to yourself..

Like how bi polar could this bitch really be, she’s a popstar now, she’s been working in the industry for 10 years, she’s old maybe, has an eating disorder that makes her eat too much sure..but she ain’t crazy.

What’s crazy is that people are into her and that she is famous…

The only thing crazy about Bebe Rexha is that people listen to her shitty music.

That’s the fucking mental disorder I don’t get….

Here’s her fat ass…

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2019

16

Apr

Wanda Orme Almost Interesting Self Portraits of the Day

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Wanda Orme is some self proclaimed artist, rich kid, from the UK who moved to LA to go to school and to develop her art with more of an intellectual approach..

You know, if you take your slutty photos without a Master’s Degree in Sociology, can you even consider what you do a contribution to the world…of course you can’t…it’s just shameless…

But when you can apply bullshit collegiate theories to your half nudes, about the plight of man and gender and all that other shit we don’t care about cuz we just want to see the tits….it becomes pretty fucking pretentious….

It’s like she took the long and convoluted road to taking shameless pics of herself….because sometimes it takes a bitch some time to get her feet wet or to convince herself that what she is doing is more important than it actually is.

I almost ALMOST…i repeat ALMOST like these pics, but there’s something missing…I am not buying her angle….her cropped out face, look at her body….nonsense….

But maybe I just can’t accept someone calling themselves an artist. I like to think that is something that OTHER people call you…and not just vapid idiots who want to seem important, in a childish bullshit way….like “Oh I’m an artist, you’re an artist, I’m a model, you’re a writer, I’m a film maker, you’re a musician”…when you’re all jsut a bunch of rich kids in a loft acting important…The “I’m a Filmmaker” line fucking kills me…especially now when everything is digital and all you do is edit on some software clips you shot on your iphone….clown.

I like when society as a whole embraces what you do…and not because you tell them what you do….over and over and over….Don’t tell me what you are, I’ll tell you what you are…cuz that’s how REAL society works.

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2019

16

Apr

Shanina Shaik See Through of the Day

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I never remember who Shanina Shaik is. She’s just that important and relevant…

I sometimes assume she is Irina Shayk’s poo colored sister. You know the one that her dad made with some Pakistani cleaning lady who ended up in Moscow…but I have a feeling she may just be a totally different Shaik, just doing the same thing as the other Shaik, half naked modeling….

When I fist saw the pics, I thought it was Zoe Kravitz or Black Chyna, or someone else who wouldn’t be considered a racist for her dread locks, but I guess since Shanina Shaik has fucked black dudes like Tyson Beckford, she has the right….

I figure if you sacrifice your cunt for the black cock, you are an honorary African Queen…

Point being, this is her silly Coachella Outfit for you to jack off to…

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2019

16

Apr

Myrtille Revemont Covered in Colorful Shit While Naked of the Day

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So as it turns out….Myrtille Revemont is an “actual” model, whatever that means in this era of everyone being a model – thanks to the internet making people think they are beautiful and amazing and worthy of being on film….when back in the day women were scared of cameras and hated how they look, now they are all loving it, embracing it, and even if they look like shit, off-setting it by getting face injections….

POINT BEING….

Myrtille Revemont the “actual Model”…is fully naked in this photoshoot, that I had to post, not because I find it hot, but because I find it fucking stupid…

The level of creativity, or the lack of creativity when it comes to nude shoots annoys me.

It’s like “let’s paint you, like some ghetto trash from 12 years ago at some tattoo convention, but instead of doing it like a leopard or kitty or other Cosplay shit, will just do abstract”…..

It’s the dumbest way to get a girl naked, the dumbest way to look at a girl naked, and if anything it’s fucking LAZY creative direction.

Step it up Myrtille Revemont. Whoever the fuck you are.

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2019

16

Apr

Lina Lavreniuk is the Hot Instagram Model of the Day

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Her name is Lina Lavreniuk…

I don’t know if she’s an actual instagram model or not. I didn’t bother googling her…

It takes too much effort for me to try to figure out the life of a hot young thing who is half naked in a photoshoot…when I can’t even figure out my own life…

It is one of those I am so unemployed, and I have just so much free time on my hands, that I can’t be bothered doing something as basic as Googling a bitch….because if you’ve ever been a lazy fuck with no job….sometimes it takes you 3 or 4 days to shower, wipe your ass, etc…

The less you do the more difficult it is to get anything done….

But I will say…Lina Lavreniuk sounds Russian enough to me to like her….her ass is big enough on her skinny frame…her waist small enough on her skinny frame to make her ass look even bigger….and I like it….and I guess that’s what it is about….staring at naked chicks cuz I like it…and like to remember a time when I got to see naked chicks in person who weren’t sex workers….which is not to say that this Lina Lavreniuk is not a sex worker, I’ve learned that all women are…but without googling her, I can write any story I want to these pics…

Major disappointment is the INSTAGRAM friendly, white scribble of the genitals….

If we can’t see a labia that is exposed…what’s the point of exposing the labia…

Like Jerry McGuire once Said…..SHOW ME THE PINK….SHOW ME THE PINK…..SHOW ME THE PINK…

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2019

16

Apr

Drunk Cop of the Day and Other Videos of the Day

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Sperm Extractor…in China….

Russian Crane Fall

Dudes Stealing from Gambling Machine

Dog Smashes Window While Going After Mail Man

Crazy Car Accident

Rope Swing of Champions

Weird Brawl in France. Must be Mad about the Church Fire…

Idiot Driver Doesn’t Understand Cross Walks…Idiot Woman Doesn’t Understand Talking and Walking

African Sex Day

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2019

16

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of te DAy

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I was thinking of putting a decal over my bed that says “No period zone” because I classy…

I am not a sick fuck who is into Period sex, even if it is slippier than regular sex…the mess is just disturbing – despite what all these period activists who play with their period, make art out of their period, think their period is beautiful and smear it on things….

But then I realized that “no period zone’ could be interpreted as some creepy, banned from 500 yards from school shit…or that I am into dudes….or trannies…when I am not…despite having a blog, which is pretty queer.

But more importantly…my wife won’t let me….she’s gone through menopause at least twice, thanks to her obesity hormones…so she thinks it’s my passive aggressive way of hoping she finally dies….

I am a broken man.

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Cory Booker is Getting DOOPED by Rosario Dawson. Never Trust Actors. They are Liars, Scammers and Have Their Own Agendas….BAD BAD PEOPLE
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Special Ed Teacher Married to Cop – Caught Fucking a Student
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Has Pop Culture Lost Its Mind?
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Racist Woman Destroying a Store
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Dumbest Coachella Pics of the Day
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Little Girl in a Crocodile Bath…WHAT
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BODY CAM POLICE SHOOT OUT
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The Madonna New Album Cover, Not Worth Jerking Off To
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Woman’s Wig Ripped Off During a Traffic Brawl
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Slutty Madison Beer
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Pornstar NeNe Leakes Doesn’t Care that Her Husband has Cancers – THAT BITCH
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Gymnastics Coach Caught Fuckign his 18 Year Old Student. Who Cares.
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Cops Disarm Man with a Machete
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2019

15

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

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NSFW SHAMING!…

That is a concept that I came to me in a drunken daze the other day, over thee weekend, whilst reflecting all that is wrong in the world, whilst reflecting on why I didn’t make dot com millions at a time real idiots made dot com millions…

NSFW Shaming is when ad agencies and mainstream media decide that you aren’t safe for work, and thus won’t give you money…all while Kim Kardashian takes black cock and gets all kinds of brand deals.

I realize I don’t have the impact of that troll family, but I would like to talk to the guy, or girl who decides what is porn, what is inappropriate, what is ad friendly, and why so many people get away with the grey areas…while people like me who don’t have a porn site so they can’t convert porn ads and don’t have a mainstream site so I can’t promote the next big movie coming out…living in a no man’s land…

NSFW Shaming, is like fat shaming, only the media doesn’t pick up stories about it and find a NSFW site to lock into a deal to prove how they don’t believe in NSFW shaming…and how they will prove it by giving me money…

Maybe there’s a better name for it…but ultimately…how does Kim K do porn and her family become billionaires…I have seen dick in her…and bands still used her for marketing purposes…while other porn people can’t get shit…

The world is fucking nuts…and I am a victim..

Here are some stepLINKs…

Husband Gets Caught Filming Young Ass in a Bikini on the Beach
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Eva Longoria Nipples!
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Meagan Good – Areola
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Tiny Goat Stomps a Woman’s Face
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Mailman VS Dog….
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Texas House Explosion…
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Ariana Grande Does an NSync Reunion at Coachella
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Costco Brawl Set to a Nice Piano
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Girl Shakes Before she Drinks – Weirdness…
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FedEx Makes a Shot..
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Madison Beer Sucks a Popsicle at Coachella
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Scar Jo and her Plastic Face
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Kendall Jenner – Hard Nips
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Braves Manager Takes Baseball to the Neck
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Teen Mom Janelle Gets her Tubes Tied
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Notre Dame Cathedral is On Fire…
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Friendly Kangaroo
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Tesla Autopilot Wreck…
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Dina Lohan – Dumped by the BF she Never Met
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Lame Fucks at Coachella
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Biggest Hockey Fan Ever – Takes Shirt off for a Victory Dance
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Her name is Raquel
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Weightlifter Arm Snap
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Biggest Scandals on the History Channel
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Johnny Depp Soon to be Blacklisted – Thanks Amber Heard – He Shoulda Been Smarter Abotu Where He Put his Dick
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Lori Loughlin Pleads Not Guilty
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Lori Loughlin Kicked Off her Hallmark Show
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Gymnast His Chin on High Bar – WTF
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Redbull Truck Going 100 MPH
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From the Forum

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Jennifer Lawrence is an AMy Schumer Looking Monster
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Emma Stone is Ugly and Scary and Showing Leg
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Skinny Tara Reid Monster
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Jennifer Lopez in Fitness Gear
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Sara Hyland in Fitness Gear
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All the Sluts at Coachella
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Behati is Old and has a Wedgie
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Ashley James Big Cleavage
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Kim Garner Big Cleavage
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Daisy Ridley in a Black Dress
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Milla Jovovich in Elle Magazin
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Nina Agdal in Vegas Being SLuty
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Katy Perry as a Gunt
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Eiza Gonzalz in a Tight Dress
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Dita Von Teese is Still Around
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Hot German Reality Star in a Bikini
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Tits in Slow Motion
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WOW ANUS of the Day
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Girls and Alcohol
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Davina is Stripping on the Couch
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Girl Pees Herself – Fetish Video
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Sex Movs You Didn’t Know Existed
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Girl Masturbates on the Ferris Wheel
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Big Oiled Booty
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That’s not a Sex Toy
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The Sound of Love
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Just a Sex Fail
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Strip at the Mental Hospital
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Self Shot Cuties…
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Weirdest Bday Photo
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6 WTF moments
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Still In Love After All These Years
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Hot Amateur
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Ass Spread of the Day
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Jayla Bolt on Tits
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Nia Nicce Hot Naked…
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Anastasia Harris – Naked
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Naked Asian ASs…
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Blowie in the Beach
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BUTTS of the Day
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Emma and Dildo
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2019

15

Apr

Coachella Tits Roundup of the Day

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I am sure there are a lot of MEMES out there making fun of Coachella, because anyone who wants to put themselves through Coachella, has a fucking mental problem. They are the masses, the people who could easily be swindled by the FYRE FESTIVAL people, who feel a need to be part of something, a need to be associated with something. Even if it sucks…they don’t even realize it sucks…because they are too fucking into getting that photo so people think they matter or are current.

The internet is full of idiots trying to be instagram models and celebs, or at least try to be part of that in their own watered down way…so they go where the “cool” people go…and Coachella is one of the stops on that Circuit….

So the festival and all the surrounding events have the people paid to be there by brands, cuz nothing says cooler than “I got paid to be here”…and the trickle down to people who worked all year to afford the trip….with no concern of the line-up or bands, but instead just filled with a desire to be part of something that has happened year after year…

So at least for these girls, they were paid to be there…they have an excuse and all the other idiots there…are just fucking losers….

Here is the titty round-up. Check out the tits you missed out on – but that you can see right now, right here..in photos….for free…cuz despite being the losers we are…we don’t need to leave the house to be part of what the people who think of themselves as the cool kids…which I think makes us the smart ones…

Plus, if you were there in person, the chances of seeing any of these whores would be zero….

So here we are winning the small wins while remaining fucking losers…..

Alexis Ren and her frozen face

Brooke Hogan is still around

Token Black Girl Cardi B

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Bunk Faced Bella Thorne

Dick Rider Chantel Jeffries looking for her next victim

MDMA’d Out Gigi Hadid

Halsey still pretending to be black

Jasmine Sanders showing off her tits

Naughty Madison Beer in her Bra

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Olivia Culpo Titty Pop

40 Year Old Paris Hilton

Paris Jackson Escaping Neverland

60 Year Old Rachel McCord

Romee Strijd…hot..

Elsa Hosk…Hottest

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Sara Sampaio

Sophie Mudd’s Tits

Stella Maxwell Pussy Hunter

Vanessa Morgan Riverdale Panties

Madison Pettis and her Big Tits…

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Posted in:Coachella|SFW

2019

15

Apr

Em RatCow Black Pug Bikini of the Day

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Em RatCow, like all the whores, is at Coachella, where she’s likely making more money than you do in a year to be there….

She stylized a nice video of her shaking her ass, now that she’s got an ass and it’s pretty hot..you can’t just be a set of tits to everyone…

Despite hating on her all these years, and thinking she’s overrated and a bullshit model, who only exists cuz she’s got a great set of tits, one of the best sets of tits, I do respect her hustle, or polarizing of being a set of tits. There are so many tits out there who wish they were as big a deal as Rat Cow, and couldn’t pull it off…

NOT TO MENTION…she’s out there starting her own clothing / bikini line, so that she can build a brand and not rely on other brands, which can potentially make her a shit ton of money…I wouldn’t got as far as to call her a genius other than choosing to get naked early on in life…but she’s smarter than a lot of these idiots who think instagram influencing is cool, life, the end goal so they don’t need to work…

BUT MOST IMPORTANTLY….do you see what she’s strangling….a BLACK PUG….

Do you realize that as someone who has a black pug, and has had a BLACK PUG for the last 11 years….I am committed to all things PUG and all things that also love pugs…..we are a special type of person…and if anything…RAT COW is now Family to us….because of inbreeding…the best way.

So this is my TRUCE…I will no longer be mean to her on the blog and I will celebrate her tits like I should …even if she looks like she is strangling her pug…the fact that she’s got a black pug of her own…makes her the most important tits on instagram…

So show her some respect and masturbate to her.

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