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2019

15

Apr

Bella Hadid Bikini of the Day

Bella Hadid is the monster Hadid. The Khloe Kardashian of the Hadid family, who has managed to have a crazy career based on being the sister of Gigi Hadid, who only had a career because she was on Instagram when Instagram first happened and people thought it meant these people were actually important, influential or mattered, when really it was all just digital marketing…you know what I mean…scamming the fucking system.

They were rich kids with budget and staff to make things happen…from LA where these rich families compete to be the most important making the most money…and will got to all costs to make it happen.

It’s all fucking nonsense, but the rest of the world doesn’t seem to catch onto the nonsense…they actually buy into the hype…so fucking stupid…

Well, Bella, who was naturally unattractive had to step it up and really buy her “beauty” or look, like all these girls are doing, with the muppet face injections and with that hot body, the butter face melted away….but apprently it’s back.

I guess the only good thing about these pics is that she’s not at Coachella like all the other whores.

WOW…someone went fucking mental with the face injections….

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2019

15

Apr

Candice Swanepoel Bikini of the Day

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Here is Candice Swanepoel showing off her Belly that looks pretty fit after spending the last 3 years pregnant, because she has a multi million dollar contract to commit to…and getting fit is one of those things where if you’re going to get paid a million dollars…you’re gonna fucking do it…not to mention when you’re a vain and vapid model for an Underwear brand from every mall in America, you have a level of expectation for yourself to not become fat…not until you’re really done, contract is expired and you can turn to eating….

I assure you if you offered obese people 1,000,000 dollars to get fit in 12 months, very last one of them would get off their fat asses, drop the ice cream, chips and butter they like to suck on cuz they heard it was KETO, and would drop the weight…maybe 1 or 2 would fail…and these are people that started out at 350 pounds…so for an underwear model to do it is far less intersting or impressive….

So when I look at old lady Candice Swanepoel and her wrecked Vagina she keeps under wraps, all I see is a mom of two with a mangled Belly Button..

You see cuz kids, the worst STD ruin people, even when they get fit as fuck after the kids, they are forever damaged.

It’s pretty obnoxious or bold of her to have gone this route and not waited until she was done with the bikini modelling, unfair and irresponsible to the fans I say…..but you all probably still like it….cuz you’re all fucking sick fucks.

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2019

15

Apr

Sophie Turner Doing Yoga With GOATS of the Day

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It amazes me how excited some of you people were about the Final Seasons of Game of Thrones that happened last night…

I try to stay as disconnected as possible, I hate looking at my phone, social media, any of that…but I unfortunately know people in real life and all they were doing was talking about this show…

I realize that I am probably more inclined to be friends with virgin losers who are into Dragon and Wizard shit…but I am not the kind of guy who likes Dragons or Wizrards.

I do not see myself as a better, too cool for Dragons and Wizard kind of guy, I realize I am a loser on all aspects of all that I do….I accept that truth…but I just can’t connect with Dragons and Wizards….maybe it is Autism but I am sure Autistics fucking love this show….that Sci/Fi fantasy shit…is the worst thing for me…

The only interesting thing about the show is the Tall bitch who is fucking or married to a Jonas Brother and even that isn’t exciting – but here she is in some pre-premiere Yoga with Goats for British Vogue…cuz why not do silly things with Celebs to craft a viral video..it is that easy.

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2019

15

Apr

Sydney Sweeney Bikini Top with the Big Tits of the Day

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Sydney Sweeney and her Big Tits….are getting a lot of hype and not just for her big tits which is what I think is her best feature…but I am a titty obsessed pervert who reduces everyone to their tits….

She’s getting a lot of hype because she was in some Netflix series called Everything Sucks. She was in some other show that everyone goes nuts for because the idea of enslaving women to breed children in a future where women are infertile is exciting called Handmaid’s Tale where she got killed off….and she was in another show called Sharp Objects where she played a girl who kills herself…which is nice and dramatic…good choices for an up and coming star being groomed and cultivated to be the next big thing, with some nice big tits…all at 21….there’s hope for a better tomorrow in this era of big Hollywood movies sucking dick…and celebs they’ve created being garbage like Jennifer Lawrence, Lady Gaga, Anna Kendrick and the other over the hill gang.

Out with the old, in with the new….cuz new pussy is always exciting…tastes so fresh on our perverted souls….not to mention this new pussy is BUSTY fuck yeah!!

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2019

15

Apr

Elsa Hosk Slutty of the Day

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Elsa Hosk is probably the hottest Victoria’s Secret model, which I am sure the biologist who created Josephine Skriver in a lab with his funded by Victoria’s Secret genetic modification and cloning technology will disagree with, but they are biased…

She’s the basketball player from Sweden who managed to figure out how to bikini a lingerie model for the Mall Brand in America that all the American girls want to work for because they fucking love malls and the brands that are in those malls. PLUS there’s been so much hype around Victoria’s Secret their entire life that it is a prestigious title to have as their model – even if it is a gutter mall brand. Weird how that works.

While this almost 30, basketball player, who looks amazing moved in and scooped up your American jobs – like the undocumented worker you are trying to build a wall to keep up, but those damn airplanes let them FLY In….fucking up everything…

Here she is hot at Coachella

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2019

15

Apr

Kitrysha Naked of the Day

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I don’t know about you, but I like when these girls who get naked on the internet don’t confuse us with having last names….

This is Kitrysha, who I guess probably feels like she’s got an interesting enough name to carry her into stardom from being naked on the internet..

Like she was a Beyonce, or a Cher, or a Prince…you know a performer…cuz none of these people like to think of themselves as a backpages sex worker…even backpages sex workers think they are more important that the gutter hooker they are…

Or maybe she’s just like every stripper or escort that I know who doesn’t want you to know her name, and has only developed a fake first name for her stripping career….because having a fake first name and a fake last name is too hard for them to process and it gets in the way of what they are good at….GETTING NAKED.

The best thing about this is the reminder that as long as humans exist, young chicks will get naked for us to look at, for free, or for and affordable price and I think that’s glorious.

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2019

15

Apr

Eva Longoria’s Nipple of the Day

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I am old enough to remember when Eva Longoria was marketed as a hot chick…clearly by the looks of her…that was a long time ago.

I was never a fan of her, I am not a racist and I don’t see her as a Dreamer who is out there milking your American resources, even though her parents probably were undocumented border tunnel burrowers….

But she has a HUGE international following, people fucking think she’s great…

So your Mexican American girl…who doesn’t think she’s Mexican…unless it involves using it to get cast in movies or TV show….because it is convenient..and like all bratty first generations who are totally disconnected from their roots cuz their parents want to make them as American as possible…and fit in the white school they send them to….to the point where I can only assume she hires Mexicans to work on her property….just to boss them around and feel above them….

This is apparently pics of her nipples, I am not that much of a virgin loser to make-out the pic of her nipples but you probably can.

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2019

15

Apr

Eugenie Bouchard Nipple of the DAy

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In big news, that isn’t Coachella News, not that I report the news….Eugenie Bouchard, Montreal’s Very Own tennis star, who hasn’t won too much in the Tennis circuit, but still probably makes a couple of million dollars a year, making everyone back home riding her name, like her Twin Sister, the party slut influencer, pretty fucking happy that they’ve been able to ride her celebrity, is out pig wrestling in Miami with her Cowboy had, maybe a new hobby or sport, some Rodeo or Farm Fair shit, and the good news, the exciting news is that her tit popped out of her top…the basis of Mud Wrestling and why it was such a great thing before bars stopped putting those shows on…because of misogyny and feminism…

I guess what this goes to show us is that you don’t need to be the best at a sport, just the most half naked on the internet, to matter.

She’s not all that hot, but it’s a nipple…and pig wrestling is always fun to watch…..

Where’s the video?

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2019

15

Apr

Beate Muska Must Be Chad Muska’s Daughter of the Day

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I am not a gamer, but I did have a Playstation in 1998 that some girl who let me pee on her gave me as a gift…

With that Playstation I played Tony Hawk Pro Skater – where one of the characters was skater boy Chad Muska – the cool guy with the backpack that had a built in stereo system cuz he was so into music bro….I think he may have even gone onto do the DJ thing along with everyone else, I know he owned a shoe company called SUPRA, and C1RCA… and I guess got pretty rich off that…I don’t know why I remember anything about 1998…but I will say that it must have to do with early onslaught alzheimers .. because I’ve been having a lot of detailed memories of the 90s…while not being able to articulate a sentence or remember to wipe my ass…it’s a trade off I guess…vivid Glory Days of a drunken idiot…

That said, I am assuming Beate Muska is his daughter. Check out her panties. What a sloozy bitch.

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2019

15

Apr

Phoebe Price Does Coachella of the Day

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I assume this is a sign of how fucking old I am, but I think Phoebe Price is incredible…

I know that none of the cool kids, or young kids of Instagram have any idea who she is…despite her paving the way for them as a non celebrity, doing celebrity things, and being documented for it.

She is like the Den Mother of instagram influencers, who decided that she was important enough to be captured by the paparazzi, she crafted a strategy and made it happen.

She has been in tons of tabloids, has really trolled the system, made fun of the system, mocked the system…and I appreciate it.

I don’t know if she knows she’s trolling, she probably is just out there having fun, no one wants to admit they are some kind of joke…and really she gets off on anyone writing about her, so lets write about her.

She’s the granny of these people on the gram, and she even went out to Coachella, to remind you how stupid fucking Coachella is…

The world…a weird place.

Phoebe Price…a fucking Goddess…