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2019

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I always get amazed when people pay to be part of an escape room thing. It’s a huge trend in every city, where they pop up on every corner like an Asian Massage Rub and Tug, and people sit around figuring out a puzzle to get out…crazy concept…at least for me…who spends every day of his life in an escape room…..imprisoned like I was Britney Spears and the world doesn’t care to free me…not capable of figuring out the code to escape…because I’m the one who got me here…yes…my escape room…is being married to an obese french Canadian for 20 or more fucking years….I thought she’d die by now…that was my strategy…yet with chronic illness…this shit just drags the fun on…no escape…too lazy and broke for divorce or to just leave….I guess…because that would be too easy…

THAT SAID, has anyone spent a night at a laundromat near the college campus to see the kind of pussy that comes in to wash their clothes…and has anyone ever taken it up a notch and hid in a dryer in hopes one of the hot college pussy felt the need to masturbate while waiting for her laundry like a cam girl trying to push the limits to get more tips…since college girls are fucking perverts and we live in the era of public exhibitionism you know wouldn’t happen if you were there staring?

Maybe I’m the only one who thinks like this…

Maybe…here are some stepLINKS in the Morning…

CURE YOURSELF OF ALL YOUR AILMENTS….
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Oprah Hangs Out with some Weird Christians
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Luke Perry has a School Named After him….
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Beto O Rourke says we have 10 Years Left…
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Emilia Clarke n a Dumb Video
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Unusual Kung Fu Skills
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Biden Fan Falling Asleep
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Brady Brunch Star VS Anti Vaxxers….
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Hypnotizing a Rooster
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SNEAKY BIKE THEIF
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Anne Heche is Back on the Dick
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Artist Turns Sand into Rock
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Girls Are Sluts…Here’s Some Proof…
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2019

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

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I was going to buy a website called my panties are red but started out white dot com…to celebrate the periods of the world…you know like a feminist who smears period on my face because women, maternal, fertility….LIFE..or some shit…

I know it typically means no sex, or messy sex…and if you’ve got a nice girl…it means blowjob week…but if you have a girl comfortable in your relationship and/or disgusted by you…it means no fucking anything for you fucking loser….either way…I think it would have been a lucrative venture, we could have meet-ups, maybe even an ANUAL cruise to celebrate our community….we could even do monthly dances or brunches in different city….ONCE A MONTH…like the period that inspired this stupidity..

Here are some stepLINKS….

I said…

Here are some stepLINKS

I can’t hear you…

Here are some stepLINKS

Charlize Theron Told a TV host to Keep it to His Damn Self
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Hot Power Lifting Babe Shows Off her Deep Squats Hot Ass
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Claudia Romani – THONG bikini
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This is the Miracle Elixir – That Will Solve all your Problems…
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Dead Celebrity of the DAy
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Kai the Hitchiker is Going to Jail for Murder
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Chantel Jeffries – Braless Pokies
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Emma Roberts – Hot in a Red Dress
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WOODSTOCK 50 ISN’T HAPPENING
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Crane Takes Out Overhead Structure
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Man Thrown From Boat – Full Spead
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Small Town Boxing is Going Mainstream
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Illegals Abandon Toddler in a Cornfield
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Stagecoach Festival Girls
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Man Trying to Get on Bus with ATM
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Alligator Tries to Eat Security Cam
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Weird Dutch Police Siren
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GIRLS WITH THEIR TONGUES OUT – GALLERY
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Marcia Brady is Pissed at Anti-Vaxxers
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Propane Tank Explosion
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Selfie Thief…
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SO MANY BUTTS
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Woman Describes a Time the 2nd Ammendment Saved her
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Man Crosses Flooded Bridge….
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Rachel McCord Nipple
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Protester Attacks Police – Pretends to be the Victim
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Gabriela Giovanardi – Hot and Naked
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Jackie Cruz – White Bikini
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Coyote of the Day
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GET THIS MULTI TOOL THAT SCREWS and SMOKES and Helps You Drink…
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Hangover Patches that Work….
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Our Favorite Thing to Dab With…
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Every Month is Christmas with this Weed Subscription Box That Meets All your SMoker Needs
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Melissa Ordway – Some Blonde Slut Getting Coffee
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Jamie Chung – Bikini
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Dove Cameron at Some Disney Perve Shit
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Amber Gutierrez in a Thong
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Nicole Rihcie in a Bathing Suit at Jazz Fest in Nola
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Brooke Burke Promoting Bullshit in a Bathing Suit
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Martha Hunt – Skinny Legs
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Ambrosio in a Tight Dress
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Lily Collins in a Weird Dress
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Anne Hathaway is Dog Shit
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Salma Blair Putting Her Retardation On
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Dua Lipa – Out Partying…
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Margot Robbie – Is very Overrateed
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HUGE Ttits on the Treadmill
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Amazing Booty Girl in a Thong Bathing Suit Showing her Amazing Booty
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Anatasia Got them Good Big Tits
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Some Tessa Thompson Chick – Totally Nude
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Naughty Amateur Likes her Butt Play of the Day
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Reddit Amateur – ASHESTITS
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Hot Amateur Named Yerin…
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SELF PLEASURER OF THE DAY
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FUCKING ON THE FERRIS WHEEL
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No Hands / All Throat…
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Crystal Klien – Spread Legs
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Best Pic You’ll See All Yearr
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CHUBBY GIRL HAS THE BIGGEST FUCKIGN TITS
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Cassidy Banks and her Big Tits Meet a Burglar
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Cam Girl Spreads Legs
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Angel Constance – Hot and Nude
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Sophie Venus – Shows Her Venus-gina
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Greek Next Top Models are Slut
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Live Cam Girls TO Jack Off To –
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2019

Apr

Britney Spears Fat Ass in Sweat Pants of the Day

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I was going to say here’s Britney Spears with a fat ass in Sweatpants, because she’s got her period, but then I remembered she’s old enough to be menopausal..

Also, her fat ass in sweatpants is just a testament of how quickly she let herself go in her mental breakdown…are they sure they sent her for treatment, and not an all you can eat buffet…RIGHT..

I am digging the thickness, strong legged girl….because she’s Britney, a legend and hot…

I am not digging the fact that she’s a fucking prisoner in her own family….who mooch the fuck off of her stardom like the white trash that found a cash cow that happens to be their daughter….you know it’s not the first time white trash sell off their daughters for money…it’s a white trash formula…it’s just the first time it’s been done publicly and for pop music not sex.

I feel for Britney…I’d like to FEEL Britney.

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2019

Apr

Katy Perry Tits Out of the Day

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Katy Perry has some face injections going on, trying to deal with the fact that she’s still 40, but her whole act is based on being some bubblegum bullshit, well as it terms out, she’s still disgusting…even with her tits out and the basic cosmetic procedures she’s got as an instagram girl…big tits in a push up bra aren’t enough for me to ever say Katy Perry is worth jerrking off to…

BUT then again, you’re less particular, you see tits and you have to jack off…it’s just the level of pathetic dude that you are…so here she is for you, not for me, cuz I hate this bitch…I’m generous…

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2019

Apr

Natalia Roth Nipples of the Day

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Natalia Roth who must be Eli Roth’s daughter…is out there producing her own content, but instead of it being hit HORROR MOVIES, it’s weirdo pink toned photoshoots with her tits squeezed out of the top of the leotard like some kind of ballerina that is boring, but not as boring as her instagram feed I just checkd out and discovered that she is laying down vocal tracks on songs, meaning she is yet another shitty popstar in training because we haven’t got enough going on in that space with DUA LIPA, HALSEY, and BEBE REXHA…MADISON BEER and whoever the fuck else is out there doing really shitty internet music that fucking sucks…

Fun tits though, and at least she’s not as fat as all the other ones….

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2019

Apr

Noah Cyrus Bikini of the Day

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Noah Cyrus still has a scary face but is in her bikini with her fat white ass….an ass that no one asked to see, we’re looking for MILEY, hey this isn’t Miley, this one is worse than mMiley cuz she doesn’t remember the pre-Hannah Montana days when their dad was just some rich cowboy laughed at for decades for his one hit….before he became cool, and her sister became cool, and she became a typical sister who doesn’t quite no her place cuz she’s always in the shadow, but she knows dudes like looking at butt shots, so post the butt shot, those LIKES fill the void that is never being MILEY….

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2019

Apr

Nina Agdal Hard Nippled Bikini of the Day

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God Ol’ Nina Dog Faced Agdal, which is actually insulting to dogs, we may change her name to “Nina One Less Chromosome Agdal” which is better fitting, at least in terms of her retard looking face, doing some March of Dimes, affirmative action work program in the BIKINI Model world, because we live in a world of INCLUSIVITY..where both full retard and half retard cuz we are all semi-retarded get to go to the same school, parties, jobs…..I remember when I worked with a retard named Kevin at the horrrible stockboy job I had when I was in my 30s. I worked in a pharmacy and all these hot young girls would come in for DOUCHES or ENEMAS or LAXATIVES and openly ask me where they were because they had no respect for me, and didn’t care that I knew they had stinky cunt and were prepping for anal…It was a sad time…but Kevin…I used to troll him and his 3 dollar an hour below minimum wage by telling him the Cashier had a nipple ring….to which he’d go nuts…cuz if you know retards you know they love to jerk off at all times….maybe it was cruel, it probably was but I had no soul then and no soul now and it’s not like he used his super retard strength to choke her out and have his way with her…he was more the gentle giant type….

POINT BEING…

Nina Agdal’s back to being fit at 30 since Leo didn’t knock her up and is forced to stick with Christie Brinkley’s spoiled son who understands the model life and is heir to billions of dollars..which works of her…but he should have better taste…

Here with her hard nipples in a bikini

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2019

Apr

Ellen Page and Emma Portner Topless Lesbians of the Day

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Ellen Page is on some comeback tour since JUNO….where she’s on a Netflix show…

These pictures are of her fully exploiting her decision or choice to lesbian..TIT ON TIT…because it is a choice…it is not scientifically possible that a woman doesn’t want to breed…their bodies tell them every month that they want to breed…it is society or other choices that make them not want to breed…The same thing applies to lesbian….cuz Lesbians often times make babies with random craigslist sperm donors and still theoretically crave the cum in them…they just prefer syringes or turrkey basters to fleshy dick…cuz maybe they experrienced trauma with an actual dick…..I don’t know, I’m not a psychiatrist..I just know that everrything in life is a choice not a genetic decision and if you were to decide today that you want to suck a dick for the kick of it…you would….homo…

ANYWAY…she’s decided that women are hotter than men, fact, and that eating pussy or having your pussy eaten by a woman is more delicate until the fists come out…and this is her making some sort of statement I don’t really understand or care to look into.

She’s a Canadian, so anytime she does any of her political bullshit…from protesting gas lines or whatever it is her entitled celebrity is inot at the moment….it bores me…I don’t need some annoying actor preaching their agenda or their politics…like stick to the fucking script….keep your down time to your damn self…

Tit on tit though, there may be an Emma Page pervert out there into this….if it’s you…you’re weird…but this is for you.

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2019

Apr

Halle Berry Erotica of the Day

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Halle Berry is still out here trying to make it as an INSTATHOT, showing off her whitewashed black girl tits and she’s pretty amazing…

I guess what this teaches us, since this is an educational site, is that all women like to be whores on the internet – if given an audience they can directly be whores to…they will jump on the opportunity….and ignore all the negative comments and focus on the good ones…because when you’re a narrcissisit you just think “haters gonna hate”….or “they are just jealous”..or “they are pathetic losers with a blog because they can’t actually do anything of substance or meaning”….which is true….but so is that Halle Berry only got work in Hollywood cuz she was raised white by the white mom…had no dad and the only blackness she had was the color of her nicely tanned skin….so anytime you see her acting black, she gets a pass, but isn’t actually black so I think it’s racist.

Halle Berry – the AL Josten of her generation.

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2019

Apr

Amber Heard Underwear of the Day

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You all know what I think about opportunist Amber Heard and her soulless approach to moving ahead in life…I think she’s fucking dog shit, the worst kind of human, the kind of woman who sells you out and throws you under the bus the SECOND she has the opportunity to…when she sees her window…she’s the first out there calling abuse, or rape, or incest, or skull fucking, or whatever the hot topic that can allow her to be the victim is….

She seduced Johnny Depp for her personal advancement….she got him to marry her…and rode that for a while…and when it suited her she set up cameras to leak to the internet to show how mean and evil he is….after she egged him on.

I just find the whole thing terrible…so seeing her out there with her pants off, now a household name thanks to her weird fucking tactics, is annoying…because she’s the worst and all I know is that everything she does is garbage….pants off or on…pants off is more her true calling cuz that’s how she gets rich men to notice her….