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2019

Mar

Jason Biggs’ Wife is Naked of the Day

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Jenny Mollen was barely an actor before she met and married Jason Biggs, the Jewish looking non-Jew from American Pie….who fucked the pie.

She also wrote bad comedy for Playboy and rocked twitter pretty fucking aggressively, at least 10 years ago….when she probably met Jason Biggs off of TWITTER or some shit…and locked him the fuck down…

Now she’s that Hollywood wife, who gets to stay at home and play on social media…being quirky and funny like a Christie Teigen….interacting with her a-list friends who elevate her presence….starfucking her man is the key to never having to work…and riding that access will elevate their profile…and eventually they’ll be hosting the VIEW…

From bootleg bottom feeder who didn’t matter, to mom of two with a banged out vagina and stability from her rich and famous husband….becoming a social media influencer…now out there now naked for a shoot with Harpers Bazaar because maybe she’s written a book, maybe a movie, maybe she’s finally used her access to win at life more than just being some rich dude’s fun and quirky tweeting wife…living off his money…

She’s always been an exhibitionist from what I remember…and now she’s full naked…as she should cuz being a mom of two or more who is still skinny just shows us all how important that is to keep her man paying for her shit and giving her access to do her own shit….cuz no one likes a fat mom who has given up on life…

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2019

Mar

Sarah Hyland Midget in the Thigh Highs of the Day

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Sarah Hyland, who found social media, and realized being a slut on social media was a good strategy to feel hot…like so many average or below average girls before her…who aren’t even celebrities like her…have figured out…it’s like we live in a generation where the ugliest women, who would never have confidence and would never fuck, are acting like they are a Victoria’s Secret model..sucking dick everyday..cuz we are all perverts…

The point is…that Sarah Hyland thigh high sock erotica….are actually normal sized socks, Sarah Hyland and her genetic deformity is just a midget so they go up past her knee…

She’s creepy.

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2019

Mar

Olivia Munn Wants You To See her Fake Tits of the Day

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Olivia Munn is some garbage, entitled, bullshit personality from the bottom of the barrel that she crawled out of…Not only has she been consistently attention seeking but she’s also been a bottom feeder…and the worst…

A Tv host, with fake tits, who played the hot chick, doing nerd content…totally exploiting the nerds…forcing the loyal nerds who forget that she’s a fucking mooch bitch who ripped off their nerd culture because she knows they are easy targets. Ever since she was in high school and would show nerds her panties for them to do her math homework…she’s had this strategy in mind and I guess it worked.

Cultural Appropriator….who has her tits out, bolt on tits for sure, knowing her undersexed audience will freak out for it…

Point being, we’re all a bunch of perverts, I mean Olivia Munn for posting up her tits for attention, me for looking at it, you for jerking off to it, or wanting to grab it despite her not giving you her consent, despite her giving you consent to look at it, as she self promotes her garbage self…

We’ve got the pics on the forum…to see her on the forum CLICK HERE

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2019

Mar

Olivia Culpo in Activewear Of the Day

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Olivia Culpo like every mom under 55 at the grocery store…is busting out the fitness activewear like she just went to the gym, or left the gym, to look like she’s fit and active, when she probably just starves herself out…

Maybe all the 55 and under moms at the grocery store are dressed like this because people like Olivia Culpo are REAL influencers and have REAL influence on people via their social media channels.

I would argue that no one knows who Olivia Culpo, despite all her followers…that may or may not be real…but that I will assume are not real…because nothing is real…but the brands are ok with that as they pay her stupid money to post their shit and attend their events…you know things she would do for free but now gets paid for cuz marketing is mental and social media is dumb..,but works for some people…and the reality is all the moms in activewear are so basic, mainstream and obvious…that they do probably all follow Culpo because they are on that instagram thing all the young people are doing and….it’s where they shop….not bad for a sugar baby, instagram slut, who fucks celebs and athletes…to get followers…to make money…SCAM the system in reverse anarchy…where you become the most candy coated mainstream version of the system. Lame.

Point being…Culpo is garbage…but keep up the activewear…it allows me to see pussy definition in public always…not that I go out in public…but ya know….

Here she is in some see through shit – NIPPLE??

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2019

Mar

Dua Lipa Bikini Ass Shot of the Day

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Dua Lipa, an Armenian or Albanian or Algerian singer from the UK who has gone viral on youtube, so viral that she’s got a record deal and they’ve decided “if people like her, they must be willing to pay to hear her, so let’s make a legit celeb out of her, she’s already done the heavy lifting herself, singing cover songs, gaining fans, that we can just ride on that”…in a “Thank god she understands internet marketing, otherwise she’d be working at her dad’s restaurant”…but now she’s living that good famous and rich life…THANK YOU YOUTUBE….

Decided to post up a pic of her ass…that you can assume 40-75 of that pic were taken before the one was chosen, re-touched, and posted….

And you can all guess the motivation, the real reason why she decided to post it…you can leave your opinions, guesses or answer to that question WHY in the comments…but I know you don’t exist and I’m here alone so I’ll just tell you…

SHE POSTED IT…BECAUSE SHE THOUGHT HER BUTT WAS CUTE….and BECAUSE SHE KNOWS PEOPLE LIKE SLUTTY CONTENT….SO GIVE THE SLUTTY CONTENT.

This is straight up, look at my ass, I’m a thirsty fucking THOT…but I’m mainstream pop now, I have awards and shit…so jerk off to this ass…it’s more important than all the other thirsty THOT ass..cuz they aren’t on the Radio.

I’m onto her…

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2019

Mar

Katie Stevens Fat Upper Pussy of the Day

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Fat upper pussy, traditionally known as a gunt, or a MUFF gut, is a place where older women, usually after childbirth and during Menopause get a fat deposit similar to a beer belly, on their pubic bone, right about the pussy lips…

Thanks to lack of diet and exercise..and a natural, innate urge to eat our way through everything that tastes good….coupled with people pretending being fat is empowering so they can get fatter and still work, or be seen as not fat…it’s a get everyone on board and it will make new social norms in fatness…even though I am still fat…younger girls are getting muff guts, gunts or fat upper pussy at younger and younger ages….and they don’t even realize it, but instead post pics of it…..on social media…making for weird bikini clickbait…

This one is named Katie Stevens…known for finishing in eighth place on the ninth season of American Idol … a real winner….who has gone onto act in some bullsit…because American Idol is staged shit and agents at the agencies launch their new talent that way…perpetuating the lie that is hollywood…but giving us all some Fat Upper Pussy Bikini Pics…

She’s Portuguese which explains her body type…

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2019

Mar

Kitrysha Got Nude of the Day

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I like when girls get naked in photos, because it means I don’t have to leave the house to see naked girls. The fact is that even in person, seeing naked girls doesn’t mean I am getting laid, I am not that rich, so seeing them naked works for me….I don’t need anymore….plus in pictures they are photoshopped and edited so that I can maintain my unrealistic expetactions for women…so that I can continue to be disappointed every time I leave the house and I see what a bitch actual looks like…it’s better for all of us to keep our existence and interaction on the internet…

That said, I don’t find getting nude on the internet a brave thing, it’s clickbait and all bitches are attention seekers who like being clickbait. I don’t find it empowering…but I will say that I do, or that this is just that, to inspire more girls too insecure to get naked for all to see, to just get naked for all to see…cuz I want to see them naked.

This is Kitrysha.

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2019

Mar

Dirty Pottery and Other Videos of the Day

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Father Beats Neighbor Over Loud Music

Gun Store Owners Take Matters into their Own Hands

Smart Theif in Ethiopia

Plane Flies into Ferris Wheel

Flying Light Pole

Interview of the Day

Train Fail

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2019

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I am mourning Black History Month ending…seeing all you white racists going back to your day to day…like it never happened…only to wait another 11 months for it to happen again…what the hell are we to do….

I realize it ended 13 or 14 days ago…but mental health works in mysterious ways…I was lethargic, depressed…I couldn’t get off my couch…I just kept eating chips and drinking beer….I probably gained 15 lbs, which at this size doesn’t really get noticed…I was anxious…I couldn’t place it..

Then I realized…it is all because Black History Month ended….they were such good times, great times, some of our best times…so many memories, happiness…laughter and joy….then it was all over…ripped from us without much warning as March 1st rolled around….only to be a memory what was…

It’s like losing a friend…a partner…a confident…a lover and a family member…just like that gone….like the time I built a Snowman as a kid and watched it whither away as spring rolled through…there was no Frosty Situation…why had I been lied to, why was I allowed to open up to him and be so close….only the black history month version….

Here are some stepLINKS in the Morning….

Woman with her Cleavage Out Says – Demons Made her Steal Car
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Idiot Slips Down the Stairs
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Conor McGregor Beat a Man
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How Hollywood Makes Gunfights Look Real
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Cheese Challenge Fail
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Ants are Terrifying
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Subduing Road Rager
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The Britney Spears Musical is happening
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The Church VS Some Faggot
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Elephants are Amazing
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Slut and Her Soccer Ball
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Miss Worst Booty
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2019

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

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I am so bad at Twitter, that when I wrote a great jet about Kim Kardashian needing the family jet to be a 737-MAX…..I got nothing….but silence…I don’t think it is possible to be less relevant…

It’s a weird era of celebrities being non celebrity – and everyone being famous…. that I can’t break the clutter with my Kardashian hate…in an era where that seems so dated and played out…but that they aren’t dated or played out…even though they are dated and played out. It’s confusing…

Then I am competing with all the porn, and clickbait called “The Joy of Sending Nudes to Your Friends”…where a girl wrote about how she stopped sending nudes to men and started exchanging them with friends instead. She went onto say some feminist shit, that wasn’t “I like showing my friends my cunt lips cuz I’m an exhibitionist slut and I still send nudes to dudes lol, but I just BCC the girls in”…..only it read like “Like most decisions that prioritize supportive female friendships over fleeting sex arrangements”….shoot me fucking now….empowerment is the dumbest shit ever…

But the good news is that dudes show each other all the nudes of the girls who send them nudes…so that not only does the dude see your nude and your friends see your nudes…but so do all his friends….which is why you just post that shit on social media, your patreon porn site…whatever…you’re all sluts…

Let’s all get our parents to bribe our way into college…

Here are some stepLINKS…

William H Macy Threw Wife Under the Bus to Avoid Being Arrested…
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Smart – Sluts Only – Film Screenings
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Kiss Impersonator….on Fire…
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Paula Labaredas Slutty Soccer Ball..
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Shelby – Bikini Nips
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Katherine Schwarznegger – Looks Like Shit..
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Look a Real Zombie
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Dumb Biker of the Day
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Delilah Hamlin – Hard Nips
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53 Year Old Liz Hurley – Gallery…
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Sahara Ray Monster Bikini TITs
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Alien Fish
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Dog at Bowling Alley
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Calvin Harris’ House he Fucked Taylor Swift and Everyone Else In
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Derrick Jones Jr – Can Fly….
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Bus Explodes….
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Good Samaritans Subdue Road Rage….
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Greek Nips
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Aggressive Bear Release
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Spooky Painting
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The Catholic Church VS Pete Wentz Davidson
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Excited Diver Has Close Encounter with Sharks..
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Bubbles is Broke – MJ – The Rapist
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From the Forum

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Sylvie Meis – Slut
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Eva Green – Slut
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Olivia Wilde – Slut
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Kim K – Big Gross Tits
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Demi Lovato is a Fat Fuck Dot Com
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Kelli Berglund at an Event – I’ve seen her Tits
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Julianne Hough – Slutty Mormon
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Anna Kendrick – Tight Shirt – Disgusting Bitch
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Karlie Kloss – Skinny and Tall and Boring
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Throwback Gaga Nips
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Maren Morris is Some Kind of Trash
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Steph Pratt – Bikini
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Some Mom Duff
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Tara Lipinski Muscle Memory Slut
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Olivia Wilde – Nip
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From stepSMUT!!

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Girl who Hides her Boobs Too Well
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Japan Gym Class is Weird…
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Reddit Slut – Explicit Cherries
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Bavarian Anus….
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Amazing Slow Motion Booty Shake
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Anal Cannon
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Random Tumblr By Me!
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Hot Amateur Tits….
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Holly Peers – Saggers
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Brittany Big Tits…
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Booty Getting Out of Pool in Slow Motion
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Titty VS Thumbtacks…
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Janet Jade Huge Tits…..
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Panty Dropper…
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Lollipop in Ass…
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Strong Throat…
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Slutty Tanning….
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Amateur Bird of the Day
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Girl and her Dildo
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YOU GOTTA FUCK THIS….
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