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2019

08

Mar

stepLINKS of the DAy

Woman’s Day, celebrated by feminists everywhere, who for some reason don’t believe in gender, unless it’s all men turning into girls as the gender, you know to rid the world of actual men….seems like a bit of a conflict of interest…I went over this earlier..

But it’s been funny to see most attention seeking whores from the internet use it as a content angle to celebrate women…by posting a half nude selfie…you know the woman form is what defines women…but don’t objectify women…even patriarchy…even though women want to be objectified and jerked off to…otherwise they wouldn’t be jacking up their faces or half naked on the internet…

The whole world is schizophrenic or bi polar…one big identity crisis where the same person can contradict themselves on multiple levels…

Like a dude addicted to porn, only into hardcore bondage sex, who identifies as a woman, so it’s lesbian sex, and believes in the power of woman as he fights the patriarchy….in a what the fuck is this creature….and the answer is some bullshit meme who doesn’t know himself or herself or itself…but knows what is trending on the internet and what is trending…and can’t really accept the fact he’s a dude designed to rape who grew up watching rape porn…because it’s wrong.

We have the most liberal generation of porn watchers…who watch porn instead of MTV like your generation….but the biggest queer weirdo pussies…it doesn’t make sense to my simple mind…

You can’t be everything to everyone cuz it’s cool…people need to find themselves again…

Like Brie Larson…the girl trying to be a popstar sucking dick in entertainment forever…to be the garbage she is today

Here is Brie Larson’s Pop Band from the 2000s….

Driven.

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Dutch Couple Record a Crazy Chinese Bottle Fight…..
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Madison Beer – Bday Tits
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19 Year Old Son of Cindy Crawford Got a DUI – Rich Kids
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Terrible Mother Falls Over in Sexy Nightgown…Pussy Flash
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Toni Garrn See Through
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Salma Hayek – Photoshoot
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Gangsters VS Trained Fighter
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Tex the Bull Pops His Favorite Red Ball and is Sad
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Cher’s Director is Coming After er
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Lana Del Rey – Selling Poetry
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Follow the Beaver
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Quits NFL For Weed….is a Silly Strategy in Social Media Influencer Culture
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Bitch Pukes and Almost Dies
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300 HP Car
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Average Guy Stops Hockey Shot
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The Simpsons VS Michael Jackson
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This is Weird.
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Alexa Chung – See Through
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Whoopi Almost Died
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Cruise Ship Leans Hard….People Die…
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Creepy Pianist
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Ivete Sangala Braeless – Rockin Tits
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Eugenie Bouchard – Green Bikini
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Pete Davidson Tattoo of the Day
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Elle Fanning – Hot in Billboard
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Irina Shayk Hot Bikini Ass
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Lili Reinhart – Cleavage
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Morena Baccarin – No Pants
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Vick Hope in a Slutty Dress
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Cheryl Cole – Still Hot
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Ashley James – Tight Dress
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Some Emily Attack Bitch
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From stepSMUT!!

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Killer Body!
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Pussy Flash of the Day
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Pussy at Burning
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Maible’s HUge Tits.
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7 WTF Moments
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Selfie Sluts
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Awesome Tits on a Practice Ride
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Best Workout Ever
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Casey Nohrman – Tits
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Some Bitch Named Elisabeth has her Tits Out
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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Insane Pussy Yoga Talent
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Slutty Flat Tummies
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This Nude Model Caprice is Great
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This Suzanna Nude Model is Great
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Nasty Trashy Tattoo Model Nude
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Hot Adele with her big Tits Showing her Butthole
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Bitchs Love Gigi – Who I guess is an Influencer with a Fake Ass- Sucking Dick
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Amateur Beach Hotties
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Naked Claudia on the Diving Board
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Porn Orgy at the Rio Carnival
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Embarassing Moments in Cam Whoring
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Vanessa Lips
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Black Nude in NAture…
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Masturbator
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YOU GOTTA FUCK THIS….
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2019

08

Mar

Kate Upton Breast Feeding for Woman’s Day of the Day

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Along with her titty pics she posted:

“A world without sexism would be a world where hard work, merit and qualifications are put before gender. True partnerships would be present rather than the constrictions of traditional roles. Instead of being put in a box, everyone is on an even playing field and therefore benefits. This is the world in which I want my daughter to thrive.”

Which translates to:

Use your tits to get noticed…..

Or

Thank God my Grandpa invented Whirlpool and the modern washing machine, that shit keeps paying, and allowed my family to hire a PR team to showcase my tits.

Basically Kate Upton is just tits…mom tits….but still tits…and will always be tits.

And no better way to celebrate Woman’s Day…than tits.

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2019

08

Mar

Paige VanZant Bikini of the Day

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Paige VanZant is in a bikini shooting for Sports Illustrated, which I guess is no longer a magazine issue that comes out in February, but rather a way of life for the Sports Illustrated family, something they keep producing on a consistent basis because bikini pics get hits…people click through…especially when it’s girls like Page VanZant, a star fighter, in every bro’s favorite sport, even if they aren’t there for the chick fights and are more into dick on dick, they still pretend they are straight…so seeing the strong killer and her MONSTER tits, like how does she even fight with these tits, in a bikini…is exciting to them…even if there’s no Conor McGregor St Patrick’s Day dick print for them to really get a boner over….it’s still the hottest version of the athlete….and the hottest version of anyone is probably the best way to view them….so view this.

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2019

08

Mar

Miley Cyrus Pussy Print for Womens Day of the Day

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Miley Cyrus celebrating International Women’s Day…some pussy power, some pussy propaganda, some celebrate the pussy and call out the people who hate on her for using her tits and pussy to get her pop career and to separate herself from her Disney Training, even if Disney still owns her and their team is the one who came up with that strategy to market herself….low hanging fruit strategy of exposing herself for attention but better than the low hanging fruit exposing themselves women….because she had the power of Disney behind her…making her more relevant and less desperate even if it was desperate….cheap marketing…we got to see her naked…something a lot of people wanted to see.

It also inspired so many other girls to get naked on social media, think it’s feminism which to us is…”whatever you’re excuse for this” let’s fucking celebrate women rights with their vaginas….like we have been since we started jacking off.

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2019

08

Mar

Tits Out for Luke Perry of the Day

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Lili Reinhart got her tits out for Luke Perry…

Nothing like a modern version of spilling out a drink as a tribute to your boyfriend’s TV Dad in the form of busting your tits out…

Not that any of these people actually care about the death of anyone for any reason other than to attach themselves to a news story to get some attention and hype.

Not that Riverdale needs more hype, they are all hype, if you’ve ever seen the show..it’s so fucking weak, terribly written, nonsense and proof that when kids watch TV, they also sext, scroll instagram, Attention Deficit Disorder man….gets garbage made and celebrated…..

RIP Luke Perry, but Lili Reinhart’s tits got more life in them.

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2019

08

Mar

Kara Del Toro See Through of the Day

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I still don’t know who Kara Del Toro is so I assume she is Benicio Del Toro because this was the first thing that came up when I googled her and one time google is enough google for someone we’re only looking at cuz of the tits….

We don’t need to do any investigative journalism here, in fact we’d have no idea where to start with this investigative journalism, because I have never gone to Journalism school, and despite badly written blog entries, a format that changed journalism before podcasting and youtube and instagram killed us, doesn’t mean I know how to write.

I am confident that reading my posts will display that utter lack of talent or ability, something I am sure Kara Del Toro would notice if she didn’t have huge tits to put out there to get everyone to notice her, you know make up with your inadequacies by peacocking for cock…which is what this is all about…

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2019

08

Mar

Jessica Szohr Tits of the Day

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Jessica Szohr was on Gossip Girl, and recently played a lesbian on that Shameless show but thats about all she’s done aside from having a name that sounds like a herpes breakout …

SZOHRS ALL OVER MY GENITALS…..I hope they don’t get infected…and turn into penis cancer…I suck at life but I don’t want to die from the penis…or have the penis amputated before dying…I deserve better even if KARMA is a bitch.

Here are some other shots of her bush and nipples

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2019

08

Mar

Bella Thorne Bondage Erotica of the Day

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Bella Thorne in some Elizabeth Smart inspired kidnapping photoshoot for CR Fashion Book

She is clickbaiting, showing the world how edgy and wild she is, because she is channeling the pornos she watches with her queer boyfriend…cuz you know EVERYONE, except maybe me, watch porn all the fucking time…

It’s TRUMP content, whiners about social justice, PORN content and selfies…that is what makes up this internet world these days…

So this pervert knows exactly what people jack off to, what people find funny, she’s a Disney Trained puppet…and this is how you get views….tap into the mainstream…

Miley did it before her…give the people sex content, mainstream porn content and prosper.

Days of being wholesome or reserved is gone, because even spread vaginas barely get noticed….but the spread vaginas keep coming through cuz girls are basic and hope they will be the next or last vagina noticed.

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2019

08

Mar

Tinashe Topless of the Day

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Tinashe, more like who-the-fuck-is-SHE?

It must be irritating for anyone who reads this site (I know you don’t actually exist)…to see that every post is a “Who is this”…or “I don’t know who this is”…it lacks effort and insight, it lacks passion and care..it’s a fucking cop out…you know like figure out who the bitch is before you post her.

Give an SEO friendly description and link to her latest stories.

Make a real media property out of your site after all these years…

GO LEGIT…

Or just post her pics and be like “who the fuck is she”….shirt off tits out pantyhose ho.

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2019

08

Mar

Sophie Simmons Bra of the Day

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Looks like Sophie Simmons out here in a bra recreating the crime scene from THE STAIRCASE

Her mom Sharon Tate….and her Dad Gene Simmons…created a spoiled, entitled, heiress to a billion dollar empire…yet she still feels the need to produce photoshoots around herself, featuring herself, in various states of Undress, like an empowered body positive girl, on Women’s International Day…or ANY day for that matter…because when you have everything, getting attention for slutty content becomes what you do with your time off…which is all the time…I mean what the fuck else is she to do…..but be a girl…a typical girl…trying to get jacked off to whilst looking her best….it’s a good thing to do.