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2019

11

Mar

Izabel Goulart Got Them Tits Out of the Day

Izabel Goulart is a good little Catholic Girl from Brazil…celebrating Carnivale like a good Catholic girl she is…with her tits out because they are Brazilian and more open minded sexually…and they are all a bunch of pervert exhibitionists who grew up on the beach…and this one, with her zero body fat thanks to committing her life to diet and exercise only really exists because she’s done work as a half nude model for Victoria’s Secret…so being half naked is what she’s about from a cultural standpoint to a career standpoint…to a being a woman and all women like being jerked off to standpoint….

So if you’re gonna do Carnivale, do it right….especially when you’re a woman being a woman..who likes being free, wild and most importantly…jerked off to.

That concludes this analysis of Izabel Goulart’s tits celebrating and attention seeking.

Here she is on the beach

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Posted in:Izabel Goulart|SFW

2019

11

Mar

Jojo’s Big Tits of the Day

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I never watched or was even aware of Jojo when she was 16 or 17 and making moves with acting in shitty shows and having a shitty pop career. I do not even remember her from that era.

I just notice her now, as the has been, the once masturbation fodder to perverts who are into underage girls in move and on TV…

To this date, I don’t think I’ve seen any JOJO movies or TV Shows or heard any of her songs…

But I did watch the trailer to RV this weekend, with Robin Williams, starring her…because I am trash and like RVs…which led to me checking out her instagram to see if she’s posted tits, since her tits are what keep her top of our memory…so many years after existing…and as it turns out…her tits were on instagram waiting to be jerked off to…

Being the nice guy that I am, I decided to share them with you, to help JOJO remind you that she still exists…

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Posted in:JoJo|Jojo Levesque|SFW

2019

11

Mar

J.Lo Engagement Butt Shot of the DAy

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J.Lo have a great working relationship. They are all for media hype, probably good friends, maybe they fuck…but there are all kinds of stories out there that this is all about business, marketing, hype, talking points, strength in numbers.

Some say A.Rod fucks Jose Canseco…

Some say J.Lo only fucks money….like actually money…her only turn on…

But it is safe to say that they are out there using us, using social media to get to us, getting tons of media coverage that helps both make more money and their storyline, like the Kardashians before them are just fed out there to benefit their earnings….fuckers…and their manipulation…

In other weird news – she tagged ELLEN on her showing off hr engagement ring picture…because all these cunts are media manipulators…

Posted in:J.Lo|SFW

2019

11

Mar

Heidi Klum Gets DiddledLike an Alter Boy on Instagram of the Day

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Heidi Klum posted this very inappropriate picture of her fiance and her watching TV….with her legs wrapped around his leg and his hand up on her cunt…

I was thinking this Heidi Klum character is a weirdo German fetishist…and people know how German fetish porn works out…from fucking weirdo Nazi inspired leather sex dungeons, to shitting on each other, to getting Seal to impregnate you a dozen times with his penis that is the size of an average person’s leg….she just can’t get enough and now her fetish is exhibitionism, wanting to still be hot at 50…getting her cunt rubbed out for the people who follow her….

Unless her vagina is fully destroyed by Seal and the babies and he’s just patting her BARBIE like no genital mound…which could make sense but that I doubt is the fucking case..

PERVERTS all around us is what this is about.

Posted in:Heidi Klum|SFW

2019

11

Mar

Anna Ewers Rhymes with Sewers in a Magazine of the Day

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Here’s a stupid photoshoot with a model named Anna Ewers Rhymes with Sewers….

To remind you that fashion photoshoots are lazy, stupid, overproduced garbage that has 20 people on set to produce something as garbage as this.

When all the people really need to do to make something relevant is to get her naked…

Her naked, clothing you want to showcase laid out on the floor, the best way to market a photoshoot…

No one…cares about seeing a bitch posing like a jackass looking stupid…

NOT TO MENTION..

Anna Ewers Rhymes with Sewers has been naked before…let’s stick to that work she’s done and build off it…develop it…

Posted in:Anna Ewers|SFW

2019

11

Mar

Haley Joel Osment as Emily Osment Hot Tub Thot of the Day

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Lesbianism is a myth…

Especially when you were born a dude and turned into a girl like Caitlin Jenner only in your youth….due to the pressure of staying cute and hireable in the entertainment scene.

It doesn’t weird things to kids like Haley Joel when they get thrown in so young, and hyped up so much while young, He was Forrest and Jenny’s AIDS baby…he was in some seriously huge movies…then he hit puberty and Emily Osment was born…

So here she is comparing her tits to a set of girl tits to see how good of a job they did with their movie magic cuz you can cut the dick off the child star, but that don’t mean he don’t want to rub mound with other chicks still….

Hot Tub Party…it is Spring Break.

Posted in:Emily Osment

2019

11

Mar

Sophie Mudd and the Schroders in Bikinis Being YUNG SLUTS of the Day

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Average girl with above average / massive tits gets 1.2 million followers on the internet because she’s named MUDD for a reason…you see bitch is dirty….

Befriends a couple of Ricky Schroder, spoiled Hollywood children, even though their dad hasn’t worked forever…he’s still an actor and he was still on a hit show…so they are still entitled children of actors….

Children of actors doing a fitness or bikini line, to seem like a “boss bitch”….rather than a whore in a bikini….

I don’t hate on these girls launching their own bikini lines as an excuse to pose slutty in bikinis. I actually think it’s pretty clever and what all whores should be doing because their bodies will expire and even when they are rich, they need something to work on…and bikini business just makes sense….

If you have a million followers and you aren’t finding a way to sell them shit, proprietary shit, you’re fucking mental…like Sophie Mudd’s tits…which are MENTAL…

She’s average at best looks, but the tits carry her….like Jim….Drew and Mariah….they are just that fucking big.

Posted in:Cambrie Schroder|Faith Schroder|SFW|Sophie Mudd

2019

11

Mar

Stripper Fight and Other Videos of the Day

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Crazy Naked Man

Woman Rubbing One Out in Hotel

Emperor Fail

Wife Strips Mistress

Cliff Fail

Near Death

Kangaroo Charges Paraglider

Motorcycle Fail

Woman Pepper Sprays Strangers

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2019

11

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Yea man social media is the fucking devil on all levels, like when my friend was in an online relationship with some twat who went onto be a sex worker, if she wasn’t a sex wokr before they met and he was just one of her elaborate seductions to get money, maybe she got off on it, but I guess he got off on it to…because he’d always tell me abut how she would send him nudes, and insane messages about love and he was won the fuck over, caught in her web of lies…..then one day he decided to look at the archive of nudes, she had sent him hundreds of nudes, all while telling him they were for him, even tough I warned him that he was probably not the dude inspiring the nude, and that it was more an assembly line operation, where she bangs out a bunch of nudes and archives them for when she’s talking to 30-50 different dudes..but he didn’t believe me or my warnings…that never trust the internet she’s probably a dude…a lesson we all learned in the 90s when the internet was weird….anyway…one day he goes through the archives and all, every singe one of the nudes was from 2014. Bitch didn’t remove the time stamp on the nudes and was recycling harder than those homeless people who collect cans…desperate to recycle…their addictions depend on it…

That story..always makes me laugh…so if you’re out there sexting and collecting nudes…make sure bitch is holding up today’s newspaper……if you’re a millennial and don’t know what a newspaper is…ask your local corner store…and ultimately…who cares when the nude was taken…so long as it was taken…a pussy from 2014 isn’t deception..it is still a pussy to jack off to…

Encourage all nudes – from any and all eras.

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2019

10

Mar

Carla Howe Nipple Slip of the Day

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