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Heidi Klum Tits Out of the Day

2019

Mar

Lindsay Vonn Bikini for SI of the Day

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Black cock loving Lindsay Vonn…seriously her last 3-4 boyfriends have been black athletes who you know destroy her skier pussy….because these female athletes and all their squatting and injuries are masochists and the only way they feel anything up inside their dull fucking high threshold for pain perverts…is with the big black cock…

I don’t find Black cock loving Lindsay Vonn all that hot, or interesting…she’s old…but she’s an American Olympic hero and that works out well financially…

I also grew up in Canada east coast ski country, and I was sent to the ski hill everyday where I would clean the cafeteria and I’d see those racing chicks everyday, walking around in their spandex race suits, and sometimes hard nippled in Turtle Necks….or long underwear and I’d think to myself how manly they were…of course they are horny they are muscular dudes with watermelon crushing sized legs…

So maybe people find Lindsey Vonn hot…probably not racists who don’t like Snow White Turning that Milk into Chocolate Milk….

But she’s still a Hero..or is it a SHERO in this weird feminist world we are trapped in….and that is probably why Sports Illustrated has her fit…a little too fit body in bikini as she nears menopause….in what is a weird fucking fetish.

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2019

Mar

Hailey Baldwin’s Man Face Half Naked Cuz She’s a Fake Jesus Freak – a Christian Imposter of the Day

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Attention seeking, vapid and useless Hailey Baldwin is half naked again during her quest of attention seeking, despite pretending to be a Christian and everything about her is non Christian..from ego to entitlement…to what she offers the world or contributes to the world with her half naked man face…she may in her idiotic, unintelligent mind this she’s wit god on tis Journey…but she’s trash who disrespects that god she believes in – even if he’s ever forgiving.

Now I don’t believe in religion, or God…I can’t grasp the concept or the lack of evidence or data to prove it…which is why I don’t preach the word of the lord and run a smutty website no one respects…But Hailey Baldwin pretends she’s one of god’s people and but all her actions are a lie…working against it…

Looks like someone needs to go back to the Jesus Camp her dad put her in…because as far as I’m concerned this post Hailey Baldwin posted is using the LORD’S NAME IN VAIN (look down)….which is really what she’s been doing her entire public life as a daughter of second or third tier Baldwin who befriended the Hadids and Jenners and became a second or third tier instagram model….before marrying Bieber without a prenup because he pretends he’s religious also and this is what they think is God’s will because they are all fucking delusional – entitled rich kids….

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2019

Mar

Minka Kelly Got Her Tits Out of the Day

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This is the most important you will see of Minka Kelly to date.

I am sure when things fuck up for her officially, or when she goes officially broke….and no rich dudes will want to fuck her…

There will be VAGINA…

But for now…it’s tits..and tits are good enough for people like me…who don’t watch porn because the people in it are gross and it rots your brain and kills your creativity as it is all presented in front of you like some kind of buffet….for your lazy retard brands…

Then again maybe we don’t want to see her VAGINA.

She was engaged to Derek Jeter and he’s known to have herpes and you know that’s the gift that keeps on giving…

But in her defense…everyone in Hollywood has herpes.. It’s their secret handshake so you know you’re in the club.

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2019

Mar

Madison Burge Weird Ghetto Nude Photoshoot of the Day

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What the hell is this Madison Burge up to here…

I am tired of saying “who the fuck is this person”…but it applies to most people I post… I don’t know who they are or remember them from their bullshit career choices. I only know a few celebrity sluts by face and even then I forget them often…that’s asking a lot of me to try to keep up with this garbage that is out there…it’s a too many sluts situation…

Well, thanks to google….she’s straight from the mean streets of Friday Night Lights….a show that funny enough MINKA KELLY AND HER TITS WE POSTED EARLIER was also on…that I guess mattered enough for both to be putting out topless pics on the same day…how does that happen…they must be in on it together…both are competing for eyeballs on instagram doing the one thing that matters…HAVING THEIR TITS OUT…

Naughty…but it’s how you get noticed…

Remember when doing Playboy got these celebs paid 100k or more and you’d anxiously steal the issue when it dropped…

Now they just get their tits out to anyone willing to look at them…which is all of us…even if there’s only one of us here….not to discount you Russian Robot Traffic…you’re a good friend to me and I appreciate you.

Here is her nipple slip..

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2019

Mar

Ashley Graham Panty Flash of the Day

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Ashley Graham walking the runway for some fashion show flashing her panties, are we sure she wasn’t hired to demolish the building with those thighs?

No we’re not sure…..

Maybe she’s there by the demands of the engineering team to test out the infrastructure of the runway….they have a show next week featuring 58 girls stomping down all at the same time…and the only way to simulate that kind of strain was to hire this pig of a woman.

A pig of a woman who is getting a lot of press, attention, money, campaigns for being a pig of a woman…

She even got cast to interview people at the Oscars….where she made racist comments but that people didn’t slaughter her for since her husband is black…and that makes her down with ethnicities and making culturally inappropriate refrences…you know cuz she’s a fetish, sex toy to black men and their dicks are the only thing big enough to penetrate her pig pussy.

I do not think we should be glamourizing premature death and chronic illness in a world where we know it kills…and where we have TOO many fat person options to not move and to eat terribly…hell we are all fat…

The last thing we need is to tell people to own their fatness….cuz they’ll keep getting fatter and others will start letting themselves go…

She is the CIGARETTE company of “models”….

She is no role model, and for that…she should be taken out back and put to pasture like the farm animal she is…

So panties or not, modeling or not…I don’t accept it…it’s strictly a science experiment that ends with her legs amputated from Diabetes, which she’ll find a way to polarize into money making…she’s a good self promoter in a time when people are too scared to say “get out of here fatty, you’re going to break our damn casting couch”….

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2019

Mar

Lucy Hale Workout Erotica of the Day

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Lucy Hale with the Monday Motivation…get your fitness on you fat fuck who just sits in front of a computer jacking off all day….which is cardio if you think about it…I mean heart rate up, breathing heavy….it’s a struggle trying to maintain that erection since all your hormones are out of whack with your obesity….and your belly has made it virtually impossible to find your dick…so maybe the motivation isn’t to get your fitness on, even though tit should be, but rather to motivate you to stare at an ass working out…being a celebrity that it is…since that’s what we’re here for…

It’s the low hanging fruit clickbait that can be presented as not being racy or slutty…even though we know they are all a bunch of sluts…every last one of them with their teasing.

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2019

Mar

Padma Lakshmi Cultural Appropriation Bikini of the Day

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Padma Lakshmi….

Hey my MAGA people.

How do you feel about this woman, walking into your country on the back of an old timer billionaire, who she dooped into thinking he knocked up, when really she was knocked by another billionaire….using her Indian intelligence and looks to her advantage…like some kind of Russian Spy…seducing….out there in a cowboy hat, acting like she’s white…

You know, it’s against the rules to be in Black Face…to wave a confederate flag…to have your idols and Civil War Hero statues proudly standing in your parks despite their efforts and patriotism….

It is against the rules for the INDIAN store clerk on The Simpson’s to have an Indian accent because he’s not played by an Indian (dot not feather)…

It is against the rules for a straight guy to play a queer, a Mexican to play a Cuban, and all the other rules out there…that are making you lose your white American pride.

We can’t go to prom in Chinese traditional dresses unless we are Chinese.

We can’t serve Indian food in College Cafeterias…

But men are cutting their dicks off and calling themselves woman…

And gold digging sugar babies…evil brown woman are dressing up like cowboys and it’s ok….

Sure, you can argue that there were black Cowboys and other people of color cowboys…the wild west was filled with all kinds of people dressed like this…so it’s not really appropriating…but that’s what the WHITE liberals want you to think…

When you know the truth…this is like you putting a BINDI dot on your forehead after taking a bath in Curry powder….

You shouldn’t stand for it.

That said, she’s in a bikini, showing off her old mom tits, cuz that’s how she got to where she is…sexualizing herself like the slut she is.

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2019

Mar

Roxane Mesquida Topless and Fucking for TV of the Day

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Roxane Mesquida is in the Gregg Araki show that is going to be full of tits…

I posted my commentary on it earlier…because for once in my life I watched something happening in Pop Culture…by full fluke, accident but it happened.

Not only was my earlier post on a Disney Kid Named Kelli Berglund Tits about this show….as it turns out there was another set of tits on the show, in the form of Roxane Mesquida…who is topless..

This is her being topless for Gregg Araki and his weird pervert queer erotica….

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2019

Mar

Aubrey O’Day Dick Pic of the Day

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Sometimes you gotta look at a bitch’s instagram and question the decisions she’s made to lead up to this moment. I know that the whole questioning decisions made til this moment is a meme in and of itself on the instagram..something I assume Aubrey O’Day is working on becoming but sometimes it’s not a cheesy cliche joke the mainstream use and it is instead an actual thing we need to question..

How did this picture get approved by her as something she wanted people to say or as something she wants to represent herself by….it just doesn’t make sense…

She looks like a white girl who went to the Kardashian school of cosmetics and asked for triple the dose any of the Kardashians get…even the ugly one….even thoug Aubrey O’Day didn’t start out ugly..

I know she’s old, and I know out of touch, and I know she’s not new to cosmetic procedures or putting herself out there….I realize it is hard to stay relevant in an era where there is no fame and no one cares..but she has an advantage…she was on TV, she was in a pop band, she was on apprentice…

She’s dated important people like Diddy and Paulie D from Jersey shore…she probably has money…but instead she’s out there with her clit ripping through her panties like a teenage boy getting a boner presenting his science project in front of his class….in what should be embarassing..but instead of same….no tucking the boner in the belt buckle or putting a book over it…instead she’s fucking got a laser pointer aimed at it for all to see.

It’s confusing…but oddly erotic.

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2019

Mar

Christina Russu Hot Tits of the Day

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Christina Russu is some chick who seems russian, but unlike most Russians on instagram, isn’t followed by a million SPAM accounts to help increase her profile as a model and make her all that money like she was Irina Shayk…being human trafficked and sold off to Brad Cooper to get impregnated….all part of some PUTIN RUSSIAN conspiracy to move in on America…he even has some of his people working as the first lady…

She’s more of a lowkey, into getting naked cuz she’s a pervert kind of model. Doing it for the pervert life she’s living…and I’m ok with all decisions women make with their vaginas and tits…so long as I get to be invited into watch….along with all you perverts

I know not a real formal invite and I don’t feel special cuz I am just one of the perverts looking in unofficially invited…but we can still see her nips and that’s what it’s all about.

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