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Candice Swanepoel’s Accessible Fuck Position of the Day

Sydney Sweeney in Hammocks with Dogs of the Day

Millie Bobby Brown Behind the Scenes Tits of the Day

Caroline Vreeland Wears Short Shorts of the Day

Britney Spears is in a New Location of the Day

2019

Jan

Isla Fisher Got Them Tits Out of the Day

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I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again…because it’s about as good as I can get when it comes to Isla Fisher…maybe this should even be her WIKIPEDIA page description:

Her name is Isla Fisher. She’s 40. She’s Australian. She’s ginger….which means that her pubic hair, assuming she has pubic hair, because most ginger’s think their orange pubic hair is a flaw, and when I was 15, I would agree with them, not because I don’t like bush, I’ve always loved bush, I just found it creepy when it glowed in the dark, was neon as fuck, but then I grew up and realized, I should have taken advantage of all the GINGERS who were alienated like it was the era of killing your ginger baby because you thought it was a demon from hell – that you’d be forced to exile…I’ve seen Willow. I know how it works.

THAT SAID…She’s the vagina that Sacha Baron Cohen has made babies with since 2008 – 6 years after they first connected – she was born in Oman…so don’t let her GINGER pussy make you think she’s not a terrorist…even if she converted to Jewish to be with Sacha Baron Cohen….and spent 3 years doing it…jews….am I right…

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2019

Jan

Kinga Trojan Is the Kind of Girl You Don’t Wear a Trojan With of the Day

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I don’t know what level model Kinga Trojan is. I don’t think I’ve ever heard of her. I googled her quick-like cuz that’s all the effort I am willing to put into this, when I know you’re only here for the tits, and I found very little about her other than that she’s got 4,000 followers so she’s still out there working the scene and probably not a super cunt about it yet, cuz you can just throw all the 100k follower models in her face and be like “I don’t care if you work, make money, fuck rich guys, you ain’t shit, cuz you don’t matter on social media, hot or not, the world knows the only things that matter happen on social media, talent doesn’t matter, ability to online market yourself matters”…

I do know that I love that her last name is trojan, because she’s probably got all kinds of Trojan jokes, you know like that you wouldn’t wear a trojan with her, unless you were actually about to get with her, in which case you would, cuz you’re rich and you know she’d trap you…and possibly give you other rich guy diseases….

I am sure no one has said her name without thinking about the Condoms…maybe she should be their ambassador…her first instagram campaign…while she figures out her career…I’ll look at her tits.

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2019

Jan

Alyson Stoner Bikini of the Day

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Alyson Stoner is some older Disney Kid, who I guess was sexualized by her family and execs at Disney, because like all old girls who were on Disney…she’s out there whoring in a bikini…

You perverts probably know her because she was in the The Suite Life of Zack & Cody….and the Step Up Stomp The Yard series….because she’s a dancer…so you know her….dancing is one of your favorite things to watch teens or adults pretending to be teens do…your secret youtube account subscriptions….I mean when you “accidentally” come across a teen dance video on your innocent youtube journey….and it’s got 8 million views…that I highly doubt are from 8 million other kids learning to dance…but likely from 8 million people like you jacking off…because YOUTUBE and I guess Disney Channel is a perverted fucking place for perverts who can hide their perversion behind a fucking screen…when really it’d be nice if Youtube exposed them but they’d lose 90 percent of their pageviews / web traffic….the internet is a horny place..

I still don’t really know who Alyson Stoner is, but girls who dance are girls who can fuck, and when they are half naked in bikini on social media…that is easier to visualize. So thanks.

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2019

Jan

Kelly Gale Topless of the Day

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Kelly Gale is a Playboy model….Who is also a Victoria’s Secret model…which is weird to me….because I come from a school of thought, or maybe it was from an era, where you do Playboy when you’re on the decline, or you do Playboy when you’re trying to get discovered for a Reality show or Baywatch….

I am not from a place where a Playboy model graduates, like she’s paid her whore duties, and invested her whore energy in her nakedness and half nakedness….through social media or any other media…at the level where the Mall brand reaches out and says “we could use that one to sell our products”…mainly because Victoria’s Secret has for years pretended to not ruin marriages, pretended to not be porn, pretended to be high end or luxurious….when we all knew the truth…the girls they used were all the same as Playboy models…their stories were just spun different…

It is still weird to see a Victoria’s Secret model who has done Playboy….and I feel there should be some discrimination, you know so that I can categorize my whores the best way possible, rather than meshing them all together into one stew or hodgepodge of whores….it confuses me when I am judging them for using their tits to get ahead whilst jacking off to them.

What I am saying is that I like my whores segregated. This one from Playboy, This one from VS, This one from SI, This one from Movies or TV, This one from Music, This one from Instagram, This one from the Strip Club, This one from Craigslist, This one for Backpages…you get what I am saying…

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2019

Jan

Lisa Appleton Naked and Sinking the Maldives of the Day

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Sometimes I see the name Lisa Appleton pop up and I am forced to wonder what the fuck she is….

The reason I see the name Lisa Appleton pop us is because this is how she self promotes herself….and still doesn’t make real noise or matter, but when some sites pick up on the paparazzi pics she wasted her time getting shot of her being naked and ridiculous…but more importantly…disgusting….it likely fuels her to continue the behavior….she knows she’s a trainwreck, how could she not….I mean look at this…whatever the fuck it is…but that doesn’t mean any feedback is better than no feedback because no feedback means you’re dead…when really you’re alive, probably not well mentally, but shaped like a Marine Mammal with your tits out. Nothing wrong with that.

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2019

Jan

Rihanna Erotica of the Day

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My favorite Rihanna story, which is probably the only Rihanna story I’ve got, is that I met a dude from Barbados a bunch of years ago, right when the country was hating on her because the government had just given her a bunch of Crown land for her contribution to the marketing of the island…back when she was at the peak of her celebrity, when celebrity mattered and was more than just running a MEME account….and bitch would snob out the locals who she knew her entire life…lik she would intentionally be a diva cunt cuz she knew she was better than them…treating them like the hired help she probably was when she was growing up….anyway…you get what I am saying, diva from small island, goes back to small island after becoming rich and famous and is a cunt to the locals…typical story you’d expect……

Dude made it very clear to me that she was poor as shit when she was growing up, like real life shantytown shit, and that when she was 14 she become a sex worker, where she found the British dude who brought her to America and sold her off to Jay Z….because if you’ve hear Rihanna sing, you’ll know she’s not nearly talented enough to end up being imported into America and cultivated into a popstar….

There’s the whole immigration thing, the navigating importing sluts from a small island, getting her a place to live…a lot went into her career…all while there are perfectly equally if not more talented people in Brooklyn next to Jay Z’s fucking investment properties….there is no logical reason why Rihanna happened, there was no youtube channel or viral video at the time…it was straight up teen girl abducted and brought to America….and for that I will always find her compelling….what do you want from me, I like whores.

Here are her tits on New Years

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2019

Jan

Elsa Hosk Naked of the Day

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From professional Swedish basketball…I mean it was women’s basketball so how fucking professional could it really be…you know a bunch of tall chicks trying to play basketball at the level that most ninth grade boys play…but if you get sponsors who need hot chicks in sport to sell their sneakers to dudes…while pretending to be inclusive and equal rights…saying things like that women are as good at men at sports and the game is as high performance, or high skill level….when really we all know it isn’t…but as a brand you can’t say that…the Social Justice Warriors will slaughter you….

To deciding to be a model, working for Victoria’s Secret cuz bitch liked getting naked, like all athletes, she was probably a sexual predator, ready to rape from all that testosterone and lockeroom talk, so much so that she had to deal with her fetish, sexual dysfunction through nude modeling…..where that she gets nude even when she’s not modeling….

Not a bad thing, cuz she’s got that Muscle memory from when she was fit…and that slut attitude to do slut things…and make a career of being jerked off to…a real lucrative career being jerked off to…better than any Patreon girl being jerked off to….cuz this one’s legit…

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2019

Jan

Lady VS Jet Blue…and Other Videos of the Day

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Grandpa’s Got Hot Tits

Fre Ride in NYC

Chinese Ice Fisherman

Cat Falls from the Ceiling

Old Man Tries Stealing

Idiot Kid Nearly Dies

WTF is Going On Here?

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2019

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I always love when you see the baby / family / wedding pics of girls who used to either send you nudes, or just get naked in the clubs for the club photographer, just 10-15 years ago…when they were younger, hotter, and clearly more fun….

I don’t love much…

But I love that….

Here are some morning links at noon cuz I’m a degenerate…

Lindsay Lohan is Back in the Mix
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John Wayne Bobbitt Tells His Story
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Mariah Carey Bikini
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Hot Naked Oiled Up Cam SLut
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Taylor Swift Fat Old Tits
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Woman in Vegetative State for 14 Years – Gives Birth….LOL…It’s Not Rape if She Can’t Say No….
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Rosie Huntington Mom Bikini
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Wave Takes Out Family
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The Actor Who Played JarJar Binks Opens Up About His Hard Times
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2019

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

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The world is so queer now. I remember a time you could call a fag a fag and bully him for it..you know because if you don’t bully people…you just encourage them to get weirder and weirder and darker and darker as they cry for attention….and now that we are all about inclusivity, with no bullying, the weirdos are getting weirder and weirder and I wonder where it will all end….before society as a whole draws a line and says “this is too much”…what is the breaking point, they can’t just hate the haters..eventually they will hate what thy pretend to be supportive of….but being supportive makes everyone less edgy, less interesting, less creative, less fun….just all the fuckin same…

Wrestling Tampon Eating
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Fat Chick Calls Alison Brie a Bitch
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Erotic / Terrifying Trampoline Workout
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Dua Lipa – Yellow Tit Bikini
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Tiffany Trump Nigerian Boyfriend
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Cowboys Broken Ankle
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Emma Stone Apologizes for Pretending to be an Asian
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Chick in Bathing Suit Does Handsfree Burpee Challenge for you to Jerk Off To
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Gwyneth Paltrow – BIKINI
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Bella Thorne Braless Fake Tits
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Bikini Whore Showdown
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Craziest Guitar Ever…
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SUV over Guardrail
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Pot Smoking Lawyers
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Jessa Rhodes in Latex
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Kate Beckinsale is Fucking Pete Davidson
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Claudia Romani No Name Whore Doing Yoga Poses
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Dad Dragging Kid Through Airport
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Biggest Burnout in History
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Christian Bale Offended Dick Chaney’s Daughter by Saying he was Inspired by Satan when Playing her Dad
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Katy Perry Ugly Swimwear Cuz She’s Ugly
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Instant Justice Bike Theft
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Bulldog Wants to Check the Mail
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TO SEE THE REST OF THE GOLDEN GLOBE PICS IN A MASTER POST OF AMAZING
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Ariel Winter Tights….
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Caroline Flack – Panty Flash
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Madison Beer – Crop Top – Mini Skit
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Christina Ricci Big Head
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Kim Garner Gets the Shot…
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Emily Osment Scary
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Kat Graham – Business SLut
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Hailey Bieber is a Dude
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Sarah Silverman Tight Dress – Perverts
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Bloated Face Lohan
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Some Event I’ve Never Heard of Called the Art of Elysium
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Bafta Event of the Day
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Jamie King Blazer
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From stepSMUT!!

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Cam Girls Losing their Damn Minds…cuz they Are all Mental Cases…
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Really Hot Cam Girl – Shitty Tattoos Though
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Self Shot Sluts
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Girls in See Through Clothing
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Reddit Exhibitionist Scrumptiouspie
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Hot Amateur Sluts
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A Bunch of Leaked Celeb Nudes…
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Sexy Calyspo Muse Naked
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MILF PUSSY of the Day
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T-Shirt of the Day
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Tumblr Porn Still Happens of the Day
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Natural Titty Bounce
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Sex Musical Chairs…
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Insane Hot Russian Nude Photographer!
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Fat Wife Pees on Husbands Face – Gross
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Sybil is Naked and Amazing
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Titty Squeeze
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Romance.
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Defi Got some Defi-nite Huge Tits
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Bing Bang Pussy Spread
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AMateur Naked Beach Babes
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Discounts for Porn Sites

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