40 year old Josie and the Pussycats’ Josie…..She’s all that….Baby Sitter Club….and I think that’s pretty much all she’s done until today…when she’s figured she must fight the instagram models stealing her work….no wait, this is the instagram model who stole Rachel Leigh Cook’s name, and is rebranding RACHEL COOK to be the kid of girl who gets naked where she can to grow her audience, her revenue, and why not partner up with bootleg, international market Playboy to show her tits…any excuse to show a tit…..
Low level models….who have 2 million followers even though you’ve never heard of them…that you can assume are following because she gets naked for free which is better for us as the consumer cuz we are broke…
I wonder what rich sugar baby or A-Lister or influencer dude who needs a chick on his arm to seem less gay and to build up their personal brands she’s going to end up…I mean I don’t actually wonder those things..I’m too busy figuring out where her vagina lips are.
I guess she never really went anywhere and was consistently posting over the years, but I am sure no one really remembered her or really watched her aging process…it is depressing to see.
I am sure Vida Guerra has a few people who still remember her as her relevance of being the FHM Ass from the 90s…..assuming people still remember what FHM was….I figure the people on this site do…cuz you’re old as fuck.So Vida went viral when the world was getting excited about asses, thanks to the men’s magazines…..but was then forgotten…
She’s back! Thanks to plastic surgery procedures everyone on social media use…it’s accessible and attainable…and way easier than the surgeries she used to get back in the 90s…..
So here she is at 45…killin’ it cuz she can…..
The comeback tour, the revival, the big booty faking it cuz everyone is faking it and all you perverts don’t care cuz you just like lookin’ at it.
Kara Del Toro is the new, possibly old, Guess? Girl…which is exciting because it means that Paul Maciano, despite Kate Upton’s claim of rape, and his weird perversion for Gigi Hadid that helped her get started in this career, has not shut down his business and dude is still cashing in, the slimiest motherfucker around…which brings up an IMPORNtANT point…that isn’t really important but that is why is it ok for some dudes to be pervert fucks and others lose their careers….a clothing dude fucks his employee, she cries, he’s fired and the business goes bankrupt…this clothing dude all is good and people still celebrate his brand and want to work with him….Ryan Seacrest a known pervert has offended and violated many sluts I know and he gets called out and ABC or whatever network he is on defends him…while other perverts jerk off in their hotel rooms when two girls watch and their career is shut down…like what the fuck….
That has nothing to do with this Kara Del Toro, but she’s got tits and GUESS? likes tits, those perverts, which is still nice to see because I believe in the Freedom of a business to cast and promote anything they want while selling anything they want…it’s their right…and seeing fat chicks whine about Victoria’s Secret using hot girls, while short fat dudes can’t whine to their favorite sports team to get signed, because people set standards they want to stick to, and not everyone deserves what some privileaged people have…despite how entitled and loud the whining cry babies are.
It’s nice to see hot chicks still being used in marketing, because that will come to an end since no one has a backbone and the balls to say “fuck off, I won’t give you what you want’…instead they get all apologetic on twitter and cast the obese tranny with one leg, a terminal disease, alopecia and fucking vitiligo, with a black dad, and asian mom, raised in a Muslim home, before being shipped to Mexico….
We are at the point of ridiculous.
Here are her tits telling you 50 things about her because she’s a narcissist and knows no one gives a fuck about her or knows who she is…so like all influencers these days…she’ll tell us all about herself…thanks.
Farrah Abraham was never hot or compelling, but we have seen the MTV star of a show about being an irresponsible slut misbehaving, evolve into being a slut misbehaving as a sex worker, and we’ve seen the progressive plastic surgery and face injections she’s got as that sex worker in porno movies and stripping on a mainstream level, because these reality stars are fucking shameless and do whatever it takes to matter…and that usually involves sex or sex work…
We have seen the clown tits bolted on by two blind guys in a van outside MTV’s offices when she was trying to get a new show…and we’ve seen her squirt….but we’ve never seen her spray tanned so hard, and face injected so hard, with a stupid fake ass, looking like a Kardashian / Nicki Minaj, who the fuck knows what – it’s a weird look and I don’t understand why people find it hot, or want to look like it…it’s muppet-like and creepy…
That said…we’ve seen her take it up the ass, so she’s a friend to all of us….a business partner to me…I made like 10,000 dollars off her sex tape…which is more money than I’ve made off the site in 10 years…so I like her.
Here’s some Elizabeth Hurley keeping relevant the right way…
The nice thing about all these face injections is that these old hags can pretend they are still young, and can do the same thing they’ve always done, without having to deal with the harsh reality of aging. She’s like “I got tits, I gotta Show Them Tits”…but with more a Mary Poppins British Chimney Sweeper accent…
The bad thing about these face injections, is that her insides are rotting the fuck out and her wearing diapers and shitting herself is just around the corner, expedited thanks to Hugh Grant’s anal fetish….he was caught with a Tranny before Tranny was cool you know…and we know there was a build up to that and Liz Hurley’s wallet fucking ass was the victim…
You can’t really see Bella Thorne’s nipple in her Queer photo for a homosexual propaganda magazine called OUT….but that’s because Bella Thorne is a ginger and has invisible nipples that don’t show up on her pasty white skin….especially after her tits have been filled with implants stretching out that ginger skin…making me happy this isn’t her vagina…because as much as she whores herself out and as much as she whores her fake tits out because they aren’t actually part of her, just an accessory like a new car, or a new face thanks to lip injections…she keeps her pussy in her pants…at least in terms of content for social media in her clickbaiting and I can only assume it is because she has the pussy curse of the readhead pussy where the pussy lips are a bit too fucking pink for the skin color and the contrast of the two disgusting…
I just know that if we haven’t seen her pussy yet, and we haven’t she’s not all that racy..just a trained Disney kid talking to a market in their voice to sell product…which is probably why she fucks chicks too..it’s trendy…
Point being…there is no point to any of this nonsense.
Yesterday…I watched a video of a dick shoved into a wasp nest…or maybe it was a jar of wasps someone stuck his dick in …I didn’t actually look that closely, there is too much garbage on the internet to pay that much attention to…but I watched it long enough to think…what the fuck is wrong with the world…why is this a thing, a fetish or a stunt, and why would anyone get off to this…and I figure it’s because the American family values have gone to shit and you’re all a bunch of perverts….long gone are the days of Father Knows Best, while fucking degenerate shit is here to stay…
I remember a time when I was the weird one, with weird ideas, and who made weird jokes about weird fetishes and groups…but now that shit is mainstream and I want nothing to do with the weirdos…and you shouldn’t either, but unfortunately you are one of them.
I don’t know who Monica Wasp is, but fucking her may be better than fucking a jar of actual wasps, but you never know, these naked girls on the internet have all kinds of STDS from their climb to the top, and the damage could be as bad, s stinging and burning…but you’ll never know…so just stare at the tits.
Asking a girl to go grocery shopping with you at 1 am while drunk in a bar is always a good way to literally go down the creampie aisle…and not actually go down the creampie aisle you were insinuating with your bad creampie joke…the way you wanted to when you were planting the seed in their little woman brains…because women know where all the 24 hour grocery stores are.
Speaking of pie…you’d think fat girls would learn to shut up with all the food in their mouths…making it impossible to talk cuz they struggling to carbload and calorie surplus…but then you remember it’s the internet era and they can eat and type at the same time…which is why we have all these issues we never had before…like fat rights…and body positivity…cuz fat girls were too lazy to protest, too busy not exercising to protest, too insecure and disgusted with themselves to stand up for themselves…and now all it takes is a tweet.
The only good thing is premature death due to chronic illness!!!
Now I gotta go eat this damn creampie I bought for breakfast before my apnea wife wakes up and robs me of my joy and attempt to cum in new pussy last night.
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