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Jenna Ortega for the Beetlejuice Photocall of the Day

Kelly Brook From Big Titty Model to Big Back Model of the Day

Charli XCX for Demon Kim Kardashian’s Brand of the Day

Christina Aguilera and her Botox Face and Ozempic Body Get Slutty of the Day

Shannon Mcmullen is the Instagram Of The Day

2018

Oct

Hailee Steinfeld Did Cosmo of the Day

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So here is Hailee Steinfeld posing next to caption:

Quick & Hot Sex Tips….and 15 ways to make sex Hella Romantic….and the Secret Plot to Kill your Sex Life….which is a reminder that even for Cosmo…a magazine for the modern woman…that is likely only read by 15 year olds…is only selling copies because you’re all a bunch of fucking perverts…yet their practical list form approach to sex is advertising friendly because it’s what women need to know…because it’s written by other women….

Even though it’s likely primarily read by perverts like you who want to jerk off fantasizing about what young girls read for sex advice in what is clearly a sex magazine, that is ad friendly, cuz they are running a scam…but no different than a porn mag…because everyone’s a fucking pervert…

But unfortunately, unlikely a porn mag, they don’t have Hailee Steinfeld showing her pink….the labia that got Larry Flynt in so much trouble, which is a sign of Feminism in and of itself..celebrated your labia no matter how mutated and weird it is…hasn’t quite made it’s way into this issue of Cosmo yet….but when it does…sales will surge…cuz we like labia with our nonsense sex advice…

Seriously…how is Cosmo still a thing…it’s called google and porn site girls…

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2018

Oct

Jennifer Love Hewitt Fat Ass for the Party of Five Revival of the Day

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I was reading over at EVILBEETGOSSIP that Party of Five was making a comeback….which I guess means Jennifer Love Hewitt feels the need to make a comeback too…so she called the paparazzi to take advantage of the hype the show that originally got dudes jerking off to her big tits on a small frame….that made her famous and in all the movies and by all the movies I mean “I know what you did last summer”…and the one where she wore a blue tank top…you know the one…you’re old like me…grey chest hair level old…

That said…the number one lesson we can learn from Jennifer Love Hewitt about big tits on a small frame is that nature is working against us on this oddity…and that nature wants the rest of her to be fat…and often times nature wins….unless girl gets into the whole starving herself and working out just the right amount to not lose her tits everyone likes while maintaining a normal body weight…

So this girl, after fame, basically exploded and has been struggling with her weight since…this fat ass in leggings is her old ass body looking better than it has in the past but never as good as it did when she was a meme before memes….

And the real question in all this is where’s Nev Campbell…oh right the new Party of Five is about Mexican kids surviving after their parents get deported not white parents who died in a car accident….my god…but logical for the state of the nation and clickbait pandering to everyone and focused on exploiting inclusion and diversity…while pretty much being racist, obvious and exploitative in your cashing in….but the world ignores that and just celebrates the steps in the right direction using Mexican talent since America is 50 percent Mexican…see ya later white people….they should hire me to write it since my mom was a Mexican whore before she died of AIDS and I ended up in Canada an orphan….

At least the pandering story isn’t that the parents are TWO TRANS, you know those stories where the mom is the dad and the dad is the mom, who get killed in some TRANS rights protest by Trump Supports….but that doesn’t mean they won’t introduce the Mexican parents on a Christmas trip they all take to Cabo for their Christmas special, unless these Mexicans are actually Muslim Jews, because Christmas is wrong…it’s called HOLIDAY SPECIAL NOT CHRISTMAS SPECIAL JESUS….but that doesn’t mean they won’t introduce the Mexican parents as Trans and Black and pansexuals who will fuck anything during their feminist protests…. because there are black people in Mexico…you racists who think there aren’t black mexicans are the problem….

The good news is that the news brought out some JLH fat ass, I mean if that’s even good news…it’s dimply.

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2018

Oct

Anja Rubik Naked for Fashion of the Day

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Anja Rubik is naked for fashion…because Anja Rubik is a titty model…but not a long hanging fruit titty model…a top model positioned as a fashion model…despite being a titty model….

She is one of the not so rare, but still rare…women who gets paid a million dollars a year or more who gets naked…it’s part of her whole fashion and art hustle.

She is one of the people who I guess inspires all the instagram girls getting naked in similar style shoots, black and white, posing intensely like they are models…and who actually call themselves models in thee process because either some bootleg agency signed them, or because some pervert managed them, or because we live in a bold world where people decide that they are worthy of a title and give themselves that title and the world sort of embraces it. It happens with trans people saying they are women and we have to believe it, but it doesn’t happen with me when I dress as a banana in a banana costume and tell the IRS that I can’t pay taxes because I am a Banana and identify as a banana…that’s the kind of oppression we need to fight as a people….where are my fucking BANANA rights…

Eithr way..Anja Rubik…naked…nice.

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2018

Oct

Bella Hadid With the Deep Pussy Stretch of the Day

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Here’s some Bella Hadid holding hands with Naomi Campbell because I guess they are dykes…despite all the coverage Bella Hadid has been giving to The Weeknd lately, probably because he’s their MERKIN…you know because Naomi Campbell and Bella Hadid don’t want to let the world know they are dykes….because I learned this week that a MERKIN is a male beard….you know the dude used to distract people from a background lesbian relationship…in a “she can’t be dyke, she dates the Weeknd, not not the actual weekend, yes I know we all love the weekend it’s the best time of the week but only a few of us actually fuck the weekend she fucks The Weeknd…he’s a songstress from Canada”…

Not that it matters, the world is filled with dykes, it’s a trend now to be in a lesbian relationship you know….

So her spreading her pussy in a deep pussy stretch could be her recovering from that big black cock she’s into (BBC in the porn world)…or it could be her prepping to be fisted because she’s been banged out by BBC is the past and fists are the appropriate size to get the same feeling of fullness…the pussy version of an afternoon at the all you can eat buffet…or maybe none of this matters because she’s some overrated, ugly looking, plastic faced, muppet who only exists cuz she’s a rich bratty whining spoiled girl who has a father who puts importance on models…even low level models he pays the rent for in LA.

I know she’s got fans who find her hot, queer fucks like tranny porn too don’t you?

So this is for you..

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2018

Oct

Jennifer Lopez Getting Slutty for a Magazine of the Day

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Here’s J.Lo in some magazine wearing the silliest of dresses because it is more of a cape…as it doesn’t really cover 25-50 percent of her…allowing her to show off her fitness and thickness in it’s 50s like she was still in her 20s because a huge amount of money goes into her trying to look as good as she can for as long as she can thanks to being rich and being vain.

This is the kind of photo people will celebrate, they will call fierce and daring and inspiring, partially because the media is fake and sucks up to all these people all the fucking time….I’ve seen it for my entire existence as a blogger…like no one wants to call out an old whore for being an old whore…but instead want to pretend this shamelessness and exhibitionism is empowering…

I remember when I first saw publicist spin stories many years ago and I laughed because the media ran the spun story because they didn’t want to be ousted by the celebrity, network, or whoever else was behind the publicist….they didn’t want to lose advertisers…so they just gave into the powers that be…

Now, I don’t midn this J.Lo in a cape, not all cape wearers are heroes bullshit, but it is a little fucking shameless and attention seeking, like the old lady at the night club showing everyone her pussy to get noticed or entice someone to fuck her…because they are too busy looking at young hot chicks dance…you know what I mean…it’s a Look at me, I’ve sucked mad dick and can do things to you a young girl doesn’t even know exists, only she doesn’t realize that young girls grew up on porn and are WELL aware of what they need to do to get things done…

Here’s a celebration of having a chef, trainer, all the beauty products, strategic cosmetic surgery….and all the other shit J.Lo puts into looking her best at 50….and ideally it acts as inspiration for all girls to wear dresses like this out in public…from Prom to Bar Mitzvahs to Weddings and funerals….integrate this look…

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2018

Oct

Lily Rose Depp Hard Nipples of the Day

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Lily Rose Depp is out there in Bangkok, doing that whole Thai Lady Boy thing, or probably something rich and obnoxious like backpacking from 5 star resort to 5 star resort like rich college kids do during the summer when their parents want them to learn about the world with their friends and ideally not die in the process…only Lily Rose Depp doesn’t do that whole college thing…it gets in the way of her chilling, her hanging with artists, and learning about what is cool in the world…because she’s lived this life as a Depp that everyone around her is interested in, not just because she wears short shorts and has hard nipples, while being the hottest of the celeb kids, but because Johnny Depp is real fucking famous and anyone and everyone sucking her dick is likely just compelled by her father, making her live in this bubble where she knows that no one, not one single person is genuine, and that all people, even though she’s hot, are after that Depp affiliation….even as Johnny falls the fuck apart…people are still into his baby girl cuz you’re all a bunch of fame loving whores…

So this is her Thai Lady Boy experience Halloween costume…in scarf like old Hollywood glam…mixed with instagram THOT booty shorts and braless tops…a modern take on the classics….

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2018

Oct

Julianne Moore Got Them Titties on of the Day

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It’s Halloween, so why not celebrate the costume of the day, we call it Julianne Moore dressed like a VS angel, despite being 100 fucking years old…

I would say that despite being 100 fucking years old, I still find Julianne Moore to be a compelling actress and one of the hotter redheads to exist…

Her claim to fame, as far as I’m concerned is being the first orange pubic hair I had ever seen back when she was in Robert Altman’s Short Cuts…look at me…a little cinephile..which I assume is a guy who jerks off in movie theaters like theatres like they are PEE WEE HERMAN….

Her other claim to fame is being in so many movies, indy movies, that we’ve all seen and loved and seeing her and her great tits, despite being 100 years old doing the VS Model costume is still hot enough to stare at for at least the 3 seconds you spend scrolling over this compelling and inspiring text I just spent all this time crafting to perfection….

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2018

Oct

Bella Thorne Half Naked Halloween Erotica of the Day

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Bella Thorne the most important person on instagram according to Bella Thorne was promoting her Halloween party that I tried to get an RSVP to…and that I emailed in for but that was RUDELY ignored…

I wrote:

I am ready to Halloween Party.
I have already built my costume.
It is a giant vagina made of WAGU beef slices
It may smell.
But you may eat it when you get hungry.
It is high grade beef curtains.
TARTAR of PUSSY COSTUMES…

I can also teach you how to pussy dance in my pussy costume made of WAGU beef CURTAINS.

I excite myself to attend your event.

Would you like video proof to see me excite myself for your event!!

Also…will you be selling your previously worn costumes, preferably undergarments.

I have rash on my face from rubbing too much….and by face I mean….wagu beef curtains.

This is what I missed….

and this….

I got nothing back, no invitation or discount priced tickets…rude…but I wasn’t really surprised all these kids are fucking assholes and I’ve been ignored by everyone pretty much my entire existence……

I guess Bella Thorne wasn’t reading the emails anyway, she has groupie interns and assistants for that, while she’s busy being all into herself and promoting herself in the lowest but best and most effective form…getting half naked.

It’s not all these people’s fault that they are narcissistic, society is based on taking pics of yourself in the fucking mirror…that’s what people deem important…

While I deem nudity for no reason important because there was a time when you didn’t get daily half naked celebs….now that shit is everywhere…

What’s interesting is how doughy she’s looking, there was a time she was into fitness erotica and all she’d do is workout, be toned and now…she’s slowly getting fat…girl will learn the sad truth of slowing metabolism, too many carbs booze and other munchies snacks…it’s already starting with the untoned…and will end with the Amy Schumer…where everyone will throw money at her because fat is in…

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2018

Oct

Brazilian Tit Slip and Other Videos of the Day

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Naked Woman Dancing in Parking Lot

Dick Massage Leads to Fight – I Think I’ve Seen this Before

Girl Riding the Horn

All Female Gang Fight

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2018

Oct

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I used to be judgemental about dudes who would pull their dicks out on the train, bus or in public places. I would hear stories from my wife, which I didn’t believe because she’s ugly…and my stepdaughters and their friends, about being on public transit, looking over their shoulder and seeing a dude wacking off.

There was a time that it was such a regular thing, every woman I knew or met had had it happen to them more than once…it was almost a right of passage for a girl to go through starting at a high school age…

I found it creepy, perverted, awkward and weird….but then I found a support group on the internet and realized that I was just so judgemental about it because I didn’t accept it within myself that it was something I wanted to do….like a redneck hick gay basher who really just wants to suck a dick or get fucked up the ass by a dick….but can’t accept he’s gay until finally giving into his urges when beating a queer, you know hating what you see in yourself in other people, possibly the same reason I hate on celebrity sluts, because I know I wish I could just show my tits for attention…..and money and the good life….and now that gay bashing queer hick lives in fucking Boca or Palm Springs…and runs an antique store…with his partner of 40 years…

So today…thanks to my internet support group, I am going to dress as the public masturbator and blame all consequences of my actions on halloween….anticipating bringing joy to the world while they laugh at my tiny pecker…all in the spirit of Halloween…

Here are some morning links…

Mr Feeny from Boy Meets World Got Home Invaded by Maitland Ward’s Fat Tits I assume
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There are 10 90s Shows Being Rebooted – 9 of Which Should Stay Dead – 1 of Which is Great News because I fucking Love ALF….
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Girls Scares Shoppers with her Flexibility
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Zoe Salmon and her Fishy Tits in a Bikini
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I think this is Sarah Hyland and her Gay Boyfriend on Halloween
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Chrissy Teigen is Disgusting
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Some Maria Kanellis Leaked Nudes
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Driver Makes Last Second Escape from Crane Fail
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Criminals Troll Hotel Manager
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Get Girls Drunk at Your Parties – Then Fuck EM!
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Get Yourself High with this Vape Pen
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