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2018

Oct

Get Your Vape On with DiscountVapePen of the Day

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If you’ve left your house in the last 5-6 years, you will know that there are vape stores on every block. You may have asked yourself why there are vape stores on every block. I just assumed that in Canada it was in preparation for the legalization of weed, but as it turns out, it’s because everyone seems to fucking love vapes….

I have been in these vape stores with smokers trying to quit cigarettes getting their nicotine juice, I have been in these stores with stoners trying to get different ways to get high on their WEED and I get it…why smoke anything the traditional way, when you can do it the technologically advanced way.

I was talking to a woman the other day and she told me that actual cigarettes are taxed so hard in canada that they are close to 20 dollars a pack. When I used to smoke, they were 4 dollars a pack. That’s crazy enough for me to suggest to smokers out there to make the transition…like Bruce Jenner…but less gay…

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2018

Oct

Kim Garner’s See Through Dress of the Day

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We may not fully know who Kim Garner is or what Kim Garner does, but I’ve told you before and I will tell you again, the most important Kim Garner fact you need to know is not that she’s Jennifer Garner’s cousin, or sister, or daughter from a previous marriage…

It’s that she’s been so thirsty to get more famous, to leverage her existing low level fame and make it in America…that she’s done the bikini pics, the selfies, shown off her hot body, been to all the events and no one fucking cares.

So she’s put on a see through top, with her tits out, she know people will start to care.

It’s interesting that feminism has progressed so much in our lifetime, yet it still takes showing your tits to get noticed and followed and work….

Pretty sad women are so basic, when they could be way more clever, but their laziness and need to be a housewife who doesn’t work will always control them, and pulling out tits is easier than actually doing anything that would require effort…

Slackers….

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2018

Oct

Rachel Zoe Nipple Slip of the Day

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Rachel Zoe brought her nipple out to remind you all who Rachel Zoe is…

She was a stylist at the peak of Lohan/Richie and all those other young slutty celebrities, and she is the reason they all got skinny, and in them getting skinny, they put a ton of pressure on the teenage girls of that era to be skinny, all of whom are around 18 now and all of whom are superficial little sluts who aren’t fat and dress half naked. So if anything Rachel Zoe deserves some fuckin’ love and we should be celebrating her…

I think anyone who encouraged women to be skinny, to be slutty, to be half naked, paved the way, like an innovator for the whole social media experience of self involved cunts….which has produced a whole lot of slutty.

I think we should look at her breast, as the lifeline, the milk source to a world of people who have been jerked off to by many.

I don’t know what she does now, I won’t bother googling that, but since Kim K is still out there being famous, it’s safe to say so is this one…cashing in…titties out….free the nip in this braless generation…it’s the fashions of the time.

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2018

Oct

Alaia Baldwin is the Other Baldwin Sister of the Day

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ALAIA BALDWIN is Stephen Baldwin’s 25 year old daughter….

She is Hailey Baldwin’s sister…

I accidentally followed her on social media, as you do when you’re scrolling though sluts on the popular page, who are popular because they have that very important American last name.

We can assume that like Hailey, she was raised in the church, you know because Stephen found god to get over his drug addiction, as weak people often do.

We can assume that like Hailey, she thinks her higher purpose is to spread the word of the lord, despite being vapid shamless exhibitionist cunts sexing up the internet in their own self produced erotica, that triggers people to jack off to them, which is against the bible’s way, causing total fucking conflict and confusion, because how can you be a Jesus Freak of the Church and an Instagram THot..

Is it because Jesus forgives, and saves, and even if you kill someone you can divert your guilt to him, by saying he loves you because you accept him in your heart.

Is being a Jesus freak an excuse or scape goat that means you don’t have to be accountable for shit? It’s God’s will, God’s Way, God’s Plan…instead of being like…”yeah I post slutty pics on the internet for attention, like a false idol, so what, I’m a baldwin and without slutty selfies, I’m nothing…I’m doomed”….

I don’t get it or really care, I just wanted to share that there are more than just Hailey Baldwins but als Alaia Baldwins…and the real question is, when you’re last name is BALD, how bald do you keep your pussies for Jesus / Bieber / Stephen…Hopefully not too bald, because I love bush, bush is finally trendy, and shaving your pussy when you’re of God, seems a little against the way of the NUN….

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2018

Oct

Vicky Stark Big Titty Fishing Chick of the Day

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I know nothing about Vicky Stark….

I am just posting her because when I saw that she was out there producing all kinds of fishing erotica…

I once met a guy building a social network for fisherman because fishing which is considered a sport was the largest sport in the world….and he wanted to milk it….

So I figure that my audience, all one and a half of you are into fishing….and girls…but not just any girls, girls who look like this.

You know like all American blonde babe who looks like a stripper, or like they work at Hooters, or like they are just white as fuck in the suburbs with their boyfriend who was either military, or who works in finance or selling insurance so that their middle of the road, warm weather, endless tan life can afford their Jeep.

Rocking the fake tits and a gym body, on some straight from the beaches and fitness competitions of Florida, who found her voice and found her way….doing fishing content.

It’s a fucking great angle, it’s better than just posing to pose, like all them other do nothing bitches…and I have a feeling this Vicky Stark is going to have TV deals in the next month….because fishing and pussy go hand in hand…they even SMELL the same….if you get the right ripe unshowered pussy..and I KNOW YOU DO.

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2018

Oct

Charli XCX Pussy Print of the Day

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Charli XCX is another club level performer, you know the kind who exists, who performs, who may even have some successful songs out there, that I can’t confirm or deny, because I avoid all this amateur sounding music that’s being created, and I’ve even seen her perform live, but wasn’t paying attention, so that I can focus on the important things about these people, like how shameless they will get to get seen.

Charli XCX was all about her tits for a long time, she’s been around a while now, and it was always tits out, tits everywhere, tits! When you got big tits and are from the UK, you do what they call the Rita Ora…

So bad music or not, Charli XCX being slutty, is key….

Her new video

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2018

Oct

Chanel West Coast Bike Short Twerk of the Day

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Chanel West Coast is so beat…

I don’t even really know who Chanel West Coast is…

I mean I know all about her, but only because she’s been consistently putting out smutty content since getting a weird fanbase from being on Rob Dyrdek’s show…

It’s like she claims to be a rapper or singer, but as far as I’m concerned she’s just some too old to not be famous as a rapper yet, even though she’s grey area famous since she’s been on TV and people seem to hold that in high esteem and pay attention to you after having been on TV.

She’s at sex tape level of fame, you know we’d all watch her fuck, because we know the name enough to think it’s more important than amateur porn….but we don’t actually know her music, and would not actually go to her club appearances she only gets because she’s been on TV…

But the good news is she’s wearing bike shorts, they are in style and trendy, unlike her music…

And she’s twerking like a white girl tying to seduce the black guys in….as everyone knows the black twitter, instagram and memes is where the internet market is at now….careers can be made off this…and not just TheShadeRoom….other things too.

Chanel West Coast Slutty Big Tits Lollipop

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2018

Oct

Chrissy Teigen Big Fat Hard Nippled Tits of the Day

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Fat Chrissy Teigen is pretty much banned from this site. Only because I don’t find her interesting or compelling…

I did have a weird interraction with her a long time ago, where she praised the site for making her laugh…because guess what..the site is funny.

Then a year later I went too far making fun of her, because what I’ve realized is that all these people have a breaking point, in some aspects they want everyone talking about them, but in other aspects of their fame leeching whore life, they want everyone talking nice, or soft teasing.

They do not like dudes coming out calling them fat, this was pre-kids, calling them wallet fuckers who invested their pussy into the homosexual singer she has kids with, and knew that all she had to do was please that earner and she’d be fine…

What I am sure she didn’t anticipate was that her twitter would go viral, people would think she’s a great voice for America, despite just being some fat tit, fat, ex bikini model who lives off some singer….and a career happened….

People think she’s real, truthful, but really she’s just a broken down misguided whore….

I celebrated her when she wanted to kill herself because I thought it was a good choice for her, but instead she ended up becoming relevant in pop culture for whatever fucking reason, giving whores everywhere hope that thy will matter too…

Her big sloppy mom tits with no bra, on par with all the clickbait she’s produced over the years, should be banned from the site, but instead it’s my olive branch to mend our broken relationship…because I forgive her for being a cunt…but I can’t forgive her for this outfit with that body…you know because I remember her before she was fat…but always knew she’d grow into her tits as all busty asians do.

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2018

Oct

Elizabeth Olsen Gets Her Tits Wet of the Day

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Elizabeth Olsen is the Olsen twin sister who still needs to work, because when she was growing up, her older twin sisters, who may or may not be aliens from another planet, but who are definitely really creepy and weird and look like Michael Jackson, were out there making billions of dollars so that they don’t have to ever work in entertainment again, but instead run some fashion company because they can….

This one is out there doing Hollywood pictures, getting lots of praise, even getting jerked off to by the perverts who are into her sisters and this is the closest thing they can get to the real thing, but also by people who don’t know anything about the Olsen twins other than that there were creepy kids in movies in the 90s, and know everything about Elizabeth Olsen…like that she’s busty…

Here she is getting wet.

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2018

Oct

Rachel McCord Trying to Be Sexy in a Bikini of the Day

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Rachel McCord is in a bikini for the paparazzi as she does…because it’s all she’s got going for her…

Which makes Rachel McCord almost interesting, only because she’s moved to LA when her sister booked a show, that at this point was so long ago, and she hasn’t done anything since…

But for a minute and a half, I think 2 seasons, but maybe more, she was the plus one to all the events her sister went to.

You know full fucking mooch, not actually working in LA, just hanging out….and that’s the attitude I like from a woman. I mean find a rich dude and fucking sit, lunch, dinner, shop, fuck, and get paparazzi pics in between.

I mean if you’re a skinny chick, you have to be a real idiot to have ambitiion, goals and dreams and want to work.

Follow Rachel McCord’s lead…and do nothing, yet matter more than your sister the actual actor does, cuz your do nothing involves paparazzi marketing so people know the name…