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2018

11

Oct

Dakota Johnson Possibly Pregnant Cameltoe of the Day

Dakota Johnson brought her pregnant pussy lips out in a pair of leggings as girls who wear leggings that are at least one size too small often do….

I mean if you leave your house, you will see at least one pair of leggings jacked up into cunt, it’s pretty much a guarantee…so all these people complaining about the state of the country, or the world or the politics, clearly haven’t been to a mall food court in a while…cuz being able to see pussy on regular girls, out in public, all because leggings define pussy…is a pretty magical thing…

I guess when you’re pregnant like Dakota Johnson is, it’s easier to get those leggings caught in your cunt…that’s gaping and ready to expel a child…

She’s the daughter of known whore rich kid Mel Griffith, and Don Johnson. She was conceived on a Coke Bender, and she now fucks Coldplay to the point of baby making..and that’s all we need to know about her and her promoting some movie on lies.

Here she is looking like a blow up doll for W Magazine

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2018

11

Oct

Christa B Allen Pussy Print Aerobics of the Day

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Christa B Allen is the girl that played a young Jennifer Garner in 13 going on 30…you fucking perverts…

She’s also been consistently posting nude pics of herself on social media for the last few years…you fucking perverts.

You may still not know who she is, or care, but any girl who had some level of celebrity who has taken upon herself to take artistic nude selfies is someone we want to be fans of….even if they make it too easy to see their nipples…while you prefer more of a struggle….you fucking perverts.

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2018

11

Oct

Bebe Rexha Fat Tits in a Bra of the Day

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Big broad Bebe Rexha is disgusting to me. I don’t understand who she is, but I did see her at the AMAs where I realized that she must have got famous on the internet, in order to be famous in the mainstream, as these things work now, but unfortunately….it makes the mainstream one big talent show, where all their music is low quality shit, because really that’s what the people are used to and expect….

It’s like the porn industry, there used to be porn stars then everyone realized they could do porn, and the idea of star faded and was replaced with girls who fuck on camera.

It’s the music version of that, girls once rose to the top, had people invest money in them, build them all out so they were high grade and limited, but now anyone who can kinda sing and dance and makes a dumb song that goes semi viral is thrown at us like they are celebs…when they are just shit…Bebe Rexha is shit….

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Posted in:Bebe Rexha|SFW

2018

11

Oct

Hottest Selena Gomez Pics for her Suicide Watch of the Day

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Selena Gomez, who is in and out of rehab – and who just had a mental breakdown and is institutionalized due to said breakdown – all on Mental Health Awareness Day’s bio on her instagram…the most followed instagram in the world…cuz someone gives Zuckerberg handjobs….is:

Light, space, zest -that’s God. With him on my side I’m FEARLESS, afraid of no one and nothing.

Hypocrisy in Hollywood Jesus Freaks:

Clearly, bitch is crazy, but she’s not even a good Christian about it, which I guess you can tell by her entire fucking self involved, entitled rich kid, disgusting and excessive career, we can’t really blame her for, her mom is the one who threw her onto Barney and Said “do whatever it takes big purple dino”….and whatever it takes has left it’s mark on her soul….then there’s the whole LUPUS thing, getting Kidney Transplants to stay alive and shit….she’s just a fucking mess…

But at least she has god….a god who has brought Bieber and Baldwin together, leaving Selena and her auto-immune disease in the dust…to be committed, where she cries about how amazing her life is, how full her bank account is, how many fans she has, and how she has nothing to really complain about…but still finds a way..cuz that’s what young cunty spoiled brats do….nothing’s ever good enough for them…not even God…

The funniest story in the “Selena is receiving treatment and has the full support of her friends and family, after she was recently hospitalized after complications from her kidney transplant”..

Is that “Bieber was seen arriving at his church on Wednesday evening—shortly after TMZ broke the news that Selena Gomez had entered a mental health facility after being hospitalized twice in two weeks.

Bieber arrived at church without his wife Hailey Baldwin, and was seen looking visibly upset. He was comforted by friends as he left”…..

I guess she tried to kill herself….because
Light, space, zest -that’s God. With him on my side I’m FEARLESS, afraid of no one and nothing.

Even death….

These fake Jesus freak rich kids are so fucking delusional, coddled and turning to Jesus while being everything Jesus is not…is weird. It is like they are searching for help or assurance that despite being shitty humans they are forgiven and it feels good.

Posted in:Selena Gomez

2018

11

Oct

Old Lady Kristen Bell’s Creeper Sports Bra Erotica of the Day

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I am not a fan of Kristen Bell, and I know my opinion really doesn’t matter, but this is a blog, like a teenage girl in 2001, and I am allowed to write my fucking feelings down.

This is not a blog that pretends to be an investigative reporting platform to release real journalism in a well sourced and well researched way….with articles reporters work days or months on. Who’s got time or budget for that…

This is just a posting of the latest sluts in Hollywood are doing, and Kristen Bell, in her 40 years of being an actor, has solidified that position for herself…

There’s something magical with voyeurism, watching unsuspecting, or people pretending to be unsuspecting, but who know they are being watched….whether it’s at the gym, the gym showers, on a fire escape looking into a hot woman you followed home’s room, or not…it’s always fun….

But Kirsten Bell, all old and shit, makes it sad…I mean if I am going to be a pervert and watch a bitch through a window, I’d rather her mom gut not be hanging over her leggings…

Fitness can be hot, even old lady fitness…like that time I came myself jerking off in the corner of a Senior Aquafitness class at the YMCA….

But Kristen Bell cannot…maybe it is Dax, maybe it’s aging, maybe it’s the fact she’s average white and typical american looking…or maybe it’s the gunt…what I am saying is..this is really nothing great.

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Posted in:Kristen Bell|SFW

2018

11

Oct

Pregnant Margot Robbie of the Day

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Here’s Margot Robbie all pregnant and shit, because she’s an actress who takes her role as Sharon Tate real fucking seriously, and knows that if she doesn’t actually have a real baby cut out of her, she’s not a good enough actor to pull it off or make it believable.

So for the love of her craft and the love of getting Oscar nominations despite just being some slutty Australian girl who was in the right place at the right time and America decided to make her one of their top stars….she went out there to prepare for her role by having pervert directors / rapists cum in her…like the real Sharon Tate….only to prep for the execution of said baby when the murder scene shoots…so that the tears are real….the screams real…

It’s Hollywood, they can get away with murder and Tarantino is a sick fuck who supports this behavior…

I guess what I am trying to get at is that America likes blonde chicks, because Margot Robbie exists.

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Posted in:Margot Robbie|SFW

2018

11

Oct

Jessica Lee Buchanan’s Titty for an Instagram Shoot of the Day

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JESSICA LEE BUCHNAN is some model in some hipster instgram looking shoot…titties out, panties out, in a messy bedroom, so high concept…

She is a “Proud South African” whatever that means, I mean it could mean a lot of different things to a lot of different people. To some it could mean the same as saying she’s a “white power” enthusiast, because of that whole Apartheid shit…relevant in today’s American political climate….

Maybe she’s proud because of the high AIDS rate which is no longer a death sentence.., or maybe because of SHARKS since there are sharks everywhere.., or maybe she’s really into legless Olympic heroes taking out their girlfriend….or maybe she likes to Safari…

Maybe she lives in LA and it’s an angle to say she’s proud of her roots, without actually having to live in South Africa….

WHO KNOWS..but girls getting naked for free…is always a good LOL to me….cuz I know dudes would be paying for this….

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2018

11

Oct

Who Whored it Better? Madison Beer VS Olivia Culpo in a Titty Top of the Day

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Who Whored it Better?

Madison Beer?

OR –

Olivia Culpo?

In a Titty TOP?! So Exciting…The bigger tits always win…

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Posted in:Madison Beer|Olivia Culpo|SFW

2018

11

Oct

Sara Sampaio and Stella Maxwell TIt on Tit of the Day

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This titty pic of Sara Sampaio may already be out there and old news, I don’t actually pay attention and post a lot of the same shit twice. It’s called being a sloppy, disorganized, blogger who likes to drink.

That said, I find it interesting that Sara Sampaio is titty out in this pic, pretty much dick on dick with Stella Maxwell, who you may know as the Hollywood Model Dyke who fucks and dates Hollywood girls you didn’t know were dykes, because you didn’t want to believe they were dykes, even though everything about them, from their lesbian haircut to their jeans screamed dyke, because you were blinded by the Twilight Saga…and truly believed in her Robert Pattison love affair….even though nothing on TV is real…

That’s not what I find interesting…I find it interesting that last year she went on a media tour, Sara Sampaio not Stella Maxwell who’s media tours involve a different tactic to be relevant called fucking famous chicks, where Sara Sampaio’s involve whining about being published nude in photos she signed off on, claiming assault…yet when VS, the people at Victoria’s Secret say “pull your tit out trick, we pay you lots and can end you”…she does it no complaints…seems bullshit to me…but there’s tits out so that’s good.

A step in the right direction.

Posted in:Sara Sampaio|Stella Maxwell

2018

11

Oct

Kendall Jenner’s Nipples of the Day

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I hate doing posts on anything Kardashian. I love doing posts on see through shirts with no bra on underneath.

I am old. I am from an era of fort knox level security detail to get to a woman’s tits. We had bras, sometimes with sports bras over them, and undershirts, and button down shirts, and sweaters and jackets..making getting at the tit impossible….

So when braless became a trend like it was the 70s again, I had to be a fan, and when shirts got see through, and didn’t just get see through with the camera flash….I felt like we wre really getting somewhere as a people….

So here we are now, free nipples, post nipples, feminist no longer protesting porn for being misogynisitic but claiming it’s feminist and getting naked and joining in on it…it’s like we are in an alternate universe.

But the fame whores tend to be the ones we hate…part of families we hate…doing what they do to make more money doing it…and it leaves me torn…do I post this trash or ignore it like it didn’t happen to do my part to make the world a better place.

As it turns out, the tits always win.

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