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2018

13

Sep

Bella Thorne Tits out of the Day

Your favorite set of tits you’d probably expect to have an opiate overdose but that are too vanilla and lame despite their trying so hard to be weird hustle ….

Straight from Disney and a mom who whored her out to Disney who is clever enough to figure out what the market wants and give the market what they want…which is often times tits…the whole “i don’t give a fuck, this is me, I’m real”…only totally contrived and fake…possible in her tits as much as in her schtick…but kids are idiots and obviously buy into this…because….she exists and is making huge fucking money as she exists…

The pop world has always been shit, except now it’s easier to jerk off to as an old pervert who has no real standards but who has all the hate needed to hate everything these losers who win are doing….whether I am too old to even know these people exist or not.

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2018

13

Sep

Dua Lipa Hard Nipple Erotica of the Day

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The future is now…Dua Lipa who’s name you can’t pronounce and probably don’t care to pronounce is the product of a successful YOUTUBE page with Billions of views….that allows her to carry herself around like a celebrity, because this is where celebrity happens…social media…not the blogs, not the record labels…strictly on the YOUTUBE…

I don’t know what this Dua Lipa hipster who probably isn’t all that hip, but the cool kids aren’t so cool anymore, is out with her nips out, on trend, on brand…and whether her music sucks or not…I can appreciate all her hard work generating buzz for herself and promoting herself…

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2018

13

Sep

Avril Lavigne Almost Pussy Flash of the Day

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Canada’s favorite Mall Rat, Skater Girl, Avril Lavigne….is on the comeback…

The other day I saw she posted some of the least sexy boudoir photos I assume are for another album or some promo for something she’s trying to do…maybe it’s a Christmas Album or something that old timers do when they want to seduce their fans to buy into them….and give them more money….and fans is something Avril Lavigne has…thanks to people being fucking perverts into 30 year olds who dress like 15 year olds and sing weird teeny pop punk trash for 15 year olds…despite being 30.

Well, she went onto Late Night TV, in a Racy outfit to remind you all that she’s BACK…her and her skater boy will not SEE you later boy…they are right…here…

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here is her recent glamour shoot

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2018

13

Sep

Lais Ribeiro Topless of the Day

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Lais Ribeiro is Topless, probably for that Victoria’s Secret “artistic” nude book that they are pushing their women to be in, but it could be for anything, I mean she’s a promo model from brazil, a single mother, who any type of sex work that isn’t spreading her ass and fucking a tranny on video for American straight men to watch on their favorite porn site…is success.

The fact that she’s a single mom is pretty impressive, most moms, single or not, are far lazier looking, fatter, sloppier, and tired…but I guess when you’re an immigrant trying to make it…you gotta put in that extra effort….and pull out that massive ethnic tit…

I am assuming this is from their ART BOOK OF NUDES that also featured Kendall Jenner Fucking a Horse Naked…and no it wasn’t kim…

But who cares what the purpose is, focus on the mom tit…

Here she is with her tit out for BURNING MAN

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2018

13

Sep

Nicki Minaj Big Fake Ghetto Tits for Wonderland of the Day

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Nicki Minaj is disgusting…She’s the equivalent of White Privilege but the black version. She came to America, lived a middle class life, went to a middle class school, went to acting school because she loved to perform, created this bullshit character that is Nicki Minaj…and now she’s ripped off Lil Kim for the kids who don’t remember Lil Kim and has been getting away with it for a long time…

From fat, unappealing trash…to whatever the fuck this sexualized, jacked up, face injected, fake tits are….

I don’t get the hype, I mean obviously, she’s making a lot of executives richer than he’s making herself and they push her to do this shit…but the fact she has fans is so strange to me….but not as strange as her bringing her diabetic ass to the fucking magazines for you to jerk off to because you’re into jerking off to gutter pop culture trash…

I mean what is this bullshit…speaking of Bullshit her fight with Cardi B was some WWE style promotional nonsense for both of them…they are all in this scamming together…if Cardi B was as hood of a stripper as she pretends…Nicki Minaj would be shot dead….

None of this matters…

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2018

13

Sep

Victoria’s Secret Models Naked and Wet of the day

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Victoria’s Secret’s secret is one of the largest smut producers, like PORNO companies before them, they consistently put out content on a daily basis of women in various states of undress, cockteasing, in efforts to get perverts like you to buy your fat wive’s the lingerie in hopes that you can close your eyes and re-live the fantasy of fucking one of their promo models.

It’s their marketing strategy, and it probably wouldn’t fly with a company today, since everyone is so fucking uptight about the sexualizing of women to sell product, but that have been strong enough to not fold to the demands of the lesbians protesting hot chicks.

They also produce glamour Boudoir nude shoots with their models, and put it in a book they put out, to pull the lie that they are “art”…when clearly it’s just shameless tits for hits..and we like it.

I don’t know which model is which…but they are in various states of naked…..

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2018

13

Sep

Emma Watson as Wonder Woman of the Day

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I wonder how many autistic seizures this has just caused…

It’s a Harry Potter character, now legal to jerk off to, wearing a Wonder Woman Costume, next to a Star Wars Character, like the nerd multiverse has just giving you the best thing ever to ejaculate to, only it’s a selfie and not a leaked sex tape featuring her asshole, that her lawyers kindly ask me to remove like they did with her other leaked pics that included her not naked, but trying clothing on, something you perverts clearly appreciated but not as much as this Cosplay shit…

I may have a blog and that may in and of itself be autistic and nerd shit…but I do not understand sci/fi, comic book, comicon, or any of that other fetish shit you can’t grow out of….

I do it for the tits, and there’s clearly a serious lack of tits here, but that doesn’t matter to any of you, that’s just how weird you are.

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2018

13

Sep

Larissa Dick Nude Pics of the DAy

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Larissa Dick may not be famous yet…but she’s naked and has a great name for a sex worker, it’s almost a little too much like a Drag Name..but great none the lest because just saying her name while looking at her nudes tells you what you’re supposed to be doing, what you’re supposed to focus on, your dick.

I mean relevant or not, she’s got some great tits, which I guess makes someone worth looking at in photos…

I don’t need an acting career, an IMDB page, a modeling agent….the willingness to get naked is perfectly fine….

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2018

13

Sep

Jojo Got her Fat Ass Out There of the Day

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I have no idea why I am reposting this pics of Jojo’s fat ass in some underwear outfit for the perverts…

But I am posting it….

I assume it has to do with Jojo being a symbol of perversion of the past and that if you have fans a decade ago that want to jerk off to you – they’ll want to still jerk off to you 10 years later…as Maitland Ward has taught us, don’t underestimate the power of being a 90s star people want to see become a porn star, where even in her 40s and sloppy she can deliver…

This is not Maitland Ward…thank god…but it’s Jojo’s ass.

Posted in:JoJo|Jojo Levesque|SFW

2018

13

Sep

Marisa Papen Nude Pics of the Day

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Marisa Papen is some performance artist, nude model, who was naked on instagram and got a following for it, back before everyone was nude on instagram, when you got deleted for being nude on instagram, before instagram pulled back on policing content produced by women seeking attention, because they didn’t want to be called out as oppressive patriarchy or anti-feminist, like let these women on the platform be whores the way nature intended them to be, because there’s not much difference between a nude shoot and a bikini shoot for attention…

She’s gone more aggressive, political, racy with her nude pics..and the great thing about them…is that they often time feature her bush and I fucking love bush…I don’t need to go into all the ways I love bush…but trust me…bush is the future..and it was the past…and the bald pussy era was just a mistake we will look back on and wonder why…

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