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Bella Thorne Titty in Paris of the Day

Pixie Lott Pushing Up The Tits of the Day

Kendall Jenner Wore a Nipple Dress for Fashion of the Day

Did Heather Graham Have Real Sex in Nowhere of the Day

Pregnant Margot Robbie’s Sheer Shirt of the Day

2018

Sep

Delilah Belle Hamlin and Amelia Hamlin Braless of the Day

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Two sisters from LA, who are on the lower tier of relevant in comparison to the other girls they grew up with, but that doesn’t mean they aren’t trying to get noticed, to matter, to be seen. I mean they come from a low hanging fruit celebrity stock, but were brought up amongst other kids with far richer parents than them, so they know they have to put that extra effort in, effort that the parents fully support and contribute to, because they want Hadid/Jenners of their own…you know relevant young sluts….

So they get out there nipples out, braless, cuz people don’t wear bras anymore, doing the sister fetish to all dudes who have wanted to fuck a set of sisters, both at the same time or at different times, and the whole thing is pretty silly, but not too silly to post, because Lisa Rina, their mom with the fake lips, who may or may not have had sex with Trump on Celebrity apprentice, is a carnival freak in her own right, so seeing her offspring doing this…is newsworthy to me.

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2018

Sep

Lady Gaga Possible Pussy Flash of the Day

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Lady Gaga is unfortunately working as an actress now, and with that comes her promo tour, we just can’t get rid of this bitch….her music here to stain our fucking brains as it does….

I would say that the highlight of my career as a titty blogger happened in 2010, when I went to a music award show in Toronto Canada that I managed to sneak into with some gold bracelet….there was an open bar, I got drunk, lost my camera, went to the after party, saw Perez Hilton fight with Will I Am, while Lady Gaga was by his side, trying to launch her career off Perez Hilton’s back….blogs were important back then, just not this blog…she was wearing fishnets and a panties in public, something you only saw at the clubs on the party gogo dancing whores…and it was in a weird way the begining of a pantsless era of girls being pantsless…

But the highlight of my titty blogging career was actually being in Lindsay Lohan’s hotel room with her, drinking her alcohol, she was a more premium talent…

Lady Gaga, has for a decade or close to a decade offended me, as she manipulates losers to buy into her…and she’s been consistently ugly, no matter how naked she gets, and the whole thing has been terrible on all of our spirits but no one even realize that they are being manipulated by her.

She’s out flashing her crotch, it’s how she markets herself, but don’t try to grab her by the pussy, even if it is he american way, this is just an invite to have you notice her, not have you touch her…you sexual assaulters and your vague memories of assaulting since no one wants to be seen as a sexual assaulter…even if every dude out there wants to be grabbing all the pussy they can…it’s a gender issue really..

Either way, an ugly girl trying to be hot, continues…

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2018

Sep

Sex Toy of the Day

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Nymph Soft Moving Finger Vibrator is the Sex Toy of the Day

We’ve partnered up with BE YOUR LOVER to bring you the latest and greatest in sex toys.

I am a huge fan of sex toys, and have been watching girls use sex toys for as long as I can remember, maybe even before there was technological advancements in sex toys, back when they’d put random household objects up in them, like hair brushes, toothbrushes, phallus vegetables, and even candles.

There’s something magical about seeing a woman get herself off, helping a woman get herself off, or getting yourself off the most efficient way….The orgasm is a magical thing.

Today’s sex toy of the day is the NYMPH

Here are some details on the NYMPH…

BUT THE MOST IMPORTANT THING YOU NEED TO KNOW IS THAT:

1- THE NYMPH IS SO GOOD AT MASSAGING YOUR BALANUS!!!!
2- IF YOU ARE LOOKING FOR MORE STIMULATION YOU CAN USE IT TO TEASE YOUR LITTLE TESTIS.
3- IF YOU ARE LIKE ME – YOU WILL LIKE IT CARESSING YOUR NIPPLE.

It is designed for couples, with 3 massage fingers, the extra hand, or the right hand in all your pleasure needs….or if you hate other people, just use it on yourself. It’s not queer to feel good.

Some other details from their site…you naughty naughty person…

Designed for couples

Nymph is perfect for any couple to use. Enhancing desire and creating a better sexual connection with your partner for extreme pleasure from every position you could ever imagine.

Grasp moving Fingers

The unique fingers offer finger like movements, allowing for an exceptional experience that is unlike any other product. The fingers are designed to massage the nipples and clitoris during foreplay, bringing with it maximum pleasure. Explore new positions from the beginning to the end!

The round head vibration

Nymph also has a soft and flexible rounded head with a built-in vibration motor that will not disappoint. You can enjoy it both internally and externally. The soft, rounded silicone head allows for exploration within the vagina as well as external stimulation.

Environmentally Friendly Material

Nymph is made of environmentally friendly silicone. All SVAKOM products have passed the strictest test and have proudly reached the highest standards before launching.

Waterproof Design

Nymph is completely waterproof, allowing you to explore all areas of fun, whether in the bath, pool or sea, there’s no limit!

Rechargeable Battery

With the lithium battery capacity of 300mAh, Nymph provides 1.5 hours of continuous pleasure after a full charge of only 40 minutes.

Vibration Frequencies + 3 Massage moving fingers

Nymph is offering 5 different vibrating modes and each with 5 levels of intensity, plus 3 massage moving fingers with different levels of vibration. Nymph will take you from the bashful teasing all the way to an intense climax.

Sounds like a win for me….do it for yourself, your partner, the environment….do it for the orgasm…plus it looks like some weird alien found at the bottom of the sea…which is far more user friendly than something that looks like a horse cock…

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2018

Sep

Zelda Williams Dykes it Down with Danielle Campbell of the Day

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I once mad a deal with Zelda Williams that I wouldn’t post her on my site anymore, she cried some shit about how people in her high school teased her because I broke some story that she was a lesbian before she knew she was a lesbian, you know some basic cyber bully tactics I once utilized…because I believe in Bullying…and calling people out…

I actually deleted the archive content for her, SOMETHING I NEVER DO…but if someone cries enough about it, I’m not all evil, I’m actually very nice and considerate…..

But that was years ago, times have changed, she’s grown up, she’s got her Robin Williams money, and she can focus on her writing, tweeting and acting she always wanted to have going for her…and she can also own being a lesbian, or bi sexual, who cares what she fucks….this is a genderless world where all sex is good sex….

More importantly she’s on a show, or movie, putting her face in some chick’s pussy…which is obviously something I am going to post, to help her promote her own voice in the industry, because she’s more than just a brilliant comedians daughter, she’s her own person, her own activist and should be promoted as her own….so long as shes making movies with her face up in pussies…

It’s a good time for all the Zelda Williams fans…you can’t put this out there and not have me post it!

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2018

Sep

Phoebe Price Titty Bounce Video of the Day

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It was Phoebe Price’s birthday, which should be a national holiday, it should be celebrated by the masses, with fireworks and jerking off, maybe even a time honored tradition of having sex with a doll with big tits, to feel as close to the source of all that is great in the world…like Phoebe Price…

It’s too bad that her birthday was overshadowed by ridiculous smoke and mirrors praying/preying on the American people and distracted them with noise to do other sneaky things behind their back….politics….

But that doesn’t mean her big amazing tits didn’t bounce their way through town having a good time…or that she’s not willing to let us in on her bouncy tits having a good time…because one thing about Phoebe that we all know is that she’s all about sharing her life and good times with us…it’s actually what she’s all about…Nothing but love for that…and these epic ageless tits.

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2018

Sep

Alyson Stoner Bikini Booty of the Day

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Alyson Stoner is 25 year old Disney Kid, who I guess was sexualized by her family and execs at Disney, because like all 25 year old girls who were on Disney…she’s out there whoring in a bikini…

You perverts probably know her because she was in the The Suite Life of Zack & Cody….and the Step Up Stomp The Yard series….because she’s a dancer…so you know her….

More creepily, she was in Missy Elliott videos…you perverts….and now she’s giving you what you’ve wanted her to give you all along…bikini pics of her dance ass to jerk off to because you can…it’s your right…why else would she be posting bikini pics if not to make you jerk off..

Oh right, to show you her living her best life, obviously nothing sexual…

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2018

Sep

Paz De La Huerta a Naked Icon for Instagram of the Day

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Paz De La Huerta is probably the most important person you don’t care about, and don’t remember, because the only job she’s ever done was the tits on Boardwalk Empire, but that was a pretty good show, Atlantic City during Prohibition, brilliant era, and back then, not every show had good tits on them, it was really just a handful of shows that featured tits, and if you had no internet but a suscripition to HBO on your cable plan, you were jerking off to said tits…with storylines and Steve Buscemi….something some could consider better than porn…due to weird Buscemi fetishes…

Paz De La Huerta has taken a liking to posting her nudes on social media, because nude is kind of her thing, and when a woman, even old and battered realizes she can get attention by posting nude selfies on the internet and starts doing that…I feel like the stars have aligned and things are right where they need to be.

Paz De La Huerta Nude Big Tits Nipples Laying

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2018

Sep

Sara Sampaio See Through Shirt of the Day

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Sara Sampaio is some Portuguese model who has made it in America – because of her work as a sex worker for the billion dollar brand that knows how to strategically motivate their roster of hookers to post slutty content to their social media feeds – with money and bonuses…all that the social media platforms encourage and promote because it makes their softcore porn and clickbait that people are into, since we are all perverts seem more acceptable to the shareholders investing into the public traded platform they are excited about investing in because of all the eyeballs and revenue opportunities…without seeing it as the porn site it really is.

Apparently, you can see Sara Sampaio’s nipples in this outfit, because pulling out nipples in outfits for fashion, like posting half nudes, is socially acceptable and encouraged to get you noticed….even if you’ve publicly complained about your nipples being published in a magazine you singed off on….saying it was sexual assault…all these whores…nutty like the professor.

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2018

Sep

Lily Collins Spreads Her Legs for Fashion of the Day

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I am a fan of Lily Collins…not because her dad is Phil Collins, but it does increase her stock price a little bit, knowing she’s got all kinds of daddy issues and mental problems as all that shit is relative and all that shit is specific to the person’s life, so the person who has everything and has always had everything, will not know they have everything, and really money or a famous dad doesn’t make for a better life to begin with, but it does buy nice things if you’re the dude who is smart enough to K-FED her..

I am a fan of Lily Collins…not because of her acting career that stems from being Phil Collin’s daughter, you know that dude’s got connections…

I am a fan of Lily Collins…because she’s skinny and I guess showing her dick in this photoshoot.

GO! Dick! Flashes!

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2018

Sep

Fat Girl Hard Nipples for Baked Goods Ariel Winter of the Day

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Ariel Winter is an emotional eater, you can tell by how many times she’s had her breasts reduced, yet they are still big, it’s from diet …She’s also constantly exercising, at least on social media, which means she’s always exercising, since social media isn’t a lie or fabrication or manipulation of what is actually going on, which in Ariel Winter’s case is chronic eating….

I figure she’s disgusting because she’s been sold off to the media at a young age, celebrated, and doesn’t realize how gross she is, especially in her low level instagramming, thanks to all that positive feedback, but we all know eventually all these people break and crack….

Child Stars are all fucking broken…so it may or may not be genetics, it may just be bad habits, that I guesa she’s learning to accept her psychological issues with the content she’s been putting up…food. The key to obesity and I guess this whole body positivity movement that comes with emotional eating.

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