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2018

10

Sep

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

We live in a world where people care about Nicki Minaj and Cardi B having a WWE style fight – that didn’t end with either of them dead – in what is obviously staged marketing stunts – because if they actually wanted each other dead – one would be dead – they have that ghetto capabilities and /or the money to find it.

Not to mention Nicki Minaj was some rich kid when she got her record deal from being a rich kid in Drama school filling a part of a black Lady Gaga before becoming a Lil Kim rip off.

Point being, this shit isn’t interesting, but the general population, which means girls, find this interesting, so if you want to seduce them by standing outside a public bathroom in the park asking if they need help, before the park ranger asks you to leave, because 90 percent of women in parks are lesbians, you may have to pretend to care about it, but in your case, it’s probably better to save your allowance for actual sex workers…they’ll at least let you fuck them.

Here are some stepLINSK…Morning Style…

Albino Moose Kills Mower
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Big Titty Weightlifter…
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Robin Williams Things Going to AUction by his Ex Wife
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Some Trashy Porn Looking Bitch from the 90s – Jogging Half Naked
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Rita Ora Braless – See Through
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Kristen Stewart Slutty
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Lady Uses her Kid as an Umbrella
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Denise Richards Gets Married for TV
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Dancing Bare Butt…
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Natalie Portman Little Cleavage
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Don’t Touch the Electric Fence
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Guy Draws Iron Mna in 10 Minutes, 1 Minute and 1 Second
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CBD Buy CBD Oil Get a Deal!! It’s Good. You’ll Like It….
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This VAPORIZER Will Save Your Life
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Get your bongs under 100 and your Glass Pipes
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2018

07

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

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You are a fan boy and that’s ok….your media trained you to be that way….

Fit as fuck girl running practically half naked….in what must be bikini bottoms…tits out…ass out…and it’s perfectly legal…yet she’ll be the same person who gets mad at a dude jerking off at her…

Mom with a fat ass in cat some romper…Girl on bench sitting spread legged in a skirt…probably not wearing panties…

Braless girls..nipples everywhere…yet they’ll all be the same person who gets mad at a dude jerking off at her…

Because they are jerk off shamers…confused by the messaging of the MeToo Movement…and feminism..

If you sexualize yourself, that’s cool, no complaints, but it doesn’t turn off our natural instinct to be turned on.

It doesn’t give us license to rape you…

But fucking right we’ll jerk off to you..

So keep on posting your smut you pervert exhibitionist bitches…and pretend it’s not sexual while all the boners you cause say otherwise…

It’s the weekend…these are some links.

Mel B is a Drug Addict
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Remembering Burt Reynolds
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Oiled Up Lena Dunham Ready for her Roast
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Reporter Attacked by Neighbor
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Elvin From Cosby Show Got a 10 Show Episode Deal…because People Jump on viral things to look good – even though no one gave a fuck about him before he was outted at Trader Joes…
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Rita Ora – Braless
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Dakota Fanning Creeping Me Out…
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Cars Won’t Start after Filling Up…
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Tori Spelling has some Fat Gay Kids
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Hottest Pics of Emily Browning
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The Cops are Coming
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TESLA Shares Drop After Elon Musk Smokes Joint
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A Couple Stole 400k from GoFundMe Homeless Man
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Naked Man Runs Through LA
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Gamer Troll of the Day
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World Champions of Shitty Diving
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Shauna Sexton Still Sexting Ben Affleck…
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Nadeea the Russian Doing Yoga Sluts….
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Lohan Planning to Launch Island Resort in Dubai
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JetSki Explosion
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Follow the Service Animal Rules
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CBD Buy CBD Oil Get a Deal!! It’s Good. You’ll Like It….
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This VAPORIZER Will Save Your Life
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Get your bongs under 100 and your Glass Pipes
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From the Forum

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Nicole Richie Lookin’ Black at an Event
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Dua Lipa – Bra Outfit
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Chloe Grace Moretz Monster Tank
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Heather Graham at an Event
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Camilla Belle – Bra
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Marilyn Monroe’s Grand Daughter in a SLutty Dress
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Rat Cow Street Walking
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Hailee Steinfeld in Tight CLothign
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Karlie Kloss is Not Hot
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Peyton ROi List Legs
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Sarah Jessica Parker – Tits
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Rosie Huntington Hot Dress
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Nina Dobrev Dog Walker in Leggigns…
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Stella Maxwell in a MAgazine
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Madison Beer Shorts…
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Gillian Jacobs 80s
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From stepSMUT!!

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Find Married Chicks to Fuck
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New – Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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Fat Girl with Fat TITS FUCKS DONUTS
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All Nude Celebs
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Delia Rose – White Big Titty Slut
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Pig who Wants the Biggest Booty
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Cam Girl’s Kinky Side
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Webcam Strip
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Black Dildo VS College Pussy
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Face Sit of the Day
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Gayest Drink Ever
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Marlene Mourreau Tits…
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Weird Asian Titty Rape
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Girls with Amazing Legs
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TWO THINGS LESBIANS CAN DO THAT MEN CAN’T
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Pulling her Panties to the side
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Sluts in Bed Together
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Lingerie Ride of the Day
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Dude Forgot his Rain Pancho
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Just an Amateur Pooping for You – Sick Fuck
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AMazing and Named Mabelle
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Possessed Orgasm
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OutDoor Sex
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Sex Tape Fails
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Amateur Sluts!
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Live Sex
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2018

07

Sep

Josephine Skriver the Robot at Victoria’s Secret Event for some Fake Art Book of the Day

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I think Josephine Skriver is probably the hottest Victoria’s Secret model…which is saying a lot because Victoria’s Secret hasn’t pandered to the fat whining chicks, the genderless inclusion driven, whining entitled losers who think hot chicks are the enemy….and still use hot chicks…

Or in Josephine Skriver’s case, do some West World shit…where she was created in a lab by some weird psychopathic homosexual narcissist who knew he could create a human genetically modified with the right funding….and the whole thing will end badly..with a takeover by her people killing us all off…even though she thinks she’s human….

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My second favorite VS model is Elsa Hosk, because she’s an Athlete from Sweeden who came up so trashy and remains so trashy, like a sex worker a high end sex worker…

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They are at some VS sponsored event with one of their photographers, to ensure people know they are producing art and not half naked promo model smut, which is what it actually is, but if you have a published book funding by the smut producers, you can polarize what you do as art, so the hippies and lesbians can’t bring you down and call you Misogynists.

It’s all clever marketing you see….because these protestors don’t realize that ART doesn’t exist.

Other people there include:

Cindy Crawford:
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Barbara Palvin
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Posted in:Elsa Hosk|Josephine Skriver|SFW

2018

07

Sep

Rita Ora Nipples of the Day

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Rita Ora, along with her tireless energy and eagerness, the over-achiever who appears fucking everywhere she can, because she has work ethic or drive, and knows if she pushes this hard enough, long enough, people will get used to her being around, and just accept her as a friend they don’t know, but follow on Instagram in their shameless self promotion….and that alone…is why she’s finally making it…finally getting somewhere so if you got tits, and she’s got tits, great tits, showing her nipples as these whores do….people will care, give in and believe in you enough to stare at your great tits…

So the hope is that Rita Ora…just keeps on giving us the tits, because really, that’s what matters….that is what it is about….

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Posted in:Rita Ora

2018

07

Sep

Charli XCX Big Girl Tiny Bikini of the Day

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I really try my hardest to not leave the house. I don’t have a job. I don’t have hobbies. I don’t have friends and those who have though they were my friends because I’m a really charismatic and great guy people like to be around decide to invite me places…I never go.

Sometimes, because I am internet famous, even if no one has ever heard of me, the site has enough traffic for me to get free tickets and invites places….and I refuse to go…I like to sit and stare at walls…I don’t care to write the next great American Novel, movie or TV show…I barely care to come up with clever things to say about sluts, I’ve said it all, I’ve come at this shit from every angle and it is boring..I just like to be left alone…to stare at wall.

But I have seen a fat and awkward Charli XCX perform, which is hilarious to me. I don’t go to concerts EVER….but there she was at a club performance…doing something awkward, unexciting, like a soundcloud artist gone viral on social media which kids are excited about…but that was zero exciting or inspiring…

She does have big tits though and she shows them off…I’ll give her that, or she’ll give us that….it’s her gift far more exciting than her performing art that has made her “famous” if she’s even famous…

I think she may just be the back-up Rita Ora for when Rita Ora craps out….and they need a busty chubby british girl who gets half naked for attention….it’s all a fucking simulation…these are all ROBOTS.

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Posted in:Charli XCX|SFW

2018

07

Sep

Hot Girls Smoking Weed for 420 Friday of the Day

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If you read the site, you’ll know that I don’t smoke weed, it gives me anxiety, but that doesn’t mean the rest of the world doesn’t smoke weed, and it doesn’t mean that I’m not a fucking burn out without the weed.

You’ll also know that I promote my friends at MileHighPipes.com …

I write:

Get your bongs under 100 and your Glass Pipes

Because I support the weed culture, smoking weed, and feel like a natural product or even an unnatural product that we want to consume should be our right. I actually think the government in Canada getting involved in the Weed business is going to be a disaster cuz Governments getting involved in anything is taking away our freedoms….

I wouldn’t say I’m an activist, or care that much, but if I can help you burn outs out there get a good deal on new ways to enjoy your favorite thing…then that is what I am going to do…because you and me, we’re in this together…

I figure I love girls who smoke….I jerk off to girls who smoke everyday…in a van….parked by the park where girls smoke…it’s exciting to me…

So what better way to celebrate my friends at MileHighPipes.com ….than to post a bunch of girls smoking..since we’re all perverts and it’s clickbait we can all understand…

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Posted in:Features

2018

07

Sep

Trump Saying Anonymous of the DAy

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Her’s a great video of President Trump trying to say Anonymous…

I don’t do Trump news or Politics. I am Canadian and don’t care. If anything the whole thing is annoying…

No matter what your side of the fence in your divided, hate each other, because liberals are genderless faggy pussies from San Francisco…who love immigrants…that are posing a threat to the republicans who are all white trash hicks who work at Walmart and are proud of their American Anti-Abortion Gun Toting ways…..and there’s nothing in between…no reasonable or rational..it’s just one social media fight after another…you idiots..all need to lighten up.

We can all find joy and humor in Trump trying to say anonymous…

It has nothing to do with the left, the right, immigration, equality, inclusion, and all the other shit posing a threat on your country….

It has to do with a pure laugh at someone fumbling their words like laughing at someone tripping.

It’s funny….

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2018

07

Sep

Sarah Hyland Disposable Bra Blackface of the Day

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Sarah Hyland, who has had a Kidney Transplant so gets a pass on pretty much everything from being annoying as fuck, to looking creepy as fuck….even if she’s just another entitled overpaid celebrity who started as a childstar and is still in the same role because the TV industry is fucking crazy and they don’t kill off the last standing shows that still work..

Well, I guess being a handicapped sticker holding, developed weird girl allows you to post up sexy in weird disposable bra tops..no nipples…and Black Face…

Even though Black Face, for whatever reason, especially on Halloween, despite being the only way you can dress like Kanye, is considered the fucking worst.

Yet this one…gets away with it…cuz she’s famous or has a shirt off…I don’t know…but it happened..call the Social Justice warriors and fight cultural appropriation!

Here she is in some weird modern family promo shit

Posted in:Sarah Hyland|SFW

2018

07

Sep

Nina Dobrev Doesn’t Support Nike of the Day

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Here she is out in her REEBOK like NIKE wasn’t something she had to stand beside to let all the other Hollywood liberals know she’s a Canadian Socialist from a communist country, and that the freedom to stand or sit whenever you want is pretty good place, whether you agree with each other or not, at least you can do what you want, including burning your NIKES…

Where she is from, the girls become sex workers forced to pee for men they don’t like….I mean then she came to canada where the spoiled brat got put into acting…and became this bitch intentionally taunting you all, playing both sites…in her REEBOK because in true Canadian fashion – don’t have an opinion or upset anyone they are all potential paying customers…

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Some more NIKE MEMES…

Posted in:Nina Dobrev|SFW

2018

07

Sep

Hailey Clauson Big Fat Cameltoe of the Day

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Hailey Clauson has lot a ton of weight, so she is likely at the Victoria’s Secret fashion show casting that all the sluts with some social following are going to – where the company has the paparazzi set up – because it’s all part of marketing and how you build a billion Dollar a Year Brand…

Despite being skinnier than ever, her pussy still fat though, or maybe her shorts too tight, because these shorts…and her posing on the street like she’s walking the catwalk…and not some hipster model pushing 30….if not already 30….who was smart enough in her youth to sue her client for sex offending her when underage….to get a financial base and still manage to get work for the next decade, more the last few years since she made a choice to go mainstream, but I woulda blacklisted a bitch…

You see there are 100,000 or more people capable of doing this…but Clauson I guess puts her pussy lips into it…a seasoned veteran really.