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Heidi Klum in an Offensive bikini of the Day

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Heidi Klum Tits Out of the Day

2018

Sep

Vanessa Hudgens Bikini Erotica of the Day

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Vanessa Hudgens is bringing it…High School Musical girl got some titties on…and I am a fan, possibly because I’ve seen her leaked nudes back in 2007, before it was a thing, back when you had to beg girls to get naked, before they were just posting that shit on Reddit Gone Wild all day…then again in 2011…making her an innovator, which is pretty much the opposite of what these pop culture icons are meant to be..candy coated vapid dog shit created by a billion dollar brand…who have no souls…but who I guess like being naked on camera because they can’t be naked in their Disney Contracts…

Her tits look bigger than they used to be, I guess that happens, and I guess bikini social media content is as lovely as it has always been, even if social media rapes our souls, like they were execs at Disney putting together their plan for High School Musical…

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2018

Sep

Sofia Richie Big Hard Nipples of the Day

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Sofia Richie has been out in a bikini, doing that whole bootleg Kardashian thing…you know being the tits that the Baby Daddy of one of the Kardashians cums on….

She recently celebrated a birthday – where Lionel made an appearance on her feed, you know the proud dad that is just glad he’s rich as fuck and that his lazy spoiled cunt daughter can go off to be on reality shows, with old pervert rich dudes, instead of being a hooker or escort like the sluts who aren’t born to Lionel Richie have to do…

Point being…she’s got good tits, but is too rich to be a sex worker, but not too rich to be a whore and that’s what makes this era of social media so exciting.

That’s all I gotta say about that.

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Posted in:SFW|Sofia Richie

2018

Sep

Kelly Brook Big Fat Tits Topless of the Day

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Kelly Brook is a fat titty model who was…always fat…..but with fat comes tits.

She used to starve herself before shoots so that she didn’t look so fat…but who has thrown that strategy in the trash because all the fat models are making it…and it’s easier to not starve yourself.

Not to mention she’s in her 40s, or near 40, and looks 40….so why bother trying to trick the system….just fucking be who you are and hope that America embraces you for another movie role you want so bad…because despite being rich from Titty Modeling, you believe there is more to life…but there isn’t, not when you have tits like this…

So here she is rocking them mom tits….even though she’s not a mom, but like they are milk filled and she’s at the mall trying to pull them out ever chance she gets to get men to look at her sexually again, now that her husband doesn’t…

I don’t know if she’s pregnant again, maybe she’s not too old to be pregnant, but I do remember when she once announced being pregnant only to claim Miscarriage before running to America to make it as an actress but never did, because I remember all the very important Kelly Brook facts like when she miscarried…or when she carried her big fucking tits you’d think would be a liability, heavy as fuck, but that instead made her exist…as tits tend to do. Thanks tits.

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Posted in:Kelly Brook|SFW

2018

Sep

Katharine McPhee Bikini Eel Erotica of the Day

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Katharine McPhee is used to slimy and disgusting things touching her….she is either engaged or married to a 70 year old with an aggressive viagra prescription and a lot of money…who you know is a slimy and disgusting thing…you just can’t fuck women for 50 years like a rich guy fucks women….and not be slimy and disgusting…not to mention..he was married to a Hadid, which in and of itself destroys genitals…but more importantly…if you ever walk into an old folks home, that smell of piss and shit and death and rot….is pretty much what this bitch faces every time she gives her man a rim job…

SO….eels aint a fucking thing…if anything…Japanese Eel porn you’ve all seen is far more attractive than what her actual typical sex looks like…so here she is coming at you with new fetishes as she does on the regular…cuz she’s weird.

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2018

Sep

Jessica Biel Bunk Bikini Body of the Day

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Jessica Biel has a netflix show that has at least one terribly awkward sex scene….

I put on this show to see what the Seventh Heaven one hit wonder, who cleverly connected to her Justin Timberlake fan club, and made the sucker marry her, before getting comfortable enough in their relationship to head back out there to work as the actor she always wanted to be….

It was fucking garbage, I had to turn it off, even after seeing her grab a cock over boxers..but it’s safe to say that this inappropriate, showing us that she’s still fit and works out because that’s what rich wives do, trying to generate some buzz around her….is her free ad for the show…

I couldn’t tell you what the show is about, and this is no way a free ad or promotion for that show….but I guess it is….

She has a lot of fans, a lot of old pervert fans, who like the woman Timberlake pretends is a man when he fucks her up the ass, like she was him, and he was the pedo producer who put N’Sync together…all these victims of abuse….reliving their abuse on their groupie they married broad shoulders…

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Posted in:Jessica Biel|SFW

2018

Sep

Halsey Crackhead Tits in a Bikini of the Day

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Halsey brought her tits out in a bikini over the weekend, because that’s what people do. If you have access to the social media, then you will know this weekend, the last weekend of the summer, has been bikinis on bikinis on bikinis…..it’s like all these bitches have spent the year building up to this..from working out, watching diet, having drug addictions, adderall and other speed-like meds to give them focus and they sure as fuck aren’t gonna stop now, not just because the calendar is telling them to….

Halsey, the whitest black girl – who while in white face, is still bringing up that she’s suffering the plight of the black man – is no exception to the rule that long weekends make for party sluts in bikinis….

She’s the figure head, the leader, the reference point or benchmark that all these other party girls with a dream, who will be backstage giving handjobs in the DJ booth today use to inspire that handjob, to give it more vigor and tighter grip….because she had her DJ creep give her a record deal and now she’s a celebrity….and all it took was partying….so keep on the party people….never stop.

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Posted in:Halsey|SFW

2018

Sep

Chanel West Coast Nipple Slip of the Day

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Chanel West Coast doesn’t matter…

She’s from an era of when MTV mattered, where Rob and Big had a show before Big died, and where people followed things they saw on TV, more than things they followed on the internet.

She’s a low level reality TV secondary character, and has since been producing smut around herself since the world only cares about social media…but unfortunately, we’ve got enough female white rappers, there’s no interest in her beyond staring at her tits, which is better that way, as no one needs to listen to another girl rapper…that shit is tedious to listen to and asking a lot of us when all we care about is the tits..

So I guess thanks to social media, we can fixate on her best assets, her contribution to us all.

Chanel West Coast Shaking Ass Pink Thong

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2018

Sep

Stella Maxwell Topless on the Roof of the Day

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Stella Maxwell and Irina Shayk did some dick on dick hustle for The Kooples, a clothing line, that features them hardly clothed, as you would if you were using a whore to promote anything you were trying to promote, you make sure you push them as far as they will go for you, to get as much you can out of them, because otherwise, you wouldn’t use the half naked underwear promo models who seduce broken sexually confused stars and the Russian mail order wife and baby momma to the stars…you’d use classier women…

Some think Stella Maxwell in all her restructuring and redirecting her career from being a low level hipster model for Terry Richardson with lopsided micro tits ….all dude-like….trying to make it…before deciding to growing her tits out…and hair out…to be looking like a lady…despite only fucking ladies…like the dude she once identified as because you’ll do a lot of money…

And now she’s famous.

Posted in:SFW|Stella Maxwell

2018

Sep

The Viral Lohan Dance for Labor Day of the Day

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The biggest news, most important news, the single most relevant situation that happened on social media this weekend – this glorious last day of summer – where all the clubs in Ibiza and I guess Mykonos are wrapping up a wonderful season…

Is Lohan Dancing…

She’s in some 70s leisure suit, dancing like a coked up medicated grandmother at some penthouse party she organized with her inheritance from her rich husband death…

Some socialite, with a plastic face, trying to maintain her youth….whilst being white as fuck…

It’s legendary….

I have had the pleasure of spending a night in a hotel room with Lohan many many years ago…where she put on some pajama pants and did a stripper dance to her album she never released…and it was a life changing experience…but this here…this here is better than that….

Lohan – my spirit animal can do no wrong….all she does is so fucking right…

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan|SFW

2018

Sep

Birthing Videos for Labor Day of the Day

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It has been DrunkenStepfather.com tradition since 2007 or 2008 to post Youtube Birthing videos on Labor Day…to celebrate life, to celebrate women and all they go through to bring new life into the world so that they don’t have to work, can collect child support from their rich baby daddies, and blame being fat on having kids… GO GIRLS, GIRL POWER, and more importantly to showcase that youtube posts and allows full pussy videos, they run ads on it, yet Google as a company flagged me as pornographic, and wouldn’t run GOOGLE ads on my site back in 2005, when I would have made millions of dollars off them.

I should have SUED.

That said…

Birthing videos on Labor Day, women in Labor, an annual tradition I’ve kept up, so take it in. You can ALways jerk off to it too..

Nice Tits…