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2018

13

Sep

Lais Ribeiro Topless of the Day

Lais Ribeiro is Topless, probably for that Victoria’s Secret “artistic” nude book that they are pushing their women to be in, but it could be for anything, I mean she’s a promo model from brazil, a single mother, who any type of sex work that isn’t spreading her ass and fucking a tranny on video for American straight men to watch on their favorite porn site…is success.

The fact that she’s a single mom is pretty impressive, most moms, single or not, are far lazier looking, fatter, sloppier, and tired…but I guess when you’re an immigrant trying to make it…you gotta put in that extra effort….and pull out that massive ethnic tit…

I am assuming this is from their ART BOOK OF NUDES that also featured Kendall Jenner Fucking a Horse Naked…and no it wasn’t kim…

But who cares what the purpose is, focus on the mom tit…

Here she is with her tit out for BURNING MAN

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2018

13

Sep

Nicki Minaj Big Fake Ghetto Tits for Wonderland of the Day

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Nicki Minaj is disgusting…She’s the equivalent of White Privilege but the black version. She came to America, lived a middle class life, went to a middle class school, went to acting school because she loved to perform, created this bullshit character that is Nicki Minaj…and now she’s ripped off Lil Kim for the kids who don’t remember Lil Kim and has been getting away with it for a long time…

From fat, unappealing trash…to whatever the fuck this sexualized, jacked up, face injected, fake tits are….

I don’t get the hype, I mean obviously, she’s making a lot of executives richer than he’s making herself and they push her to do this shit…but the fact she has fans is so strange to me….but not as strange as her bringing her diabetic ass to the fucking magazines for you to jerk off to because you’re into jerking off to gutter pop culture trash…

I mean what is this bullshit…speaking of Bullshit her fight with Cardi B was some WWE style promotional nonsense for both of them…they are all in this scamming together…if Cardi B was as hood of a stripper as she pretends…Nicki Minaj would be shot dead….

None of this matters…

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Posted in:Nicki Minaj|SFW

2018

13

Sep

Victoria’s Secret Models Naked and Wet of the day

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Victoria’s Secret’s secret is one of the largest smut producers, like PORNO companies before them, they consistently put out content on a daily basis of women in various states of undress, cockteasing, in efforts to get perverts like you to buy your fat wive’s the lingerie in hopes that you can close your eyes and re-live the fantasy of fucking one of their promo models.

It’s their marketing strategy, and it probably wouldn’t fly with a company today, since everyone is so fucking uptight about the sexualizing of women to sell product, but that have been strong enough to not fold to the demands of the lesbians protesting hot chicks.

They also produce glamour Boudoir nude shoots with their models, and put it in a book they put out, to pull the lie that they are “art”…when clearly it’s just shameless tits for hits..and we like it.

I don’t know which model is which…but they are in various states of naked…..

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2018

13

Sep

Emma Watson as Wonder Woman of the Day

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I wonder how many autistic seizures this has just caused…

It’s a Harry Potter character, now legal to jerk off to, wearing a Wonder Woman Costume, next to a Star Wars Character, like the nerd multiverse has just giving you the best thing ever to ejaculate to, only it’s a selfie and not a leaked sex tape featuring her asshole, that her lawyers kindly ask me to remove like they did with her other leaked pics that included her not naked, but trying clothing on, something you perverts clearly appreciated but not as much as this Cosplay shit…

I may have a blog and that may in and of itself be autistic and nerd shit…but I do not understand sci/fi, comic book, comicon, or any of that other fetish shit you can’t grow out of….

I do it for the tits, and there’s clearly a serious lack of tits here, but that doesn’t matter to any of you, that’s just how weird you are.

Posted in:Emma Watson|SFW

2018

13

Sep

Larissa Dick Nude Pics of the DAy

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Larissa Dick may not be famous yet…but she’s naked and has a great name for a sex worker, it’s almost a little too much like a Drag Name..but great none the lest because just saying her name while looking at her nudes tells you what you’re supposed to be doing, what you’re supposed to focus on, your dick.

I mean relevant or not, she’s got some great tits, which I guess makes someone worth looking at in photos…

I don’t need an acting career, an IMDB page, a modeling agent….the willingness to get naked is perfectly fine….

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2018

13

Sep

Jojo Got her Fat Ass Out There of the Day

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I have no idea why I am reposting this pics of Jojo’s fat ass in some underwear outfit for the perverts…

But I am posting it….

I assume it has to do with Jojo being a symbol of perversion of the past and that if you have fans a decade ago that want to jerk off to you – they’ll want to still jerk off to you 10 years later…as Maitland Ward has taught us, don’t underestimate the power of being a 90s star people want to see become a porn star, where even in her 40s and sloppy she can deliver…

This is not Maitland Ward…thank god…but it’s Jojo’s ass.

Posted in:JoJo|Jojo Levesque|SFW

2018

13

Sep

Marisa Papen Nude Pics of the Day

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Marisa Papen is some performance artist, nude model, who was naked on instagram and got a following for it, back before everyone was nude on instagram, when you got deleted for being nude on instagram, before instagram pulled back on policing content produced by women seeking attention, because they didn’t want to be called out as oppressive patriarchy or anti-feminist, like let these women on the platform be whores the way nature intended them to be, because there’s not much difference between a nude shoot and a bikini shoot for attention…

She’s gone more aggressive, political, racy with her nude pics..and the great thing about them…is that they often time feature her bush and I fucking love bush…I don’t need to go into all the ways I love bush…but trust me…bush is the future..and it was the past…and the bald pussy era was just a mistake we will look back on and wonder why…

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2018

13

Sep

Shay Mitchell Got Them Titties Out of the Day

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Shay Mitchell is an enterprising celebrity – who I guess being an immigrant in Canada wanted it so bad that once she got it she won’t screw it up – and will maximize profits like her parents who were rich before she took on acting taught her…

Because not only has she been on a hit show, and amassed 20 million fans, she’s also published books, and is now doing the influencer thing, traveling, going to events, really living it up..the way people want you to…and likely closing solid brand deals making stupid money all while subtly showing us her tits…and we like tits..

So this one’s for Canada before Trump invades and makes us a state….

here she is in her panties with her hard Indian nipples

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Posted in:SFW|Shay Mitchell

2018

13

Sep

Kristin Cavallari Bikini Erotica of the Day

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Kristin Cavallari was on vacation the other day – and she wore a bikini – and I am not sure anyone cares because Kristin Cavallari was a reality star on a show many fucking years ago…who was cocky and bit by the fame big – thinking anything was possible for her EGO….and in the end her career dwindled but her access from her celebrity brought her to rich athlete cock…who she has had a bunch of kids with and is now just an Orange County slutty mom…which I guess is all these Orange County girl want in life…a pro athlete to buy them the house, the pool, the G-Wagon…so they can spend their days at the mall, at the spa…at lunch…talking shit on each other…

Suburban…in a bikini….looking alright cuz she’s vain and can’t be fat.

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2018

13

Sep

Stella Maxwell Sideboob Slutty of the Day

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Stella Maxwell is only interesting to me because there was a time she was a hipster lesbian shooting naked with uneven tits for Terry Richardson….

A try hard, trying as hard as she could to be edgy or interesting so that she could make it in the world as a celebrity.

A genderless, sexuality-less, typical New York living immigrant on a work visa navigating the scene…

But then she started fucking female celebs, she glammed herself up, maybe got some tits, grew her hair out, and became a chick used to sell cheap panties – for pervert dudes like you to jerk off to…

From edgy hipster when it was a thing, to selling out….because that’s all anyone really wants…is to sell out…especially when you get to ride Kristen Stewart’s broken down celeb from Twilight face with her pussy…that must be empowering.