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2018

16

Aug

Heidi Klum Topless of the Day

In important EUGENICS news….here’s Heidi Klum proving that they work…

Like a farm animal, if you breed women to be a specific way over the course of a few generations that race horse gets good…or lasts…has a longer career…doesn’t fall apart as easily…because Heidi Klum at 50, which is 100 in woman years, especially after being banged the fuck out like she has been – by various men – and children she’s birthed….looks good, still has tits worth looking at…and is freely showing them, cuz at 50, who fucking cares…I mean put those tits everywhere…which is the one sad thing about women, not so much Heidi Klum, since she’s been a half naked titty whore her entire life, but regular women…they only find confidence or stop caring about how they look or how they fuck when it’s too late….and some would say it’s never too late…but I would say it’s better to come to terms with your body at 20…when people want to see it and it looks it’s best…

That said, here’s Heidi.

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2018

16

Aug

Selena Gomez New Kidney New Tits Bikini of the Day

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Selena Gomez is clearly out there producing some low level instagram smut – that reduces women to their bikini pics that they all feel compelled to post – making for one massive jerk off website or app – that is publicly traded…

It’s smut…it’s all fucking smut…sure there’s vacation pics, travel pics, car pics, but that’s just to disguise the self produced porn site from being seen for what it is…

Selena Gomez unlike Demi Lovato is not currently in rehab, doing her opiates to live with her rich as fuck spoiled and entitled life….but she has been in some institution or medical facility getting her face rebuilt..

Maybe it’s a product of Bieber’s god freak getting engaged to his twin brother Haley Baldwin….so girl has decided the new Kidney, New Lease on life, was the answer to get new face, looking like some porno sex tall…or maybe it’s just LUPUS bloat…either way, it’s not the Selena Gomez good girl you first jerked off to you fucking sicko…it’s a grown up slutty version thanks to pop culture and instagram social norms…a good thing I guess…but hard to compete with….seeing as I come from an era of being one of the sites to see these celebs in bikinis at…now instagram got all my competitive advantage as the celebs are putting this content out of themselves….whores trying to ruin my livelihood I tried to build on their half naked backs…I guess I deserve to leave this internet hustle with nothing.

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2018

16

Aug

Julianne Hough Topless Tease of the Day

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Julianne Hough – Mormon Gone Bad….

Don’t let her marriage confuse you, or take you off course in your thinking of her being a slut, because looking at her social media content you will see she’s clearly a slut…..

Don’t let it make you think she doesn’t still fuck her brother.

Like any incest relationship I have read about in the incest porn I’ve seen – both from the 70s and today – because I guess people are into fucking family members enough that they make porn about it – an incest relationship runs deeper than any superficial romance…and that a brother and sister who have been fucking from a young age will continue to fuck into their old age as it was part of their upbringing, their development, part of them…

So even when she’s doing coke of Seacrests dick before he shoves it up in her…or with her husband producing clickbait like this for her pervert fans…you know just around the corner her dancing brother is jerking off to her…the memory of her…and that she’s putting this content out there for him….

That’s all I have to say about that.

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2018

16

Aug

Hilary Duff Fat Ass in a Bikini of the Day

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Hilary Duff is pregnant with another baby daddy, because that’s what happens when you let guys cum up inside you….because you’re some weird sexual deviant, who is sturdy as fuck, and who fills her void from being a child star with cock….

I used to joke around how her homosexual hockey boyfriend would let the team gangbang her, or do team initiation hazing rituals on her…like hockey sticks in her ass while being peed on…because I thought it was funny…

But after her divorce, and she became a single mom, I started appreciating her thick legs and ass, it became a fetish….

Then she went through a series of cocks she publicly fucked, before securing this one, that she decided to breed with…

Maybe she believes in destiny, maybe she likes giving her kid a half sibling rather than a full sibling to confuse him, maybe she didn’t like the idea of abortion…maybe she’s dickmatized…I don’t have the answers…

I just have ready to drop pics of bitch in a bikini all pregnant as fuck…which to some is gross as fuck since she’s past the window of fucking a pregnant girl who is pregnant with someone you don’t know guilt free…you know so that it doesn’t feel like a sick threesome…

Second baby daddy…weirdness…

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2018

16

Aug

Elizabeth Hurley Ass Getting Wet

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In keeping up with models from 10 years ago, here’s Elizabeth Hurley in a bikini for social media…because….she’s a bikini vendor and was once a bikini model…and for anyone who cares about Liz Hurley, I’m assuming there are a few Austin Powers nerds out there…she’s decided that she likes connecting with her fans whilst being clickbait….getting praise from her audience with her half nakedness…and that alone is rewarding enough…she’s rich, shes’ old, she’s been done literally, so she continues….putting up the smut, knowing that it gets her off, knowing that it gets you off, knowing that she looks good..

So here’s her wet ass…

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2018

16

Aug

Halsey Ghetto Bikini Body of the Day

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Halsey has been pushing the slutty content and making moves. People are noticing her and putting up her slutty content like it matters. It’s the lowest level of marketing and it works….thanks to us being all mindless retards.

She’s also pushing that she’s black, cuz her dad is black, and pretending to deal with the same issues and racism due to being half black….despite being white as fuck..

Which to me makes me think she’s a fucking racist, in black face, even if she’s black, because instead of admitting or stating that “I only made it this far cuz I am white looking”…she’s saying shit like her black hair can’t handle hotel shampoo and shit.

It’s pretty dumb across the board, but not as dumb as me doing a post on Halsey, like I even know who Halsey is, when I’m just interested in the bikini pics…cuz that’s what this is all about…even if bikini pics often times come with more than just bikini pics…like a bitch whining about race issues whilst whoring…to sell records…

She doesn’t even look tanned in these pics.

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2018

16

Aug

Charlotte McKinney Bikini Hustle of the Day

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I am going to say one thing – that is very simple and to the point for once in my damn life and that is that I appreciate Charlotte McKinney going back to where we want her to be, in a bikini, showing off the big natural tits, that managed to get her low level famous, because there has been a period of her not out there pushing her tits in bikinis, because she wanted to get into fashion blogging, or she got lazy…so it’s nice to see the tits half naked like they are supposed to be.

It’s like when you’re a host body to your tits, you need to stick to showing them off, they kinda run the fucking show….give them the shine spotlight they deserve….it’s pretty simple really…I mean they alone got her on TV as a Star on Dancing with the Stars when she wasn’t even known….that’s power…channel that power.

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2018

16

Aug

Nicole Scherzinger Bikini of the Day

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Nicole Scherzinger has always been the trans sex worker turned popstar thanks to taking some pole dancing class with Choreographer Robin Anton….that turned into the Pussycat Doll stageshow, that branched off to become Nicole Scherzinger the solo artist, all while rocking a huge cock to go with her plastic surgery ridden face.

So the story is she’s 40 years old, richer than she ever expected to be based on her own merit and celebrity and not by getting knocked up by a rich guy like the whore she was destined to be…assuming she has a uterus…and she’s been producing slutty content on social media – as these people do to stay relevant…fake tits out…fit dancer body still fit enough in the Kardashian era of cosmetic spa treatments and facetune…

She started out as the runner-up at the Kentucky State Fair and through a series of strategic moves…sits on a pile of money thanks to dancing around half naked…still half naked…cuz she’s authentically into being half naked.

Her body, hard manly faced or not…is still hot so stare. She wants you to.

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2018

16

Aug

Sophie Simmons Titty Flash of the Day

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Sophie Simmons is being a fat titty flasher – without pulling out her tits – which makes me think she’s letting us all down – because if we’re going to follow a fat girl on instagram trying to be an instagrammer even though her dad is Gene Simmons and rich as fuck – she might as well try to stay current and pull out her actual tits like the other girls of instagram who also have rich and famous parents…it’s a trend she likely missed out on…since she’s old…

For a while, Sophie Simmons, who is not hot, unless you’re a KISS fan and get off to GENE and anything his semen produces, you know the kind of KISS collector who has the lunch boxes, the action figures and all the other merch that has made this one the daughter of a billionaire…heir to a billion dollars…that allows her to pretty much slack the fuck off through life….was trying to be an instagrammer….

I guess she’s back at it.

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2018

16

Aug

Amber Rose Pussy Papaya of the Day

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Stripper turned Rapper Fucker Turned Amber Rose is out there pretending to be an empowered slut, doing things like slut walks, posting pics of her pubic hair and breast reduced tits that are still fucking massive, paving a way in the world as some low level celebrity who isn’t really a celebrity but rather some kind of personality thanks to Kanye Fucking her before he moved onto farm animals like the Karadashians….

She’s doing some feminist photo of the Papaya Pussy or the Pussy Papaya depending on who you ask…and the whole thing is on brand and on trend and what you’d expect to find a slutty girl who has been fucked a lot to be doing on her social media to celebrate sexuality and women sexuality to justify why being a sex worker got her where she is, rather than in the gutter with a crack addiction like the sex workers I like…

Whenever I see the instagram THOTS doing fruit pussy and trying to position it as empowering or art I laugh…then try to masturbate….knowing they aren’t showing their actual pussy cuz it’s mangled…the way we like it.

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