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2018

05

Jul

Katy Perry Tits Gut and Ass in a Bikini of the Day

Katy Perry in a bikini reminds me of seeing most 45 year olds who try to eat well, try to workout, but don’t quite succeed because they can’t resist the cake….or the fries…but hit the gym harder the next day…which means she’s not overly fat, but still gross.

She’s got a mom body, without being a mom, and has since she started and that makes little to no sense to anyone…but then again, Katy Perry, sent from hell to terrorize us, doesn’t make sense to me. Her limited song and dance talent just doesn’t make any fucking sense…and her success with one viral song turning into a career and super stardom also makes no sense…but it happened and it could be because of her tits…but I’ll say it’s devil dealings…her dad is a preacher you know…so he’s got that direct line to figure out ways to whore his daughter out to make her become THIS….whatever THIS sloppy mess may be…

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2018

05

Jul

Lea Michele Titty Selfie of the Day

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Lea Michele is really trying to convince you that she’s not a man…and I am starting to believe it…at least when she crops out that man face and focuses on tits we never knew she had..

She also likes to remind you that she’s engaged to a man, a real man, probably a gay man, or a man into trannies like so many men apparently are, but never admit..

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, one of my first jobs in porno was working for a distribution company where I was in the warehouse before they had me writing the porn descriptions…which is hilarious since I don’t know how to spell…or write but that paved the way to get me to this beautiful place called DrunkenStepfather that everyone is offended by.

I’d write things like “Hot Asian Sluts to get your Sushi Roll stiff with excitement. Not enough Wasabi in the world to make this movie any hotter”….and shit like that.

Well – Tranny Porn, and this was in 2001, was the biggest selling titles, before people even knew what a tranny was, before coed bathrooms, before Bruce Jenner…

So I assume it’s still a thing and Lea Michelle’s Zandy is one of those people…

Either way, shameless tit pic…Sure!

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2018

05

Jul

Lindsey Vonn Wet Bathing Suit of the Day

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Lindsey Vonn Ass and Hard Nipples in Wet Black Thong Bikini on Boat

Here’s some Lindsey Vonn all wet…

Your American hero…she’s packaged as being hot in all the media, while you know in your soul she’s pretty fucking masculine, like most skier chicks, or Olympic chicks, who are trying to win medals, and sure fitness is great for longevity, it’s not that great for eroticism…unless you’re fucking weirdos…which you are..

I am not against seeing anything wet in a bathing suit, hard nipples, vaginas basically exposed…it’s shit I jerk off to….or get hard to when sitting at the public pool…or wish I could get hard to and question why I am not getting hard to it….

I am just saying…I get why all the black dudes like her…and why she likes the black dudes…who fill her up…the way she likes it the only way she feels anything!

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2018

05

Jul

Nina Agdal Fourth of July Bikini of the Day

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Nina Agdal living the Work Visa Dream….

America made all her dreams come true, and it allowed her to be the Sugar Baby who only fucks rich people and A-List celebrities that she became.

The lazy Bikini model based in Miami….who is actually retarded looking and very fucking large…

Who at 30 is still doing her best to matter, to stay relevant to exist….and she’s doing it by celebrating your country that has been so good to her…and that has allowed her to be whatever the fuck she is….

From Sports Illustrated to Instagram…living the dream….

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2018

05

Jul

Sarah Hyland Bikini & Nip Slip of the Day

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Sarah Hyland is very creepy and it may have to do with her Genetic disorder…that resulted in her getting organ transplants…because you know it’s not typical of a woman to need organ transplants and it usually happens when someone is fucking weirdly designed or with terrible disease…which could explain why she looks so small, week and bobble-head like….

I like that she’s found social media to be a place that she can really blossom and express herself to her fans, and she has fans, thanks to being on a hit show…because like all women who express themselves the content becomes pretty half naked…

Bikinis, workouts, naked in bed with her boyfriend…it’s just constant and amazing, whether you’re into her little frame or not…or into how creepy she looks or not…because at least she’s not fat.

Here is her nip slip..i think..

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2018

05

Jul

Mila Kunis Looking Slutty in Cosmo’s “Hot Sex Skills” Issue of the Day

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Mila Kunis, mom of Two, with the worst possible dude ever, trying to keep the dream alive…of being hot…

I miss the Mila Kunis who dated that Home ALone Culkin for what must have been 20 fucking years…because it made her seem a little more interesting, maybe a little creepy because she clearly had a fetish or crush on him growing up in Eastern Europe…watching the American media that was smuggled to her..

Now she’s old mom Mila who married a Kutcher because he’s fucking rich as fuck after that 70s show do to strategic investing and good timing and not necessarily genius….but who can debate that he’s not genius when he’s rich…

I think it was a cop out for her to run back to her high school crush, but I guess they had been through so much together, like each dating very weird people long term before finding each other again…like BFFs…who understand each other because they were on set with each other as part of the phenom that was their show..and here she is looking long and lean, despite being short and old…

She’s been hot, still hot maybe, but anyone that puts Kutcher sperm in her or him is the fucking worst whether they look good or not….all I see is his Kutcher face….

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2018

05

Jul

Julianna Hough’s Ass in Leggings for America of the DAy

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Julianna Hough has been Fucked by Ryan Seacrest

When I look at this now married, once mormon, probably fucked her brother’s ass in a pair of leggings..I think of all the wonderful anal sex she’s had..knowing that Seacrest is gay, that her brother wouldn’t want to get her pregnant, that mormons like to keep virginity….anal all the fucking way….then couple that with her professional dance, but not a stripper dance…and her athleticism and strength and know…that she can handle a dick in her ass…if anything she’ll bounce up on it like it’s a music video…

And that alone is magical…but not really, because who fucking cares about Julianne Hough…

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2018

05

Jul

Fame Whoring for America Because July 4th is a Good Excuse to Fame Whore of the Day

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As far as I’m concerned, this is the American Dream…

Being a famewhore on the internet that the paparazzi have decided you’re relevant enough to have your picture taken in themed photoshoots just because they are desperate for content to sell pics…and these famewhores aren’t even that creative in what they do but know if they post theme pics the fame will possibly grow…rather than just ignoring the opportunity to get posted about…

It’s silly, especially since there are girls on instagram who are actually young and hot doing their own version of the famewhore for July 4th….who have more following and more celebrity in their eco system…but the paparazzi is dated and only take pics of nobodies no one cares about..

Weird.

Alicia Arden – Not a Celeb – But a Famewhore and that Counts….