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2018

Jul

Maitland Ward Dykes it Down of the Day

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I am a failure when I only have 6 fucking Patrons on Patreon while Maitland Ward makes 45,000 dollars on the shit per m
onth…but I don’t hold your lack of support against you…I hated you before you didn’t give me money…

I find it very weird that Maitland Ward, the sex worker from Boy Meets World, who used some Boy Meets World revival to Sex Work harder, and who I used to post conversations she had with people about anal sex for money hook-ups, that she personally asked me to remove….is now cool with being a sex worker.

She could have made way more than her 45k a month, that I can’t believe she makes 45k a month…because who would pay for this dog shit..who now does lesbian sex. It makes more sense.

She should have done things so much differently, but she doesn’t listen to my advice and here’s her weird sex…

This is heavily awkward, weird and unsexy…but this is what happens when you were famous at 20 and forgotten by 21….only to be remembered….you post whatever you can to get noticed, even dyke sex.

This is heavily disturbing, embarrassing, and not hot in the least…but it is happening, I wonder who her co-star lesbian is, but not really. All these people are useless.

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2018

Jul

Claire Holt, whoever that is, in a Bikini of the Day

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I consider myself of ever curiosity. I google everything. I wikipedia everything. I like to know everything. Sure I forget everything, but while I am interested in something for a few minutes I absorb as much as I can about it, and with that mindset of an explorer, setting out to find new horizons, I am all for discovering new sluts on the instagram who post bikini pics for no reason besides posting bikini pics, because they want people to see them in bikinis.

I am all for learning new eager for attention people….so whether I know who Claire Holt is or not, or what she’s done, it doesn’t matter I won’t remember it, but I won’t remember her bikini pics either, but at least I know at this moment right now – that I have seen them.

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2018

Jul

Nude Dude Seeking Refuge and Other Videos of the Day

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Dude Throws Mop Water on Chick

Rescue of the Day

When you gotta go – you gotta go

67 Year Old Car Jacked by 13 Year Old

Headphone Girl Walks in front of Tram

Construction Idiot

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2018

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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It’s the morning and I am still drunk…it’s always a wonderful experience until the hangover sets in or I have flashbacks of shit I did the night before and have to stress out whether I’ve got AIDS or not…until I take my morning hangover dump all over my computer screen with these links….I blame my hemorrhoids or anal fissure for the pain…and I guess I blame this site for ruining me at my core….but who am I kidding…I’ve been ruined long before any of this Net, World Wide Web shit ever happened….

Here are those links…

Mel B Gets Ass Grabbed on TV
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Bro Outlook on House Flood
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SLUTS IN NEON BIKINIS
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Will Smith Mural
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Dodge VS Corvette Road Rage
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Johnny Depp is Losing his Mind
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In Case you Missed it Kristen Bell is a Weirdo in the Pool
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Sand Drawing Robot – Scares Me
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Backflip Fail…These Youtuber Flippers are some Real Faggots…who need to go do their homo dances somewhere else.
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Fails of the Week
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Woman Caught Launching Fireworks….
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Victoria Beckham – 1998 TOpless Bikini Pics
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Tomato Gadgets PUT TO THE TEST – HARD HITTING JOURNALISM
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Taylor Swift Doing Retro Slut Shit
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2018

Jul

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The interesting thing about the public pool I walk by, but that I am too cheap to pay the 45 dollar fee to use during the season, is that for every hot young single mother who looks like she may be a low income stripper just trying to cool off with her kid because they don’t have Air Conditioning or a sugar daddy with a pool….

Is that there’s about 1198 obese women, some in bikinis thanks to Ashley Graham types normalizing obesity, where these bitches get to compare their diabetes meds like regular women compare the deals they got on bikinis at fucking Marshalls…

The ratio is pure fucking shit, and I assume so is the pool water thanks to all these poor kids pissing in it all day.

The point being is hot girls unfortunately figured out their worth at my public pool…and have moved on up in life…while I just stay in the same place, treading water…and it’s put a real damper on my public creeping….it’s like why even bother when you can just watch instagram….

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Kristen Bell’s Weird Pool Habits
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Mel B Gets Ass Grabbed Live on TV
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Model You’ve Never Heard of Bikini Modeling
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Some Margot Robbie Bullshit of the Day
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Pregnant Hilary Duff Big Tits – Disgusting
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Drunk of the Day
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Georgia Fowler – Pokies and Cameltoe
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Charli XCX Pokies Braless
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Bieber and Baldwin Bring God into Their Love
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Celebrity Detained for Verbally Abusing his Wife
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Mutant Cow – Born with Two Heads
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Talking Crow of the Day
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Rita Ora – Hard Nips
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Lohan is Not Going to be Acting
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Tube VS Paddleboard
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Woman Caught on Cam Launchign Fireworks at People
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No More Plastic Straws at Starbucks
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Some Dude Declared his Love in the Sky for Some Chick I’ve never heard Of
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Pixie Lott – Slutty Performer
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Talia Storm – Bra Flash
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Kate Beckinsale in Heels….
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Julia Louis Dreyfus Bikini….
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Mikaela Shiffrin Leggings
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Lucy Hale Fitness Gear….
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Riders Terrify a Couple
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Filipino Breast Implant Ridiculousness
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Holly Peers – Huge Tits Ripped Jeans
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Naked Wet and Sandy
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Ropebaby Has an Interesting Tumblr
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Naked with the American Flag
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Amateur Panty Flash
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Hot Greek Tits
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2018

Jul

Bella Thorne’s Showing A Lot of Tit of the Day

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I saw when Bella Thorne posted this pic a few hours ago, she posted in her story a clickbait to look at her feed with something like “Check my last pic, there’s a lot of boob”…then she furthered the clickbait with screenshots of comments people left about her tit, shit like “is that a sand bag”….because I guess she’s really proud of her tits, or maybe of her ability to show off most of her tit on social media in what she may consider her art or self expression….all off set by the “I Love You” raver script….looking real fucking slimy…but that is a big tit..and it’s better with its shirt off than with its shirt on…and the best thing about her profile is seeing all the celebs I unfortunately follow…liking all her shit..I mean this girl is being watched…celebrated…in her aquarium that will eventually get some sort of fungus and everything in said aquarium will die…but in the mean time…just keep on riding it….tits out the way the world was meant to be.

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2018

Jul

Taylor Swift in a Bikini with them Tits On of the Day

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Taylor Swift is in a bikini with some dude she has sex with…like all the many men before him who she had sex with…because she’s a rich young girl who I guess fills her void in her soul from selling out to the industry for a lot of money at a young age by producing music that from any perspective, whether she wrote it herself or pretended to write herself or not, is pretty fucking basic and pandering to retard young girls in cliche after cliche of gender normative garbage that rapes their minds and turns them into patriarchy haters after they get their first broken heart….it is damaging for the overall intelligence quotient of the nation.

Well, she’s in a bikini, which I guess is a big deal since she is never in a bikini, but in a bikini now that she’s old enough to produce more meaningful life changing music, but instead reverts to shit that sells and makes her more money…

I just don’t know why she didn’t bikini earlier in life..but we’ll take it…some thick Taylor Swift bikini model loving tits…now pretending to be a bikini model…living that good rich and famous person life…which is so weird…since she’s so fucking basic and boring…

But…Taylor Swift is in a bikini.

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2018

Jul

Joey King Bikini Party of the Day

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Joey King is another 18 year old in a bikini, you fucking perverts, she’s just trying to live her life and here you are staring at her bikini pics like some kind of pervert, because if this was at the public pool you’d have to pretend to look the other way to not be obvious, but when it’s pics you can zoom in and stare at her vagina…her 18 year old vagina…you predator..but mainly because she’s been working as an actor thanks to stage parents since she was 18 and I’ve only heard of her recently because I am out of touch when it comes to Disney Kids…so I’m in the clear…but those of you who knew of her pre-18…you’re fucking predators.

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2018

Jul

Sofia Richie Bra Top in Mikonos of the Day

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People in LA really fucking love Mikonos, but only at the same time of year…because people in LA are a weird breed of people, like most rich people, who like to hate on each other, and hate each other, but surround themselves with each other, everywhere they fucking go, in what is comfort from being around the same people, and not missing out on life changing experiences that they don’t realize are life changing, since they are fucking rich brats who have been living rich and glamor their whole life…

So instead of saying “fuck the neighbors, let’s go elsewhere” they go to the same places, same restaurants, and do the same damn thing….

Now in Mikonos…probably there to hit up LOHAN beach club.

Sofia Richie fame whore is in a bikini to…that’s about all I got out of this one.

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2018

Jul

Julia Louis Dreyfus in a Bikini of the Day

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Julia Louis Dreyfus, better known as Elaine to the old fucks…or the neighbor’s wife in National Lampoon Christmas Vacation who Clarke doesn’t like because they are YUPPIE SCUM who are fucking the traditional family values he believes so much in, and really who the fuck really cares what else she’s been in, it’s fucking Elaine, a woman I am sure you never thought was hot when watching Seinfeld back in the 90s when you only had limited TV options, but then again, you’re a pervert who likes anything with a vagina…

She is the original Billionaire daughter turned celebrity, her family own a LOT of fucking real estate, and like a Hadid or a Jenner, it obviously helped her career, only it was an era where you actually had to get to work and get jobs, rather than just stand around in a bikini for social media…and the cameras like a vapid cunt….she genuinely had to perform and audition and there’s something nice about that in this era of entitled garbage…

I guess that doesn’t mean she’s too old to stand around in a bikini, even if I think there should be a cut off age for bikinis, because old women in bikinis scares me, even if it’s really just them not caring anymore, they’ve had all the sex they’ve needed and they’re no longer trying….so they are a “who gives a fuck, look at my big tits in a bikini” kind of girl…she has that right because virtually won at life, except for the cancer… from the family you were born into, to your career, she’s good…..except for the cancer…

She’s 58 years old. She had to undergo Breast Cancer surgery in February. She seems to be doing good…keeping spirits high and her body looks pretty awesome for a cancer survivor who is 58 years old.

Here’s to not dying yet and keepin’ them titties out..even if they tried to kill her.

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