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2018

09

Jul

Bella Thorne Nip Slip and Ass Slap of the Day

Bella Thorne did a titty dance for her social media – where there is visible nipple if you have the ability to spot a ginger’s nipple…since it is pretty translucent…..it is there though….but the translucency is why instagram didn’t delete her profile for using their platform as some kind of smut peddler, but instead kept her on board because she’s one of the most popular accounts on the thing, paving a way for herself as a media empire of her own, with a record label, a brand, and shitty fucking content that she keeps putting out there….or maybe they are selective in who they delete..GIVE US OUR @step_GIRLS account back you assholes…

I find her annoying, trans-like, useless….I hate her content, except when nudity or half nudity is involved…cuz she has big tits….and I like big tits / all tits….I feel like this is all part of a master trolling…which in and of itself..annoys me…that the “authentic” “real” version of her is some fucking bullshit crafted in an office by marketing people who understand how to brain wash the kids. I hate her colorful raver shit…I just find the whole thing garbage…but I’m not her target demographic, I’m old enough to be her great-grandfather, at least based on the florida trash cycle of kids at 16….great grandpa by 48….

Here she is getting her ass slapped

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2018

09

Jul

Britney Spears Face Tune of the Day

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Britney Spears looks fucking amazing as a general statement based on her social media videos she’s been posting up – especially in comparison to the other pop tarts and young celebs who are no longer young from her generation.

X-Tina is a fucking tank, whether she’s getting her tits out for once in her life or not (here)

Jessica Simpson is a fucking tank, all muscular and weirdly shaped, despite still having amazing tits (HERE)

I guess there’s also Nicole Richie who gets cancelled out because she’s married to a Good Charlotte Sister…and Paris who is still looking alright but too useless to bother with….then there’s Lohan in Europe with her fake accents and beach club ventures (here)

They are all pretty fucking wrecked looking, while Britney comes in solid..

She’s just a bit too aggressive on the photoshop / face tune / but girl’s nice and fit, despite being an old mom, and she’s still winning at life, despite being a prisoner to her family that won’t let her leave the nest – ever.

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2018

09

Jul

Bella Hadid Pussy Dance of the Day

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The latest craze for attention seeking whores on the social media is the pussy dance….a term coined by by good friend Montana…

I wrote out the basic steps here for you to share with your loved ones, moms and sisters….whoever you want to see really maximize the social media feed…

They are:

step 1 – PANTS OFF / Bikini or Panties On…
step 2 – PUSSY PUSHED TO THE FRONT
step 3 – PUSSY PUSHED TO THE RIGHT
step 4 – PUSSY PUSHED TO THE LEFT
step 5 – PUSSY PUSHED TO THE BACK
step 6 – PUSSY PUSHED TO THE LEFT and RIGHT we call that the pussy wave
step 7 – PUSSY GETS JERKED OFF TO ALL THE MEN ON INSTAGRAM WATCHING THE PUSSY DANCE…

All the girls are doing it…Pussy Dance….LEAD WITH YOUR PUSSY and the rest will follow…

Here’s Bella Hadid, queen scam model who had her career bought for her….doing that PUSSY dance…with a friend….what can’t she do.

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2018

09

Jul

Halle Berry Bikini of the Day

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Halle Berry lives matter….and she’s black like Halle Berry…which isn’t black at all…you know since she was raised white, and the only black thing about her is that she never met her dad who was black….

Halle Berry has been given access to her own social media so that she can connect with her fans the way she always wanted to, the way she got work in the first place….but that we didn’t know because they kept an arm’s length or wall between fans and talent…never too old.

Speaking of black lives matter – I saw a few black kids at the pool horse playing and the white lifeguard told them to follow the rules and their mom got up from her chair freaking out on the lifeguard saying her kids were just having fun and made it a race thing…everyone is so sensitive and into making everything into something – kids don’t need to follow the rules and if you tell them to – you racist….

But if you jerk off to Halle Berry you aren’t, so prove you’re not…..

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2018

09

Jul

Ireland Baldwin Topless of the Day

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Ireland Baldwin and her daddy issues….because her dad called her a pig for the world to hear to set the tone for her entire life being the sad broken daughter of rich and famous people….trying to find herself only to know that she will be them…all while being 7 feet tall….and three hundred pound of pure amazon woman…proportionate but a giant….who is was early to beachy instagram, only to have her mooch cousin of normal size, with less successful parents, but more successful friends and Bieber de-virginizing her when underage…only to propose to her this weekend….leaving sexually confused Ireland topless in a pool…

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2018

09

Jul

Rita Ora Still in a Bikini of the Day

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This just in….Rita Ora is still in a bikini….because Rita Ora knows what the paparazzi like…and Rita Ora likes the paparazzi….because with their help she has tricked America into thinking she is famous…and if they think you are famous then you are famous….it’s all an illusion….and tits get hits so she can make hits…that none of us want to hear…but end up knowing all the lyrics thanks to brainwashing…..just not when it comes to Rita Ora….who we have never heard anything from….

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2018

09

Jul

Kate Winslet Bikini of the Day

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Here’s Kate Winslet doing her best impression of the Titanic, you know doing a tribute to the only reason she exists, only this time playing the massive disaster in the sea….in the form of her bikini….not the tragic sinking of the world’s greatest ship on the maiden voyage…because this isn’t her maiden voyage. She is old….but still has big tits.

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2018

09

Jul

Gigi Hadid Action Star for V Magazine of the Day

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These photos of Gigi Hadid being some kind of fashion action star for a fashion magazine came out last week and I ignored them because I have seen the paparazzi pics of Gigi Hadid on a Jet Ski and it was more erotic..

That’s not to say that Gigi Hadid is erotic, I don’t find anything about her that exciting or interesting or hot…she has a muppet face…but I don’t buy that she’s jumping on anything, or in the dirt on an side-by-side blowing dust clouds…it’s likely all in studio, a lie…like her career…and that’s all I have to say about that..

Oh…and at least she’s not Bella.

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2018

09

Jul

Iggy Azalea’s Ass Implants of the Day

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Iggy Azalea, still disgusting. Still shamelessly self promoting like the stripper she pretends she was as a teenager in Miami after running away from home in Australia and ending up in Miami..where she worked underage….sounds like a legit story you fucking bottom feeding pop bullshit with a fake bottom….

She has an album or single out and I preferred when she wasn’t promoting nonsense and was just a fat ass no one really cared about or remembered existed because she’s that kind of star.

Iggy Azalea Slutty Fake Ass in a Thong Bodysuit

Here she is slutty on Instagram

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2018

09

Jul

Liz Hurley Tramp(oline) Fetish of the Day

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What differentiates a low level attention seeking hooker from the social media account trying to increase followers so that she doesn’t need to have an actual job, or so that she can increase the day rate,…

With an old, rich, woman who made a career before social media as a hot half naked slut, who fucked the right people so she could increase her day rate, or worth, in less of an escort way and more of “she only dates rich people” way

Not a whole lot…I mean a tramp on a trampoline tit out at any age is a fetish for the right kind of pervert…..I happen to bed the right kind of pervert.

Her tit almost pops out at the end so you know she means it.

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