DrunkenStepFather.com - I'll Make You Famous…

2018

09

Jul

Elsa Hosk in a Bikini of the Day

Elsa Hosk is pushing 30, but I guess that doesn’t stop girls anymore, it just makes them push a lot harder…and really commit to the cause…which in her case is posing as sexy as she can in a bikini…almost on a porn level because those Swedes understand design, and simplicity, and efficiency….

It’s like why diddle-daddle, get to the point and spread your legs in a bikini so I can see your damn cooter.

She is the IKEA furniture of models, easy to assemble…because every part of her just makes sense..

She is the VOLVO car of models, safe and practical….because she gets to the fucking point.

More…

Before being a slutty model on instagram and Victoria’s Secret…Elsa Hosk was a professional Basketball player who was smart enough to throw it all away and become a model…

Some magazine did a shoot with her playing basketball for her sports issue.

———————————-
JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

Posted in:Elsa Hosk|SFW

2018

09

Jul

Demi Lovato Titty Squish of the Day

No Comments »

Demi Lovato is pretty inconsistent – maybe it’s her fake bi-polar disorder that I don’t officially believe she has, but that she apparently has….because it is a good excuse for her to get away with any bad decision she makes…from drugs, to sex with women, which for some reason is a shocking Demi Lovato statistic to people despite her looking like a dyke, built like a dyke, you know I think I saw her setting up a tent with her fat girlfriend on a campground setting up a tent they pulled out of their Toyota Tercel with a Rainbow Queer bumper sticker on it..wearing hiking boots and an asymmetrical haircut…

But she goes from being fat and celebrating no-make-up – to sexualizing the fuck out of herself….showing her titty squish on the instagram or her asshole on the instagram feeling good…..

I mean, she wore a thong….why? Because all these women on the social media want all the attention they can get – even the famous ones…

———————————-
JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

Posted in:Demi Lovato|SFW

2018

09

Jul

Emma Roberts is Hot of the Day

No Comments »

I find Emma Roberts hot…and not because she’s Julia’s niece, or Eric Roberts daughter, who you know likely has serious daddy issues, as he was self destructing around the time she was born and growing up, meaning he probably did a lot of things to scar her emotionally, and as a spoiled brat by default, thanks to who her family is, she’s managed to have a bit of a career for herself, and she’s managed to look good while having that career and that’s what it’s all about.

Since we don’t have to deal with the person behind the tits, behind the body, in anything buy their “acting” roles, it makes it easy to appreciate them for their tits….and sure Emma Roberts doesn’t have big tits, but that doesn’t mean they aren’t nice tits, even if the rest of her is one giant sour cunt…

We can collectively appreciate her outfit.

TO SEE THE RESt OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

Posted in:Emma Roberts|SFW

2018

09

Jul

Rachel McCord See Through Panties on the Beach of the Day

No Comments »

Rachel McCord is the less relevant McCord sister, who is in and of herself not relevant being the relevant McCord sister, despite her attempt to attend every single event possible to be relevant when she managed to scam her way onto to TV as an actress…..

I feel like these girls were the hot girls in their local high school girl who may have been the hottest one in class, and who with her sisters made the hottest sisters in the town, and who learned how to make that work for them back then, only to get to LA and bring them with her…where she became a parody of an actress or celebrity, like Courtney Stodden or a Phoebe Price…but who actually got on TV…if you consider 90210 being on TV….which unlike the other famewhores is legit acting…while her sisters just tagged along and sucked the attention as the hot sisters…and with that comes today’s see through white lingerie bikini for the paparazzi because all these years later, girl is still trying….and wet white bathing suits is trying the right way.

To See the Rest of the Pics CLICK HERE

———————————-
JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

Posted in:Rachel McCord|SFW

2018

09

Jul

Alessandra Ambrosio in a Bikini of the Day

No Comments »

Alessandra Ambrosio gives hope everywhere to women pushing 40, that if they were offered a multi-million dollar contract to be half naked, they would do everything in their fucking power to look good half naked, from diet, to exercise, to procedures at the medical spa…you make that body look as good as you can…as young as you can…for as long as you can.

This is the athlete who is still pro at 40, who realized that he needs to keep the moneytrain going to pay for his lavish lifestyle and all his mooch family members on his payroll, but the bikini model version, she’s disciplined…and she’s got fat tits…and it looks pretty good for now….and for that we should encourage her to keep it up…as much as we don’t like old ladies in bikinis…we like ladies in bikinis looking as good as they can….and this is as good as I imagine Alessandra Ambrosio can look…

We live in a superficial world, this is the epi-center of that…Victoria’s Secret models who still haven’t given into the fat movement or “diversity”…good old American values….of if you look good, then you’re good, no matter what color you are or what gender you fuck….or in Gisele’s case…whether you’ve got a dick.

Some paparazzi pics…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

TO SEE MORE BIKINI PICS OF ALESSANDRA AMBROSIO – CLICK HERE

———————————-
JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

Posted in:Alessandra Ambrosio|SFW

2018

09

Jul

German Sports Flasher and Other Videos of the Day

No Comments »

Drunk of the Day

Naked People Giving Out Coupons to Sex Club

Angry Cashier Flashes her Tit when Fighting Customer

Man Punches Store Clerk After being Denied Booze

Guy Uses Girl’s Hand to Pick His Nose

Pervert of the Day

Soccer Fans are Real Idiots

Mistress Torture

Man Stuck on Road Surface

Someone AteToo Much Indian Food…

Kidnapping Of the Day

White Racist Gets Hit

Firework Idiots

Birthday Cake of the Day

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2018

09

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the DAy

No Comments »

The highlight of my weekend was seeing a crackhead looking pregnant woman with a set of fake tits and fake blonde hair…walking to the public pool with her little incest looking daughter…and her eminem looking meth addict looking baby daddy….while in a her bikini…rocking a massive upper pussy tattoo covering her entire lower stomach….and a set of big fake tits on her skinny crackhead body…smoking a fucking cigarette and drinking a beer…

I felt happy that people like that still exist…I thought the internet would have affected everyone to look and dress like a hipster vegan…who only smokes their Jul Vape….and not when pregnant, even if young pregnancy is in thanks to Kylie…

I like knowing there is still white trash out there who clearly don’t know anything about the internet and remind of a 90s rock concert…

Life is still a wonderful and inspiring place….Instagram hasn’t ruined everything…

Here are some stepLINKS…

In News You Don’t Care About Bieber and Hailey Baldwin are Engaged – Because of Jesus…
CLICK HERE

Camille Grammar – in a Bikini
CLICK HERE

Chrissy Teigen Breast Feeding
CLICK HERE

Dude Holds Onto the Outside of a NYC Train…..
CLICK HERE

Drone Follows Military Train
CLICK HERE

Mila Kunis in Magazine
CLICK HERE

Snoop Ruined the Fourth of July
CLICK HERE

Chipmunk Reaches Maximum Capacity
CLICK HERE

Cats in a Cat Cafe React Before Earthquake
CLICK HERE

News Rolling Credits Capture a Crazy Motorcycle Accident
CLICK HERE

Jay Z with Hair is Wierd
CLICK HERE

Flying Debris from a Truck VS Windshield
CLICK HERE

Boat Uses the Wrong Bridge…Like an Idiot
CLICK HERE

Weird Florida Situation…
CLICK HERE

The Best Vape You Will Ever Suck On….
CLICK HERE

Get your bongs under 100 and your Glass Pipes
CLICK HERE

Sleep Tight with Top Quality CBD
CLICK HERE

———————————-
JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

Posted in:stepLINKS

2018

06

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

No Comments »

I am glad to know uptight jocks still exist…

I met a dude the other day who must have been a cop or military…just a dude…who likes dude things….and who said:

I don’t sun tan, that’s for queers. I don’t eat corn dogs that’s for queers. I don’t shop for clothes or food, that’s for queers…

Basically, everything was too gay for him to do…and that brought me happiness in a world where men are being feminized…nice to see something from the past..

Then we saw a girl with a lesbian shirt on, celebrating diversity or some shit and I was like girl – we can tell you’re a dyke from three miles away. If you weren’t a dyke I’d be surprised. You don’t need a souvenir tee to let us know you’ve been there. We can tell you’re a resident.

He didn’t like that very much….and spat at face…because I guess he’s just a homophobe…the kind who hates the queers so much he fucks them up the ass and cries about it in his basement in anger while praying to his god….they happen…and so do my stepLINKS…click them…

Cashien Flashes her Tit During an Argument
CLICK HERE

Bourdain was Richer than People Think….
CLICK HERE

Heidi Klum – Hard Nipples
CLICK HERE

Rat Cow Attention Seeking for the paparazzi
CLICK HERE

Latin Mom Doesn’t Approve Daughter’s Slut Dance
CLICK HERE

Parking Gate VS Car
CLICK HERE

Chloe Sims – Big Nipple Flash
CLICK HERE

Nicole Scherzinger – Whoring in a Sheer Top
CLICK HERE

Jackie Gleason’s House is up for Sale and It’s Fucking Awesome
CLICK HERE

Drunk Guy Doesn’t Understand How Pants Work
CLICK HERE

Weirdo Dresses like Michael Jackson for a Funeral – Then Starts Singing
CLICK HERE

Cyclist Lands on Back after Backflip
CLICK HERE

Some Fame Whores Together for America
CLICK HERE

Ariana Grande’s Boyfriend Makes Fun of Terrorist Attacks
CLICK HERE

Amber Heard Pokies
CLICK HERE

Georgie Clarke – Nip Slip
CLICK HERE

Man and his Dog – Psychic Bond
CLICK HERE

Ride Fail Leaves People Stuck in Heat
CLICK HERE

Joe Rogan Doing Ninja…
CLICK HERE

This Article is Called “Pretty Girls Make the Girl Go Round”…..
CLICK HERE

Chris Brown – Arrested Again
CLICK HERE

Hot Slut Dirtbike Fail
CLICK HERE

Cartel Truck Found in Junkyard
CLICK HERE

This Vape is Amazing
CLICK HERE

Get your bongs under 100 and your Glass Pipes
CLICK HERE

Sleep Tight with Top Quality CBD
CLICK HERE

===============
From the Forum

===============

Camille Grammer in a Bikini – Old and Plastic Surgery Hot
CLICK HERE

Dita Von Teese in Lingerie
CLICK HERE

Heidi Klum Braless
CLICK HERE

Megan Williams – Hot
CLICK HERE

Jessica Alba – Boring Bikini Pics
CLICK HERE

Ellie Goulding Weird Outfit
CLICK HERE

Kathryn Newton Worth a Fuck
CLICK HERE

Ambrosio in a Slutty Dress
CLICK HERE

Liz Hurley – Not in a Bikini
CLICK HERE

===============
From stepSMUT!!

(LINKS BELOW ARE NSFW!)
================

Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
CLICK HERE

Hot Amateur Slut
CLICK HERE

Stuffing the Booty Hole on a Mountain Top – ART.
CLICK HERE

Lesbian Shower
CLICK HERE

Badminton On his Dick
CLICK HERE

Party Girl of the Day
CLICK HERE

Fuck a Fan….
CLICK HERE

Girl Not a Fan of the Stealth Jerk
CLICK HERE

The Worst Big Titty Video Ever
CLICK HERE

Naked in Nature
CLICK HERE

Tit Flash at the Mall
CLICK HERE

Club Bathroom Lesbians
CLICK HERE

Floaties on a Floatie
CLICK HERE

This girl is good..
CLICK HERE

Naked Amateur
CLICK HERE

Greek Slut of the Day
CLICK HERE

Sleep Tight with Top Quality CBD
CLICK HERE

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

More Great Links Here….
DON’T CLICK HERE

///////////////////////////////////////////

FOLLOW ME INTO THE DARKNESS ON SOCIAL MEDIA:
INSTAGRAM | FACEBOOK | TWITTER | TUMBLR | SNAPCHAT

SUPPORT ME ON PATREON HELP ME MAKE THIS SITE BETTER
CLICK HERE

Follow My SFW CAM GIRL Youtube Channel
CLICK HERE

///////////////////////////////////////////

———————————-
JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

Posted in:stepLINKS

2018

06

Jul

Babes in Bed to Celebrate a Good Night Sleep thanks to Physicians Grade CBD of the Day

No Comments »

Don’t you want a good night’s sleep For Once in Your Damn Life….

We are all over caffeinated. We are all over stressed. We are all addicted to the internet, porn, social media and sleep with our phones, get our whole circadian sleep rhythm all out of fucking control….from screens…radiation…who the fuck knows…

Up late on dating apps, or this website, alone in bed wondering where it all went wrong…unhealthy and distracted, trying to figure out ways to be better, to get better, to make more money to finally buy that girlfriend you always wanted….

You are not alone, but it has been proven that SLEEP is the number one key to good health…proper sleep lowers all kinds of ailments from High Blood Pressure, to other Cardiovascular diseases, and likely cancers but I’m not a doctor…

I just know that it’s fucking important to sleep, that’s why I don’t have an actual job, I like to wake up when I want, not to some alarm, like a slave of a man…slaving to the people…

Point being….CBD has been proven to help sleep, and so much fucking more. I use it for my digestion…and my hemorrhoids…but the same key ingredient can help you sleep calmly and soundly and relaxed…which helps you be a better you…

Our friends and partners at Physicians Grade have a very affordable solution to help you sleep, that isn’t fucking chemical pharmaceuticals, that the man want you to take to be more of a zombie than you are.

It’s the SLEEP SPRAY and it’s only 20 dollars…and it fucking works…

So get yours, it will help you, and even if it doesn’t, it’s 20 fucking dollars, and worth experimenting with because it could fucking help.

Here are some Instagram Babes in Beds to Celebrate Sleeping….

GET YOURS NOW HERE

Posted in:Feature|Features|SFW

2018

06

Jul

Bella Hadid Thirst Trap of the Day

No Comments »

Bella Hadid loves attention. Probably because she was the ugly sister growing up, and now is seen as the hot sister everyone is into….an it girl or whatever…

But what the world needs less of is Bella Hadid…and really all girls like Bella Hadid…not the hottest girls, packaged as hot, relevant, all because they are rich….

The girl had her career bought for her thanks to having a rich narcissistic dad who wants his daughters to be seen as hot models that the world celebrates…it gets him more access to the low level models who want to be top models like his daughters and makes them willing to fuck him to get closer to them…

She rode her sister’s coattails and together they thought “this is easy”….all well being the best promotional tool for their dad’s model fetish…I’ve said it before but the best sugar baby site is having your two daughters famous as models….EVEN though they are rat faced and undeserving of it according to me…which is not the ultimate decision maker…

I am not a fan of rich people buying their career to get ahead. I find it obnoxious. I am fine with them being naked and attention seeking… I just don’t think the non-deserving should get a head when there are so many hotter and better whores with better attitudes who don’t just expect it cuz their sister had it.

I like hard work…but I guess hard attention seeking is hard work in and of it’s own right….

Look at the tits…that’s what I’m here for…that face…that has to go.