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2018

29

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I like looking at couples on Sunday walking around, getting brunch. being lazy and wondering how hard the girl got fucked that night or that morning. I place bets with myself about it. Like my own kind of videogame that even when I win. I lose

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Charlotte McKinney Braless
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William H. Macy Wants His Daughters to Have Sex
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Dog Finds a New born Deer
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YOU LIKE HEAD….I like Head Shops…SHOP NOW
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2 Guys Attacking a Truck
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Anthony Hopkins is my Kind of Dad
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Mila Azul Has Some Hot Tits
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Chimps Have a Ball Pit Adventure
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Some Slut in a Bath Robe….
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Alicia Silverstone’s Divorce from her Husband
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Mental Dump Truck Crash
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Live Streamers Get Jumped Over Racist Joke…
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2018

28

May

stepLINKS of the Day

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It’s Memorial Day, but I am not American so I don’t need to send out a fake thank you to all the troops, who really joined the army due to not having other options, or living out an obligation they thought they had to live out, because of family pressure or whatever.

That’s not to say all military is bad, but I will say that most people thanking the military not in the military are full of shit about their appreciation of the military…AND I will say most of the tasks the military has fought hasn’t really been for freedom, but for oil and other power plays that disregarded their lives.

I do feel for all the Vietnam vets, I mean what a shitty unnecessary war to fight some bullshit communism ideal that was no threat on America…but that was marketed as a threat.

Point being, it’s a day off to sit in the park and stare at a pantsless girl catching a tan, like an old pervert…and if you’re really daring, park yourself next to her and take off your pants to catch a tan / jerk off in a park and be caught like the predator you are….no one will blame you, besides the law, young busty college girls with no pants on have that effect on most normal healthy not necessarily mentally healthy men…

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Phoebe Price Famewhoring Cuz She’s Perfect
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Midget CELEB Going Down for Manslaughter
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Elsa Hosk in Lingerie
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Kourtney Kardashian Camel Toe
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Dancing Doctor – Who is Going to Jail for Killing a Patient
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Ashley Roberts – Nipples
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Everything Coming to Streaming
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Get YOURSELF Some Bongs
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Nitro Circus People are Wild
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HEad SHop…For HEAD lovers
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The Surprise Haircut on Girlfriend Prank
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Airsoft Players Trolled by Fake Reporter
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Charlie Riina’s Ridiculous body in a Bikini
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Lindsay Lohan at her Beach Bar
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SHauna Sand – Big Tits – Classic Whore
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Nicky WHelan – Hot Body
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Sailor Brinkley Cook at an Event
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Jaimie King – Hot in a Bikini
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Dua Lipa Hot Performing
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Taylor Swift Slutty in a Leotard Performing
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Rita Ora Slutty in a Leotard Performing
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Hailee Steinfeld – Performing
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Paris Jackson Legs of the Day
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Sarah Hyland Little Cleavage
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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So Much Ass in One Dude’s Face
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Leasbian Pussy Meat Eat
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Redhead with Bolt On Tits
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Anastasia in a Bikini with Bolt on Tits
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Rony in a Hot Bolt on Tit Instagram Style Nude Shoot
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Tattoo AMateur Masturbates
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Cam Girls Eating Each Other Out in Back of Car
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Naked Amateur
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Couple Get their Fuck on in a Restaurant
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Dancer of the Day
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2018

28

May

Tara Reid in a Bikini is a Memorial Day Celebration of the Day

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Tara Reid celebrated Memorial Day by literally dressing up like all the corpses of the fallen soldier who died for your freedom….

You know, not that the soldiers who died for your freedom wore bikinis, or had bolt on tits, but after a year in the ground, the likely decomposed to look like whatever the fuck this monster looks like…

Some call it zombie, others call it skeleton, I call it reminiscent of every near death crackwhore who was malnourished enough to use my cum as a source of calories and my money as access to more crack.

This is weird looking, maybe the Memorial is for Tara Reid cuz she died a decade ago..but someone keeps weekend and Bernie-ing her so that they cut the line at all the clubs

I don’t know but it’s creepy.

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2018

28

May

Ashley Tisdale Possible Nipples of the Day

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Ashley Tisdale got herself a full fucking rebuild…or maybe it’s a social media fact filter…but I like to think it’s more some face injections, probably the same face injections Khloe Kardashian got that turned her from big potato headed monster from the woods of the Pacific North West, I guess we’d call Big Foot, to being someone who looks like a porn chick that black guys seem to like cumming inside…scientific advancements or some shit…

Well, Tisdale, who already has a fake nose, that was botched, is on some other shit, with her tits out, where there is possibly nipple, but I don’t think there’s nipple, as she is no longer a 28 year old playing a girl in Highschool, but a 35 year old wife trying to have some level of sex appeal as her peers just keep getting fatter.

I guess her fitness and muscle memory allow her to be the best version of herself…because what we can all learn from Tisdale is that a hot body over face any day, as all faces get hacked up eventually, while a hot body is what you actually have to look at when you fuck…or in your casee jerk off like the pathetic loser you are.

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2018

28

May

Sophie Mudd Slutty Bikini of the Day

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Sophie Mudd may not be the biggest thing on instagram, but she’s likely one of the bigger sets of tits on a small frame on Instagram, and her modeling career could be called Titty fetish career, but that she’s still maintaining is an instagram modeling career…

She’s done things like YEEZY and I guess that’s about it…Kanye and the Kardashians found her amongst all the other tits out there…

She’s also on this hot circuit of S4S, which means SHARE FOR SHARE, a tactic low levels and Sarah Underwood used to get huge following counts, by showing her perverts other pussy, like an intro or a shout out, that I guess tricks the algorithm, giving her bigger reach, a reach that her tits deserve cuz there’s so much tit, we can all get a handful of at the same if we tried…and it wasn’t deemed sexual assault…

Either way, she gives you content to keep your pervert thoughts to your masturbating self…

And for that we HONOR and CELEBRATE her.

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2018

28

May

Riley Keough Nipples of the Day

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I am a massive Elvis fan. I think he’s amazing. I spent the weekend watching an Elvis Documentary, not once, but 3 times. I am not even joking.

I have never been inside Graceland, and I don’t think his Grand Daughter, Scientologist Riley Keough has any real grasp on her legend of a grandfather, since he died when her mom was 9, but the fact that she’s his direct lineage, is pretty fucking cool in and of itself, probably the only reason she’s got friends really, I mean that and the fact that her mom likely inherited all of Elvis’ royalties, which obviously will trickle down to her, but who knows that Colonial Parker had some other plans for out man Elvis, and probably fucked him in some shady deals…when Elvis to sing man…before Hollywood Ruined him with shitty movies when dude had far more vision and soul that Hollywood allowed him to have…which funny enough is what made Riley Keough…Hollywood…is that Irony? I don’t know…I didn’t graduate highshool…..but she’s in TV shows, movies, etc…

AND NOW SHE IS IN NIPPLE SHIRTS…

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2018

28

May

Josephine Skriver Slutty For Madame Figaro of the Day

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Josephine Skriver is probably one of the hottest models out there – thanks to the people at Victoria’s Secret and their funding of her father’s lab that created this genetically modified designer human…

This is a racy shoot, that in case you didn’t know is featuring a girl who was created in a lab by her homosexual biologist father with his lesbian friend’s egg, because those LGBQT types are heathens who don’t respect GOD or the CHURCH…because of Science and I guess because the Church doesn’t support them, or may support them now, but didn’t back when they were working on creating the perfect human…so that anyone who was pregnant and had the money, could go out and get an abortion so that they can go back to the drawing board…to make a better version of their spawn…and SKRIVER is the floor model…

Point being, she’s in a magazine, tits out….looking good, but probably not as good as when her boyfriend took her virginity when she moved to NYC….which is a true story you know.

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2018

28

May

Battle of the Performing 30 Year Olds in Leotards of the Day

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TAYLOR SWIFT

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RITA ORA

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Both women who shouldn’t be wearing leotards in concert, but who are wearing leotards in concerts, because I guess that’s the style of girls in concerts….

But then again, all women look better in leotards, even fat women looking like stuffed sausages, because a fabric that touches pussy, anus and nipples at the same time is a glorious invention – except when you have to pee at a public bathroom…

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2018

28

May

Lily Rose Depp Turns 19 of the Day

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Lily Rose Depp turned 19 over the weekend, which to me is a more important national event than Memorial Day, not that I like celebrating young girls getting older and older, you know closer and closer to middle aged and disgusting, but I do like celebrating all things Lily Rose Depp because she’s probably the best of the celebrity kids.

Obviously, I don’t know her, I don’t know anyone under the age of 30 really, but I can assume that even if she’s the absolute worst in being spoiled and a brat raised by crazy famous Johnny Depp, who is at this point a legend….and I guess his whore Amber Heard….I find that totally acceptable…

I don’t follow her life too closely, I just see shit that pops up, but I know that during Coachella, when all the other instagram whores were basically wrestling with each other to climb the totem pole of best Coachella pic, Lily Rose Depp was at a Sea Turtle Sanctuary…and I fucking love Sea Turtles…

This weekend all the instagram whores are in luxury spots, like Monaco or wherever else in bikinis…while Lily Rose Depp is hanging out with PUFFINS…the bird not the fat drug dealer who calls himself Puffins…Because she’s got nothing to prove and that must be a nice feeling in a world of everyone trying to prove themselves…

Do good with what you’ve been given….

So happy birthday to that…and luckily for you perverts, 19 is still young as fuck so there’s a bunch of years of great braless cuz it’s the trend / bikini pics to come….so you can.

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2018

28

May

Jennifer Love Hewitt Geriatric Pregnancy Topless Photoshoot of the Day

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Jennifer Love Hewitt has a solid excuse for being fat – for once in her life, unless she’s had other kids, which is possible, I stopped paying attention to her when her fat ass caught up to her fat tits…..but today…in this Instagram Erotica…she’s got some Geriatric pregnancy erotica for those of you who don’t find it unnatural for a 40 year old to have a kid – even if the chances of it having Downs Syndrom and other issues are higher…because you’ve loved Jennifer Love Hewitt tits your adult life and any excuse to see her tits, or think about her pussy being filled with cum before being shredded apart is porn to you….

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