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2018

25

Apr

Bella Thorne Cum on her Tongue of the Day

Bella Throne posted some boring, but telling instagram story of her crying about her dead father, who I guess died when she was very young, before the mom dated assholes and whored her out to the industry, only to create something that is out there trying to prove some shit about herself, while whoring herself out to industry getting paid, but clearly still empty broken person…

Obviously, her existence is pretty tansparant, she’s just a broken girl, an identity crisis with good tits, and she is unstable and will end up dead prematurely…as that is what happens in these situations…and I don’t find it a sad story, cuz she’s milking it, getting paid and I’ve seen enough of her tits, ready for the next set of tits to take over…

This may not be a pic of her tits, but we can assume it’s her mouth filled with her gay boyfriend who looks like he gave her AIDS sperm…cuz she’s edgy like that…#PORNGENERATION

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2018

25

Apr

Ariel Winter Upskirt of the Day

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There have been times in my life where I have had what I call a religious experience where that I believe there is a god working in sync with me…and those times…probably 90 percent of those times…involve a gust of wind blowing up a random woman walking’s skirt…ass out, sometimes pussy out…and I just think “Nature, thanks for the fucking support, I needed that”….

But I guess with all good things, come terrible things, and with every gust of wind, we can’t control who’s skirt will be the one lifted and miraculously timed perfectly by the paparazzi for attention….and sometimes…there’s some inclusion…where that a fatter chick, a gross chick, has the same thing happen to her…we can’t all be hot chicks…but I guess as Ariel Winter proves we can try…

This will end up 400 pounds, but as of now, she’s doing her best, still on TV getting paid, not fully fallen off…and her ass in a upskirt exists…and could be worse…like if she was uncontrollably shitting down her leg due to a blown out ass and overeating disorder….

Take it in…

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2018

25

Apr

Barbara Palvin Tits Out in Selfie Mode of the Day

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Barbara Palvin, who I assumed was fired from Victoria’s Secret because she got fat and because her mooch “friend” Stella Maxwell stole her job, her fame, and her existence, forcing this one back to Hungary where she had to find her bearing before getting back into the game through slutty pics either in Selfie form cuz they are easy to get done, or in shoots, making moves…

Unless she’s still a Victoria’s Secret model, I just don’t remember seeing her ever, like the forgotten Eastern European sex worker she was destined to be….but maybe they keep her on payroll because at 18 they used her to cover up a scandal of a married Miranda Kerr fucking Bieber…poor Orlando Bloom….this was years ago and before Palvin fattened up…

I think I’ll just post the titty pics.

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2018

25

Apr

Dakota Johnson Fitness Erotica of the Day

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Dakota Johnson, the third generation of celebrity women, trying to leverage their moms to get to a place where they have their own career being the slutty character on 50 Shades of Grey for old ladies to masturbate to….you know the unassuming girl, who is actually an entitled rich cunt with a trust fund who doesn’t need to work but does it to get some credibility and feel like a contributing member to the world and not a mooch…and the whole thing is hardly exciting, even in her fitness gear, but at least she’s not being a low level instagram fame whore and is actually part of bigger things…even if those bigger things aren’t her tits….or really hard to be part of when your Granny was sexually Assaulted #metoo by Hitchcock when that was allowed…and her mom by Antonio Banderas, Don Johnson and everyone else as she grew up in Hollywood…to a mom #MeTooed by Hithcock…

Hollywood royalty…barely…

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2018

25

Apr

Hailey Baldwin and Joan Smalls Panty Flash of the Day

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Hailey Baldwin is just low hanging fruit celebrity daughter garbage to me…but at least she’s got decent long thin legs in her starvation of herself to pretend to be a model because modeling is all her generation wants because it takes the selfie looking in the mirror obsession about themselves and turns it into something legit…

She’s managed to leverage being the third tier Jenner, by sticking by them, associating with them, groupie-ing them, being tolerable and a good add on to their group, a prop really and is finally able to get some deals, host some TV shows, seem like a meme or relevant pop culture figure…and even with her jacked up face…I’m not hating it…I like the worth ethic despite not working, draggin out her family name and her friends as long as she had because I feel rich kids need to succeed at doing nothing, have money thrown at them and celebrated doing nothing…you know it’s an important message to send the kids eho follow them……

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2018

25

Apr

Halsey Nude Bra and Panties of the Day

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Halsey is a club kid, who fucked the right DJ or Producer, and got her vocals onto a few hit songs, making her legit, money and allowing her to tour, experience life as a rockstar, and I guess she’s being a little shameless exhibitionist, something I am not against, even if I don’t find her hot, or interesting…and the only thing I really find interesting that she’s done is drugs for the paparazzi while on a yacht in Miami…not that I wouldn’t expect that or care that much to see that…but because brands still work with her…

I like to understand the logic of what’s considered to be a good ad partner, so if someone has a hit song from riding some producer dick, she is seen as current, relevant, famous and gets to attend all the events where brands throw money at her….despite being half naked, or doing drugs….

While other people who do drugs will never get touched by a brand, or will even get dropped by a brand…

It’s weird time filled with inconsistencies…and here is some Halsey in Panties with Prison Tattoos erotica…

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2018

25

Apr

Ireland Baldwin Ass of the Day

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Ireland Baldwin the big girl, who is pushing 7 feet tall, 240 pounds, destined to have a career in professional wrestling, but trying to have a career as an instagram model, because like big girls before her, you can’t really tell the massiveness of a girl in a photo if she’s proportionate..

This is a picture of her bathing suit riding up into her asshole celebrating the nice day…and not the bathing suit riding up into her asshole…which could be why she feels it’s a nice day…because if you rock back and forth against that strained fabric that is acting as a clothes line you’re straddling that can actually support your weight…you can likely cum….

I would assume this is part of her marketing herself as an instagrammer – not a wrestler…but she is in the onsie so their is hope for “Pig Daughter” to grace the ring near you one day soon. I am a believer in her capabilities as she finds herself….but I kinda fell for her in her recent 420 Video Shoot...lookin’ good girl.

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2018

25

Apr

Jamie King Topless of the Day

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Here’s what I consider a some kind of throwback, or flashback, or reliving the glory days, tapping into some old behavior that I would have expected more of from Jamie King in her quest to becoming a celebrity…

Because she was once the nude hipster model in the late 90s…in an era before hipster were a thing and the mainstream Gap Shopper knew they existed, before it was all commercial and mainstream on instagram, when getting nude in shoots was edgy and hot, and worth jerking off to because it happened rarely…

And now she’s and actress mom in Hollywood no one cares about…no longer the heroin addict model getting naked…but that doesn’t mean she can’t semi get naked as a reminder of what was…and I approve nudity…even if it’s boring, repetitive, shameless, attention seeking, low level, not so mysterious….or exciting…I still love it…and would be happier if there was vagina lip up in here…

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2018

25

Apr

Kaia Gerber Being Age Appropriate of the Day

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Kaia Gerber is the 16 year old daughter of Cindy Crawford and now billionaire Rande Gerber thanks to his George Clooney Tequila scam he pulled…

She’s been exploited by her mom to be a model, because it feels like the right thing to do, it feels good for her ego now that she is old and fat, and like a mom who put her kid into dance because the mom was into dance, she’s throwing her into modeling, a drug filled,, vapid and disgusting industry you’d expect to not want your kid to be a part of, despite the easy money and the great parties and access the kid would have regardless…

In some sick way, she probably thinks it’s teaching her responsibility, work ethic, at 16, this is not “be a lifeguard cuz i was a lifeguard and had a great summer”…this is throw yourself in cocaine covered pretentious shit, travel for free even though we are rich and can afford it….

It’s surround yourself with and attention seeker, famewhore, mooches..as they leverage the family name and connections the MALIBU friends and neighbors…

I just think being a model would be reason enough to not make your daughter a model, and wait til she’s 18 to be a model, instead of cashing in now.

The world is sick.

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2018

25

Apr

Liz Hurley Doing Some Fetish Shit with Her Son of the Day

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Liz Hurley is dressed in some fetish gear, some baby doll french maid lingerie, while hugging her son, who thinks all is good when his 50 year old mom is dressed like she’s about to hop onto some porno set for her gangbang scene….because he’s likely seen some shit throughout her career as a half naked rich guy fucking model mom….

I find it weird, but then I remember all these people are narcissists, and I remember a time when my friend had a hooker / stripper mom who would turn tricks and I’d go over to his house to Play videogames or whatever, and she’d be in the other room fucking dudes…walking around in lingerie…and despite thinking it was ghetto as fuck, I thought it was amazing….then he told me that she used to make him bang her, he was about 16 or 17 at the time…and I thought it was weird obviously…but she thought it was like having a male version of herself in her…I think he went on to being a sex offender or something…but we lost touch…

The point of the story is that there are moms out there who want to breast feed their kids, bang their kids, because their kids are a version of them…and their pervert half naked asses like that…

It’s weird..but rich people are as weird as gutter poor people…and this outfit choice – weird…

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