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2018

14

May

Bella Thorne Bikini of the Day

Bella Thorne asks a very important question:

WHY is she on set in a bikini?

The answer is because the only thing she’s actually good at, the only thing she’s worthy of, the only reason people follow her and buy into her bullshit, is because she’s marketed herself as being hot, half naked, willing to get naked, wild and out of control…and to not have her in a bikini would be a total disservice to their budgets and her skillset..you know maximize them tits…on TV, in Movies, on Social Media…

Whatever….

Posted in:Bella Thorne|SFW

2018

14

May

Nicole Scherzinger Dark Nipples of the Day

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Nicole Scherzinger is a very fucking masculine looking woman…with a hard face, hard body, who was in some stripper act that went viral, paving the way for her to be a solo act, who pushes her sex appeal, that I am not quite sure is actually there, but that she tries to trick us into thinking is there, thanks to tucking…and slutty dancing…

We are so easily convinced that a bitch is hot…as long as she’s gyrating them hips like a whore….

Well as it turns out, she’s also got hard nipples, that may or may not have darkened thanks to the hormone therapy, or maybe due to her ethnicity, but that she wants you to see because why else would she wear a sheer shirt…because if you’re a tranny you’re proud of them tits….and want the world to see just what you’ve made..

Posted in:Nicole Scherzinger|SFW

2018

14

May

Iggy Azalea’s Ass of the Day

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Iggy Azalea in all her fake as fuck glory, from a fake story, to fake hair, to more interestingly fake ass, fake face, fake career, that I guess gets her on Private Jets because she’s got a record deal, where that she can put her fake ass out there for her fans, who are likely only following her because of her fake ass, in efforts to continuing to matter another year, when I don’t know if she’s ever actually mattered, but rather has been more of an “exists” situation…

I guess when you’re on some private jet and you’re trash, you gotta keep it real…and keep the lie that she was an underage stripper in Florida she wants you to believe…when we all know this is all manufactured dog shit…that probably smells like dog shit…but at least she flies private, the chances of a crash are much higher, which I like.

Posted in:Iggy Azalea|SFW

2018

14

May

Elsa Hosk is Topless of the Day

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Elsa Hosk is basically a sex worker, or a promo model / sex worker, who has climbed through the Swedish female basketball training camps and decided to dedicate her athletics to nude and half nude modeling for a brand in exchange for a lot of money, notoriety, celebrity, exposure, followers, because that mall brand puts money into their roster of whores…they are their number one marketing tool and in being that the brand makes sure to maximize attention to them all they can….by getting them into magazines, other ad campaigns, topless in art shoots to keep their sex appeal up…and this stand in for Candice Swanepoel, who I like to think is a right place right time situation…is fucking loving it…so much she’s got her shirt off on social media to remind us all that she likes being half naked….but prefers being paid to be half naked….while having you perverts look at her half naked…

Fascinating.

Here she is in Cannes with all the important, fancy, relevant people…all dolled up…

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Posted in:Elsa Hosk|SFW

2018

14

May

Demi Lovato’s Big Tits of the Day

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Demi Lovato loves celebrating her big, probably gross, but not when in a photoshoot and pushed up, tits….

She seems to love attention, whether it’s talking about being some kind of bi-sexual, or being provocative in slutty pics…she’s on it. Doing the Miley Cyrus, being relevant and current….because all young people are sluts…and can only relate to sluts…especially fat sluts.

This is her looking her fucking best, which isn’t saying much as far as I’m concerned, I think she’s gross, but it’s saying something, and that something is that she’s willing to show off her tits for a marketing campaign she’s getting paid for because she’s a fucking commodity…she’s a product promoting product…she’s raised by Disney and Stage Parents and despite her whole bi-polar disorder, drug addict, from having no soul and being exploited lie, she still aims to deliver…

For those Demi Lovato fans…you’ll likely appreciate it…and you’re likely pretty weird because being a Demi Lovato fan is weird in and of itself…but they exist…as do her weird widespread tits.

Posted in:Demi Lovato|SFW

2018

14

May

Coco Austin Nipples for Some Photoshoot of the Day

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Remember Coco?

Well she’s out there doing photoshoots like she’s not 100 years old…because she’s got some of the most amazingly funny breast implants…that remind me of an era long gone…the trashy stripper chick who jacks up her face and body for rappers…and I guess it worked…because for the last 35 years…she’s been married to Ice T.

It’s nice to see a die hard woman who gets naked as for photoshoots, or her social media, or her own website, over the last 20 years despite being married to Ice T and not needing to, at least not financially. She already locked homie in…

So she does this shit from the depth of her soul, from her inner passion for showing everyone her tits…and there is something special in that….attention seeking for attention…not to get ahead…but because you like attention….

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2018

14

May

Dove Cameron on Set in a Sports Bra for You Perverts of the Day

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In an earlier post I made about Dove Cameron I asked the fans…you people…who worship me all day, every day….who Dove Cameron was…

NOT ONE PERSON LEFT A COMMENT..

I’m glad we have that kind of engagement on this site, people seem to come in, but don’t give a fuck about me…awesome I’ve spent 15 years at this, and now I am forced to us the google to let you all know this blonde chick showing off some tit is:

She is a 22 year old…an American actress and singer, known for playing a dual role as the eponymous characters in the Disney Channel teen sitcom Liv and Maddie (2013-2017) and playing Mal, in the films Descendants (2015) and the sequel Descendants 2 (2017)…

Solid…some “the more you know the less it matters shit…because all we care about is the tits.

Posted in:Dove Cameron|SFW

2018

14

May

Kendall Jenner Upskirt and Nipples of the Day

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Kendall Jenner is in Cannes with her useless friends….because they are important and annoying people…who get invited to all these exclusive and important events because they are the top tier pussy in both their homes and the world…thanks to social media marketing and quick to the game tactics that mastered social media and have made these idiots famous…along with a sister’s sex tape, a TV show coupled with America being fucking dumb and buying into everything they see on TV..just ask that Slap Chop dude…

Like a fame whore, being instructed to get noticed that she is, she brought out the tits to be seen by all…because tits are people too, and we can’t oppress the nipple like some kind of shameful thing…she is woman like her dad…here her roar or some shit..

Or just stare at the tits….

There’s more….in this massive kendall jenner attention seeking from CANNES post…..including:

Black Swimsuit Pussy Print

More White Dress Black Nipple

Upskirt with Bella Hadid

Some Bella Hadid Cameltoe and Hard Nipples

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Posted in:Bella Hadid|Kendall Jenner

2018

14

May

Romee Strijd Ass of the Day

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Romee Strijd may have a stupid name. She may be a recent Victoia’s Secret angle, she’s like 1 year into this shit and she’s living it up…

She’s also strategic in her half nakedness, because she’s cleverly started a YOUTUBE CHANNEL where she VLOGS about her life…

Because as celebrities and models realize that people care more about their lives than just their half named photos..

I am not one of those people, but in 22 VLOGS she’s got 500,000 followers and she’s pretty much killing it, getting that YOUTUBE money…that will offer life beyond Victoria’s Secret…so I support people who try to make it in America…and who do a pretty good job of it…steal the White Man’s job…or some shit…

I am more into seeing her skinny long body, long legs, in thigh high sports socks….wearing WHITE panties on the beach…my favorite color of panty because it’s sheer when wet…

The pink suit isn’t bad either, you know jacked up into that pussy showcasing it’s definition…so skinny, and skinny makes her amazing, in this fat world.

I am a fan…

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She’s also posting this on her social media – you know to keep ya’ll engaged…

Bad Faced Ashley Tisdale Showing Tit of the Day

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I was a bit of a social justice warrior in my own right against Ashley Tisdale many years ago when she was on High School Musical….

I made a point of attacking her, not sexually like a College Kid who drank too much at the frat party, but because I was offended years ago when she won some Kids Choice Award, or MTV award that celebrated her as a hot chick, which she wasn’t.

I felt it was my duty to turn on her, to call her ugly, to point at her face, her flawed face and say “DISNEY BOUGHT THIS” because they probably did….

Disney manipulation of facts is real….and not always as good as you’d expect…and I wanted to let the world, or my 3 readers know…I am a hero like that…

But now, realize, her fit body outweighed her weird face, and even in her old married aged way, her ugly face is tolerable, as is her body in fitness gear….or a dress showing tit..

Fascinating.