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2018

06

Apr

Lily-Rose Depp Panty Flash of the Day

OH MY GOD!!!

I can see some Lily-Rose Depp….this is like winning the lottery, or the slot machine at the casino…this is like finding out your child is cancer free…this is like all the good in the world all falling into your lap at the same time….the rich and spoiled kid who you don’t care is a cunt – because you assume she’s a cunt – and you don’t care about the nepotism because you assume the nepotism – you just like how cute she looks while flashing the panties…

The hope is that…next time there won’t be panties..but LABIA…eventually the rich kid tries to outshine her dad, really stand out so he finally notices her from his booze soaked cloud of 30 years of Hollywood self destruction…but that is usually for the kids with conservative parents…they are the ones who rebel where this one has probably been drinking ,smoking, fucking, naked for men since she was 14 and the family didn’t care because they are high brow artists….liberal and free….at least when they aren’t beating up their wife Amber Heard…

Point being…I’m a fan..

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2018

06

Apr

Ireland Baldwin Got Them Titties On Of the Day

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Big Girl Ireland Baldwin….

What a fucking mess..

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2018

06

Apr

Megan Fox Mom Body in a Bikini of the Day

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Megan Fox is a mom of 3…all with the same weirdo boyfriend who I assumed held her in captivity…after he discovered she was in love with him growing up watching 90210, posters of him on her bedroom wall when she had dreams of hollywood, because she’s that fucking old….and she’s something that he locked in because she was for a period of time seen as the hottest girl in hollywood, despite having never had any decent movie roles, or memorable movie roles, she had all kinds of fucking hype around her…

Sure she’s looking fit in her clickbait staged paparazzi bikini pics, all muscular and not fat, living life as a lingerie model for a lingerie brand she has ownership in…but I can’t quite figure out if I like it or not, I mean it’s a bikini…but is an old lady in a bikini….and sure she’s got that Megan Fox hype most of the world forgot about…but she’s still Megan Fox…so many complex layers to analyze a woman and her famewhoring…

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2018

06

Apr

Rihanna Thickness of the Day

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Say it loud – black power proud…

Rihanna is at some event, who knows what it’s for, not me, that would require reading and like Rihanna, the high school drop out, sex worker turned teen popstar, who got time for that…

Her tits in a push up bra, her thighs thick enough to crush watermelons, and no, that’s not some racist 1960s black joke, because black people like watermelon, it’s a legit fetish for thick thighed women to participate…google it..youtube it…no wait…I’ll do it for you…

She looks old, but she’s won at life, and not just because she’s got a billionaire russian boyfriend who has a black girl fetish, but because she herself is a billion dollar brand and for an island girl turning tricks as a teen….that’s some serious scamming…

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2018

06

Apr

Braless Miley Cyrus of the Day

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When did Miley Cyrus get tits?

Maybe she’s getting her period…

Maybe she’s pregnant, I mean she did get married and move to Malibu, where you’d expect a girl to live out her pregnancy…

I don’t have the answers, I just have pics I found on the internet of her titties bouncing with each step…a fetish to those of us who sit in the park all day watching women jog for entertainment since we broke…

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2018

06

Apr

Maitland Ward’s Pussy Eating Her Bikini of the Day

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Maitland Ward’s Pussy Eating Her Bikini is the worst caption I’ve ever read….it actually made my stomach turn in disgust without even seeing the pics – because I know just what I am in for…

I know that there will be this old lady and her deflated pussy lips in a bikini posing like she’s hot..in the most bootleg of shoot – because despite making 43k a month from you perverts, she’s not investing any of it back into her content, her business, or any of that…and that alone is bad business..

The fact she’s tried that many people to sponsor her life blows my fucking mind, because she’s vile…but I guess people like childhood fantasies when they turn 40…or people like 40 year olds they feel sorry for or relate to more than actual hot chicks…because hot chicks are snobby cunts…while this one is begging you to pay to touch her sloppy cunt…

I don’t understand her revival, or how this worked out so well for her but it is pretty amazing…confusing..but amazing…in the worst posible way..

These pics are vile, gutter, and I have seen some gross shit in my life…I am desensitized, I can handle gross..what the fuck is this…

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2018

06

Apr

Sara Sampaio Naked For Fashion of the Day

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Sara Sampaio is naked in some magazine that doesn’t matter, but that is called Madame Figaro – April 2018…which I guess matters to Sara Sampaio on her bullshit quest to get famous or more famous or more media…

The fact that she is naked in a magazine is pretty interesting, but not interesting at all, but interesting if you care to pay attention to these idiots, because it is a reminder of how bullshit her and her DONKEY FROM SHREK LOOKING face is…

She’s not hot, really not hot, but she gets work, thinks she’s hot and dates billionaires…

But I digress, I’m totally off track, thoughts circulating my brain to fast to focus on what I am trying to say like some ADD kid on speed….because I’m so upset about the lies!!! THE LIES!

I actually don’t care, but I heard her do some keynote speech a while ago, probably in November about how she was sexually assaulted because a magazine published nude pics of her that she allowed them to take but that they said they wouldn’t publish…the magazine was LUI and she was clearly happy to be there…but decided she didn’t want the nude pics released for free like some kind of whore…

YET HERE SHE IS DOING IT AGAIN….THE LIES!!!

Clearly she likes to be naked, in naked shoots, and her sexually assaulted angling was just her being an asshole to someone, trying to shame them, or make them come across as evil predators and that’s just evil…

I hate the fake sex assault accusers and think they should go to jail…they are as bad as the real sexual assaulters…seriously…

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2018

06

Apr

Stella Maxwell and Kristen Stewart Still Scissoring of the Day

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The Scissor Sisters – Kristen Stewart and Stella Maxwell – are still scissoring – in the event you were wondering – and based on their walk I wonder if any fists are involved in their dyking out, because when there’s no dick in the room, these girls get creative with the objects they can fill their cunt’s up with….

I like to think Stella Maxwell the scammer – knows how to scam her way to relevant – and she does it on the back of women through what I assume is a masterful tongue…that can make these girls she traps squirt everywhere…

And the girls she traps who squirt everywhere, are broken down celebrities, who increase her profile, but are such identity crisis’, easy to manipulate into feeling loved and not taken advantage of…

You can tell by how serious Kristen Stewart takes her dyke persona…she’s like a cartoon caricature of a dyke…which is how you know she’s not authetic…it’s acting that Maxwell clearly doesn’t care about because it get her in the paparazzi…something she’s done before to become the Victoria’s Secret model she doesn’t necessarily deserve to be on hotness alone..

Celebrity / Model / Homosexuality isn’t exciting to me…but maybe it is to you…and I’m here to deliver..and not just because this site is so broke ass I take on a night job as a pizza delivery man….but in my posts also….

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2018

06

Apr

Kendall Jenner Bikini of the Day

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LOOK IT IS KENDALL JENNER IN A BIKINI FOR WHO THE FUCK CARES…

It’s so exciting…and by that I mean the absolute least exciting thing ever…it’s actually offensive to me…

She’s a sister of a whore, and she only exists due to sex work and porno, yet doesn’t even produce porn of her own, just this softcore shit…spitting on the world of sex work..but not on the dick she’s sucking in video like her sister did when taking the black cock into her big fat vile hairy ass on camera – in the video that made her…

Instead she’s a reality TV star, the most vapid of high profile, high end, famous life…that people idolize…real basic gutter people…

I am amazed that high fashion throws money at these people, but I guess it’s a reminder that High Fashion is a lie, they just like to target low level gutter humans who rob and steal to afford their status symbol items…gutter strippers love CHANEL bags…

Here is her cameltoe in grey pants

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2018

06

Apr

Jamie King’s Hard Nipples of the Day

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The story is that ex Heroin Addict, who survived the heroin years, but her photographer boyfriend didn’t….Jamie King….a woman we’ve seen naked since the late 90s when she was probably 19 years old….was attacked by some 45 year old skater who smashed in her car windows…spraying glass all over her kid…probably one of her drug dealers from the 90s she owed money to….before she got all hollywood and forgot her crew….or who the fuck knows….or care….

What we do know about this is that her nipples were hard while chatting with the police, nervous, excited, turned on from the adrenaline….maybe just cold and scared…who knows…but hard nipples during conflict…that shit is magical…

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