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2018

23

Apr

Alessandra Ambrosio’s Gnarly Cameltoe of the Day

I think it’s time for Alessandra Ambrosio to size the fuck up, because clearly these pants, no matter how intense the technology of leggings have got, can’t support her exploding mom pussy…it’s looking like a boil that you’ve got on your back from sitting, ready to pop….fucking filled to the brim, hanging on by it’s last thread, an explosion of pussy ready to happen….and for some reason, I reason I call PUSSY DEFINITION on an old should be retired model…I like it.

She’s old, she’s not the hot one, but this cameltoe is amazing…

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2018

23

Apr

Iggy Azalea Does GQ of the Day

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Publishing must really be dead…

Why the fuck would any magazine want to feature this bitch…and really not just feature them, but also do a whole shoot with her like she fucking matters…it’s crazy to me.

A fake rapper from Australia, with some nonsense backstory that doesn’t involve “I fucked some DJs in the club and ended up moving to America where we faked the paperwork for my work visa and pretended I had a record deal, even though no one can name one of my songs”…

She’s a fucking lie…and not just because she has a fake ass that she passes off as her own, but because she’s a fucking lie…the kind of person who has a fake ass she passes off as her own is the kind of person who would lie about her backstory…

The crazy thing in all this is that she’s not even HOT in her hustle…

Like at least be hot in your bullshit…instead she just bullshit…

Not to mention, GQ was supposed to be a men’s magazine, and sure men are all a bunch of pussy bitches now, but that doesn’t mean the shoots of girls who sexualize themselves and try to become sex dolls in real life should fixate on their gross moles..it means that they should at least focus on her whore ass and make it whorey..

What the hell is this nonsense…she’s not even on all fours showing us the move she used to get to where she is…

Bullshit.

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2018

23

Apr

Kendall Jenner Thong Bikini Rolling Around in the Grass for Attention of the Day

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I hate all things Kardashian, as does the rest of the world, yet they manage to keep throwing money at these idiots, where even the biggest bottom feeder of the family gets 150k to do one instagram story, because they just have that much influence on what people buy and it’s crazy….but they are smart…if just posting nonsense about yourself is considered smart…they get a lot of money without doing much work…so I guess that makes it a win.

The only decent one to look at is Kendall Jenner, the daughter of a tranny, the athletic figured body, that’s still been jacked up but not to the same degree as the rest of them, and her shamelessness on social media is likely scheduled by her team “OK post a titty pic today, then an ass pic on Monday to start the week”…all based on analytics and the best time to post cuz there’s a team behind this empire, a whole bunch of people knee deep in analytics that allow garbage like this to exist..

The only hope I have is that while rolling in the sand…she rolled through dog shit…assuming this is at Kim’s home, where the yard if full of dog shit, since they house trained her as a puppy it’s been hard to get used to a toilet for her…

Right?

Posted in:Kendall Jenner|SFW

2018

23

Apr

Bella Hadid Knows that Tits get Hits of the Day

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Bella Hadid is a “top” model, paid huge by all the brands, yet not even being hot…just a strategic use of stylist, plastic surgery, rich parents who know how to do marketing, a sister who had a little more hope paving the way for the ugly duckling sister that has proved everyone wrong, thanks to marketing…and here she is now…celebrating with a titty flash pic that is like she’s on Girls Gone Wild, the caliber of show she was meant for, but instead seen as edgy and fashionable, thanks to the lie that social media creates…

She censored her nipples, because she can be a silly college looking girl on Spring Break in concept for her self-documenting art…but she can’t just pull the nipples out that’d be shameless…while this is just making social commendary or whatever…who cares.

More bikini? Okay…

Here she is with her alleged rapey dad who loves low level models who need to get their rent paid…because it allows him to fuck them…

HERE IS HER SISTER GIGI FOR VOGUE JAPAN

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2018

23

Apr

Ariel Winter’s Tits Shop at Costco of the Day

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Ariel Winter’s got her tits out for who the fuck even cares…this is her move, as it should be, because tits get hits, we like tits, and when your tits are all you have going for you, even after you’ve tried to murder them through tit reduction surgery, yet they still help carry her…along with a huge TV show gig that she’s had since she was 10…

Point being, she’s good at putting them tits out there, and here are her tits out there…not necessarily good but she’s doing the best she can…

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Here she is at COSTCO.. in leggings being human like the rest of us, into the great deals like the rest of us, maybe getting paid because Amazon is putting Costco out of business…all suburban…

I will assume she’s buying enough toilet paper to last her a day – all that food she’s eating has got to go somewhere…or maybe it’s just to stock up for her emotional eating thanks to trauma induced as a young girl being thrown into show business…

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2018

23

Apr

Mel B Nipples and Scars of the Day

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If seeing Mel B, Scary Spice and her scary tits, that at one point in her life were hot tits, but that I guess she’s had rebuilt a few times after childbirth and getting old as fuck tits, that shouldn’t be exposed tits….but that are exposed tits…doesn’t turn you on…you are a crazy person…

Because there is nothing hotter than a set of bold on tits, topless tanning because that’s what you do for the paparazzi when you either want attention, or you don’t give a fuck about being seen topless cuz you’ve pulled off your series of scams, you’re rich and you’re just living your baby momma of Eddie Murphy’s baby life..

I come from an era of the fake tit, put that Plastic in your skin despite it being plastic, not the era of “I don’t drink out of plastic bottles”…so I like a good fake tits, even if I’ve only had sex with one set of fake tits, and have touched thousands of fake tits, and spent time hating on fake tits…it still feels nostalgic to see…but maybe it’s just nostalgic because of the ancient relic of pop culture who is topless in the pics…

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2018

23

Apr

Sofia Richie Tits of the Day

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Sofia Richie is one of the low level rich kids trying to mooch off celebrity of other rich kids to get a celebrity of her own…just like her sister, even though her sister isn’t her BIOLOGICAL sister, she’s still on the same trust fund…and while Kim Kardashian mooched off Paris Hilton, like Nicole Richie Mooched of Paris Hilton, this one is Mooching off Scott Disick, the dude who Mooched off Kourtney Kardashian and made babies in her, while Kourtney Mooched off of Kim Kardashian, in efforts to help build the family marketing company, because Kim alone couldn’t carry a show after her porno tape, she needed her whole family involved to humanize her and them, even if they are the worst humans possible…

I guess what I am saying is that this world is all incestual, insular, one big fuck each other to elevate us all and make us all richer…

And here’s little richer Richie with her tits in a tank top…tits that get cummed on by old dudes like the daddy issues you’d expect her to have..

MORE PICS OF HER PRETENDING TO BE GROWN CLICK HERE

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2018

23

Apr

Vanessa Morgan Titties of the Day

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Vanessa Morgan is the Canadian on Riverdale, because it is produced in Vancouver and by law or to get all their tax credits they need to have Canadian crew and some Canadian actors, it’s how Canada basically takes it up the ass by America to get some money and an industry in Canada…where everything is 20 percent cheaper…

Well, it works out for some people, like the actors who would NEVER make it in the USA if they just went to the USA to audition, they would never cut through all the American stage parents whoring out their kids, while in Canada, there’s less competition, especially for black people, look at Drake…so you get cast on a big USA show, like Riverdale…and all of a sudden you matter to the fucking world…even though Riverdale is shit…

So this girl, if you haven’t seen the show like the pervert you are, is the lesbian who bangs Cheryl Blossom….the edgy Serpent who banged Jughead..I guess just out there living her best black girl in Riverdale life…fucking all the white people…

The point is that even with inclusion, TV is racist…the other point is that even with a shitty TV show…horribly written garbage…people watch…including me…and I don’t even find any of the cast hot..

But I don’t mind their titties on Social media.

Posted in:SFW|Vanessa Morgan

2018

23

Apr

Bella Thorne Boring Bikini of the Day

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Bella Thorne is making a lot of money, because she’s the new “It” girl, whatever the fuck that means, I assume it’s got something to do with being relevant to the masses of her generation, like a Vine star, so that when the idiots who follow her because they find her fun, edgy, interesting, unpredictable, or even “REAL” despite having no soul, not being real, or authentic, but rather just a trained puppet by disney to manipulate the retards to buy her bullshit…

But the good news is that in the process she’s got a young fit body and some tits…all while having a good time being as ridiculous as she can because why not, that’s what instagram likes..and likes on instagram means fame, fortune, and success for what would otherwise be some broken disney kid on the outs…

HERE SHE IS WITH HER DOG…named Tampon….call Animal Rescue…

Here she is TONGUING some TRICK who lets her because MOOCH off what is famous and successful…it’s key to yourself being famous and successful all without being whored out by the parents at a young age…

HERE SHE IS FOR 420 DAWG…

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2018

23

Apr

Brooke Burke’s Cougar Cameltoe of the Day

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I think Brooke Burke has something like 12 kids…probably all with rich guys…there was an era before Sugar Daddy websites where girls who did playboy, with their fit bodies and fake tits, who looked like bootleg Carmen Electras or Ethnic Pam Andersons, would have to fend for themselves and meet rich guys on their own, by self promoting themselves, getting published in cheesy magazines or hosting shitty TV shows, so that the rich guys thought they had more value and were worth taking in, supporting, and owning….now all a bitch needs to do is post half naked on social media and catch the attention of a rich guy willing to pay them for sex…this lazy generation has it so easy.

This isn’t an analysis of low level model and TV hosts being knocked up by rich guys over the last 20 years…it isn’t a comparrison to how sluts get rich guys in this day and age…it is simply to say that after all her kids and sex it’s amazing that her cameltoe isn’t way fucking bigger…I’d expect her pussy lips to be peeking out at her ankles, or maybe that her pants would fully be engulfed looking like some kind of fleshy leggin / g-string but I guess one of the rich guys was a plastic surgeon who REBUILT that shit…designer vagina that shit…like she did with them tits…

Who cares…ultimately it’s Brooke Burke…she didn’t even matter when she mattered.

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