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Ariel Winter Puts her Pussy in Her Man’s Face and Flashes Tit of the Day

Mom Sophie Turner in Lingerie for the Game of Thrones Perverts of the Day

Bella Thorne Fitness of the Day

Julianne Hough Defends Being Skinny in a Fat World of the Day

2018

Apr

Chanel West Coast’s Nipple for Attention of the Day

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Chanel Westcoast is some bullshit reality TV show accessory, not even reality show star, because she was just a prop on some MTV bullshit that I am sure still got her some level of fame, I mean she was on MTV, but she’s no Jersey Shore, or Heidi and Spencer, she’s more bootleg as fuck…but she’s still out there with her Orange County female rap career that I am sure doesn’t make her shit…but it does make her want to pull her tits out at 5 am for the fanbase she does have, because nipples are good for attention seekers…who have nipples that they can easily pull out rather than do something of substance to get noticed…like save a dying child or whatever it is people do for attention that has a more positive tone than just pulling out the damn nipple…something I can’t quite figure out because we live in an era of the pulling out the nipple…for attention instead of doing somehting good for attention so I can list off girls who have successfully generated attention with their nipples…but I can’t think of one bitch who done good or got good hype without her nipples…maybe it is the circles I hang out in….you know alone but on the internet…it’s just nipples everywhere.

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2018

Apr

Halle Berry Tits of the Day

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Halle Berry is bringing the heat…like some Black Lives Matter advocate…doing her Oscars so White protest…in what I’ll call her inclusivity clause or INCLUSION RIDER that all the celebrities are fighting for….where that the half white, raised white, by a white momma, who like that black cock…so much she wanted to be filled with it…in an era when BEIGE wasn’t everywhere and the racist white kids would be called MULES and poor little Halle Berry teased, mocked, treated like shit, despite being white on the inside…only to have her run to Hollywood with those awesome tits, the best of two worlds, the best of two breeds like a GOLDIEPOO…the HYPO ALLERGENIC Golden Retriever…only the human version…and despite being old as fuck, she’s still bringing it….with these awesome famous tits.

Halle Berry may be an inspiration to all black women who saw her win her Oscar…but she’s an inspiration to us perverts who love great caramel colored tits..

She’s good.

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2018

Apr

Noah Cyrus is Gross of the Day

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Noah Cyrus is Miley Cyrus’ 18 year old sister, who is not nearly as good looking as Miley Cyrus, but like all the younger sisters of the famous sisters, she’s out there trying, thinking that because her sister did it, she can do it, and that her entire existence of living in her sister’s shadow will finally be lifted as the spotlight shines on her, only to realize that no matter what she does, or how far she goes, even with all the resources and opportunities she has…she will never be Miley…never be a Meme or a symbol of the pop culture of the time..

But she can show off her tits on what looks like an emotional eating frame…because the best way to deal with sadness that your sister is a huge deal and you’ll never be a huge deal…is through food.

I will say…at least she’s trying…

I will also say…they are still 18 year old tits…even if they aren’t hot 18 year old tits..

So let’s not encourage this one to off herself due to inadequacies…

Let’s encourage her to make sex tapes…to really piss off the family and show the world how wronged she was.

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2018

Apr

Elizabeth Hurley See Through of the Day

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Elizabeth Hurley is almost an interesting specimen…

She’s an old lady who posts selfies of herself, after years of barely existing, which seems to go against nature and science, and makes almost no sense to me….

It’s like she tapped out mid-30s until her 50s, where I guess she decided to be a mom, and is now back at it….cuz she either thinks she’s hot or is trying to find a new rich husband…or maybe it actually markets bathing suits…

You know giving the instagram sluts hope that in 30 years, they will look this good and still be doing what they love as shameless attention whores…she’s like the den mother, the beacon of hope that their wave will never end…and that they can ride it forever, which as most hot chicks know…they can…there will always be a willing pervert willing to look – even if posting half nakedness is pretty sleazy and disgusting..we like sleazy and disgusting.

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2018

Apr

Demi Lovato Erotica of the Day

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I would say that Demi Lovato is going through a midlife crisis, because statistically most Bi Polar people die prematurely thanks to suicide, and being the 30 year old living another 30 years being bipolar may be unlikely…

I do know that she is having some sort of identity crisis, of whether she’s fat or skinny, naked or clothed, lesbian or straight, thanks to growing up not really having an identity of her own, but rather just want the people wanted her to have, and paid her to have….

She calls it bipolar, I call it entitled rich person who can afford to have a mental illness to explain her whining…

And whatever it is, it involves her producing shameless clickbait erotica that I’ll shamelessly look at, because I’m a straight pervert who may not know anything about Demi Lovato…or any of her music…or understand her fame…but I do know titties being exploited for titty attention…

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2018

Apr

Clara McGregor Nude of the Day

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Clara McGregor is EWAN’s daughter.

Clara McGregor is clearly making her daddy proud, being the artist that she is, following her daddy’s footsteps, to make great international cinema, like he did in movies like Moulin Rouge, and Fargo Season 3 that I haven’t been able to watch because it’s not streaming anywhere….and I guess Trainspotting and all the other movies he did that were relatively hype in the late 90s early 2000s when he was a big deal…before being a rich as fuck famous person with a self promoting daughter who gets naked to get attention because it’s all for the instagram follows…getting noticed, seen, half naked, milking Daddy’s position as “mattering” while trying to matter.

There are too many celeb kids to keep track of…and a lot of them are getting naked…like this one…you didn’t know even existed until today..

HERE ARE THOSE NUDES:

HERE SHE IS NIPS OUT WITH HER DAD AT AN EVENT…

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2018

Apr

Naked Woman On Drugs in BRazil and Other Videos of the Day

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Naked Woman in the Gas Station

Naked Woman Dancing

Drunk girl Ordering Drinks at the DJ Booth

Dude Texting Falls Into Shit

Irish Girl Fight

Bakery Robbery Goes Wrong…

Customer Brawl

Bad Plane Crash

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2018

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I forget 90 percent of things I see that I figure are worth documenting on this site, things that are likely more interesting than what I actually write, because I see and get annoyed by a lot of things on the regular…my brain just can’t remember them long enough to make any sense of it….

One thing I forget is that many years ago I pitched some TV producer a TV show called BLIND MARRIAGE which was exactly what you’d expect it to be….two people go on a date, and are asked whether they are willing to get married at the end of their date, and if so, they get documented in their marriage, proving that getting married to a stranger is as effective as marrying a high school sweetheart..you know to make you realize the sham that is marriage…by milking the experiences of morons who act up on camera for TV because it’s the whole point of their existence….it is the American Dream, you can see it every where, from drunk party sluts out of control, taking selfies, to all the girls who seem to be in all the bikinis all of the time….

It would of worked, but it was rejected, but the other day I was at a girl I met off the internet’s house for some butt sex and in our minutes of getting to know each other before the butt sex, we watched some tv and I saw that it exists as a show, 10 years later, ripped off from some Norwegian show, and someone, probably a lot of people got rich off the idea I had but didn’t get rich off….because that’s the kind of loser I am…

Go into your MONDAY…remembering to not bother trying because the world doesn’t want you to succeed and if you do try…and write up a little pitch and send it to a few people…it won’t go anywhere…so just fucking get drunk and stop trying…

That’s some motivational speech for you…and Here are some morning links…

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David Schwimmer Chews Matt Leblanc’s Food for Him
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Russian Pop Slut
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David Copperfield Reveals His Scam Trick in Court
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Victoria Beckham’s Mangled Injected Face is hot…
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Girl Falls on Her Face in a Bar – Upskirt…
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Road Rage Incident Turns into a Full Blown Accident
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PACKAGE THIEF GETS BUSTED!
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Dutch Church Bells Plat Avicii Somg…
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People Breaking Laws…
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Anna Faris thinks Divorce Sucks
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Drunk Driving – Citizens Arrest
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Walrus Training…I Assume This is How Amy Schumer Got a Career….
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2018

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

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I just realized that I didn’t post my steplinks…

Was it a 420 Blaze? The excitement of legalization in Canada and now the USA? Who knows…

Was it Barbara Bush’s death leaving me a half mast?

It was probably all the PTSD from AVICII dying….then Verne Troyer…in what may have been a murder suicide…or just a sad double suicide…totally unrelated…what do I know other than that I genuinely felt bad for Verne Troyer, the overpaid DJ, who cares…but the exploited comedy punchline to Mike Myers with a broken soul…for whatever reason…like he didn’t have it bad enough….

It is actually because I am a lazy fuck…who doesn’t pay attention to anything…but trying to drink as successfully as possible…just not as successful as those other two drinkers…because they had drive for their craft…so much that they are dead, and I fail at all things including failing…but I like to believe it’s cuz I have more stepLINKS to post…

Here are some stepLINKS…

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Grandparent Pregnancy of the Day
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Kim Garner Hot at Coachella
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Selena Gomez – Slutty
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Verne Troyer – Dead
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David Copperfield Court Ordered to Reveal MAgic Trick
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Liz Moss Twerks for Scientology
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Sara Sampaio Wet Nipples on Instagram
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Riley Keough – Nipples
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Flying Cement Lip….
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Twitch Streamer and her Big Tits
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Baywatch Actress Who Never Was…
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Taylor Swift’s Stalker is Hlarious
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Kanye Releasing Two Albums
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Beyonce Performing at Church
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Idiot Does Backflips in Random Places for Youtube Fame
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Backflip Over Parked Car
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The 91 Operator of the DAy
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Google Always Listens
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Annalynne McCord Instagram Round Up
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Steve Harvey – SLUT SHAMER
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Avicii Dead NEws
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Woody ALlen has a Suporter!
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Frat’s Racist / Sexist Initiation Video
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Woman Starts Fight – Instant Regret
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Avril Lavigne is a BIG GIRL
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Ariel Winter Getting Ice Cream Cuz She’s Fat
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Carol Alt in a Tight Dress
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Kendall Jenner in beverly Hills
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Selena Gomez Lookin’ WHolesome
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Jennifer Aniston – Old as Fuck
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Olivia Holt Looks like a Creepy Disney Creation
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Some Bailee Madison also looks like a Creepy Disney Creation
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Paula Abdul Dressed like an Orphan…
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Pussy Eating at the Bar
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Hot as Fuck Slutty Selfies
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SO MANY SLUTS – NOT ENOUGH TIME!
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Two Naked Chicks Together in Bed
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Beach PUSSY!
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My Friend Porn Chick Carter Cruise and her Extreme ORgasms
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Naked CHick and Her Bolt On
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I have 2 Vaginas..
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Huge Monster Tits on Lorna Morgan
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Hot Tits – Rub One Out
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Naked Alisa and her Insane Hot Body
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Some Hot Amateur Meat…
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Cam Girl in the Bath…
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Masturbating Girl of the Day
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Kim Fox – Gets Naked
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Half Naked in Public Babe
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Asshole Dildoed.
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2018

Apr

Pure Kana CBD Celebrates 420 with Us of the Day

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We have partnered up with Serial Entrepreneur CODY ALT , who just launched a CBD company, and is the mastermind behind PURE KANA …you best source for Quality and Affordable Health and Wellness Products made from CBD….THIS IS THE GOOD GOOD STUFF!!!

Something that I think is pretty fucking important in the world, because I don’t believe in a world where the health benefits of a plant can’t be maximized, because the plant is illegal on the federal level, while pharmaceuticals, made in labs for evil billion dollar companies are celebrated…..

CBD based on a bunch of studies I’ve seen and people I know who are all for CBD, use CBD, say CBD has changed their life, are convinced that CBD helps them with Anxiety, Stress, Chronic Pain, all things that we are all affected by and you don’t get HIGH in the process…purely functional…to help you live your best life…

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