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2018

17

Jan

Demi Rose Ass of the Day

Demi Rose confuses the fuck out of me, but I guess she’s positioned herself as a Kim Kardashian of the UK, whatever that means beyond a woman with a really weird looking fake ass that people buy into, especially in the UK, because the UK has created some of the trashiest women of the last decade or two thanks to their weirdness…I thought these fuckers were proper and well educated, well spoken, but I guess there are a lot of chimney sweepers, factory workers, blue collared people…who just love trashy…allowing people like this to exist…

Think about Glamour Models for a second, some of the biggest clown tits ever, all from the UK…even though you’d think it was an American thing…I mean they even have a black woman in the Royal Family now…progressive sure…but not what you’d expect from those people and their crumpets.

That said, I’m pretty sure Demi Rose is an escort you can pay to fuck, the instagram is just ways to increase the value of that and that’s about all I know or care to know about whatever this is – that I am compelled to post because it’s clown-like. A Novelty act.

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2018

17

Jan

Jojo in a Bathing Suit of the Day

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Jojo posted up some bathing suit pics to her social media platform of choice for the people who care about Jojo and what she is up to…..

Which amazes me, because even at her peak, doing the Avril Lavigne underage teen girl with angst thing, no one really cared about her…

Then she took time off to spend all her money on her boyfriend…in what was referred to as an interracial relationship before race disappeared and we became all one color…..then came back…to do whatever she does…and people are into it. They go to her shows, she tours, it’s so weird….

I only pay attention for the tits, or the various ways she attempts to seduce by not seducing in slutty outfits, or doing workouts…becuase I am a pervert and that’s what perverts do.

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2018

17

Jan

January Jones Bra in Overalls of the Day

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Older than Mount Rushmore, South Dakotan January Jones…..born in…you guessed it…January…and miraculously, became a famous set of tits on TV, thanks to acting requiring very little talent, just arrogance, something anyone with tits, who is told she’s hot enough – will have..

I don’t know how famous she is but famous enough to assume she fucked her way to the top because the daughter of Karen Sue, a sporting goods store manager, and Marvin Roger Jones, a gym teacher and fitness director….don’t get anywhere in hollywood…unless they suck that dick…

Or in January’s case…TURKEY BASED THAT DICK UP INSIDE YOU TO CREATE AN ILLEGITIMATE CHILD THAT LIKELY CAME WITH A BUY OUT PLAN FROM THE RICH GUY WHO PENETRATED THE CERVIX WITH HIS SEED..so he doesn’t get publicly slaughtered…

She’s taken a liking to posting tits on her social media feed, because she’s got tits and at 40, it’s important to take in all the attention she can.

This isn’t real tits, but the country bumpkin in the overalls, is almost believable…if we didn’t all know she was a social manipulating heathen.

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2018

17

Jan

Sistine Stallone Tits in a Pushup Bra of the Day

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Sistine Stallone, who based on her face is a little too Stallone for my liking, you know when it comes to looking at women, it’s nice that they have womanly features, but who is still a Stallone heir, meaning she’s got that trust fund, making that money and doing whatever it is that she does, likely nothing…..to feel some sense of purpose or relevance…

The fact is that she’s got a better life than any of us, but she’s also probably more miserable than any of us, and not in a lets hate on rich people, they can’t be happy they are rich kind of way, but in a she’s gotta go through life with that face, no bank account balance, or luxury vacation will ever change that…

But at least she’s skinny…

So skinny that she’s maximizing hte little tits as hard as she can in her push up bra…but skinny…is good, worth celebrating, and redeeming….because a face doesn’t matter especially in doggy style position…

So that long flattened face…looking like she was one of Rocky’s Speed Bag…is worth noticing, at least that’s what she wants you to believe. Tits Out.

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2018

17

Jan

Sarah Hyland Slutty of the Day

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Sarah Hyland got a boyfriend – who I assume is a gay dude trying to climb the ranks of the LA social ladder – because his girlfriend is a big TV star or some shit….it’s what gay dudes do to get ahead…

So I guess she finally feels hot…because now someone is going down on her…and I assume no one has really gone down on her before…because she’s really fucking weird looking ….then I remember rich girls can be as weird looking as weird gets – it don’t matter – dudes will still get up in it cuz we are perverts..

But as it turns out, she’s also pretty fucking annoying.

I don’t know why every woman out there demanding equality and respect is a selfie pornographer. But they are.

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2018

17

Jan

Alexandra Daddario Sociological Study of the Tits of the Day

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Here’s a sociological study that none of us needed to be exposed to, part of, run through….involving Alexandra Daddario, the tits from True Detective and whatever other scams she’s pulled with her tits….doing a stupid dance and sing along for some asshole who is filming her, laughing at her, pandering to her, thinking she’s funny, encouraging her to keep up the funny, all while pretty much humilating herself…unless people actually like this humor, in which case I’ll understand why I am obscure…

You watch this and think…god this is bad…who is this woman…she’s trash, she’s garbage, get rid of her…

But then you cross reference it to some photoshoot from whenever for whatever, wherever…of her tits…and it’s like…keep acting like an idiot Mariah…you can do no wrong…

Men are but a simple creature.

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2018

17

Jan

Pia Mia Insta-Thot of the Day

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Pia Mia Perez is some US Guam born…which was convenient for moving to the mainland to make it in America……jailbait who was…that had and probably still has a huge social media following, thanks to strategic parents who want so much that she became famous…

She’s got a pretty useless IMDB…where she was in one movie called Santa Paws…a couple of years ago..that I assume never hit…but that I also assume is far more than anyone else born in Guam has pulled off in the entertainment industry…

BUT WHO NEEDS MOVIES…when you have social media to carry you, to get a recording career, to become the hot video vixen with the fake tits and tight asian body that is likely under 5 feet tall…

You can do it yourself, by posting provocative pics…and that alone can help you become the next MILEY…

She’s 21…and this is what she’s up to .

Here’s a good posing pic for you…

Posted in:Pia Mia|Pia Mia Perez|SFW

2018

17

Jan

Kendall Jenner’s Titty Shirt of the Day

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Kendall Jenner in what looks like a see-through shirt doing the rounds at some fashion show where she’s sucking up to people to let them know she’s there and willing to promote their products on her social media feed if they pretend she’s an actual model more than just an instagram feed…

Because the fact is her position in anything she does is “Sales Guy”….the only reason she exists is because young people click and buy…while if they didn’t…she wouldn’t matter and brands wouldn’t be sucking her dick….that she had attached to her from when her dad cut off his…you know keep it in the family…you never know when you’ll need a sales hook to help your sales and marketing strategy when you’re not just a cute girl looking cute for a brand…you’re a marketing agency that gets results…even though you’re also a moron and all this just sort of randomly happened and is undeserved…

In more interesting see through pics – of people I will not be doing a post on – here’s Andra Day – Whoever the fuck that is…

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2018

17

Jan

Posh Spice/ Victoria Beckham in Vogue Spain of the DAy

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Robot Sex Doll woman from the Spice Girls still looks good, skinny, and worthy of looking at….which I could have predicted when the Spice Girls happened, because the skinny ones usually age the best, as the ones with the tits usually grow into sloppy messes…

She looks pretty good for someone who is old and who has shat out a dozen kids with David Beckham, back when he took time off fucking all other girls who weren’t Posh Spice…because when you’re Beckham – you have options…

I don’t understand what the reason Posh is so well maintained…nice and preserved…because no girls I know look like this – especially not moms…even in their 20s…

Maybe it’s a money thing, poor bitches are disgusting and eat garbage, they have to slave away to buy shitty food…while this one’s rich and rich comes with perks like spending your days laying down to conserve energet so that you can do all you can to not eat…. Who can be too sure, is she an eating disorder, or just lovely, or is she lovely regardless…

As much as I’m disgusted by women aging, I support aging well…you sort of have to.

Posted in:SFW|Victoria Beckham

2018

17

Jan

Hailey Baldwin Better a Dancer in the Dark for Marie Claire of the Day

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Hailey Baldwin is on the rise, finally, she’s been working hard at it, leveraging from every angle, because I guess she thinks she’s hot and deserves celebrity as a model, or maybe she just knows her friends are ugly and got celebrity as models, so it’s not unlikely that it will happen for her, even if it takes her a little longer to get there..she’ll get there…thanks to not actually having to work because I guess Stephen Baldwin has money from the handful of shitty movies he’s been in…

THAT SAID….

My theory on this is that each of these little rich kids that don’t deserve to be models, and who never worked a day in their life, other than taking handouts, get tired of the hype once they get the hype and fade away to only work on project that are close to their attention seeking hearts – or that pay a ton of money..

So Kendall Dropped, Kylie Dropped, GIGI Dropped…and soon Bella will drop…when bored…making room for this one…and it’s starting..she’s getting magazine covers..

Sure Marie Claire Italy isn’t Vogue, but it’ll get there…the clickbait is real…she’s doing it..

In these photos you can see her dancer body, in dancer poses, because I guess she trained as a dancer growing up…that’s where all her discipline comes…that and the Jesus here weirdo recovering addict who found god father shoved down her throat like it was one of her sexual conquests, like Bieber.

Here is her uneven lip enjection that should be a meme but I’m not influential..

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