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2018

15

Jan

Kate Upton’s Body is So Fucking Weird of the Day

Kate Upton is in Miami shooting a lingerie campaign for a lingerie company, because apparently, companies still think Kate Upton matters, and will sell product, even though it’s not 5 years ago, but I guess in the defence of the lingerie company, they are European and have no real clue what’s going on in the US market, and figure “this bitch is expensive, she must sell product, let’s use her”…when in reality, there are so many better options for them…

What I find interesting in this shoot, is not Kate Upton’s finally getting in shape after years of being massive, fat, and weird looking, I find the tits still winner, especially when pushed the fuck up…

What I find interesting is when cross referencing her tits with her paparazzi pics, I just can’t buy into her nonsense…her body is weird looking, she terrifies me, even when naked, but I guess when naked or half naked, I can be distracted by the huge tits and forget how weird the rest of her is..

WHO KNOWS…but it’s weird…

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2018

15

Jan

Bella Thorne’s Bloated Face in Lingerie of the Day

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Meth Bella Thorne who hasn’t died of a fentanyl overdose yet, and really who is such an identity crisis may not even be doing raver drugs, or any drugs….but is just playing it up like she is because she thinks it makes her cool…is in her underwear looking all bloated in the face on social media….

She’s clickbait, you know a set of fake looking possibly real tits that the Disney star is into promoting her tits, because it made her matter on social media, which is mattering in life, thanks to being provocative….and the social media companies being popular…ZUCKERBERG brainwashed properly…

She still gets naked, but is far less interesting, and a lot more tranny and hard faced looking….but most importantly….lame

I am not into this weird selfie erotica, or the personal brand that is seeing success that is Bella Thorne, she’s been overexposed and is now boring…but I’ll still post the panties because why not right…what else am I doing today…it’s not like I have a job.

Here’s BELLA and her Raver Weird Meth Sister filming a music video, because you don’t need talent to self produce hits yo CLICK HERE

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2018

15

Jan

Elle Fanning’s Workout Erotica of the Day

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I don’t know enough about Elle Fanning to write anything interesting or compelling about her. I don’t even think I’ve seen any movies she’s in. I just like that she’s the sister of some Child Star who was exploited hard and earned serious money all before being 14 years old…fascinating – but also convenient for this one who got to just stroll into a career…like she’s strolling in her workout leggings…booty out…all youthful and fit…

I appreciate Hollywood royalty who exist because of the suffering of relatives as no child star comes out of it unscathed…and I appreciate parents who see opportunity with their shitty kids, cuz kids are annoying mooches, make them earn for you and it makes having them not so bad…you know…if anything they make your dreams happen for you..and all it takes is no caring about their mental health…easy to do or justify…especially when seeing how fucked up the world is and how normal high school stundents are…at least theirs will have cash…and if they’re really lucky and it all works, and they have an Elle Fanning of their own, like the back-up daughter who can ride the second wave of success, you’ve sacrificed one you may not have sacrificed, you know you got them the good life…for the benefit of the rest of the family…

Weird dynamic…but we only care about the fitness pants.

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2018

15

Jan

Doutzen Kroes Topless of the Day

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I think these pictures were from last week, when Doutzen Kroes was baiting on her friend, guilting her, to come hang, so that together they would get a shit ton of paparazzi coverage, because both were made famous by the panty empire -sweatshop underwear makers – made in China…bullshit that upsold to the masses as the biggest mall brand ever – making these girls the promo models people talk about….at least Candice…they fired Doutzen’s ass…leaving her to fend for herself, and live off her husband’s DJ money, because they had a couple kids, and instead became the housewife model, not the model housewife…and I guess she gets a few jobs a year…to maintain her profile in the eyes of her man, otherwise he’d just leave her…right…

I guess part of maintaining that profile is clickbaiting with the tits. GOOD JOB!

TO SEE MORE PICS OF DOUTZEN AND CANDICE IN BIKINIS CLICK HERE

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2018

15

Jan

Maitland Ward Tits for Kiss a Ginger Day of the Day

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Maitland Ward is a doughy, even disgusting looking, 40 year old woman who gets named on the internet, because she realizes that people want to see her big fucking tits, even though she shows her big fucking tits all the fucking time, it’s really the only reason we know who she is, or talk about her, because before the tits on social media, she hadn’t been on TV in a decade, rocking out the Boy Meets World the later years like she was Topanga, as the brother’s girlfriend…a character I didn’t even notice while probably watching the show back then, who knows, we had limited options…

Well, the only day she’s actually relevant in her clickbait, because her whole career is finding way to get naked for various holidays or “national days”…is KISS a GINGER DAY, that I think used to be called Kick a Ginger Day back in high school, which I guess was Every Day – since GINGERs are weird pale skinned super powered outcasts that terrify most….especially when looking at how pink that pussy is.

Well, she’s the most popular clickbait on the site, people click her links and love her so take in this sex worker artistry that needs a sex tape…

Here she is being a fake lesbian

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2018

15

Jan

Kelly Rohrbach Topless of the Day

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Kelly Rohrbach is an official actress now, and in being an official actress, she’s gotta maintain her body, because we all know she’s only getting these acting jobs because movies need hot pussy people want to jerk off to and if you’ve played the scene property, you can be the next Margot Robbie, Emma Stone, Jessica Alba, you know talentless garbage, decent looking sometimes, but not all that hot girls, who get all the fucking jobs…because movies need pussy…so maintain that hot pussy…

And I guess she’d doing her

PR by showing off her big tits, a lesson she’s learned from her friend Kate Upton, or really any basic logic any half retard who got everything in her life from her tits – knows from a young age – when getting those tits…

Best known for being Pam Anderson in Baywatch movie I hope no one here watched, you depressing humans…BOYCOT that nonsense that should have never got made….but also known as a Sports Illustrated model in one issue, or more importantly Leo DiCaprio’s fake girlfriend because he’s a gay and likes keeping up this Playboy illusion, using these girls, finding one worth promoting….and then starts getting cast in Hollywood…because Weinstein isn’t the only dick that makes careers….it’s just the way it works…as much as everyone wants to fight the world and make it some Sesame Street mutually respect happy place…you still gotta fuck your way to the right meetings…otherwise why the fuck would a dude give you the time of day or help you out….because he wants to see you succeed…get fucking real you dumb fucks dot com.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2018

15

Jan

Sasha Obama in Cancun of the Day

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I watched the Obama / Letterman interview because I don’t own a TV, and I don’t leave the house thanks to winter, and years ago, I used to watch letterman all the time, it was on TV, and I felt he ultimately didn’t give a fuck about the celebs he was interviewing, which I apprecaited…but that could just be selective memory, since I don’t remember much…

Obviously, the Obama interview wasn’t all that exciting, but it was a nice reminder, as a Canadian, that the USA was pretty progressive for a while, they had a president with some real fucking swag…just cool and put together….well spoken and charismatic…and it was nice to see, or be reminded of, after dealing with all the media attention your politics get….

It was also inspiring because you aren’t all a bunch of shit head closed minded racists, a good thing, with clips of the 1950s Selma bridge walk that was just insane…because racism, especially from your president, is fucking crazy….it’s upsetting…it’s disgusting…

On Martin Luther King day and beyond…So what better way to celebrate progress, the future, or what the Obamas represent, than his daughter in a bikini..

I don’t think she’s 18, not the pot smoking college aged one, so don’t look too closely….All these girls of all ages wearing bikinis….like they are 18…even when they aren’t….because bikinis are racy and inappropriate…almost porno when looked at by most perverts…especially white bikinis…the internet is a bad place for bad people….

But she is a political hero, your FIRST child, a year after they are out of your life, apparently…doing just FINE….celebrating FREEDOM…the right way.

The real question is – where are the parents, I want some Michelle Obama up in a bikini right next to her, cuz she’s FINE.

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2018

15

Jan

Sofia Richie in a Bikini of the Day

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Lionel Richie’s actual daughter -who bangs a 40 year old dude – despite only being 18 – not his clickbait daughter, the adopted one he found in the trash outside one of his concerts in the 80s, who was left there by some crackwhore, making him compelled to make her his own, like a nice guy, only to be forced to deal with some genetically annoying strange kid who mooched off his name years ago, and made a career of her own….can probably do no wrong…because people like their actual kids better than their adopted kids always…

She’s got access to serious bank, but instead of being a positive force in the world, she just travels in luxury with a Kardashian, rocking out on yachts, in bikinis, on private jets, like some obnoxious, over indulgent, cunt who lives a giant carbon footprint, and who likely hates her life, but fucks pretty good thanks to that….

Why why use that evil Kardashian money to do anything but attention seeking on social media and with the paparazzi, just put on that DAMN bikini….and be 18 and a famewhore like all your friends.

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2018

15

Jan

Ariel Winter Sucking It In of the Day

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I assume this Ariel Winter going out with her tits out was the motivation behind her competitor SARAH HYLAND posting those racy bathtub titty flash pics – you know to get a piece of the pie, a piece of the action, a piece of the Modern Family hype…being all like “I may not have tits like Sofia Vergara, or Ariel Winter, but who really does, she’s a freak who cuts off her tits and still has massive tits, how’s that even make sense”…

FEEDING is how that happens, girl just keeps on eating, coupled with hormones being out of sync thanks to being molested, maybe not sexually, but out of sync thanks to being exploited as a child to live out her evil parents dream..

NO child star ends up normal, because it’s not normal to put a kid to work, with a huge audience at a young age…ya know.

But here she is clickbaiting, because child stars love attention….it’s what fuels them, since they have all kinds of money…attention is the most important currency…

Sarah Hyland’s Topless in the Bath Erotica of the Day

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Sarah Hyland is doing some celebrating life after having some obscure disease that almost killed her last year, that she won’t identify because it may or may not be real, or it may just be embarrassing, like a drug overdose…or maybe anorexia…or some sort of organ failure from her parents jacking her up with hormone suppressants like a Russian Gymnast so that she didn’t hit puberty, so that she was hireable, so that she could play the kid on a Soap Opera for 20 years and still look like a kid…a modern day Gary Coleman…

Or maybe she’s just off, she’s always looked weird to me…but who cares about that…she’s got a lust for life, a comeback tour, more life in her to give, a sense of being a sex symbol after seeing her fat co-star get famous on social media for slutty, and after being raised by a Hispanic sex worker who pivoted to be the biggest star on TV, rather than a sex worker…and for that reason…she’s posting topless in the bath photos – nipple out obviously…but little tit exposed for the fans…and it’s weird…but a sign of the times…everyone be getting naked everywhere they can….it’s liberating…unless you’re a dude, sending unsolicited dicks pics, in which case it’s sex offense…and the real loser in all this, besides the men, is all the flashers from year gone by, arrested when they were just trying to be free man…

Here’s the weirdness.

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