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2018

23

Mar

Ashanti Thickness of the Day

Do you remember Ashanti, well apparently she’s got her hands on some plastic surgeons like a Kardashian where she’s rebuilding her face through injections, and reassigning her fat from her gut to her ass and thighs, like a Kardashian, because we live in a world where you can rebuild yourself to look like you were photoshopped for instagram, but in real life, thanks to non-invasive surgery rich people can throw money at…

Because really who doesn’t want to look like a gutter porn chick covered in cum….I mean other than me….but if you leave the house it seems like everyone is onto this thickness instagrammer shit…even old timers like Ashanti..

I thought she died in a plane crash in the bahamas…or was it a car accident in Central america?…

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2018

23

Mar

Charlotte McKinney Legs of the Day

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Charlotte McKinney has been showing her age…and the people are getting mad at her about it…

Because we came for the tits, the only reason she has an audience is because of the tits…and when you’ve built an audience and even a celebrity based on your tits…do the Kelly Brook and show your fucking tits.

The single worse thing these girls do is think that because they have an audience, people actually give a fuck about them…about their lives…about their interests…

The problem is that brands threw money at them, and fed their egos, and told them they were actually celebs, and paid them well for it, without realizing that their FANS don’t actually exist, and are only there for the tits.

Like Em Rata, the biggest joke about her when I see brands use her is that she’s a fucking sex worker, no different than Anna Nicole Smith or the Wilkinson Playboy girlfriends of the 90s, but because her pics look glossy out of a magazine or something, brands think she’s an influencer…

What the fuck kind of influence does she or this McKinney have, they just have followers cuz of their tits….

So here is something McKinney posted about her BORING AS FUCK feed…that reflects what ALL of her audience thinks…keep posting the tits, that’s why we are here…

NO ONE is there for her style, to shop beauty products, or anything…whether brands throw money at you or not…they are there because you took slutty pics on instagram before everyone else – you old mom…

Bikini pics may be shallow, flimsy, especially amongst all the bikini pics but that’s all you got…don’t ruin it.

Here’s her legs – not showing her tits…

To See More Pics Click HERE

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2018

23

Mar

Isabella Rose Giannulli See Through of the Day

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Isabella Rose Giannulli is the product of Aunt Becky Lori Loughlin and Mossimo from the shitty Walmart brand that made billions of dollars – Mossimo…

She’s doing the whole instagram model thing, you know being on trend in her see through top, showing off her 19 year old rich kid from LA tits…

She even calls herself BELLA, like all the other BELLAs because BELLA is trendy when you’re 19….as is taking off your fucking clothes for social media attention and fame…

I feel like she’s been doing the youtube thing for a while, but maybe that’s her sister, I know that Lori Loughlin had a social media hustling for fame daughter, and I guess it could be this one, but their could be more – I am too lazy to google…

I am just happy that rich kids from LA get what is important in the world, taking the pornostar approach to attention and celebrity…

Don’t do meaningful things, don’t have depth, don’t use your riches to get educated and inspire or make a difference…use it to go on vacation for the insta pics that will eventually get you paid..

And their vapid parents encourage it, because they are just as shameless as the kids are, and want to help all they can to make their dreams come true…

Weird times…

$Isabella Ros Giannulli in a see through black shirt and red latex pants$

Here’s some action from her social media – that I guess isn’t that bad…considering what other girls are doing, she’s clearly even at 187k followers, just starting out….and getting ready for titties and bikinis everywhere…

Posted in:Isabella Rose Giannulli|SFW

2018

23

Mar

Katharine McPhee in a Bra of the Day

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Katharine McPhee just got some huge news today – that Viagra reduces the development of Colon Cancer by 50 percent, while Colon cancer is one of the leading cancers killing men over 70 years old, which is the age of her boyfriend, who I assume she’s trying to keep alive until she can marry, or leverage to more success in her music career, maybe a creative collaboration on par with his other work, like “You’re the Inspiration” with Peter Cetera or all the other shit he’s done to make the billion dollars in music that he’s made…

Because she’s out celebrating with her titties out! Titties that unlike her reconstructed vaginal plasty vagina we’ve unfortunately seen in leaked nudes and that I can’t post but that I am sure you can google.

I mean…who fucking cares about Katharine McPhee…really…

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2018

23

Mar

Katee Sackhoff Hospital Selfie of the Day

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I watched the entire series of Longmire…

I even set up a PETITION that 40 of you signed CLICK HERE …WHAT A WIN…

I probably should have promoted it on a Longmore group on facebook or something, not to you assholes…

In efforts to get a Season 7, now that Katee Sackhoff who you nerds probably like or love thanks to Battlestar Gallactica, something I’ve never seen…plays the big girl deputy on the show and she’s pretty likeable…

I am a little more into her hospital selfies….because of the hidden, not so hidden surprise, even if big titties are more of what you’d want to see of hers…

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2018

23

Mar

Brianna Stone’s Nude Shoot of the Day

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I don’t know who Brianna Stone is, but I wonder why she’s not more famous, because she’s got massive tits on her tiny frame, and should be fucking famous…

I came across her instagram randomly, apparently I follow her, and I understand why I follow her, she’s fucking amazing, because she’s got massive tits on a tiny frame…

I just don’t understand why she hasn’t gone viral, why she hasn’t got more followers, why she isn’t the next Em Rat Cow, since she’s actually hot…

Does she have a boyfriend who cockblocks her window of opportunity because he doesn’t like her slutty pics…and she’s so in love she’s willing to throw it all away for him…

Or does she not hustle hard enough…

I DON’T have the answers…but I do have some of her topless pics…she’s great.

I don’t know much – but I know one thing – I can make her famous…she should email me.

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2018

23

Mar

Lana Del Rey Booty of the Day

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I don’t think Lana Del Rey works out…

I do think she’s a strategic rich kid who played tormented at the time that kids needed a tormented person to look up to….

When really her billionaire dad just threw money at a music producer who came up with a strategy or a sound that would best utilize her inability to actually sing….

But that doesn’t mean I think her music is shite, or that she doesn’t deserve the fame and fortune she’s made, I mean I am happy to see someone like her succeed over that cunt Taylor Swift or the devil incarnate KATY PERRY….I think it’s great to have some variety in pop trash….

It just means that she should probably work out….a 30 year old ass shouldn’t look this bad in jeans…and it’s not like she doesn’t have down time, probably all the time….that could be used working out…she lives on the fucking beach you know….get it together woman.

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2018

23

Mar

Rachel Haris and Her Friends in Miami for Music Week of the Day

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I would say my favorite instagram account I follow is a model and artist named Rachel Harris, who I think you should follow CLICK HERE ….because she’s hot, fun, hangs with hot girls, and goes to all the trendy and cool events, because they are current and with it and down with the cool, on trend, on brand, on the internet….where they all look pretty hot…doing whatever it is that they do…

There’s a music festival in Miami, that’s really fucking commercial, which is funny to me, because I used to go to Raves in the 90s due to my alcoholism and remember when “Winter Music Festival” now ULTRA music festival started to be known and it was a bunch of crackhead DJs with a bunch of crackhead party kids, while now it’s like Coachella, or Burning Man, or SXSW, or Art Basel, where everyone MUST attend, where McDonald’s probably hands out burgers, where Marketers are cashing in, and where all the instagrammers take selfies since no one has an actual job, but need to put it on their social media, so the people know they matter…or that they go places that matter and do things….while just being themselves…

The reality is that Rachel Harris can do no wrong, because when you’re as hot as her, you can go to all the lame commercial events, with all the OTHER lame people, but you stand out as the fucking star…you know since she’s a star…right….RIGHT..

These girls…are a wild time….

Posted in:Rachel Harris|SFW|Videos

2018

23

Mar

That Dude Lea Michele Tries to Be Sexy of the Day

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That Dude Lea Michele and her hard man face squeezed into another one piece bathing suit because it’s hard to tuck your cock into your belly button when in a skimpy string bikini….you need that extra fabric to cover it – especially when you have a massive cock like Lea Michele…

I’ve gone over this, nothing new here…but the new bathing suit pics themselves…which aren’t that hot or exciting or interesting and really if you have a Lea Michele fetish, you’re a homo.

That’s about all I got to say….

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2018

23

Mar

Ana-Maria Ilinca is Hot of the Day

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Ana-Maria Ilinca is some instagram model who isn’t that famous on instagram…but who is more clever than instagram and working all the other social networks where she can get people to subscribe to her nude photo feed because either she thinks she’s hot and that people will pay to see her naked, or she realizes that dudes are perverts and would pay to see girls naked, but can pretend she’s an artist and not a sex worker….because whatever the reason, it’s safe to say, it’s her attempt to mooch off the internet by exploiting herself so that she doesn’t have to get a job of her own…an actual job and can go through life pretending she’s a model / artist that people are into and really it doesn’t take that many dudes to get you to that minimum wage level…

Good hustle, good strategy, there aren’t enough nude chicks in this world…

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