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2018

12

Mar

Sarah Hyland Nipple Slip of the Day

Creepy as fuck Sarah Hyland, who looks like she’s had some work done, which is probably a good thing, because she’s weird looking without having had work done, and seemingly less weird looking with the work done, but still someone with some sort of genetic disorder that was either given stunting hormones to keep her working longer, something looking like that kid in WONDER with that Benjamin Button disease…where kids look like weak 90 year olds….

But with the confidence that comes with being rich and famous and coddled and sucked up to…comes posting up sexual pics…all girls do it, they can’t help themselves, it’s coded into them, otherwise why would they do it….and with posting up sexual pics eventually leads to dressing sexual and unleashing said nipple…any chance she gets…because that is the way it works…

ALl girls wanna be what the guys jack off to, even this little monster.

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2018

12

Mar

Irina Shayk Slutty for Vogue Germany of the Day

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Irina Shayk is a wonderful, soulless, opportunistic, hollywood wife straight from Russia…

The Russians have come a long way from making bootleg VHS tapes of American TV contraband that they passed around amongst themselves….you know when they’d have riots for American music, like when Michael Jackson played for them….or they’d fucking kill for a pair of Levis jeans….and now…they are billionaires….and where there are billionaires…there are slutty trained opportunist sex workers who know how to manipulate these rich men to get what they want – money…

Now she’s living the hollywood life…doing the hollywood thing…with the hollywood baby daddy making her set for life…

Here she is in magazine…being hot….I am a fan of this Russian Soulless sex worker…..mom or not, she’s good….

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2018

12

Mar

Kristen Stewart Nipples of the Day

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Kristen Stewart is such an identity crisis, affected by fame, weird person who doesn’t know who the real Kristen Stewart is…something that works out well for her mooch lesbian Stella Maxwell who tries all she can to attach herself to the celebrity to increase her relevance as an opportunist ladder climbing panty model…

Leaving Kristen Stewart looking like a parody of a lesbian, you know like she’s been working at the trucking yard, or warehouse, lesbian, pretending to be a lesbian, in a way that should offend all lesbians, but lesbians don’t get offended by other lesbians, even if they are fake lesbians, eating pussy makes them lesbian enough, especially when they are famous and help the lesbian cause, in this era of lesbian, gender, sexuality confusion…because people are whiners….

Where are lesbians of the past who just hated everyone and didn’t care about inclusion cuz they were always mad…

I don’t get it…or this really…not to mention what the fuck are those nipples doing…crazy…

Here’s her lesbian…Stella Maxwell…the Opportunist…

Posted in:Kristen Stewart|SFW

2018

12

Mar

Lea Michele’s Tranny Fashion Tip for Cameltoe of the Day

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Lea Michele is sexing herself up now that she has a boyfriend who likely fucks her and who I guess is a homosexual, because she was rumored to be born with testicles, unless he’s just progressive and accepts trannies for being the women they pretend to be in their everyday life,

The world is fucked, and I’m going to assume so is Lea Michele, or at least her ass is, thanks to it being her pussy…seeing as she was born male…in my Lea Michele fantasy that is likely no truth…but based on child stars having weird parents who fight for their careers and know girls make more money than boys – despite what hollywood is telling you…

I have an ongoing joke that Lea Michele is a tucker, or maybe she’s had official reassignment, and seeing a cameltoe pic is clearly just trying to debunk my theories…and something ALL trannies can do if they shop on Alibaba….

So this is her tranny fashion tip of the day

Posted in:Lea Michele|SFW

2018

12

Mar

Olivia Munn’s Hard Nipples of the Day

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Olivia Munn knows the drill…

She likes to find the place where the most pathetic dudes who can’t get laid are hanging, show them your tits disguised as a cosplay, nerd character, masturbation fodder….and carry that “celebrity” to land actual movie gigs…because casting people are lazy and figure her fans will buy movie tickets, knowing they got nothing else going for them.

But the truth is, she really doesn’t get that much work, she’s done a movie here and there, but she doesn’t get all the movies she tries to get, as she tries really hard to get, she’ll do anything to get, but rarely gets, even after 20 years trying to make it.

From low level TV host to low level actress to low level attention seeker – nipples out.

She’s garbage, she’s not hot, she’s a waste of time…but I’m posting her…because I am part of the problem.

This is strategy people…lame strategy but still strategy.

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here she is pantsless attention seeking the other day…this is what she does…

Posted in:Olivia Munn|SFW

2018

12

Mar

Sharon Stone 1000 Year Old Tits of the Day

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I remember when Sharon Stone was a pussy lip flash in a skirt in the early 90s, when porn wasn’t accessible, that lead to a lot of trouble renting the VHS of the tape, but not as much trouble as trying to pause the tape at the precise pussy flash moment to jerk off to the pussy….it took real artistry and skill to lock it in so that it wasn’t a pixelated mess…

That was a long time ago, way long ago, a thing of the past..shit that is in film history books it happened so long ago, but for some reason, I don’t think anyone has told Sharon Stone that it’s long gone…because she’s still out there doing it…

Is this a woman thinking she’s still hot, or a woman who knows she’s not who just threw in the towel and doesn’t give a fuck…

I guess we will never know. We’ll just watch it fall apart as gay men date her or sugar baby them, because why not, it’s a good life being a gigolo…if you can pull it off.

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Posted in:SFW|Sharon Stone

2018

12

Mar

Helena Christensen Hard Nipples in a Bikini of the Day

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Helena Christensen was one of the hottest models….back in the 90s…ONE of the hottest models…

But clearly…that was a very very very long time ago…

Bikini pics that remind of our own mortality…depressing maybe…but we’d all still fuck her which probably makes it even more depressing…

When a great power falls…there’s always a mourning period…this is the mourning period….with hard nipples and half nakedness so it’s not so bad.

FROM SOCIAL:

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Posted in:Helena Christensen|SFW

2018

12

Mar

Hailey Baldwin Tits Out with the Other Famewhores at the IHeartRadio Awards of the Day

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Hailey Baldwin and her face injections that she’s trying to make as famous as she can, and that for some reason is actually booking jobs, a reason I call the crew she leeched off of, the Jenners and the Hadids, are too busy getting jobs of their own to host nonsense that doesn’t matter, like this award show for a Radio company, and the booking agents, who likely know her family, figure, give poor Hailey a break…

She’s a good Christian, who understands that Jesus forgives her when her tits are out, sexualizing herself, attempting to succeed at a career of being a vapid idiot the people celebrate and jerk off to, like some kind of idol or icon, who just stands around looking good, rather than actually cultivating a craft or skill…because she doesn’t need to.

I am not a fan.

THERE WAS A WHOLE BUNCH OF OTHER SLUTS AT THE LAMEST EVENT EVER CLICK HERE

Like Sarah Hyland and her tits to distract from her weird face:

Or Halsey, a Hooker we think…

Or Rita Ora a trashcan

Iggy Azalea and her Weird Body…

THERE WAS A WHOLE BUNCH OF OTHER SLUTS AT THE LAMEST EVENT EVER CLICK HERE

Posted in:Hailey Baldwin|SFW

2018

12

Mar

Sofia Richie’s SLUTTY AD the Day

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WHO ARE THESE MARKETING PEOPLE….

We live in a really weird era, where women are crying about being objectified by the media, or by male dominated bosses, for male dominated brands…with this whole #metoo movement…

Yet the content that is being produced by these women is sluttier, more sexualized, more objectified than ever…

If this was a decade ago, no brand ever, other than a panty brand, would be promoting some slut in her panties…

But now, if a girl “objectifies” herself, which is still being objectified, she is empowered….cashing in being am exhbitionist slut.

I mean, she’s a rich kid which comes with many issues, she’s banging a Kardashian publicly, who is 30 years older than her, she’s obviously a broken rich girl…so her panty pics don’t bug me.

I just hate that everything is so fucking hypocritical…so remember a ho is a ho is a ho even if she pretends she’s not.

Posted in:SFW|Sofia Richie

2018

12

Mar

Aubrey O’Day Tits of the Day

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Aubrey O’Day, a attention seeking low level reality star from the past, is still out there producing weirdo content, showcasing her tits, in what we can assume is her attempt to get noticed again, since the last thing she did that anyone noticed was either fucking the Jersey Shore cast, after having a decade of black cock when she was at her fattest, or Celebrity Apprentice, where she was starting her quest back into white cock, through working out…

I don’t know what the hell this photoshopped insanity is, but I am amazed she’s still out there trying, it’s like if you don’t make it by 30, I doubt you’ll make it ever….unless you become a sex worker like our girl MAINLAND.

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