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2018

15

Mar

Alexandra Daddario Tits of the Day

Alexandra Daddario and her big tits is all you need to know about these pics…

Alexandra Daddario career only exists because of her big tits…

She’s the big titty True Detective, turned Pam Anderson in Baywatch, all hollywood and attending important fashion events nips out….

I don’t actually know if you can see her tits, but I figure even if you can’t see the tits, you’ll be able to see the tits, because that’s how nerd fucking weirdos do….

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2018

15

Mar

Anja Rubik Weird and Naked of the Day

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Her name is Anja Rubik and she’s a nude model who makes a lot of money.

She’s a celebrated nude model, who has been showing her nude model body for a long time at this point, she must be in her 30s but still going for it…and for some reason she’s been associated with being a model, rather than being a softcore porno star, where the two are very similar, but the model can make a lot of fucking money every year, well the softcore porno star, or instagram model getting naked doesn’t…

Which means this Anja Rubik is cleaver with her naked body, even when it makes no fucking sense, and is just naked to be naked, and positioned as art, when it’s just being naked…

Art I can support, even if I know it’s all bullshit….I still see her naked.

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2018

15

Mar

Isabelle Fuhrman Bikini Top of the Day

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Do you remember the weirdo French Canadian shot movie called “The Orphan”…about a little asshole orphan who I guess is some kind of demon…it probably came out a decade ago….

Well this is the Orphan…all hard chinned, still creepy yet posting up some bikini top pic for her social media, which is what you’d expect from a 21 year old who was in the movies, and knows that social media is where you need to be to get noticed…

I figure we should promote and encourage this kind of bikini top cleavage because empowering women to seuxalize themselves gives me content to post and commit my lifework to….

Isabelle Fuhrman you’re ok, you werido goth hipster health, bikini wearing masturbation material.

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2018

15

Mar

Julianne Hough’s Ginger Hair of the Day

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I used to fucking hate when I would come across articles on the internet about the celebrity’s new hair…

“So and So Chopped off all her Hair”…”check out so and so’s new bob”….”Bangs are In Just Look at So and So”….where “so and so” is interchangeable with any famous enough slut.

I do not find hair changes new worthy, I barely even notice the hair changes, and if people like Julianne Hough have an influence on hair trends, we live in a world I want to pretend I don’t exist in…

I do not think a ginger version of anyone is something people generally go for, often times it just looks like trashy french Canadian women…but that’s just my relationship with dyed orange hair….

I have decided to be an article on Hair Color because girl is in a mesh top but I can’t see her nipples which is more offensive than me becoming everything I hate…

I expect more from a Mormom turned public girlfriend of sexually deviant seacrest, you know…a girl who has don some REAL shit, whether we ever find out what that real shit is, I based that real shit on everything that Ryan Seacrest has done to girls I know he has fucked, and it’s pretty dirty…which you’d expect from some pro dancer, ex oppressed Mormon making it in Hollywood…

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2018

15

Mar

Pregnant Miley Cyrus in Cameltoe Shorts of the Day

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The thing I like about Miley Cyrus is just how phony her whole persona is. She’s just a trend biter, who bit a trend and presented it as her real persona, when really it was just another one of her performances, not the greatest of performances, but one that involved her being naked on the internet and in photoshoots like she was a TUMBLR account holding cam girl or sugar baby, that I guess inspired a lot of girls to get naked in the shoots, and show the world their vaginas as a form of getting attention and getting ahead…and in a lot of ways made the instagram nude shoot mainstream and thus is now responsible for countless sexual assaults by association…

She got back with her boyfriend who is now trying to play a sassy country girl, semi wholesome, but still semi slutty because it’s good for business, but here’s some cameltoe action in what looks like she’s probably pregnant or just fat, as these women become when they get lazy and choose country music…where you can be disgusting and people still buy CDs because they are hicks who haven’t figured out the internet..

Nothing too exciting here….but I’ll post it for old times because we’ve all seen her vagina.

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Here she is getting slutty and ready to do her “you can’t box me into pop or country bullshit”…still slutty but not as slutty, more serious because she’s married and country now…and the whole thing is just money making scheming..

Here’s her performance:

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2018

15

Mar

Camila Cabello – Cuban Illegal Elian Gonzalez – Posing for Airport Security of the Day

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When you’re dealing with the TSA or the Border Patrol and you’re a Cuban, whether legal or Elian Gonzalez…

You pout your lips, undo your overalls, show some skin, make your booty pop out with a back arch, and you do the fucking vogue, you do the fucking slutty in bed naked instagram pose, even though you’re not in bed, and you work it for the papapazzi with your best seductive face…

It’s the RUSSIAN SPY, Communism, Cold Ward distract the perverts..or maybe it’s just her knowing there’s paparazzi becasue she hired them and giving them something worth talking about. Who KNOWS…

I just know that she’s famous, winning Grammys, from Girl Group, new age Pussycat Dolls because there are no original ideas….and she exists…is celebrated, rich, a big deal…making moves and rocking a fan base with her radio pay songs…which for an illegal or hispanic girl…is a big deal…because she’s not working cleaning hotel rooms.

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2018

15

Mar

Ashley Graham Fat Bikini Photoshoot of the Day

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Let’s celebrate fat pigs in bikini….like the rest of the world…despite everything modern medicine tells us.

I don’t care what anyone says, or how convinced this pig has us, that she’s just as beautiful or worthy of promoting products for brands or being featured in a Sports magazine’s swim issue, despite nothing about her being healthy…

I don’t care how often she says that we’re not her doctors and we don’t know just as healthy her 300 pound body is….

I know for a fact that fat kills, that obesity is an epidemic, and just because the world is fat and lazy, that doesn’t mean we adjust our idols, or mentors, or leaders, or sex appeal standards to match those of the world…

Maybe a fat chick sells more product to other fat chicks who hate skinny chicks because they are fat chicks and hate everything…I get it…it’s commerical…but put a fucking disclaimer like she’s a pack of cigarettes that being a size 14 is going to lead to chronic illness and you will die premature so stop eating the damn sugar and carbs you fucking monsters…

It’s irresponsible for humanity to celebrate this, despite how hard she celebrates herself, she’s just cashing the fuck in on being lazy, and even she doesn’t want to be fat, but knows she can’t ever be skinny, so if anything this marketing tactic is just her long drawn out suicide for cash…

And any of you who think this is hot are fucking twisted and distorted and have a terrible sense of anything…you’ve been manipulated by the media and you believe the lies…

This is now a good look, a good inspiration, and not anything that should ever be in a bikini.

BOYCOT FAT CHICKS..it’s a fetish no one should have…and no brand should feed or give money that allows them to keep feeding.

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2018

15

Mar

Emmanuelle Chriqui is Still Alive of the Day

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Emmanuelle Chriqui and her hard nipple are getting out of a pool in a one piece…because that’s what you do when you’re 40, still in shape, rocking big jewish tits, straight from Morocco via Canada, who likely has family who live close enough to me to come kill me if I sexualize her or make fun of her….

Old but not tired…you can see how old her face looks….the star of “Entourage” or whatever low level shit she’s done in her career….that doesn’t matter…so long as there are hard wet nipples…

This doesn’t matter, but I’ll just post it…because what else am I going to do…

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2018

15

Mar

Maitland Ward Cumshot of the Day

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Maitland Ward is offensive…but how can we hate on her…I mean it’s very fucking easy to make fun of her, hate her, be offended by her, think her pulling this empowered 40 year old sex worker exhibitionist for some weird fetish like some kind of pervert who always had a taste for exhibitionism…always wanted the fans….now figuring out how to get the fans…with her nudity that is nudity no one should ever be confident enough to show…

BUT this is the era of empowered monsters…through their nudity, self promoting, self made…and now that she makes 42,000 dollars a month from her Patreon, because she’s her own boss, she doesn’t have to answer to no one, and she’s done it through not even producing decent content…but thanks to really fucking Loyal fans who either find her hot, which is disgusting, but I guess she’s likely a hotter version of their disgusting wives, or maybe they feel sorry for her….

And this is what they’ve created…thanks for that assholes.

SHE HAS NIPPLE CLAMPS ON…but she’s making 42k a month, probably more in one month than she’s made a year the last 10 years….and look at that smile…

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2018

15

Mar

Nina Dobrev Fitness Ass of the Day

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Nina Dobrev is my Canadian Content of the day, not that she’s actually Canadian, but rather her family used Canadas loose immigration laws to move here from some Eastern European communism that America hated, before realizing they make great sex workers, first ladies, baby daddy’s for hollywood types…

I don’t know what this Vampire Diary chick decided to become a fitness instagrammer, but that’s where the money is I guess, and all these celebs are so fucking egotistical, the instagram bullshit is really more exciting for their lazy asses than an acting career that requires memorizing lines “PAY ME TO BE ME PEOPLE”…

I do know that she’s likely a bitch and when she comes to visit her mom wherever she’s from…I can assure you she’s a fucking hollywood cunt about it..

The worst…

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