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2018

21

Feb

Nene Leakes Nipples of the Day

I have never done a post on Nene Leakes and I was fine with that….

She’s a 50 year old, mom of two, who is probably best known as a Real Housewife of Atlanta, but if you’ve never watched the show, you may remember her from Trump’s Apprentice, and if you’ve never watched that show, she’s a Home Shopping Network Vendor…and it is all so exciting because she has massive 50 year old mom tits, that she puts out in sheer tops from what I assume is her clothing collection to generate some buzz…because when you have monster tits people can suffocate under, show them off..WE WANT TO SEE…not that badly, but like cake or dessert, if it’s made available, why not have a bite out of it, even if you’re not seeking it because you are diabetic and want to keep your foot.

If you know what I mean.

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2018

21

Feb

Martha Hunt Got Them Titties On of the Day

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Martha Hunt is some Taylor Swift groupie, one of her real life barbie Dolls that Swift collected, and probably plays with, because she had no childhood…you know and Martha Hunt follows the lead because all these idiots are fame whores and like the more famous – it legitimizes them….

That said, I know, she’s a hired hooker, don’t let the model fool you, the model is a hired hooker, using her body for personal gain, and if that’s empowered feminism, so is sucking cock in a back alley for a men who likes getting his cock sucked…only in this case the man’s dick is a lingerie brand and her dick sucking is her tits in said lingerie to be jerked off to by men, idolized by women because their men jerk off to them, and then they buy the products to live out that fantasy….

She’s an unrealistic expectation, tits out kind of girl, who is celebrated like a celebrity when all bitch does is show her tits…a talent – that is hardly a talent…but it looks good..

I’d expect more out of Helen Hunt’s daughter…

Here she is for Jessica Simpson’s clothing line

And video:

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2018

21

Feb

Nina Agdal Instagram Ass Shots of the Day

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I guess there’s life after Leonardo DiCaprio…it’s just not as good looking as it was, not that Nina was ever that good looking, I have consistently said how mentally retarded she has looked, with what I call FULL DOWNS…but maybe just Danish…who can really tell, these big foreheads sort of blend into each other…and a hairline eventually….

That life after Leo, involves shameless ass pics for Instagram….

What is the point of these pictures, other than to say “look at my ass”…there can be no other analysis, explanation, justification for these images, other than “I think my ass is hot, I am going to show my ass on my instagram, so people like and follow me, with my racy racy racy look”…

That’s a good enough reason to me, but I will say her plan in dating Leo foiled. Not married or Pregnant, cuz Leo’s smarter than that and HOMOSEXUAL…but here she is ass shots on instagram cuz a ho is a ho is a ho…

Posted in:Nina Agdal|SFW

2018

21

Feb

Hailey Clauson Topless of the Day

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Hailey Clauson is out there doing it – the right way…by sexualizing herself because she’s resilient….that’s what models do – they overcome all odds and bring their best face and body to the photoshoot where they are objectified by brands, photographers, marketing people, just wanting them to look their hottest, to make the most noise, and get the most attention, to sell as much product as possible…

Even after this hipster model, who sued a Hipster leader, for slutting her out when underage…WHILE HER DAD WAS ON SET….to cash the fuck in young, something you’d think would get her blacklisted….

She went fat, got skinny, did SI, and now here’s her POLAROIDs…

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2018

21

Feb

AnnaLynne McCord Booty of the Day

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I don’t give a fuck about AnnaLynne McCord….at all. She’s so low on the totem pole of relevance…that she just doesn’t fucking matter on any level…even at her peak of relevance – 10 years ago – the show she was even a hit – a remake of 90s garbage that we were forced to watch cuz we only had 10 channels….you know the kind of smut designed to fill time now that there is constant time to fill in this digital world… 10 years ago….

A job she took to the top, tooj full advantage of, went everywhere she could go with it, and still rolling with it….

TO SEE THE REST OF THE BULLSHIT PICS CLICK HERE

Here is her sister Rachel’s ass in a swimsuit for comparison

Posted in:Annalynne McCord|McCord Sisters|SFW

2018

21

Feb

Sarah Hyland Nip Slip of the Day

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I saw this picture of Sarah Hyland topless from Instagram the other day…I even posted it – because I unfortunately watch Sarah Hyland’s instagram stories, not because I find her compelling or interesting, but because for some reason her stories are always in my fucking way and I have to watch my way through them…

I am not a Sarah Hyland fan, she creeps me out, looks deformed or genetically altered through a hormone treatment that kept her young looking to keep her working as a child star, all stunted and now retarded looking…

I never watched the Modern Family show, not even for Vergara tits…

But yet I watch her slowly finding her sex appeal, promoting her tits in workout clothes and topless, like an empowered feminist….

I didn’t notice the nipple…but I see it today…and it’s not all that exciting at all…but it’s Sarah Hyland self produced nipple for her fan…whorey like we like.

Here is an update on her fitness – aka her tits in the gym

TO SEE THE REST OF HER AT THE GYM – CLICK HERE

TO SEE THE REST OF HER AT AN EVENT IN A DRESS – CLICK HERE

Posted in:Sarah Hyland|SFW

2018

21

Feb

Jasmine Tookes and Lais Ribeiro in Bikini’s of the Day

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There’s nothing more magical than some single mom sex worker, who doesn’t need to be a sex worker anymore, thanks to Victoria’s Secret hiring her and legitimizing her as a sex worker, applying lotion on her face, in a way that could give you flashback of her taking loads on her face, if you were one of the casting agents who dropped loads on her face, but based on her single mother being more into taking loads in her cunt….

Good tits…All these Victoria Secret girls hanging together like part of a sex ring, sex cult….which I guess they are….

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Posted in:Jasmine Tookes|Lais Ribeiro|SFW

2018

21

Feb

Pia Mia Bikini of the Day

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Pia Mia is in Dubai with whatever plastic surgery she’s had…and I guess she’s made the transition..not her gender like other attention seeking famewhores, but to sugar baby…because girl’s in Dubai and we all know how that works out…thanks to OIL MONEY…

I don’t know much about her, but her instagram is PRINCESS PIA, which I guess mean’s she’s some kind of royalty, or a sex worker and that’s her stage name…

I feel like she was an aspiring Disney Kid, with a Youtube who sang and danced like a K-Pop act, only cheesier, but then decided that ratchet booty modeling with the tits out for the Hip Hop world was more exclusive, interesting and a place for her to be…on some Kardashian / Jenner / Minaj doughy faced, ass and tit, shit..

I can’t be too sure, because I don’t know who she is…

But I do know she’s in Dubai like an instagram ho, posting instagram ho pics in a TAG YOUR SPONSOR GIRL…let’s go.

Posted in:Pia Mia|Pia Mia Perez|SFW

2018

21

Feb

Bella Thorne’s Rockin’ Body is Still Rockin of the DAy

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Bella Thorne may look like a tranny thanks to the amount of shit she’s injected into her face….

Her tits may be fake…her voice annoying to listen to…her boyfriend a mooch cashing in on her celebrity that is a celebrity partially because of Disney, but mainly from whoring on the social medias….with pics like this, that aren’t actual whoring, but whoring enough on the cusp of whoring, because tits get hits…

She does this whole raver identity crisis molested as a child thing…and I’m waiting for the breakdown or the heroin overdose…

And while I wait, we get pics like this…an Olympic dream really.

Here are some more of her in a bra and her kissing a girl – so shocking..