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2018

08

Jan

Tara Reid’s Zombie Body in a Bikini With Them Bolt On Titties and No Belly Button of the Day

A little thinspiration, so thin it could be dead for you on a Monday..

Tara Reid in a bikini is always an interesting / spiritual experiment that puts all of our bodies and souls to the test…

It’s like when you see a monk starve himself for 60 days, or spend a life of not speaking, or when you see crazy Nordic people jump into the frozen ocean in some sort of release the demons, shock your body, live longer tactics I’m not sure actually work….

Only, it’s the Tara Reid in a bikini version…..still terrifying, still a shock to all of our systems, still a mysterious looking thing, with bolt on tits bolted on by the worst plastic surgeon ever, in an era when girl had money to pay for the best tis…..but more interestingly…an ass and stomach that is melting off her so hard she doesn’t have a belly button anymore…

BUT…at least she’s skinny, and I guess, despite looking like a corpse, still alive….because her clearly anorexic, perpetual party girl who traveled the world having a permanent spring break, didn’t involve doing any fitness…and shit’s fucking petrified…or whatever this is…

In a lot of ways, like a horror movie, it’s magical, even iconic, not for being good but for being bad, that ass looks like Freddie Kruger’s face…and I don’t think I’ve ever expereienced anything quite like this…

But…at least she’s skinny.

Fascinating…really.

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2018

08

Jan

Sofia Richie Got the Hard Nipples On of the Day

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Lionel Richie’s actual daughter -who bangs a 40 year old dude – despite only being 18 doesn’t wear bras – allowing her full tit to pretty much be exposed when she walks around – without actually pulling out her tit and for that…I appreciate her and her proper use of a ridiculously large trust fund…

I mean why use that money to do anything but attention seeking on social media and with the paparazzi, it wouldn’t make sense knowing you don’t even have to work, why bother learning a skill, just fly around on private jets and play – that’s the whole reason your dad wrote his songs – to have some lazy daughter – but at least she’s an actual daughter – unlike that mooch adoptee NICOLE.

Either way, young hot tits. Meaningless maybe, but worth alot of money, that’s something.

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Posted in:SFW|Sofia Richie

2018

08

Jan

Lady Gaga Butt Shot of the Day

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I find the Lady Gaga Butt Shots to be Extremely fucking disturbing…and I am saying that as someone who grabbed her ass unsolicited because she didn’t notice and either did her security back in an era where that wasn’t seen as being a predator but rather just a guy having a drunken good time at a club with a girl wearing fishnets hiding behind a group of people…but not well enough for me to find it….

At the time, her ass was firm and I was actually sold on it, I was like Damn this girl’s got a future if she only focuses on her ass..which I guess she’d doing a decade too late – but still doing it – and for that we can celebrate her the way we are supposed to celebrate her and her brainwashing – I like to think her million of dollars she probably doesn’t deserve because she’s terrifying looking, is enough celebration for her – especially the money she stole from her charity..hilarious.

Posted in:Lady Gaga|SFW

2018

08

Jan

Topless Feminist and Other Videos of the Day

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Londoners strip Off for Semi-Naked Tube Ride

Smokers Cough of the Day

Man Gets Head Stuck in Bars

Man Stealing Underwear Beaten Up by Husband

2 Naked Guys Go at it on the Beach

Car Wreck of the Day

Waving Lizard

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2018

08

Jan

Irina Shayk In Bikini’s of the Day

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I don’t know if this is a THROWBACK IRINA BIKINI SHOOT, you know back when she was working, before being a mom, when she had a vision or a dream, which was more likely a goal, that she materialized…a goal of having an A-List, rich as fuck, Hollywood actor knock her up, despite him being a womanizer, but smart enough to see good genetics and clearly discipline and hard work ethic, unlike most Americans….to take her hotness from the cold water flat in Communism…to his 5 star hotel room bed….where she sex worked the fuck out of him, making him pussy-matized, which is the man version of DICKMATIZED, forever taking care of her and all her needs, wishes and dreams so that she doesn’t need to work anymore or at least for 18 years while raising their kid…

Maybe it’s a new IRINA bikini shoot, because despite having the kid, and NO SOUL THANKS TO BEING RUSSIAN, she always looks good when photoshopped in a bikini….

I am a fan of her work.

Posted in:Irina Shayk|SFW

2018

08

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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The biggest life lesson I’ve learned this past weekend, because I am a firm believer that you should learn something new every day, is that if you’re waitress tells you that she doesn’t mind running up and down the stairs to the kitchen to get you various things for your order, because her fat ass could use the workout…don’t ask her to get on all fours for you to determine if she’s being serious, and don’t grab her ass to see if she’s a liar…because…#metoo.

Also, don’t watch award shows, that shit is propaganda…

Here’s some morning links…

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Brad Pitt Bid Over $100,00 to Watch Game of Thrones with Emilia Clarke
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Jon Snow gets Rowdy in an NYC Bar
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Bullshit Actresses Recruit Activists as their Dates…
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THE OCEAN IS FREEZING
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Jessica Biel in a Magazine – Clickbaiting
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Golden Globes Red Carpet Review
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Big Girl Breaks her Ankle
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Vine Star Disney Kid Drops the N-Bomb
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2018

08

Jan

Kate Hudson Tits of the Day

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Kate Hudson pulled off the fake-out see through shirt at the Golden Globes, because that’s just what she’s about, faking us all out…whether it’s pretending she’s hot, pretending she’s a celebrated actress thanks to her very important roles in shitty romantic comedy movies, that she only got because she was born into it…or most interestingly…that she’s such a hot fuck that she makes people like Owen Wilson try to kill himself after she dumps him thanks to rich, vain, vapid brats having no souls, or care for anyone by themselves and filling their holes…especially now that she can use that angle for some #metoo press.

I don’t hate Kate Hudson, I just hate see through dress, that aren’t see through….and I guess on the positive side of things, because we need to keep things positive, she’s finally got tits…after years of being known as being a cute ass…she’s got tits..and I guess that’s the reason she’s exposing them like this…I mean that and the fact that she’s an attention seeking brat who wants the world to remember who Kate Hudson is, through feminism tactics like showing off tits cuz she can…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS OF WHORES AT THE GOLDEN GLOBES CLICK HERE

Posted in:Kate Hudson

2018

08

Jan

Catherine Zeta-Jones Tits of the Day

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Catherine Zeta-Jones brought her tits to the Golden Globes to cart out her Father In Law’s corpse that I guess they are keeping alive, possibly by her running around in outfits like this, cuz motherfucker at 101 is like a pile of fucking sludge, but I guess Catherine Zeta-Jones can relate, you know cuz that HPV that gave her husband Mike that Throat cancer – lives deep within her cervix….

I guess this was the highlight outfit, if you’re into old ladies with big tits showing off their tits, which I guess I am because I am a pervert and so are you.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE WHORES AT THE GOLDEN GLOBES CLICK HERE

Posted in:Catherine Zeta Jones|SFW

2018

08

Jan

Golden Globe Whores of the Day

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The Golden Globes happened, apparently, I mean I assume they did, I didn’t watch the shit, but there are pictures from the shit, that I can assume was the worst pile of bullshit pandering publicity stunt, partially because all award shows are bullshit publicity stunts, celebrating people who have already won, for their overpaid work that doesn’t matter in the grand scheme of the world but that they think matters because they are vain, egotistical cunts….it’s an excuse to waste a lot of money, to televise something old people will watch, to see people from TV and the movies in dresses waiting around to win or lose, where the losing is the only good thing about the event.

I can assume that pansy Seth Meyers who hosted it, made lame jokes about Hollywood perversion. I can also assume that awards were given to more women and ethnic people so that the Golden Globes don’t get taken out as racist sexists living in the patriarch….I am sure not one person made reference to how nonsense this whole hollywood protest is, because all the women protesting sucked dick to get there and would again….if they really had to…not that they have to because they are already rich…

The script was pandering to the state of the world, the industry, and I’m sure ratings were fucking high, probably why they did this whole sex scandal thing, remember they are the media, they can do what they want to…

There were women at the event, celebrating being women, in black dresses with PINS on them saying how powerful they are united…and some people didn’t wear black which was nice to see..

Here’s a round-up of the majority of the people in attendance…because you don’t have to rape your brain with that garabge to see the tits at that garbage…you just need that internet connection

Penelope Cruz

Alexis Bledel – What Year is It??

Degenerate Kendall Jenner – Why is she even here?

Allison Brie – Not Sexy

Big Tits Christina Hendricks Hiding her Big Tits

Dakota Johnson

Dove Cameron

TO SEE A WHOLE WHORE ROUND-UP FROM THE stepFORUM CLICK HERE

Gal Gadot

Heidi Eugenics Klum

Jamie Chung

Jessica Biel and her Wife

TO SEE A WHOLE WHORE ROUND-UP FROM THE stepFORUM CLICK HERE

Madeline Brewer

Mandy Moore – What Year is it ??

Margot Robbie

TO SEE A WHOLE WHORE ROUND-UP FROM THE stepFORUM CLICK HERE

Penelope Cruz

Salma Hayek

Samara Weaver

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Posted in:Golden Globes|SFW

2018

05

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

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I go through life trying to increase my knowledge, trying to a better version of myself, trying to learn, trying to be inspired, trying to push my limits…at least when it comes to drinking…

So I’ve realized that you can’t do this alone, you are only as powerful as the sum of your parts, community over individual…you know some bullshit inspirational shit…

So you have to take what you can get from people, since we are all different, since we are all experts in our own right – so the key to expanding our own experience is to ask other people the right questions that will give us answers we can benefit from…

So I’ve broken this down to three questions I like to use to get the most out of people (chicks)

1- did you pee today
2- did you film it
3- can I watch

Here are some stepLINKS for the Weekend..

Caitlyn Jenner Cut Her Dick Off
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Selma Blair Kitty Flash for Attention – CLICKBAIT
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The Glitter Boob Chick Speaks Out on Being Topless Covered in Glitter Getting Boob Grabbed
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J.Law Public Erotica
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Cat VS Fart Fire FLAME….
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Charo is Still Worth a Fuck oh Wait that’s Khloe Kardashian
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Megan Fox Facetuned Hard
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Static Rope Line Jump
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Foldable Bulletproof Shield
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Amber Heard Might be Skynet Whatever the Fuck that Nerd Shit Means…
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Ben Vereen is the New Cosby
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Canada Gives Bieber a Shrine
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A Couple Fucking Idiots
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Sara Jean Underwood Boobs of the Day
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Bregoli….
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Charli XCX See Through Titties
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How Airline Competition Affects Price
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First Flying Bath Tub
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From the Forum

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Margot Robbie and Tonya Harding in a Weird Photoshoot
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Jennifer Lopez in Sweatpants
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Jessica Chastain Looks Like She’s Lost 100 Pounds in her Tits
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Miranda Kerr – Billionaire on Christmas
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Selena Gomez and Bieber Do Pilates Together
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Kim Garner is Still in a Bikini
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Julie DeLaurenti, Juliane Elting, Cleo Fishel, Estrela Straus Naked in As A Whistle
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Eiza Gonzalez Got Some GooD TIT
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From stepSMUT!!

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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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Surprise Pussy
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Perfect Tits of the Day
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Naked Bitch of the Day
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Big Dick Small Chick
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Pussy and Pearls
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Vitalago Porn
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Fat Dance COuple…
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Girl with Jizz on her Face…
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Two naked chicks on Camera
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Thick Ass.
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Awesome public hot Chick Fuck
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