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2018

13

Feb

Shay Mitchell Clickbait Running Naked on the Streets of LA of the DAy

Shay Mitchell is a Canadian actress who has had some serious success on a successful show….and became and instagram famous because that’s where the future is. Fuck TV acting, post slutty pics from travel….there’s more money in it and you can be your own boss…but really it is so fucking easy….

I’ve heard that she is some rich kid, possibly Indian, dot not feather, who was raised rich in the rich area of West Vancouver, where a girl I know knew her or her brother and said she was a cunt and I believe that because I know Canadians, I am Canadian, and the second a Canadian makes it in America after being in Degrassi, they end up thinking they are bigger and better than Canada…plus moving to LA…and being celebrated makes a girl entitled…

It is weird that she’s polarized her career to be an “instagrammer”….but I guess free trips, money, and when acting dries up….she can still get paid…so not weird at all…

What is weird is that she hit 3 million on her egotistical youtube channel she VLOGs on to stay relevant and ran out into the street topless in panties…pretty slutty…and useless for her girl followers…but people probably find it clever or funny…when it’s so low level garbage…but here it is…

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2018

13

Feb

Kim Kardashian’s Waist to Hip Ratio of the Day

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Kim Kardashian posted up some photoshopped, or just plastic surgery ridden, post pregnancy body – where she’s bragging about her 24 inch waist – that she likes showing off because she’s a fame whore who like to show off her very fucking weird looking body…that she likes showing off…because she’s a sex worker..

These people are terrible humans, the worst thing in modern pop culture and I don’t find anything about Kim Kardashian hot, or interesting, I just think her bragging about her 24 inch waist she got from getting the fat sucked out of her…and unfortunately her plastic surgery hasn’t resulted the same results Kanye’s mom had….DEATH.

There’s nothing magical or impressive about this. Disgusting, horrible science….

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2018

13

Feb

Maitland Ward Girl of my Nightmares of the Day

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Maitland Ward is a rumored sex worker, who uses social media to get more attention, to increase her prices, and it’s really a disgusting, display of a sloppy, old lady who was once on TV…..

The weirder thing about her, is not the person who takes her pics, like who the fuck is that guy, it’s the fact that everyone seems to fucking love her, despite her being disgusting.

Maybe it’s the “girl next door”…in her late 40s…looking like the wife you never had….I just don’t know, but seeing her pussy flashing selfies for her feed is beyond fucking weird, yet kind of awesome, even if terrifying…I mean I want everyone to flash me their pussy, only, fat, shameless, fat, whatever….I’m into it enough to look at it…but will question what the fuck is it because I’m confused by this.

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2018

13

Feb

Marisa Papen Naked of the Day

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I’ve been watching the Olympics, because I am patriotic and really into sports…but not at all, I just like trying to find a way to jerk off to international televised events that unite the world by reducing us to competitive sport…

Marisa Papen put out some Olympic themed shoot, you know snowboards and skis and naked chicks…so Euro and classy and amazing..

I don’t know if this is for the olympics, but Marisa Papen is naked…

She is some instagram model who was deleted from instagram – so no longer an instagram model…but probably still on instagram because everyone is…

All she does is get naked, something that I will argue shouldn’t get anyone deleted of anything, the naked body is not porn, even if I can jerk off to it, and I see it as porn, but I can jerk off to anything, I am just that perverted….including fully clothed women…so why punish the ones giving us what we want, who is it hurting…the pervert kids scrolling through instagram seeing pussy, better than stealing old porn mags from the corner store…like we did…

Here she is for sport….international sport…

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2018

13

Feb

Chrissy Teigen is a Monster of the Day

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Chrissy Teigen, despite her plastic surgery, and her success as a celebrity wife with an obnoxious and opinionated social media channel, where people, retard people think she’s funny for whatever reason, while really she’s just a trainwreck, writing drunken ridiculousness that we hoped would end in a live broadcast suicide, but instead has resulted in a series of pregnancies, to secure her wallet fucking that she’s wallet fucked before he was officially famous, an investment or a gamble on her end, and really a shitty deal for John Legend who probably doesn’t have a pre-nup, so sticking it out with her just makes more financial sense to keep her around….but eventually he’ll crack, cuz she’s the worst kind of sex worker, because she speaks too much, and will just cut a check to make her disappear, provided she doesn’t kill herself in an alcohol post natal depression rage. FINGERS CROSSED.

All this to say, she’s so fucking gross.

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2018

13

Feb

Oral Sex in the Park and Other Videos of the DAy

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Nude Yoga

Middle Finger of the Day

Dog Sweeps Up…

Failed Teddy Bear Heist

Shooting in Texas…

Bike Thief of the Day

Girl Escapes Fire…

Wrestler’s Fatal move…

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2018

13

Feb

Eliza Cummings in Lingerie of the Day

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Eliza Cummings….great name…it’s like a billboard that identified her biggest skill or asset….or capabilities for future investors / clients / boyfriends who are rich because when you’re a half naked girl on instagram, you find the thickest wallet you can, and you ride that dick until it’s cummings all up in you, knocking you up, so that you have guaranteed income the next 18 years…you know…you can’t keep the hot half naked instagram chick thing up forever, you need some level of security…and what better way to recruit that from social media filled with low level campaigns she’s done so that she appears to be a earner and not a mooch…right….right.

We have already seen her naked HERE

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2018

13

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump if the Day

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It’s Mardi Gras and as much as I love New Orleans and the idea of drunk women flashing me their tits for beads that cost me very little to buy, or even just for the sake of flashing me their tits because girls are exhibitionists…

I have never been to a Mardi Gras celebration, and every year I think “maybe I’ll go to Mardi Gras Next Year”, but I can’t afford that shit, so instead I will just walk around this winter snowed in bullshit and ask every woman I see to flash me her tits…and when they get mad at me, I’ll show them the GOOGLE SEARCH proving today is Mardi Gras, because no one here actually gives a fuck about Mardi Gras…..but that doesn’t mean I can’t ask to see tits…

Here are some stepLINKS…

The Chaos in the Jeopardy Control Room
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Some Actress VS Beyonce on Trying to Fuck Jay Z – NONSENSE
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James Franco will be Back on the Deuce Despite Being a Rapist
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Jim Carrey Quits Facebook
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Hannah Fergusing in a Red Outfit of the DAy
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Russian Man Knocking Down Building
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Wife Cries Because Burrito is TOo Much
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World’s Quickest Little Dog
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Explosion at Winternationals
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Cat on a Spinnign Chair
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2018

12

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

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The highlight of my day was going to the Dollar Store and watching single mothers who can’t afford real stores buy their supplies for their annoying kids…you know because I like to inspire myself by looking at other people’s ghetto, far more depressing existence…it’s therapy, especially when you find a young one dumb and desperate enough to turn tricks. Far more personal than other ways to lure in the sex workers…

Fascinating I know…

Today’s potential hooker for Valentine’s Day money to buy chocolate for her disgusting kids she didn’t want to deprive, even though she didn’t really want them, it was all a way to trap her black boyfriend at the time, was a really beautifully faced ethnic girl, who pulled out from behind her shopping cart full of depressing household shit…to reveal 300 pounds of what could have been so much better, but was without knowing inspiring to people like me who were like “at least I’m not living her life”….while being willing to jerk off on her face, but not if it came with a price….

I know…my life at the Dollar Store is fascinating…it’s winter, what the fuck else am I supposed to do with my time…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Borat Paid OJ 20k to be in a Movie
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Trump Jr’s Playboy Wife Hospitalized
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Fire on the Chicago Train
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Frances Bean Strips Down to a Tiny Bikini
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Sneaky Slot of the Day
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Selena Gomez Braless
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Toni Garrn – Nipples in a Black Shirt
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Olivia Attwood in a See THrough Top
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Harvey Weinstein Sued
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The HULK Brothers are Hilarious
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When You Can’t Get SHift Off but Still Want to Party
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Grandma Smoking Weed
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Nina Dobrev Cameltoe in Black Leggigns
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Mariah Carey was in a Sex Cult
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Vic Dammone – DEAD
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Ellen’s 60th Birthday Seems Das Obnoxious as Ellen Is
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Chris Brown Trying to Go on Tour with Rihanna
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Pimple Popping Game
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McDonald’s Manager has Given Up
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Idiot Kayak’s Down Escalator
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Sara Underwood Naked and Wet
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Victoria Justice Big Cleavage
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White Sammy Sosa is the BEst
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TALLIA STORM BIKINI
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Carly Rae Jepsen – Still Lives…
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Arianny Celeste in a Magazine Half Naked
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DEmi Lovato at an Event
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Iskra Fat Model in Bridal Gear
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Rat Cow’s Weird Face in Models
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Alison Brie at an Event – Overrated
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Chloe Grace Thick Thighs
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ANa Braga Nipples Doing a Slutty Shoot
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Low Level Claudia Romani on the Beach in Lingerie
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Sarah Silverman Gross Monster TITS
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Shay Mitchell – in Shape Magazine
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Pregnant Kirsten Dunst is Zero Hot
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From stepSMUT!!

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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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Big Tits Naked on a Chair
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2018 Cam Whore Awards
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Hot Naked Amateur of the Day
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Man Jerking off to Sun Tanner
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Hayden Likes her Big Tits
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JERK OFF BETTER – WITH JERK OFF TOOLS!
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2 Babes Fuck Session
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Masterful Use of the Biggest Ass Dildo Ever
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Book Reading Pussy Spread
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Hardcore Girls Being Pretty Hardcore
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Cam Girls Dance!
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Lucia Got the Bolt On Tits
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Terrible Lesbians
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2018

12

Feb

Elizabeth Hurley Has Gone Racy of the Day

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Woah simmer down Liz Hurley….

Someone doesn’t realize she’s 100 fucking years old…and that the 90s, when she was a hot model were 25 fucking years ago….

I blame the face injections these people are getting, so that at 100 fucking years old, they can still pull off looking like a Kardashian, so long as they don’t get fat, which these people are too fucking vain to ever do.

From mooching off tranny loving Hugh Grant to get into the movies, to a series of other rich guys, to running a bikini company that I guess she is still the body for…a body that is impressive, if you were changing diapers at the old folks home, you’d want to change this old lady diaper…cuz it is old…

Posting topless selfies….bold…but great…I support this empowerment, feminism, even if we wish it was younger and less damaged.

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