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2018

29

Jan

Lily-Rose Depp Topless of the Day

Lily-Rose Depp posted a topless pic, because she’s young, rich and free and working as an actress or a model, or just as the daughter of Johnny Depp who can do no wrong, and who understands the power of toplessness thanks to having been raised partially in France, where topless at the ocean is considered clothed…a good lesson for all 19 year olds to have, that most 19 year olds have already learned, thanks to the whole instagram tits getting hits / likes / follows shit…

What I do like about her – is that out of all the entitled celebrity assholes out there, she’s the least annoying…she doesn’t seem to be out there trying that hard, and knows thanks to her dad she doesn’t need to try hard and that doesn’t mean she’s not annoying, spoiled or entitled, it just means its less annoying when she is based on the basics of being Johnny Depp’s daughter…it’s like “ok, we get it”…

KEEP UP THE TOPLESS PICS!

Here’s some Lily Rose Depp’s Hard Nipples of the Day

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2018

29

Jan

Madison Beer Cleavage of the Day

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Madison Beer’s Got them Titties On…titties that her mom saw develop and thought the logical thing “Let’s Start a Youtube Even Though she’s 14″….

She’s no longer 14, but the damage of being exploited and sexualized and really reduced to a fuck toy, you can assume she thinks she’s hotter than she is, and that pushing out her tits makes her even hotter than she already thinks she is…..

And if you’ve ever fucked a hot chick, and you haven’t, whether it is a stripper, a model, an instagram model, or even a not that hot but think she’s hotter than you chick…and she probably is, she’ll 99 percent of the time they’ll be a terrible fuck…and leave you disappointed, maybe happy it happened for you, but overall disappointed wit the:

“I’m letting you in me and that’s enough work, so do your thing and if I cum I cum, and when I cum, I’ll make sure you cum by saying shit like “did you cum yet” or “are you going to cum yet”….because girls who think they are hot are the worst…and have better things to do with their time…

Not that Madison Beer will fuck you, but you can pretend she does when staring at her tits as you fuck the roast beef sandwich your mom made you for lunch.

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2018

29

Jan

Hailey Clauson for Ocean Drive of the Day

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Hailey Clauson is out there doing it – because she’s resilient….that’s what models do – they overcome all odds and bring their best best face and body to the photoshoot where they are objectified by brands, photographers, marketing people, just wanting them to look their hottest, to make the most noise, and get the most attention, to sell as much product as possible…

Even after this hipster model, who sued a Hipster leader, for slutting her out when underage…WHILE HER DAD WAS ON SET….to cash the fuck in young, something you’d think would get her blacklisted for being a volatile fucker, the kind you hire who shit on you after you pay them, and who you end up in court with….so you just settle making her rich enough to not have to model…

She’s able to keep her vibe alive….doing magazines, Sports Illustrated, mattering…what a hero really…who has faced struggles and adversity…

IMPRESSIVE…in Ocean Drive.

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2018

29

Jan

Emmanuelle Chriqui Tits in a Bikini of the Day

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Emmanuelle Chriqui is old and tired…the star of “Entourage” or whatever low level shit she’s done in her career….because I don’t know or track Emmanuelle Chriqui….but I do know she’s old….

But that body is out of control, which is a good thing, because her face is looking it’s age…

You can never TRUST instagram with the whole filters and FACETUNE where you can basically recreate your entire body…but I figure if it looks good in pictures, and pictures are all I’m getting, because I don’t know this Canadian Moroccan woman, since we don’t go to the same SYNAGOGUE, because she went off to LA to be famous and I’m not Jewish….

But you can stare at the tits.

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2018

29

Jan

Heidi Montag Breast Feeding of the Day

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Heidi Montag may no longer be relevant, her show has been off the air for a long time, she’s likely burned through most of her money, either on plastic surgery or crystals she was apparently addicted to, but she’s still Heidi Montag…

A personality from a moment in our pop culture history, and along with her and her husband Spencer, they have reproduced, hoping that maybe they have a second chance at this celebrity life, while making fun of their celebrity life….but more importantly, by posting up a titty breast feeding pic for femininity, empowerment and the perverts who like seeing monster fake tits get sucked on, like the milk ducts still work, even if they don’t cuz she went too damn big…

I remember always loving the whole breast feeding in public thing, and always was confused when people started protesting for the right to breast feed in public, as i’ve seen it in malls, starbucks, mcdonalds, the street, sometimes more than one place in one day, cuz women apparently like to reproduce, and whenever I see it, I get JAZZED, cuz it means I’l see some TITTY…

I don’t leave the house much, but just the other day I saw a busty hot young mom getting her titty sucked in the back seat of the car and I made eye contact and nodded in a HELL yeah kind of way…because HELL YEAH…

ANd here’s Heidi Montag, speaking to that!

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2018

29

Jan

Peyton Roi List Making Out in a Bath Tub of the Day

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Peyton Roi List is some up and coming young lady, who may not even be young, and I believe to stay relevant as a site I must find the Disney mainstream young LADIES that old creeps who still visit websites are jerking off to.

I think this is one of them….but I can’t be too sure…..and who needs to be too sure….

All these young ladies are irrelevant to me, but they matter to some, and they keep trying to get noticed, there’s a lot of noise out there, you gotta produce PORN to get noticed…

Good strategy.

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2018

29

Jan

Jen Selter’s Fake Ass of the Day

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Jen Selter is an instagram model or personality because she’s too fucking ugly to be a model….who doesn’t actually matter in the grand scheme of the world….but who is making money doing it because she was rocking her fake ass in the right place at the right time when Instagram first happened, when it was desperate for half naked girls, before the the whole world became an instagram model…and got a whole lot of followers at a time when it mattered and decided “Fitness” was her angle, because it would explain her monster ass, instead of it being fake.

She was kicked off a plane for being an entitled cunt on her way out of Miami…

I figure I’ll like AOL about it, they need all the help they can get…like me…but I’ll just focus on the fake ass in a bikini bottom…looking weird, not as weird as her face…as she ages..into ideally oblivion….cuz she’s not just a jacked up mangled body, but also a terrible, spoiled and entitled brat.

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2018

29

Jan

Josephine Skriver and Jasmine Tookes Naked of the Day

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Josephine Skriver and Jasmine Tookes are a couple of Victoria’s Secret models being TOTALLY inappropriate for the MALL brand that targets young women….

This is basically SOFTCORE PORN…terrible softcore porn BUT SOFTCORE porn nonetheless…..

Luckily it gives these young girls who follow these models an unrealistic body image issues that are actually realistic if they eat well, and workout and stop being lazy…..which is better for them than follow the fat models…who are disgusting.

I’d rather them follow the genetically modified model made in a test tube by a weirdo biologist….and the token black model…than the fat models…who are disgusting…

Good job girls.

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2018

29

Jan

Miley Cyrus Pussy Flash of the Day

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Miley Cyrus potentially flashed what could be her vagina like old times, because girl’s still got it, which is nice to see…because that’s the only thing I’ve ever really appreciated about Miley Cyrus…her willingness to get naked for attention…amazing.

That said, I accidentally saw her Grammy performance with the homie Elton John and she was wearing a gown, which upset me, I mean not as much as I was upset to be watching a clip from the Grammys, but upset me enough that if I have to look at Miley, and she’s not naked, it’s a waste….

I assumed she got knocked up by her fiance, after her “wild year” as a half naked, vagina exposing, fucked up disney kid, and now she wears gowns and sings with a country twang and everyone buys into her bullshit…like she’s some kind of AMISH woman, who found her way back home after her year off…because people are idiots and believe the marketing hype that is lies…especially with country girls – and fake country girls who grew up in Hollywood…since they have Jesus on their side…

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2018

29

Jan

Bella Hadid Insta-Thot of the Day

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Bella Hadid is some really manufactured bullshit…an ugly girl who is made to look hot…who understands her angles and how to expose herself to the world so that they continue to pay attention to her.

You know, take over from her sister like the coattail rider, back-up dancer, stand in….who loves every second of it because she knows she’s ugly under the fillers and tits…

Make her mom, a vapid model in her own right, who got paid through the men she married a few times over…proud…and get her dad who was never there for her because he was out fucking models…making her want to be a model even more to get dad’s approval…but more importantly making her dad want to invest in the modeling to get access to more models because he’s a creep and he’s rich…

Either way she’s in her underwear for social media, her hips out of control with the panties jacked up, whatever the fuck this is about I don’t know but it’s here, it’s now, and she’s relevant in the world which amazes me.

Here’s more…of her tits…the stars of her show…

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