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2018

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump if the Day

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It’s Mardi Gras and as much as I love New Orleans and the idea of drunk women flashing me their tits for beads that cost me very little to buy, or even just for the sake of flashing me their tits because girls are exhibitionists…

I have never been to a Mardi Gras celebration, and every year I think “maybe I’ll go to Mardi Gras Next Year”, but I can’t afford that shit, so instead I will just walk around this winter snowed in bullshit and ask every woman I see to flash me her tits…and when they get mad at me, I’ll show them the GOOGLE SEARCH proving today is Mardi Gras, because no one here actually gives a fuck about Mardi Gras…..but that doesn’t mean I can’t ask to see tits…

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The Chaos in the Jeopardy Control Room
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Some Actress VS Beyonce on Trying to Fuck Jay Z – NONSENSE
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James Franco will be Back on the Deuce Despite Being a Rapist
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Jim Carrey Quits Facebook
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Hannah Fergusing in a Red Outfit of the DAy
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Russian Man Knocking Down Building
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Wife Cries Because Burrito is TOo Much
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World’s Quickest Little Dog
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Explosion at Winternationals
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Cat on a Spinnign Chair
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2018

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

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The highlight of my day was going to the Dollar Store and watching single mothers who can’t afford real stores buy their supplies for their annoying kids…you know because I like to inspire myself by looking at other people’s ghetto, far more depressing existence…it’s therapy, especially when you find a young one dumb and desperate enough to turn tricks. Far more personal than other ways to lure in the sex workers…

Fascinating I know…

Today’s potential hooker for Valentine’s Day money to buy chocolate for her disgusting kids she didn’t want to deprive, even though she didn’t really want them, it was all a way to trap her black boyfriend at the time, was a really beautifully faced ethnic girl, who pulled out from behind her shopping cart full of depressing household shit…to reveal 300 pounds of what could have been so much better, but was without knowing inspiring to people like me who were like “at least I’m not living her life”….while being willing to jerk off on her face, but not if it came with a price….

I know…my life at the Dollar Store is fascinating…it’s winter, what the fuck else am I supposed to do with my time…

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Borat Paid OJ 20k to be in a Movie
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Trump Jr’s Playboy Wife Hospitalized
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Fire on the Chicago Train
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Frances Bean Strips Down to a Tiny Bikini
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Sneaky Slot of the Day
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Selena Gomez Braless
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Toni Garrn – Nipples in a Black Shirt
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Olivia Attwood in a See THrough Top
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Harvey Weinstein Sued
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The HULK Brothers are Hilarious
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When You Can’t Get SHift Off but Still Want to Party
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Grandma Smoking Weed
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Nina Dobrev Cameltoe in Black Leggigns
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Mariah Carey was in a Sex Cult
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Vic Dammone – DEAD
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Ellen’s 60th Birthday Seems Das Obnoxious as Ellen Is
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Chris Brown Trying to Go on Tour with Rihanna
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Pimple Popping Game
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McDonald’s Manager has Given Up
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Idiot Kayak’s Down Escalator
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Sara Underwood Naked and Wet
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Victoria Justice Big Cleavage
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White Sammy Sosa is the BEst
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TALLIA STORM BIKINI
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Carly Rae Jepsen – Still Lives…
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Arianny Celeste in a Magazine Half Naked
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DEmi Lovato at an Event
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Iskra Fat Model in Bridal Gear
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Rat Cow’s Weird Face in Models
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Alison Brie at an Event – Overrated
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Chloe Grace Thick Thighs
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ANa Braga Nipples Doing a Slutty Shoot
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Low Level Claudia Romani on the Beach in Lingerie
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Sarah Silverman Gross Monster TITS
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Shay Mitchell – in Shape Magazine
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Pregnant Kirsten Dunst is Zero Hot
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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Big Tits Naked on a Chair
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2018 Cam Whore Awards
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Hot Naked Amateur of the Day
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Man Jerking off to Sun Tanner
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Hayden Likes her Big Tits
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JERK OFF BETTER – WITH JERK OFF TOOLS!
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2 Babes Fuck Session
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Masterful Use of the Biggest Ass Dildo Ever
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Book Reading Pussy Spread
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Hardcore Girls Being Pretty Hardcore
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Cam Girls Dance!
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Lucia Got the Bolt On Tits
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Terrible Lesbians
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2018

Feb

Elizabeth Hurley Has Gone Racy of the Day

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Woah simmer down Liz Hurley….

Someone doesn’t realize she’s 100 fucking years old…and that the 90s, when she was a hot model were 25 fucking years ago….

I blame the face injections these people are getting, so that at 100 fucking years old, they can still pull off looking like a Kardashian, so long as they don’t get fat, which these people are too fucking vain to ever do.

From mooching off tranny loving Hugh Grant to get into the movies, to a series of other rich guys, to running a bikini company that I guess she is still the body for…a body that is impressive, if you were changing diapers at the old folks home, you’d want to change this old lady diaper…cuz it is old…

Posting topless selfies….bold…but great…I support this empowerment, feminism, even if we wish it was younger and less damaged.

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2018

Feb

Camila Cabello Reunites with Mexico of the Day

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Camila Cabello is some Cuban with a small body and thick ass, who I guess has taken some time out of her busy schedule being the new Nicole Scherzinger, from bootleg Pussy Cat Dolls called Fifth Harmony, to solo career cuz girl can sing…all while being sexualized proper….

She’s pretty popular according to the interent, even if you’ve never heard of her, we can collectively agree that this level of fame whoring is obnoxious, she’s got a fucking beach robe on, in an era where girls are spreading labia on the internet, what the fuck kind of spit in the face, evidence that she’s comfortable with her successes as a Cuban Immigrant who’s family probably live off 40 dollars a month, she’s rich….too rich to keep up the sex appeal…

Disappointing….really….but huge booty….

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2018

Feb

Padma Lakshmi in a Bikini of the Day

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Padma Lakshmi is in a bikini with hard nipples on – because I guess she was trying to be sexy for some new billionaire she’s trying to make her daddy….with tits that billionaires have liked in the past, and that she’s hoping that new billionaires think are worth cumming to…..

You know, she plays smart and strategic in her manipulation of rich guys…and She is most famously known as being a sugar baby. Seducing old billionaires.

She’s so dark, not just in color, but in this hustle…where she pretends the baby she is carrying from one billionaire who was dying of cancer – when it actually belongs to another billionaire….only to ensure that baby – who wasn’t even that billionaire’s baby – gets the fucking billion dollar inheritance…despite already having a billion dollar inheritance from the actual biological father…when he dies…

DIRTY….Low level tricks…but brilliant if men are that fucking stupid…I mean get it girl.

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2018

Feb

Irina Shayk Pussy Hole of the Day

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Irina Shayk is a little thicker than she once was, you know before she seduced a Hollywood celebrity and notorious womanzier into knocking her up so that she would be set for life. That kind of security is important to a Russian immigrant who used her looks to live the good life as a model, a life she wanted to maintain as her looks dwindled into nothing….something that may not ever happen, but has started to happen by her standards…

But I guess that doesn’t mean she can’t get on the runway during fashion week to relive the glory days as the old timer, but more importantly to show off her pussy hole, one you’d expect to be much bigger after all it’s been through, but that’s just little and likely a product of her not fitting into the size she pretends she is – I mean look at them thighs.

Here’s that pussy hole…

More pics…

Here she is flashing her bra

More bra….bad girl….

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2018

Feb

Lili Reinhart Got Them Titties On of the Day

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Lili Reinhart is not the hot one on Riverdale, the hottest show on TV, thanks to strategic distribution by NETFLIX, one episode per week….after it airs on traditional cable, because no one has cable anymore, allowing us to pretend like we do have cable, waiting all week for our favorite show to come in to satisfy all our needs and wants…

I’ve seen the show, it’s a pile of shit, the story is stupid and gets stupider and stupider which I guess makes sense, because the public is stupider and stupider and this speaks to them….obviously…in this era of no one caring about anything but selfies, finally caring about a show, the way the execs that have been controlling us for so long have always wanted….it’s dumb..

I am sure, at least based on the storyline, that they had no idea that the show would get a second season, so they are scrambling for viral moments, and one of those is using Betty as a sexualized creature with her big tits, even though we only care about Cheryl Blossom…

In sexualizing her, and trying to make her a star, she gets to go to events, so long as she busts out the tits, because they are trying to market a show here you know…..a really dumb fucking show…which doesn’t matter…since you’re all dumb.

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Here are some pics of her in a magazine…

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2018

Feb

Ireland Baldwin’s Hard Nipples with her Mom of the Day

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Monster Ireland Baldwin is so desperate, or hopeless, in this quest to be a famous model, but missing the mark over and over again, while her lame but hotter Cousin is making it thanks to the Kardashians, and I guess her ego forces her to post pics of her legs, because these people are the worst self involved pieces of shit polluting our life….

Even Ireland’s dad is more impressed with his neice….than his daughter he has publicly called a pic….

He’s even gone onto have new kids with a new woman to redeem himself as a sperm donor….

Leaving Ireland to fend for her weird broken rehab going while trying to deal with being a failed instagram girl…

Now she’s trying to use her mom’s celebrity to get into the paparazzi….because her mom is actually famous….and giving into Ireland out of guilt for her being a terrible mom, who created such a weird disappointment…

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2018

Feb

Olivia Culpo in a Bra of the Day

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Olivia Culpo’s scam has completed. From pageant girl, to instagram girl you’ve never heard of and probably don’t follow, despite her large following, to banging a Jonas Brother, to booking many instagram jobs, to banging a New England Patriot, to booking more instagram jobs…..to FINALLY locking in a TV show called, get this, “MODEL SQUAD”, no not “MODEL SQUAT” the show of bootleg models squatting in the jobs of actual models, and eventually getting the work from the actual models, because of SQUATTER rights, or more interestingly, the slow deep squat the Models’ do on rich cock to matter….this MODEL SQUAD show….a show about to launch on E! the Kardashian network…has officially MADE this bootleg instagram model, who has no real skill, other than probably sucking dick well, a legit model…because as the Kardashians have made clear…E! makes the morons of America believe your nonsense…

So that means, Olivia Culpo is about to pop, and not just out of her shirt with her bra top….but career wise, that’s already been too lucrative for her level of talent…but trolling works…people believe…they are too lazy not to…proving the loudest in the room, yet agains, gets noticed and credited as the best.

Garbage.

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2018

Feb

Bella Hadid Rat Face Cleavage of the Day

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Hide your cheese rat faced Bella Hadid is hungry at New York fashion week, fitting is as many events as possible, because that is what attention seekers are about, you know they have an instagram feed to populate and the perpetuate the lie that they are industry, relevant, influencers, fashion, and most interestingly models….

Their dad, the sexual predator, didn’t pay for GIGI’s modeling career instead of a college degree for nothing, it’s like milk that celebrity you’ve built, like a reality staar, on social media, star, the people follow and pay attention to because they are morons who think these idiots are more than just rich and connected girls brands use because they are lazy…

She’s not hot, despite her face fillers, she’s just a Kardashian and I don’t believe whatever they are trying to sell, which I am sure is a lot of shit, thanks to brands throwing money at her…right.

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